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You keep secrets from your husband and he keeps secrets from you. Pray tell what are you too doing in a marriage? You are total strangers playing tricks on each other in your stage managed romance!

Op I think pickabeau advice is spot on! I am glad you are seeing through her chicanery. Most sons are easily deceived by their mothers but your Dad is lucky to have a son like you. If she calls you go to her meetings but at the end your contribution should always be that she should settle her issues with your Dad as she did not seek your consent before marrying him! Be gentle with her though and laugh off her fears. Also tell her that it is better to seek marital advice from older couples and maybe your church pastor that her kids. Tell her jokingly, which advice can you being kids give to her who is your mother.
In all be closer to your Dad. That man might have a heavy burden on his chest and without consolation may collapse one day.

EggovinMma:
By the way,mine is smeling like Ogili,care to sniff?seems you love them odoriferous,,IRUsiferous,OGILIsiferous,SKUNKiferous,and DEADRATiferous!

My God! Somebody wheel this woman into an intensive care unit for an immediate operation to save her life sorry kpekus! She is a danger to the entire nation!
Be serious Na! Relationships are crashing because of this.

I had always known the Op to be a fraud on relationship issues! Imagine advicing spouses to keep secrets from each other so that one imaginary respect go dey. She forgets that the foundation of every relationship is openness. That is exactly why most marriages are based on fake assumptions and love that is not genuine. People keep vital information from each other yet claim they are deep in love! That is why you see cases where HIV positive individuals keep it to themselves, get married and infect their partners all in a bid to be "respected". Most sins kept secret will resurge again later in life. But if you tell your partner about your weaknessess, he/she will be able to even advice when he/she see you heading down that route again. A former prostitute who kept her life secret from her husband will likely relapse into the lifestyle again! If you are hiding information from your husband or wife, then know that is the biggest pointer that you are not with whom you trust and respect! You are actually lonely!

EggovinMma:
SPEAK FOR YASELF!I HAVE HAD MY OWN PUCY LICKED SUCKED A DAY AFTER MY CIRCLE.

Which hospital is he presently bedridden? Is he still alive? Murder is a sin!

EggovinMma:
Nna SOME GUYS LIKE PUCY WEY DEY SMELL OOOOOO.

Haven't seen them!

EggovinMma:
Still waiting for the "boyfriend",that will tell me my pucy smells

Actually, most won't. They would rather walk and leave you to wallow in your odorsiferous environment. Those who can will resign themselves to a life of terrible stench may eventually die of aggravated Asthma after a few years

Only a culprit will attack the messenger and leave the message. Some affected people will read assimilate and amend, while others will be busy trying desperately to divert attention from this issue. Different strokes for different folks! Most importantly instead of blaming the devil or wickedness of men for your collapsed relationships or lacklustre sex life, it may be time to look downwards and fumigate the graveyard between your legs to save the situation.
A clean puccy will definitely do you good and increase your well being and confidence in the bedroom.

EggovinMma:
Tell that your friend to use him mouth wash the pucy well well
Your friend is a dirrty guy,no wonder his girls pucy smells badly!
HE SHOULD USE HIS TONGUE ROLL OUT WHAT EVER CANDIDA ALBACANS IN HER SMELLING PUCY SINCE HE IS AS BROKE AS HELL TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL.NDI ARA!!!

Do you want him alive after the experience? Or you want to kill him with the evil stench.
Well my real concern is for otherwise good ladies here who have the same problems but are not treating it with the seriousness it deserves.
At least I can count three friends who cited rotten puccy as their main reason for quitting their relationships.
Sometimes you may wonder why your man feigns headache each time you make a move for sex or claims he is very tired. It could be he is just running away from the evil stench from the puccy.

standd:
Lol dear..If a Naija man wants to dump you, they can come up with various silly excuses ranging from the colour of your underpants to your laughing style
Really, if this story is true, what stops the dude from sitting his gal down, talk and do research on her problems and then find a solution.

You have never really been confronted with a blast from an evil smelling puccy. You may not be alive to tell the story! I give my friend some kudos for surviving that stench for that long. The guy is a survivor.

cococandy:
if hers doesn't stink,
why are crying on our behalf?

Again you leave the issue. My friends situation today which is a reflection of many relationships necesited my raising the alarm. That yours doesn't smell does not mean there aren't others ladies who reeks! Sincere ladies will admit it too. The tricky aspect is that most guys find it very embarrassing to speak to the women in their life about it and speaking about it in a public forum like this creates the opportunity for most women who do not consider it an issue to make amends.
Believe me, some men are leaving their relationships just because of this.

cococandy:
I'm being serious.

I have been in a loving relationship for six years now. So don't need no babe. Focus on the issues though.

@Op does your puccy stink and your attitude suck? Do you guys only try missionary style? Have you been faking orgasms to make him feel good? Any pre-intimacy before the real thing?
On the money side. Is he a civil servant? What do you do for a living?

FrancisTony:
But, this campaign will make sense if you start up an organisation to promote it. \

Naaaaa! I was just moved to speak about it based on my friends experience. It appears many women still do not really know that it matters.

FrancisTony:
If Naija girls pvssy nur smell for you, dem be lesbian or bisexual. Ana'akogheri!

Wetin come bring this one now?

raumdeuter:
Na like chemical weapon

If the Biafran army has articulated the stench from some ladies down there and somehow found a way to release it on the Nigerian soldiers, I guarantee you they would have won the war.

The lady in question is a hardcore lesbian and mentally incapacitated or both! How can you call a fellow woman baby and even save her number with the same name: baby. Your lesbian friends are advising you to kill your husband so that you can join their league full time,abi?

cococandy:
If I find one sexy babe for you, will you drop this your campaign?

How can this solve the rotten puccy syndrome that is threatening to become a national emergency?
Be serious Na.

orirebaby:
This is a very serious matter. You will seat close to another woman and the kind of odor that ooze out mehn.
Sometimes I feel sorry for the person concerned. Please ladies you can ignore the op but not the msg. Try and use water for clean up instead of t-roll and treat any infection weda little or big and try and be conscious of any smell from there so that you will know your next action.
Selah

Thanks for being objective. Some ladies here are not focusing on the message at all even when it is a plea to them to improve their puccy hygiene. Truth is many men are embarrassed to tell their better halfs the truth. Some will prefer to leave instead.
You see a very beautiful, well spoken and gorgeously dressed lady but when she removes her pants, the whole Nigeria will lie in state.

coogar:
what your friend did is bad for the men out there. he is running from the problem for another innocent man to inherit. he has proposed to her - he should help the lady get a solution instead of running away.

My friend say him no fit again! He is the gentleman type and very diplomatic. Inspite of his best efforts, no way. He says he can't condemn himself to a life of unbearable stench. I believe him.

Association of frustrated Lesbians of Nigeria!

Go under and check. Their puccies smell terribly! Rotten chicks.

LadyX:
You are right... It's just an excuse to leave her.

Honestly, I don't think it is. The guy is not the type. He is a very loyal person.

cococandy:
Your vocabulary no pass like this.
Is there anytime on nairaland that your preferred method of insult in a lady does not involve her puccie. That's all you know.
C'est finis
I'd bet my DooneyandBourke that when someone asks you your name, the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "dinachi puccie"
My brother take am easy.

Where did I insult you now? Anyways I expect you as a champion of women rights to speak up on this issue and encourage fellow women to clean up. Dinach is not your problem. Focus on the issues.

LadyX:
If the lady in question doesn't know she smells, she can't change.
Tell your friend to advice her (even if he leaves her) to improve on her hygiene because if he doesn't the next guy will also leave her because of the smell.
He can send an email or text if he can't say it on her face.

Walahi, the guy says he had told her on a few occasions about it. He is just tired of it all.

ireneidiva:
Epic reply. That dude is silly

Who dash monkey banana?

cococandy:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's your friend's girlfriend's puccie.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but man chill.
This is getting out of hand.

Can I really say I am disappointed? Never! Your contribution is very monotonous. No variations. It is all about being fixated on puccies and never about women like you who stink to high heavens due to bad hyiegene and medical issues or both. Like I suspected, you are out of touch with reality on this issue. Your best bet keep down there clean, your husbands deserves it and God knows many men also do.

LadyX:
Why did he date her for so long before realizing that she smells

Apparently, he had hung in there hoping the situation will improve.

martyns303:
I think some NL's are just unreasonably illogical, I am disappointed and disgusted by this kid's attitude and am looking for the best means of cautioning her and for someone to even insinuate me accommodating thoughts of being with a kid makes me sick beyond measures.
There are some really sick people up here.
Someone else meant think am making a fuss but really the manner in which this kid is conducting herself is to say the least unimaginable, I am the one seeing what is happening.

Take it easy. No one is condemning you yet. No one can. My advice? Chat her up. Ask her name. Her age.Her school.Her grades in school. Ask her what would she like to do when she grows up. Treat her like a kid sister. Many girls at that age in portharcourt are rotten stiff. They are either lesbians or bisexuals due to all girls boarding schools and peer pressure. Be friendly but firm. If she is still shameless and dares to come out open and profess her love then you can report to her parents. They will always respect you

Phema:
It is not our fault.
It is because of
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Be serious Na. How feminism take cause rotten pus5y?

Sack her from your heart and focus on your job! Office romance never ends well. The choice is yours.

martyns303:
Smh

That's a good advice there bro don't push it away. Don't mess with kids. Treat her as a kid sister.