₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
So na Atiku wey go favor you through Okowa go make the country better?

All man face him belle abeg

Enzo5:
Romeo Lavia hasn’t been seen in training for the last 2 days.

Wait so no lavia no caicedo against palmeiras? 😲😳

Omo…see wahala. Anyway, it’s a good opportunity to try the others out. Fingers crossed.

raumdeuter:
Egbon diggz na small change dem dey sell Man utd. You fit put hand for pocket and buy Man Utd instantly now

😂😂😂

I pray oooo

iamoyindamola:
I go soon report you to olokpa

Na epp we wan epp una bros, make una bring shekini money come collect dem as per customer dada 😂

iamoyindamola:
Is there anything they don't leak on arsenal fc
They already leaked the second kit promotion video before it's out later this month

🚨 Leaked promotional video of Arsenal’s away kit for the 2025/26 season, set for launch this month. 🕵️‍♂️

🎥 @leafricangooner pic.twitter.com/Xan3iyRys5

— afcstuff (@afcstuff) July 2, 2025

Have been saying it that SM team need complete overhaul

When dem go leak Noni and Nkunku news?

GloriousGbola:
Abeg is it malami that banned twitter back then?

The Real Avengers The Coalition of the Saints!

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Make I dey campaign for Elrufai, because I no want vote Tinubu?

Malami we lick GMB nyash for 8 years, suddenly wants a better Nigeria?

Coalition of the Mad.[/color]

My brother, the matter tire Jesus sef!

Omo… see as wailing full everywhere. Trevor012, una no go come pay £40m for Sterling like this?

Cc whodeyhouse Skimpledawg

Abeg, make una inform Sterling say we don see buyer for am. Make him pack him bags sharp sharp, him dey head back to Manchester.

larride:
A month today that Mbuemo says he preferred to join Man Utd over all suitors. One full month and the deal is still dragging.

A very useless institution.

Take am easy, my brother. Abeg try ask Leyqute and Afrodoc2 to contact Egbon Raumdeuter to sponsor the purchase before it’s too late.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Coalition of Ndi Iberibe

If to say na Obi and Atiku go one side, I for manage am.

Rubbish![/color]

Both the incumbent and the coalition fit make you choose your house and peace of mind on election day.

raumdeuter:
Egbon diggz, can you bail our Man Utd friends out and but their club

Leyqute and afrodoc go run am baba.

BlueMann:
We're selling Petrovic to Sunderland?

Na wa 😌

Before I forget, we need to thank God say we no end up with billionaire-on-paper Jim Ratcliffe/INEOS. By now, we for don dey Championship.

Obi is an unserious person sha, especially with that one-term talk. Assuming our one term is six or eight years, one would agree that it is enough time to steer the country in the right direction. If he can openly admit that he is happy to do just one term, one can only imagine what other deals he might be making that his supporters are not aware of or would not be happy about.

By the way, I would like to see him clearly articulate how he intends to stabilise the country in two years. Just maybe, he might be able to convince the neutrals to come out and vote for him if he even ends up on the ballot.

Enzo5:
even if they somehow manage to bin fofana, I hope they keep chalobah in his place or even veiga or anselmino, we should have at least 10 defenders don't you think so

No we shouldn't loan out kdh, guy is a happy sub and an effective squad play for League cup games

💯! I agree with you, but Ireti will always do Ireti things, so we’ll just have to wait and see.

iamoyindamola:
Another Chelsea player signed, kepa unveiled
Arteta for life

#KA13

😂😂😂

Customer dada! I hope you don see the latest update? Noni and Nkunku to follow soon.

dominiqu:
They want to go for Madueke now, can't they look elsewhere apart from Chelsea condemned players every transfer window?

Iamoyindamola how market? e be like after Kepa signing, una go collect Noni and Nkunku join las las. Customer dada ni 😂

Enzo5:
Maresca wants 23 players which includes 8 to 9 attackers. It's not possible with 8 attackers and enough defenders would close to 27players

Gk
Sanchez
Jorgenson
Penders

Def
James
Josh
Gusto
Cucurella
Colwill
Tosin
Sarr
Badashile
Fofana

Mid
Caicedo
Lavia
Essugo
Enzo
Santos
Kdh

Att
Delap
Jackson
Jpedro
Palmer
Neto
Gittens
Estevao
Madueke

Maresca sprouting the same noise of cutting down to 23 players he did last summer which he never did

Easy.

Sell Madueke.
Loan KDH.
Bin Dr. Fofana. This one has been a proper liability from day one. Dude has played a total of 39 games across all competitions since joining us back in 2022/23. No chance he’s staying fit anytime soon. Bin it!


Las las…..Ireti is a problem sha!

iamoyindamola:
I think he's just joking abeg
Ibime na those butty way they try form say them they street
He wan they drag you way they stay obalende underbridge that year with your inlaw onukuguy

Nothing consign me inside him dry jokes. You no be raumdeuter, no dey try renovate him intentions. See one of him numerous dry jokes below:

Ibime:
Mompha already snitching!

Naija criminals have no code mehn.

Diggz, sort yourself out.

Abeg just die the matter! When him dey ready him go let me know the issue him get with me.

iamoyindamola:
Exactly
Imagine blaming people for his predicament 🤣🤣

Naim way na….e no surprise me because no be today. Shebi…you dey always accuse me of being hot tempered….e don reach 4 years or more wey him dey do this type thing, but as soon as I take issue with am….e go be say I dey always quick vex.

Ibime:


Na small pull we dey pull your leg boss

If you check well, bomblacks made his ChatGPT comment directly under your post, and your method of communication has changed from street to formal, no be say you no sabi formal before

You are a child! You too dey zuzu like market woman with porous mouth. Even with this platform being text based and giving you extra time to reason things through, you still no fit help yourself from your usual cho cho cho.

To make things worse, you can’t even own your 4keries when challenged. You would rather hide behind emojis/play or drag someone else into it….smh.

To be honest, I’ve thought of several juuuicy words to describe your personality. But with the way spambots dey move these days, there’s no way I go escape a ban. So you’re actually in luck.

By the way, nah who make you accuse me of being a yahoo boy that year? Just so you know, you’ve been moving mad around me for too long now. I just hope one of these days, you’ll be man enough to air whatever issue you have with me.

It really doesn’t matter where he made the comment as long as he didn’t quote me directly. But you’re too steeeewpid to know or understand that. So of course, you had to descend into some 4kery while hiding behind the British way of passive aggression.

Naaah…..you be pikin bro!

BlueRayDick:
Wait fess!

So, if I wake tomorrow and decide to start typing in proper English instead of pidgin and code mixing ( most especially substituting "U" and "UR" for "YOU" and "YOUR" respectively); people will assume it is ChatGPT assisted and me typing it? 🤷‍♂️

I used to think it is common knowledge that most people prefer to type in less formal way online simply because they feel comfortable doing so, not necessarily because they can't.

Allow it. Ibime dey zuzu well well. Sometimes e go lose guard like smallie.

Ibime:
Which exam dey last from January to July

Meanwhile e be like say dem dey accuse you of using ChatGPT. The way you switched from Waffi slang to Queens English in the last couple of months, there may be some legs to the allegations

Yes na, I be illiterate wey never enter classroom before, so na wetin you expect? Na borrow I borrow queens English from ChatGPT, I no log off my brains put inside like some other people. Is there a crime committed here olokpa, Ibime?

Ibime:
Continue my guy

If you don't use a skill you will lose it

After over a decade and half of working mostly with numbers and headlines and writing short phrases on Nairaland mostly in Nigerian colloquialism, I struggle to write freely and words don't come to me as well as they did 15 years ago. Thank God for ChatGPT and AI, to write anything more than a few bullet points on a subject dey hard me these days. I used to be a very good writer over a decade ago.

BlewMahn:
Dem wan take my life

😂😂😂

swiz123:
More than enough. Need I add that I pay a lot in levies too.

Ok

TemporaryHansel:
It’s not that we hate taxes — we hate watching our money disappear into the bloated pockets of thieving politicians. I don’t pay because in Nigeria, taxes don’t build roads or fund education; they bankroll private jets, champagne parties, and side chicks. So what’s the point?

Look at Akpabio running his mouth like a clown on a payroll — and we’re supposed to fund that circus? Hell no.

People don’t mind paying tax when it builds something. But here? It’s like donating to a cartel and expecting development in return. Utter madness.

Ok

swiz123:
Everyone pays taxes whether directly or indirectly. All I am saying is that I have paid more than enough through indirect taxation. Even elder earning in crypto pays his through indirect taxation. Simply by purchasing more than the poor, I have effectively paid more tax than they do.
I am no reflection of any thief in power as my life has been built on integrity and accountability which is why a lot of people trust me.

Try sending a shipment of goods from one state to another and you will have serious disgust for all our security outfits. These are same people I am expected to be happy to contribute toward their salary.

How much do you think you pay in indirect taxes each month/year?

TemporaryHansel:
Make we pay for others to benefit when we no dey benefit from am?

You wey wan do giveaway with BTC for here the last time. Shey na money wey you go pay to help the poor for the society naim wan kee you? Abi yam private school you attend from primary school to university or you wan claim say you never use general hospital before?

Ibime:
Where is itsrm

I thought the guy mentioned that he was prepping for exams the last time.

Ibime:
I pity who carried Simi matter for head, from the way the guy is licking vomit just to have 2 more years with his snout in the public trough

Finally, Itrsm and Wike had the last laugh.

Unlimited22:
E just dey collect left and right

The bot dey do like say e dey possessed lol

raumdeuter:
Na small small una dey encourage insubordination and threat to my post

😂😂😂