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And Avalancheman still thinks COVID19 is comedy.

RIP to the dead

ademasta:


This is serious. With all these, this lockdown being extended is 100% certain.

But the activities of the hoodlums is what baffles me. For weeks now I have turned to a vigilante in my street.

No food to eat! The little on ground, 1million boys (1mb) boys are dragging it with us.

Na only God fit intervene for the matter.
Meanwhile, Avalancheman will enter Buhari and announce total end of lockdown for Nigerians

Avalancheman your baby is coming with COVID19

Avalancheman is next. Dumb people everywhere thing COVID 19 na joke.

wany:
Sad you are the dumb one here,she taking the risk to go out there and share the much she can is golden.this gesture alone to a lot of people has erase all her ills, what have you done?

Oh so thats the plan? Pretend to be nice in order to erase her ills? Nothing will erase her ills. The internet never forgets.

Tacha is just seeking attention and validation. Her attitude in BBN has smeared her for life. Let her try harder.

Dimmatic:
keep on talking rubbish, while she feed people. The only place u can open that gutter u call mouth is on nairaland, where were u during Abba Kyari funeral Oga/madam law? Peole like u will die faster because of the height of bitterness in ur soul, while people like TACHA will keep on doing fine with out ur help.

Are you comparing body odour Tacha to Abba Kyari? Tacha who begs to survive?

That death wish is for you and your family. Your porous thinking and dirty language are the major characteristics of a Tacha fan. Classless set of people. Who has a gutter mouth between me and your boss, Tacha who evidently smells like gutter with her notorious body odour.

Tacha looked down on Diane and said she couldn't ask her for the time outside the house. Now after Big Brother who is winning?

Albertone:
I didn't bring sex in the picture.Infact,I'm a fan of no sex till marriage.

But how will someone i want to marry not be able to come visit me? These are things that cause break in marriage.
What if she has a dirty habit I can't cope with?There are many things to assess in her that can't be assessed in public gathering.
Bro/sis such relationships is not genuine.If i stay in that relationship,trust me to cheat....

She can pretend not to have a dirty habit before marriage but after marriage ceremony you go see full flare of filth. No one can ever be too sure really.

Avalancheman:
All these imbecilic grunts because you and your sick family want to remain at home

Remain at home while the rest of us go out. Na by force.

South Africa is also reopening from May 1.Kenya has reopened. Do you watch TV at all Do you rely on NL for all your info Is that why you are a dullardd

And yes, we follow the US. The world follows the US.

Gerrara hia men!

Avalancheman:
This is your daft side...

You and your sick family are free to stay at home till eternity

Buhari is lifting the lockdown officially on Sunday cos it's already lifted unofficially.

Continue grunting in the gutter like a typical pigggiddiot. I won't join you ..

You.steadily .rant "i wont join you" yet you keep bringing your gutter head back in. See how lame and stupid you are? That goes a long way in defining how much of an incoherent slowpoke and liar that you are. Corona virus is your portion together with your loser family members. Like i said, if Buhari chooses to do otherwise please take sniper and die so you can keep the corona that is supposed to attack you for another distressed member of your empty hungry lineage. I believe i have knocked some sense into that empty coconut head of yours. Now i am done with banters with a rabbies infested barking dog like you.

Please continue barking. I am waiting...Gerrarahia men! Numbskulls irritate me.

Avalancheman:
This is one your imbecilic side...

I won't join you in the gutter...

Home you want. Home, you and your sick family will remain even when the lockdown is officially lifted on Sunday.

Too bad!

Now grunt on like a pig...

Are you done barking? . If the lockdown is lifted fools like you will.get infected first because your stupidity, greed and hunger no let you see road again.

If them no lift the lockdown please make sure you jump into that lagoon and end your worthless life and those of your equallly worthless family members unceremoniously. Fvcking fraud living in bitter frustration. Na me cause your permanent lineal poverty?

Now continue your barking where you stopped and make sure you dont spit out your corona virus saliva while at it. Okay bingo?

Avalancheman:
Obviously, you are not bright.

Watch Trump live now and learn.

Do you know many thousand people have died today of other diseases

Do you know TB kills 18 Nigerians every hour

Don't worry, you and your sick family will be allowed to stay at home and mourn the 28 dead when Buhari lifts the lockdown on Sunday.

Lazy bone!

Your family will become an addition to the 28 confirmed dead cases and increase the numbers.

Hunger is getting ypu so angry. I did not cause your frustration. Whatever Trump.says Trump.can change and is his business. Trump is no model.for any African President to follow. If they do, they'll be so disappointed because he hates Africans and he is very unapologetic about it. Just incase a slowpoke.like you isnt aware.

We are not in America neither do we live by their standards. When you start picking bodies of your poverty destined family members from the gutters diue to covid 19 death. Go and meet Donanld Trump to admit you into an American hospital. Make i see if im know your papa. Dumb fools everywhere.

Your dumbness, greed and hunger have totally blocked the tiny sense of reasoning you had left before corona virus chopped off your entire brain cells.rendering your skull numb and empty.

Avalancheman:
Lame!

Puke!

Avalancheman:
Another load of drivel!

So I am now the one who wants to stay home and not you and your sick family members

Come on, choose an hustle and stick to it. You and your sick family members can't risk leaving home for fear of Coronavirus. Let it be. It's okay

Let the rest us go out and conquer the world in peace.

Buhari despite his inadequacies is still wiser than you. He will lift the lockdown but insist that the likes of you and your family should stay home...

Lol. You sound so stupid I understand your pain, you need to hustle before you make 2k whilst my salary is hitting my account every month.

Send your account number make i dash you #100 to help your groundnut hawking hustle. Your bad, brokie. When you die of covid 19 in your room with your miserable and hungry family members. Dogs will feed on your useless corpses. .

If the lockdown is extended. Please make sure you find that lagoon and end your hitherto.miserably.meaningless life there.

Avalancheman:
Are you this dumbbb Come on, be more creative . 1 second is not realistic.

Are we kidding here

Unrealistic but with you, its a reality. Your bad. Suck it in.

Avalancheman:
Imbecilic rants!

Despite the 50,000 deaths and counting, US is already reopening their economy. Why? Life must go on.
The lockdown hasn't stopped the deaths.

How much more Nigeria that God (via nature) has shielded from the fury of the virus hence only 28 deaths since January when the virus came in? Come on, don't be a looonatic!!

Lazy sick bone!!!

You seem to.know more about USAa strategic return much more than Donald Trump. BLATANT LIAR.

You call 28 "ONLY"? You are sick. I sincerely hope that covid hits someone really close to you then your dumb choruses will.change.

i know from your daft words that you have no doctors in your miserable illiterate filled family so you cannot understand what it means for 40 health workers who have family members to have been infected by this deadly, highly infectuous virus.

If Government feels it necessary to extend the.lockdown. Please trek to 3rd Mainland bridge and jump.into the lagoon to buttress your stupidity.

Avalancheman:
You mean your wife's smelly kpekus is why you come in 60s LMAO

Sorry

60 seconds appears better than 1 second. Tell her to wash down there with acid and pepper. It might help her condition and yours.

Avalancheman:
Imbecilic!

Only sick people like you and your family members love to stay at home.

By God's grace, healthy, hardworking folks like us are good to go. We can't wait to break new grounds...

You and your family are free to wallow at home while others go out and conquer...
Na by force

You think everyone is a lazy ass sit home all day gigolo like you? You are not healthy you have the virus, its chopped off your brain obviously and its gonna end your life. Corona will conquer you.

Please dont infect law abiding Nigerians. Stay At Home and die there. If Buhari dims it fit to extend the lockdown. Please go and attack him in Asorock instead of wailing stupidly on this platform before you go.and swallow sniper to end your miserable life.

Ningen:
Congratulations.

You've earned the right to be quarantined.

They saod in white people betterpoison isn't white.

I.know one person who died..

Shameless dumb asses. They should be fired ASAP.

Chukapage:
this lady you still dey yarn

You need a faag desperately and think.im bottom and you are top? Sorry i donf do men. Sicko, clean the poo off. I aint no gay.

Avalancheman:
Only a dulllard has not realised that most of the current cases are asymptomatic and will recover with little or no treatment.

Except of course, they are like you and your family members with deadly underlying health conditions that may lead to death.

No wonder, all of you are bent on remaining at home.
Nobody is forcing you all to come out now. You are free to remain at home till eternity.

We know those dirty cheap hookers are scarce for you to come by. Their inability to move to your location due to covid 19 is what is hitting you in the real sense.

Kionji is giving you serious nightmares anx malaria symotoms and you are definitely covid 19 positive.

I hope you have prepared the graves of you and your miserable family members when you all die of ciovid 19 complications.

You don't want to stay home safe because even before covid 19 your life has been fvcking meaningless so you don't mind ending it abruptly.

You know you will sit at hone until you breath your last together with generations afeter you because your ground nut hawking trade crashed die to the virus.

poweredcom:
What has he said that you started accusing him of hate on women

What he said is pure truth

You guys should stop In sulting yourselves here

Go back and read his dumb epistles before ranting.

Avalancheman:
I just pity the poor woman who has to grapple with your 1-minute pathetic performance every now and then.

What a pity!

Lazy bone!!

Bring your wife smelly STI kpekus. I will wear 10 condoms and teach her a lesson you will never forget. With your 1 second worm-like tool.

Avalancheman:
Largely incoherent rants!

You and your family are a bunch of lazy things. You have exposed yourself already.

If Americans can be desperate to go back to work despite the solid palliatives they are getting, how much more Nigerians who are getting next to nothing

Seems like you just started having sexxx. It's so evident. You can't seem to think of anything else.

I gave you NCDC figure, you said it's not real. Okay give me yours, you asking me if you are NCDC. Is your head correct at all

You need help.

Who isn't desperate to go back to work? With your dead health sector you are comparing your worthless life to that of Americans. Despite their solid health system 2400 deaths were recorded yesterday no thanks to morons like you who think governments lockdown directive is a joke stupidly bribing your ways through porous borders and ultimately to your corona virus inflicted untimely death. . I guess you are more desperate to end your meaningless life than you are to go back to your 10k per month houseboy job. No be who dey alive dey go back to work? Hunger don dry your belle broke man. Gerrarah hia men! Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights .He did not die.

Happy birthday gov

At all. At all na im no good. She try.

Hang them by the balls yo!

Beauty with brains. Was smart to.have married a rich man and made good use of the association she had with him.

BigDebbie:
Oga let go of your hatred so you can see the good in her.Youre not better

I have no hatred for her. Spoke the truth.

Chukapage:
kk Aunty

Na your son wide butt hole you go drlll behind closed doors.Before na only God and devil dey see you. Now humans don catch you. Your own yaf pinis! Yoruba gay.

I love my wife and children. Where are yours? Their mothers are hiding them from you before you tear their butt holes into pieces with your gay wrinkled tool. Muhehehehe. You opted for self destruction and got worse. Clean that poo off.and seek God fast faag! Ex convict.

Avalancheman should read this and begin his journey to that destination where he will fetch a brain from and quit being dumb.