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Sports / Trending: Hilarious Pidgin Commentary Rangers Vs Kano Pillars #aiteocupfinal18 by DinhoMVP: 3:50am On Nov 16, 2018
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Romance / Re: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by DinhoMVP: 10:44pm On Sep 27, 2016
royalvalentine19:
1. Tell her she's 'BEAUTIFUL' Not hot or Sexy.
Most guys tend to make this mistake, you compliment her by saying she is hot and sexy , wtf? You should only do that with call girls(ashewos),hoes etc.

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
You should always hold hands with your babe most times, girls at times feel so insecure , i have experience this a lot of times. I and my girl friend took a walk down the street, some guys started whistling trying to get her attention. I held her hand.. You just have to see how she clung on. Hold hands everytime.

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Don't over do this one ooo..but it works ,Drop a voice message on her whatsapp or facebook messenger.sing her favourite song. And say you love her.do this ones in a month

4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
Girls like to be superior even when they know we are , you can initialize a pillow fight or wrestling with her and let her win[fun huh]?

5. Hug her from behind.
You own her, grab her from behind. In the kitchen, while she is doing laundry.etc

6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not around. It kills her inside.
This one right here breaks relationship like die. Bruh, dont try it !

7. If you talk to another girl,
walkover to her after you're done
and kiss her.

Gives her the assurance you aint gonna double date or ditch her.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.
It's necessary.

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend/wife.
Bruh if you do this, her head will swell like garri. I assure you. It also gives her the assurance that she is here to stay.

10. Play with her hair.
her hair is just like her skin, play with her hair, when she lies down on your laps.

11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
You have a car or not Pick her up from work, or school.

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
Real men will scold their spouse anytime anyday. But dont do this publicly and always, if you do, she will think you are jealous

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
Crack jokes. Try to have a good sense of humor.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight back.
I know of girls that can nag like hell, dont get angry if she is mad at you, move close and kiss her when she is still nagging to keep her shut/calm.

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won't come back.

17. Every girl should receive three
presents from her guy:

a teddy bear(she'll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same with your
friends as when you are alone.


19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
She finds this hot, trust me

20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she's important
to you

Weekends only! Dont over do it, i have my reasons.



The sad thing is, All of You Special Advisers on Love/Relationship Affairs, Suck the most in real life Relationship!!!

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Business / Re: See The Number Of Locks Used To Lock A Shop. Hillarious!!! by DinhoMVP: 12:58pm On Jun 05, 2016
LEERICIST:
I really wonder what is inside this shop? Any ideas?
[img]http://1.bp..com/-lo-2WhEStQ0/V1Ov85vi1qI/AAAAAAAJYtc/TkHb3oqBKuAwJM6_zoX_pAZq0jVefB3JwCLcB/s280/1.jpg[/img]

Tomatoes!!!
NYSC / Re: Breaking News: Federal Government Scraps Nysc Scheme; Dg Calls For Calm by DinhoMVP: 12:01pm On Jun 05, 2016
Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish...Scrap The Damn Waste of 1Full Calendar Year!!!
Politics / Re: First Imo State Flyover 100% Ready by DinhoMVP: 3:32am On May 25, 2016
chrismavis:
Governor Owelle Rochas promised ndi Imo that before 29th May 2016 that the first Owerri Flyover will be 100% ready.

Seeing is believing

#OwelleMereYa

U liars are the major problems we have here...u just snap one spot and decieve people...the same place I just passed and nothing is near completion yet...that's how someone deceived nairalanders that the bad spots in PH/Owerri road has been completely fixed meanwhile the IMO end of the boundary is still a big mess!!!

Pls stop decieving people this is an honest plea from the heart...Thanks
#DinhoCares

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Family / Re: Woman Battered By Her Husband For Refusing Sex (Photos) by DinhoMVP: 5:58am On May 19, 2016
Josphine4good:
I hate men undecided I don't think I will get married to one

Amen to your prayers...may u remain unmarried all the days of your life or better still marry a fellow woman...let it be done to you according to your words!!!

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Celebrities / New Song Alert: GOD NEVER DISAPPOINTS by DinhoMVP: 7:55am On Apr 30, 2016

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Romance / Re: When You Suffer With A Man And He latter Dumps You When He Becomes Rich. by DinhoMVP: 8:12pm On Apr 15, 2016
I hope this makes sense.[/quote]

Sincerely it doesn't make any sense

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Politics / Re: Route Of The Coastal Railway From Calabar To Lagos by DinhoMVP: 4:52am On Apr 13, 2016
americanigga:


I here by call on all Bayelsa state Indigens, residents, Igbos and Biafran hopeful, both in and ouside the country to openly reject this good will from High chief, (Rit.) Hon Chibuike Rotimi Ameachi to construct a railway line in Otuoke Bayelsa. Because this will be a slap on the face of former president Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan the suposed hero of the Igbo race, who aparently did not do anything in the whole of Bayelsa let alone Otuoke. This looming embarrassment must be averted.

What the hero could not do in six years, the man that has been labeld as a betrayer is about to do it in one year. What will people say?

Did you just say that? O my GOD what level of Daftness permeates our societies these days!
GOD help us
Politics / Re: Photos From Chief Diepreye Alamieseigha Funeral Today by DinhoMVP: 4:10pm On Apr 08, 2016
IYANGBALI:
Why did it tooked the family this long to bury the man abi they doesn't has money for his burial?

My Dear, English Sweet o!!!
Education / Re: How Can I Report WAEC Exam Malpractice Happening In My School? by DinhoMVP: 6:13pm On Apr 07, 2016
branhampaul:
Its Unfair For Peps Like Me Who Burn The Midnight Candle To Score Same With Those Who Dont Even Read Because They Paid an Amount To The Invigilator.. This Is Corruption.. How Can I Report Such Sch?

Just write your exams!
Romance / Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by DinhoMVP: 3:33am On Apr 01, 2016
agbajesaid:
thanks bro. Good advice, but i hope your wife was your FIRST sex partner.


With your response to that statement, you apparently didn't put up this thread to seek genuine advise...so whatever it is you are indulged in be it masturbation or fornication, go ahead and knock yourself out!!!

It's your life afterall
Fashion / Re: Lady Turns Her Father's Old Suit Into This (Photo) by DinhoMVP: 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Just lukat how she's wearing gown on top gown angry

Try and look at the positives for once...all I see here is a creative mind that can turn waste into a merchandise!!!
Celebrities / Re: "Your Birkin Bag Is Fake" - Fan To Linda Ikeji, 'I'm Too Rich To Buy Fake Bag', by DinhoMVP: 6:28am On Feb 16, 2016
Abeg make una no vex...wetin d bag de carry com?
Jokes Etc / Re: New Song Alert: GOD NEVER DISAPPOINTS by DinhoMVP: 8:15pm On Feb 09, 2016
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Jokes Etc / New Song Alert: GOD NEVER DISAPPOINTS by DinhoMVP: 8:12pm On Feb 09, 2016

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Family / Re: Should I Help Her Or Chase Her Out Of My House? by DinhoMVP: 6:04am On Jan 26, 2016
Guy u are just an unrepentant arrogant fellow...did u expect her to shake your hands and congratulate u for getting her daughter pregnant out of wedlock? Do u know the amount of shame she had to face and abuses of being an irresponsible mother for your sake? Is it because we all now take these hitherto taboos as normal trend that u now have the effrontery to question how a mother punishes her daughter for misbehaving? Did she ever complain to u before the shameful pregnancy that her mum was wicked? Guy listen and listen good every human differ and handles situations differently...for the fact that mother "A" would only scold her daughter a while shed a few tears and thereafter proceed to care for her throughout the pregnancy doesn't mean mother "B" would do exactly the same neither does it in anyway suggest that mom "A" loves her daughter more than mom "B" u put the woman through pain and she reacted so don't blame her...now if u like pay her debt if u don't like leave it but know that whether u do it or not that woman is family yes ur wife's mom and shame on her is shame on ur wife and inadvertently shame on U ... It's up to u to either face ur responsibility or jump in here (nairaland) and seek for peeps that will pat your back and say kill her!!! Next time before u have unprotected sex with a girl u will think of the consequences and probability of her being the daughter or a "witch"...No make me vex o
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Denies Physically Abusing Tiwa Savage by DinhoMVP: 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2016
Many came on him because there were rumors that he beaut up Tiwa Savage, prompting her to leave the marriage.



.......wait o have they broken up? Have Tiwa walked out on the marriage? After all the fanfare? After all the "Where were they when u were saving to pay for lekeleke video..." Come make una no try am o!!!
Tee billz & Tiwa im praying for u two jare!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Refused A 200k Per Month Job Because I Cannot Work Under A Woman by DinhoMVP: 8:31am On Jan 20, 2016
Big Lie! He never got any Job
Politics / Re: Wike: 'I Wont Go Down Alone, If I Go Down Everyone Goes Down With Me' - Herald by DinhoMVP: 11:45am On Jan 19, 2016
Were these really Wike's words?

Calls for serious thoughts...
Celebrities / Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by DinhoMVP: 4:11pm On Jan 15, 2016
surbrown:
MY GIRL FRIEND SAID I LOOKS LIKE WIZKID! HOPE SHE NO DEY TEASE ME,



Yes you LOOKS like him! Kontinuu
Travel / Re: I'm Thinking Of Relocating To Dubai For Greener Pasture by DinhoMVP: 8:42pm On Jan 14, 2016
AlaniPamoleKun:
Please I need everyone here advices cos I'm thinking of moving to dubai for greener pasture. But I only have 400k in my account.



I will really appreciate y'all advices and suggestions


Thanks

Bye Bye


Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul And Gordons: Ay Carries Helen Paul Off The Stage by DinhoMVP: 5:40pm On Oct 10, 2015
kayo80:
Hmm! I am sure everything was staged just for publicity.

It wasn't staged my guy...I was there but AY wasn't serious with the Ban on Gordons...Gordons even replied AY by saying if u ban me I Go die go invite me for him own show...

However the yab between Gordons and Helen Paul went overboard...Helen Paul said despite the number of years Gordons has been in the industry He is Yet to Land One major endorsement deal...Gordons said she had legs like Yam tuber Say e be like say small money wey Jara give am don de puff her head and even went extreme by saying How U & Ur Husband de take F*** sef Ur Husband de F*** Small Pikin call am wife...that was when AY said He was Banned!!!

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Romance / Re: He Deletes My Text Messages On His Phone by DinhoMVP: 9:13am On Oct 09, 2015
Teyonie:
I was surprised and sad when I checked his phone and realised that he doesn't keep my text messages even the ones he sends to me but he kept one other one from another lady, what could this mean please? I'm anticipating your opinions o cos I don't want to react wrongly. Thanks.

I won't delete ur texts if I were urs

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Shuts Down 2 Churches, Seminary, Church Hospital by DinhoMVP: 4:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
You guys should for once refuse to be blinded by religious sentiments and pray for the revival of the Church...For months now The Assemblies of GOD church crisis have been dragging the entire Christendom into murky waters and considering the fact that AGC is one of the Mother Penticostal Churches in the Country, this is apparently a scathing attack from the kingdom of darkness!

For those of you condemning EL-Rufai, know that the government has the right to take actions it considers necessary to forestall any form of breakdown of public peace and security...we have seen brawls that have led to physical fisticuffs amongst warring parties of the AGC and the government must not wait until it turns into a full blown blood-bath before it acts.

Its a shame that the CHURCH has degenerated so bad as to become a laughing stock by unbelievers to whom we were supposed to guide to the LIGHT of GOD's word all because of tussle for Power!!!

GOD Save your Church!!!

This is a wake up call for all believers not a time to trade Christian/Muslim poitical tirade and blames...

Let's All Arise and Pray...

GOD Help Us remain Rapturable

#DinhoCares

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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma's Second Marriage Plan Crumbles, Wife Asks Church To Stop Wedding by DinhoMVP: 4:26pm On Aug 29, 2015
Interesting...But my question is: If the reverse were to be the case i.e if Mrs Uzodimma were to be the Senator now and Mr. Hope Uzodimma was still just another average Nigerian man seeking to re-marry after their marriage troubles would the wife still try to stop him?

If He wasn't this successful would she still be fighting to have him back after 19years!!!

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Celebrities / Re: The Fabulous Life Of Kcee And How He Spends His Millions (Photos) by DinhoMVP: 1:05pm On Aug 11, 2015
Joavid:
Some Nigerians are stupid funny. Look at them saying 'its his money, he can spend it as he likes' 'I don't care'

EFCC suppose touch light this guy.

Nigerians don't buy albums plus his music is wack. I can't remember the last time he was invited to perform at a show.

His record label is just a front cos there are no artist signed unto his label and if there is, they don't bring in much.

So, were and how does he make so much money?
The highest paid Nigerian musicians don't have so much as this guy - I know cos they all flaunt their stuffs.

He has a Multi-Millionaire Brother maybe that sould help...

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Events / Re: OMG: What Kinda Wedding Photo Is This? What Do You Think??? by DinhoMVP: 5:49am On Jul 30, 2015
...D Love Wey I Get For U Na Jackie Chan!!!
Celebrities / New Song Alert: GOD NEVER DISAPPOINTS by DinhoMVP: 9:11pm On Jul 28, 2015

Politics / Re: Obiano Visits Houses Destroyed By Flood In The Rain (Photos) by DinhoMVP: 11:15pm On Jul 27, 2015
Otherique:
A responsive Government If you ask me,
He didn't even wait for it to stop drizzling before reaching out to those affected.


That's exactly what they wanted folks like u to believe "Responsive Government" INDEED!!!
I bet u in the next 3years nothing will be done to improve the situation...this is just "Eye Service"

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Education / Re: I Will Kill Myself On Wednesday by DinhoMVP: 12:38pm On Jul 26, 2015
Eyaaa do u really want to kill yourself? Ok here's my advice: you can use knife very sharp one o so it penetrates fast...stab it into your chest but this method is painful so u may prefer gun just point it to ur head and shoot make sure its loaded or u ,ay choose the old school method of hanging urself...if u don't have rope u may use a cloth or ur tie...u can also drink poison this one is cool...or u go to a railway and wait for a train once its close just dive in so it crushes u...another way is just to visit sambissa...pls choose one and do it sharply ok.
All the Best
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Now 2nd Nigerian To Be Verified On Instagram by DinhoMVP: 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2015
Poor Journalism as usual with nairaland stories...
Caption says Don Jazzy is 2nd Nigerian to be verified on twitter and you read the entire piece yet there is no mention of who the 1st was or what it takes to be verified...what it means to be verified or what verification on twitter means!
I hail una sha!

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