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Pray to God, he will direct your speech..

Kholiwe:
Abortion is not murder. Do some research or shut up

15 likes and 3 shares for this post.. I am sure they are all women who have killed their unborn children together with this one..


Mchew.

The boyfriend can return the gesture by renting the whole stadium to watch match with her...


Stupidity

dokiOloye:
IN MED SCH,there are no handouts and d lecturers will always tell you they can't dictate notes for you,so if you wanna put anything down for remembering sake,you have to devise that 'shorthand' type of writing.
DURING PRACTICE,if you come out come out of your clinic into the waiting room and see d multitude waiting to be seen,nice handwriting will be d least of your problems cos apart from trying to be fast so as to attend to every patient,you still have d even greater task of figuring out what is exactly wrong wt all of them,esp in in black Africa where most investigations are not available or too costly for the greater population,and ass you know,speed and nice writing hardly go together.
During ward round too,your Chief will be dictating to you at d same speed lecturers use in school and when you become a chief yourself,you go start to de dictate to your juniors at even a greater speed ,lolz.

taa this is not enough cogent reason for their fowl scratch handwriting..even when there are very few patients say one or two, yet they write as if strong shittt dey catch dem

elektra:
Why are doctor’s writing always illegible?

the thing sef tire me.. Dey write like fowl scratch

Today is the day nwaamaikpe will be crucified...

The chief of army staff should be sacked.. He can't protect the citizens of Nigeria.

Can we see it?

Take this to twitter and mention zenith bank, then watch as how the bank will respond swiftly.

SPDAZZY:
Errrmmm... Errrmmm...

frog dey inside your throat?

That's a very demonic husband.. He should be poisoned.

Lwkmd... Person wey just smoke methamphetamine crystals

sexybbstar:
I'm on my way

for dream abi...

sexybbstar:
First time... Oya where's my own. I'm Salivating

come na . will cook give you a treat

Buhari is the king in the north

SPDAZZY:
My shiit-hole food.

Abeg make una come drink garri.

where your house dey abeg

Lol.... Funny comments

funmisticqueen:
women didnt bring sin into the world.men did, because they disobeyed.

pardon? please go back into your mom's womb.

She looks like a lost demon...

When efcc go do this kyn thing

All these slay queens will come and agree with him. Foolish dirty stinking things..

Its only a good woman who a man should be lucky to marry and not all these dirty girls that have opened there legs for all and sundry.

These girls you are licking your lips for.. I hope its not the same lips you use to lick their dirty ass..

VampireeM:
remove my name from your comment and BTW to answer your question, NO ONE YET. Been bearing tales from masseurs and fellow ladies

then your assertions are baseless..

So this is only what a woman can offer?

If we tell y'all the truth now, na so una go open una mouth like dog wey wan swallow person.

VampireeM:
Young Lady, next time you notice such please brave yourself and rub his anal parting then bring it close to his face to perceive the stench from his anus, if he complains tell him its from his anus and apologise.
Some people esp men are so dirty they don't keep that area clean and also don't even wash under their scrotal sac and the small gap leading to the anus even if you ask them to shower before massage.

hmmm.. How many men have you slept with to notice all these things Jane?

QueenSekxy:
most Nigeria guys can be so dirty...tufia.

when last did you baff?

bigtt76:
Brings us to the question "which is best" - washing ass with water after poo or using toilet paper? I prefer water and I try as much as possible to do my number 2 first thing in the morning and before bathing too to avoid all this crap. Noticed a lot of people just poo and wear back their pants ...so disgusting

did you see them in their toilet while pooing and wearing back their pants? U will just be typing nonsense to gain cheap likes.

Galantpro:
hmm another woman for where. The one that hook me for neck still dey there.
I see a wife being a church goer doesn't mean she will be a good wife. I wonder what our pastors preach now.

ok u saying you married a church goer kind of wife but she gives you hell right?

Nwaamaikpe always delivering

pweetiedee:
reminds me of my house mate back during NYSC. the guy would be fighting me if i don't go to church. he said he is a bible study teacher. he comes home with his church sisters to "study the Bible" every day, one sister per day ni o.

He lies a lot.

you don see am na.. This one no be say I dey yarn wetin dem tell me.. Even wen I was living with my ex, we would be doing it oo.. Very well.. Then on Sunday I will be having this guilty conscience to go to church, then if I want to touch her ni on Sunday, she will tell me Sunday is d day that God say we should keep holy...

I was like wtf...