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She's a black Queen and this is a black meal for a black King. If you don't blackly like it, then you are not black.

I think they should bring back slave trade. Some people need to be traded for a bag of rice or other scarce commodities.

Don't these two deserve a nice zoo, where they can earn money for their owners, while exhibiting their stupidity?

The first picture is very Presidential. First time Buhari looks Presidential.


Looks as if its not the Buhari we know: the one they said Mamman Daura yaf put in a cage and feed him guinea corn and fura.

OP. I had to check out your pic cos of your moniker. It doesn't look like it. Does it?

The success in the picture above is achieved with the use of modern medical equipment and DEDICATION on the part of the doctors.

I haven't seen that Nigerian doctor, practicing in Nigeria that will spend 23 hours attending to a patient when you are not Buhari and ready to make him Minister of Health if you survive. They will just get tired halfway, cover you up and declare you dead.

No shout out to Nigeria doctors biko.

Welcome development!

We want to know what went into it and how we can rescue all the girls. Welcome back.

Waiting to confirm this story first...

I know Buhari the tribalistic and religious fanatic is not ready to make Onnoghen CJN.

How can your world-view be limited to only the north?

bejeiodus:
I don't understand why the face-off between Tinubu and members of his political party has been reduced to an ethnic war. Tinunu took the biggest gamble of his political career by aligning with Buhari to win the 2015 Presidential election but sadly he is getting the short end of the stick

He was a beautiful bride prior to the election but he is slowly being made a pariah by those he helped secure victory. Such is the vicissitude of politics.

Tinubu's motives for teaming up with Buhari's CPC were never about the advancement of the Yorubas. If it were so, he would have insisted that devolution of power and true federalism be made a cardinal part of the APC's campaign manifesto. Two agendas the Yorubas have always pushed for.

It is heart warming that his political foes have thrown their weight behind him since the political onslaught on him began. I only hope he is learning some salutary lessons and will build on this open show of support by his hitherto political adversaries.

Thanks for this. Tinubu's choice was informed by greed. Did he not champion those that opposed Mulikat Akande's emergence as Speaker HoR? I guess he had the larger yoruba race in mind? Now he settled for VP; an office that is only big in name.

I am happy with what is happening to him.

madridguy:
I'm sure the FG are preparing a new formation with counter attack. Good for our democracy.

Yeah. FG wants to buy the Legislature to their side before Tinubu gets to them first. This is why other cases against Saraki might suffer a stillbirth. This is why Jubrin will be sacrificed for Dogara's support.

I warned earlier on that Tinubu was making a mistake fighting Saraki and Dogara. He'd have welcomed them and prepared for a day like this. We knew he'd fall out with Buhari. It was a matter of when. The Legislature would have been his biggest weapon against them.

Umu nwanyi ndi ofe...ike ndi a gwuru nmadu!
Ha adighi responsible at all. Ana araghari...

He should start with his own life.

Best thing is to go on with the pretended peace process and expel Sheriff from his ward afterwards.

mrk74:
She has initiated discussion on this. Her approach is to tell me to stop being angry. Then later ask if I'm still angry. She notes that I'm making a big issue out of a little thing. I do agree it is a little thing but her response to it has not been helping which is what I explained to her. She now claims that she is being vulnerable in the relationship. And asks why she will always have to be the one to apologise whenever we have issues. This is really shocking to me. I asked her if she has ever apologized before which she didn't offer an answer. To the best of my knowledge what she will typically do is say stop being angry and sometimes without even addressing the issue that resulted in the annoyance.

She has not made much complain about me. In fact I can only remember one. But if she does I won't give her the opportunity to complain twice. If it's not acceptable to me, then I will want us to discuss it and come to a common ground. I asked her how she will react if I didn't adjust if she made a complain about me and she said she will just keep making the complain at the very instance that I repeat the issue and move on. This is what I've been doing but I'm not comfortable complaining on the same issue more than 3 times.

For some weeks now I've asked her to prepare unripe plantain with vegetable for me but she has not done so. When she was away in school where she is running her Msc, a friend who is also a neighbour had given that to me and I liked it. Initially she said she didn't understand how it's prepared and I explained what it looked like and we even agreed that we can discuss it with my friend and the wife (who happens to be from her village and their families know each other). But ever since she has refused to by vegetables whenever she goes to the market. I've asked severally and she'll give one flimsy reason or the other. Today she says that I shouldn't expect her to alter plans she had for other things to cook that. This is one of the things she has been saying.

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Some day last week I went and bought the vegetable myself. I wanted to buy N500 worth but she said it would be too much and a female cousin of mine who was around insisted that it will be too much. They said it should be N100 or N200 but they were still concerned about the N200 quantity. I can't remember which I had bought but when I brought it my wife prepared it as if it were soup for eba and we ended up eating it as soup. I didn't mind that she didn't use plantain as this was just an option. The most important thing was the vegetable. We laughed about the outcome but I pointed out that it wasn't what I expected. That I actually wanted an inexpensive thing that can be made often just for the health benefit. She said she had noted it but she has been to the market since then and even bought vegetable to make soup but not enough for what I asked for. Yesterday she was at the market again but still won't buy vegetables. When I asked today she said she made the vegetable soup because of my request. I don't understand what exactly is the problem, but it seems she just didn't take the request serious.

Well yesterday I took permission from my friend and asked the wife to help me prepare the vegetable with plantain and she did it for me today. I was careful not to indicate that there is a problem, instead told her it was to make it easy for her to have an idea what it looks like. When my wife asked me I told her someone else prepared what she had refused to prepare for me. She didn't say anything. Hours later she told me she is embarrassed about it. I just hope that will make her take my request serious in the future.

Looks like the person who posted the following that is now on front page had read through this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3388415/10-health-benefits-unripe-plantain

None of you have a problem. You are just a very 'careful' person who plans everything to the minute and she is 'not'. You are stickler for details. You are an idealist. She is not. You think mistakes are too expensive to be made. To her, they are normal things that occur in life.

Both of you are a perfect fit! She will water down your too much seriousness and you will make her a bit serious.

When the kids arrive, teach them your very 'serious' attitude, but don't stop her from teaching them hers(cos I know you already know what you want from your kids. LoL). Don't forget there are two sides to a coin and life is not a perfect place for idealists. Your kids need both attributes to survive.

Live, laugh and love. You are an idealist married to a realist. Don't push it too far. Water down your ego as 'the man' and do the things she cannot do to your 'expectation' by yourself. While doing them, don't make it look like, you are doing it because she has failed. Make it look like you just want to help boo. You have a great union.

Shalom.

Dirty fvck!!

It is a cUntry of impunity already ;

Buhari and his gang

Saraki and his gang

Dogara and his gang

Tinubu and his gang...

The cUntry has been reduced to the level of everyone forming his own gang to scare the other gangs away. The larger your gang, the scarier and other gangs will take you into reckoning.

This is the type of leadership Buhari has given us as a cUntry.

ishowdotgmail:
I count this as lack of job.... how on earth will someone sit on social networks just to monitor things wore by the Buharis


Who get time for sh*t

Me wey don go class since 7am, returned back to my hostel 5pm, pick Beans and cook till like 8pm. Sleep around 10pm and wakes every 3am to JACK till 6am before I prepare for the next marathon classes.


So brothers and sisters where is the time?

That's how you will graduate, get a job and continue waking up by 5am to go to work. Come back, pick beans, eat, sleep by 10pm, wake up by 3am to think how to make ends meet cos your salary is not enough and get ready for work by 5am again. Your life will continue in this cycle if you don't learn to question your leaders and hold them accountable like the twitter lady just did.

Oya, tell me Zahra is not a government employee. Nigerians are sooo daft to the point annoyance.

I am not cursing, just telling you that someone is eating your future somewhere. Protect your future. Ask questions from your leaders. Hold them accountable.

Cowards!!!!

They are scared that if they give it to GEJ alone, Buhari might witchunt them. They had to bring in the trio so as to share in the glory of free and fair elections.

What was Buhari's contribution to 2015 election except threatening fire and brimstone? How free and fair have elections been under him since he assumed office?

Tired of this story...

The lady should enter mainstream Nollywood and forget those 14th century mofos. I hear her sin is doing it with a non-muslim.

This is an opportunity for the lady to enter nollywood.

Hypocrites! Same people that have a thing for minors want to prohibit an adult from 'holding hands' with another.

catal:
other igbos should emulate him and invest major infrastructure at home

If half of Ndigbo in Lagos, Abuja, Kano and other parts of Nigeria and the world will adopt his style of "aku ruo uno...", my brother alaigbo for don turn to Berverly Hills Carlifornia.

Umu Igbo, aku ruo uno, o kwuo onye nwe ya. Until then...

Is that all?
Please, who is now wailing?

Do you know what this man just told Tinubu?

"If you think you are as powerful as you claim, come to the NWC and try to remove me as party chair. You know the procedure. Stop ranting on the pages of newspapers like a biish".

This is coming after his meeting with Buhari who assured him to "forget that one. He thinks he can cage you like he had been doing to others. Please, Mr c/man, you have a job to do and don't concern yourself with people who have no job."

Funny enough, Tinubu is not even a member of the APC NWC. He is just a 'National Leader'. He has no vote when it comes to voting on Oyegun's removal. Oyegun is just taunting him like your younger one does from the safe confines of your mother's lap(after she has warned you never to beat him in her presence).

So much for a master strategist. Are we not really paying this men more attention than they deserve? Buhari's Presidency has succeeded in showing one thing: Many Nigerians are not as smart as we thought and they are cowards.

This is all they live for ; to be called 'His Excellency and Rt Hon'. Self- indulgent clowns.

They said they took out time from their busy schedule? Busy schedule where? Career politicians who cannot do their jobs claim to be busy? Even to be in the opposition they can't! Busy schedule from where they are holed up in different hotel suites with different girls of easy virtue.



Youths take back your country, it is your future. When you allow these men to ruin it, they are ruining your future. Thanks to Peter Obi for that one.

This is all they live for ; to be called 'His Excellency and Rt Hon'. Self- indulgent clowns.

They said they took out time from their busy schedule? Busy schedule where? Career politicians who cannot do their jobs claim to be busy? Even to be in the opposition they can't! Busy schedule from where they are holed up in different hotel suites with different girls of easy virtue.



Youths take back your country, it is your future. When you allow these men to ruin it, they are ruining your future. Thanks to Peter Obi for that one.

Amberon:
Its Iwobi
You're welcome

Thanks.

Happy birthday

I hope some people are not dating their mother's mate and forming Beyonce and Jay Z with them? This picture strikes at the core of my position oo. The two could well pass for bobo and chic.

Alex Iweobi, where are you??

MzLarem:
igbo kwenu!!! na una..300k no kon buy land kwantinu.

I tire o! How many men of marriageable age in Nigeria today has 300k? After wedding wetin una go come chop?

Make we dey talk true abeg...

Bauchi people were eager to throw Yuguda and his stupidity away, that's why they gave the job to this Mungo Park without looking well. Now that he is in office, he has disappointed all and sundry that they can't wait for 2019 to send him away. If you think its a lie; visit Bauchi. Even the ordinary beggars on the streets don't want to hear his name. At the mention of his name, they shout " Ba mai yi!" He is just a drowning man, grasping and clutching the last straws he can lay hands on.

BTW, when are we going to implement total Fiscal Federalism? Let's see those states that love armoured car convoys survive with internally generated revenues. This handouts from Niger delta oil through the FG is making everyone form Jackie Chan.

#SayNoToFeedingBottleDemocracy

Zabilon007:
Bunch of hypocrites... Paedophilic sexists.... Hiding under the guise of religion.

It is either you live or have lived in the north.

If you know northerners very well, you will pity them bastards cos they are useless and the worst hypocrites in this world. I keep saying that those people are the reason why Nigeria is backward.

Isn't this the same people that disvirgin a girl in a dark alley at the age of 5 or 7? They know what they do yet are pretending to be holy.

alanposh:
kedu ka ozii si gbasara price otu iko rice Na ahia?

Nwanne m the thing gwuru m ike. Ndi ori ana ezu. Ndi ama ana agba.

Kama Mikel bu Nwanna anyi sha.

Of course!

I am sure Buhari didn't know that a day like this will come, when he will spend all his time, energy and resources at his disposal defending his actions and utterances before Nigerians. He thought it was going to be like old times: where everyone will key into his programmes and policies as our messiah.

Benevolent dictator indeed! - Pro Utomi said so.

Nice..

Too much draw soup no good. Sometimes eat egusi for a change. #ChangeBeginsWithPMB

Saraki is shocked baba likes them young like him too