₦airaland Forum

BlueRayDick:
Exactly.

You see those head of communities ehn, they are part of the problem. Myself and a friend were contracted as corpers in the north to assist a far away state secondary school with solving Waec English questions.

We wrote essays, letters, summary and comprehension passages which were wtittten on the board for the students . The principal contracted us because he doesn’t trust English teachers in his school who studied NCE Arabic.

After everything everything , the principal paid us handsomely and took us to the district head to pay homage. He was happy to see us and was grateful we came to help his subjects pass a very hard subject . This is an educated man o .

Some of us don see for dis country abeg

When I stopped believing everything I read on papers na when useless Ewu of ebonyi won the best Governor in education that year. Same state that had me teaching the entire secondary school class mathematics as a corper. Something wey I never see for my entire life before until I got to Ebonyi state.

Same useless Ewu was buying pages on newspapers to launder his image and claim he's built modern class rooms when most classes had no roof , chairs or tables in several schools I visited while I served in that state.

My brother....who no go no go understand.

Skimpledawg:
The bolded is true. There has been. a considerable increase in these clashes since 2014.

The truth is that no one captures these data when its happening, it is always after it has happened like months and years after we would now be scrambling for data and by this time, it can never be accurate.

We ran HIV/AIDS test one time and wasn't able to cover up the target points, due to my Boss and the state execs sharing the funds amongst themselves, we just did 'our thing' and submitted. Worked the maths and said the % of people living with HIV/AIDS is so so so and so in x community. When my state boss was reconciling the data, he worked with what was given (correct or not).

Mind you, we were working for a reputable organization then; WHO and you know how sensitive they are with data.

What I'm driving at is that the data most International bodies are working with in Nigeria is not correct. The % is wrong.

Even WHO parole and the data they work with in naija is questionable my guy. As a serving Corp member that year, I and my guys collect small thing on top this who matter.

If you've not experienced how the Nigerian system works from the inside, you no go understand some of the things those wey done experience the thing dey talk.

BlueRayDick:
Baba we all dey dis Naija, we know as e dey go.

Census in Naija is hijacked by local government chairmen and members of house representing the constituency.

My sisters worked as census officials here in Lagos in 2006. We had enough gist of how they were entertained by the LGA chairman and how they were encouraged to bother and stress themselves. Their supervisor already committed to the distortion of data and oh carried them along sharing a paltry part of his largesse with them.

Na Naija we dey

I was part of the census officials bro. Apart from the LGA chairman you had the heads of host communities to contend with etc Make we just forget that rubbish census abeg.

Cc larride Blueraydick

I witnessed what went down during the last Census and I can confirm that the numbers were mostly fabricated.

Ibime:
I been just dey pull your leg oga dig.gz. I am loyal.

Lol @ oga dig.gz. How you manage dey call me oga when you yourself na oga? Anyways, we're good bro.

eph12:
No vex senior man. When are you doing give away here na?

Give away for security man work wey I get. I don feed my family finish before I wan feed nigeria?

eph12:
Because he's bigger than mompha na. You insulted him

Shut up ephraim! E be like you dey switch on and off your sense like phcn shiorrr

Ibime:
Mompha already snitching!

Naija criminals have no code mehn.

Diggz, sort yourself out.

Bro you call me Mompha no bother me, na the other meaning for the bolded post wey anybody fit come into same conclusion naim trigger me.

From my understanding you compared me to a caught fraudster/criminal who was snitching at the time, then asked me to sort myself. You fit call am joke but you've basically inferred I was a fraudster/criminal who needs to watch his back. That no sound or look like hailing bro.

Ibime:
I dey hail Diggz say him be Mompha while Funlord na Hushpuppi, Diggz want fight me.

Skimpledawg:
In Ibo, it is called Church agbasalà; that means after the grace, security men come enter church pursue everybody.


Diggz meant biz that year. Took the battle to scummies thread and decimated his opponent. Na real Warri man

Make una take am easy before dem do me like aro.one for ashawo thread o.o.

BlueRayDick:
I remember his battle with funlord. It was bloody, they both brought enough receipts. Na that dollar diggz use share grace (no pun intended o) That was how people started calling him mompha

Ignore dayo o..

raumdeuter:
diggz see wetin your ex dey tell her husband about you, Say you dey use money oppress dem for street

https://www.nairaland.com/5870665/wife-just-told-me-she

How poor boy like me fit do this type thing? Instead make you thank me for exposing onukuguy you wan rubbish me abi? I go wait for you

Skimpledawg:
Now I'm scared.

Lol...dem don set stage for you sharp sharp. You go gats enter road from PH to Lagos to meet up with am o!

afrodoc2:
Nihilist.

May you walk in safety and never stumble.

That finishing move you gave anything anything was a work of art.

Una see where troll dey shalaye before? The guy come dey call witnesses dey swear oath.

Tough!

Nihilist na weyrey, him no normal. Even the guy immediately recognise the type wahala him put himself inside. Him quickly start to shout for olopas to come rescue am.

Skimpledawg:
Na him come person house find trouble, dem begin beat am, he come dey call police

Aswear the way the boy flipped from a troll to the victim bust my head. His tears was beautiful to behold

Make I check my archive if that him file dey there. Nihilist is not an ok somebody tbh

nihilistjnr:
Anyway, Kante afro don full o

I see the afro too...overzealous covid naim dey do overtime for their head.

kokaneprodigy:
raumdeuter, Koph and Abbey(Obalende Immigration Officer) don close Chelsea Thread

Asawo thread see worse no closure

larride:
When Romance and Jokes section were hot.

We even had different caucus.

Interesting