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Ok you a hustler, school me on your hustle game, hint at what it is you move. You got that escalade e'where like its something straight out of "rap video rap star Cribs" or something, bitch you sitting on 20s, those rims cost no more than $1500 and you look like, like,like,like, f#ck it nigga.

And I got something better than that cadillac, I dont live in the hood and never will, i don't do anything illegal and you're a fraud. Cut it out.
You not from no hood. Stop "hustling" too, cuz by ur looks when you get knocked you gon' get F#CKED IN THE YARD and there are not a lot of your HOMEBOYS FROM YOUR ABA HOOD in the pen

My country nigeria? so its not yours anymore? Your english improved a little bit so i guess you're just pretending but for real boy, cut that sh#t out.
And newsflash that escalade's wack,if its really yours.

For real nigga, stop trying to write or talk like you're an african american, cuz that sh#t aint working and you're incredibly annoying, you make me wanna shoot something, preferably YOU. You dumb NIGGER, it's "AS IF" not "ASSIVE". And you can try and go back and forth with me, i ain't got nothing better to do with my time anyway. I wish i could be in your presence, get you shook and have you speaking okrika. gay.

You stupid f#cking illiterate, ignorant, bottom feeding,b#tch made,lying, fudge packing bastard.

What the hell is "hustling field", "kicking ruins", "hood niggaz from Aba", I'm so pissed off at this thread, i wish i could shove a 9 down your throat just on principle.
You're one ignorant piece of work. You can't even string a decent sentence together, that escalade isn't yours, i even doubt you're in the states, i mean WHAT THE F#CK IS "KICKING RUINS",
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD?

I just read all the replies,
I need some of that good sh#t the poster is smoking, maybe i'll be able to fly, visit "mammy water", maybe i can get some dome from those sexy things.

Yea I'm the ceo of the biggest cosmetics company "underseas". Our motto is:
Under the sea
Under the seeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Darling it's better down where it's wetter
Take it from me, take it from me
Over the sea they work all day
Under the sea we play all day
Under the sea, under the sea, under the seeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The "Little Mermaid" is my secretary and we are constantly fighting the prayers of these born again christians, especially the Nigerians.
We don't mean no harm and I'm sure y'all know how glorious and wonderful our products are

PS: Contrary to popular beliefs we are in no way, shape or form involved with the Devil.
Thank you
Yours Truly
Dios

:oSan Bernadino? That's for eses. You should have gone to a city with a high nigerian population, wait till sunday and hit one them countless churches.
That's one thing you can count on,Nigerians and their churches. Best bet TX.

:-Xsorry the pics r 2 big

I'm not racist, but can's those fools get along already, I mean they look alike anyway.Like ahmednijad of iran talking bout he wants to wipe them of the map, they all need to sit and puff puff pass.
I'll post a picture of a truck destroyed by an IED, four guys died and a young iraqi interprter, dude was 19, it would be easy for me to hate arabs, but not all of them are like that.
Back to the topic,
I hate hollywood silverspoon trust fund babies
I hate white girls that think they look good and they rail thin, paris Hilton, nicole richie and em
Scientologists, ,they believe in f#cking aliens

People that say 'berra",  
White that bump eminem like he's the god of this sh#t, but he's the only rapper they got on their  ipod.
white people that hate hiphop, then try to knock it every chance they get
fans of bill o'reilly
bill o'reilly
fox news
viewers of fox news
neoconservatives
tree huggers
PETA, i mean f#ck them damn animals, theres`more important things in the world than the ethical treatment of "chickens"
Isreal and them Arabs

i got more, maybe the sun and sand just getting to me tho.

Rednecks that get in leadership positions,
Inbred rednecks
People who assume the worst about you because you don't go around kissing ass
The army, I'm in the damn army
People that get their hands on some money for the first time in their lives and start buying things they really don't need
People with 30gig ipods that try talking s#it to me because i have a nano, I had ipods(playing in the ride),when your dumbass couldn't scrape up 250 bucks and you was hoping your cds don't get scratched up/
People who try to break your balls about your V6 "muscle car", talking bout "IT'S NOT A V8", and these fools drive rice burners
People who ask you why you all dressed up. I'm not dressed up,you just look like a bum boy.
Friends who never have any money
Friends who always want you to spot them at the club
Girls dancing with girls at the club, go to a gay bar hoe
Fat girls, fat people
Iraqis
Religious fanatics,
Born again christians who blame everything on the devil, got satan saying "it wasn't me nigga, stop lying"
People bluffing at poker and making you fold then putting their cards back in the pile after taking your money, so you don't get to see if they had a better hand, Ido it a lot, it's just annoying when someone does it to me
Nigerians who expect you to act Nigerian
Americans who think you don't "act african"
Trying to speak yoruba and messing the damn thing up,
Just because you see my name tag and I'm Nigerian doesn't mean you are my brother or that I wanna talk to you or I give a f#ck bout you
Church
testimonies in church, that's my favourite part tho, cuz they be hilarious atimes
Long church services
People who think I'm crazy cuz I don't like organized religion
Dudes who stare at you, nigga you gay or something?
Females who think "niggaz aint shit", then f#ck with you anyway and they you do your thing, they start crying and carrying on, b#tch you knew I wasnt shit to begin with so why you tripping
gays
Bull Dikes
females who think they're too smart
Baby momma/Daddy
Getting married and divorced a gazillion times
Getting married period
Parents asking where your girlfriend at?, which one?

You must be used to me spending
All that she's wining and dining
Well I'm f##cking you tonight

I hate when I'm somewhere and the ratio of guys to females is in their favour, then tyey cop these oversized egos,
Like b#tch, we'll be back in the real world sooner or later n you gon play your psition to a T

@ Soul Patrol, man rule number 1
We need the toilet seat up,YOU need it down, we dont complain when you leave it down so FEMALES shut up already cuz u aint retarded so u can just PUT IT BACK DOWN

Baba Dibia

If u don't live in the states you'll never like or watch it. Its american and nigerians are raised and live on soccer so it aint gon happen. I couldn't stand it when i first got here either, and soccer lost its hold on me in 2000, now its football 24/7,Falcons all day.

My experiences? Bloodied soldiers, ied craters, eating the same damn food e'day, i hate chicken, fixing a m1 tank's jet engine after a 12 hr mission by the tankers, picking up a damaged bradley with threat of getting your head blown off by a sniper, ;Diwas laughing when that one happened,maybe it was the adrenaline rush or maybe im just crazy.more later

Still here, cant wait to leave.

i'm dead serious, heat that'll make youfeel like u been pricked by needles dipped i the sun itself

South of baghdad, mortar rounds and IEDs make this ******** tick.

what's "innit", i've never heard anyone say it.

Y'alls 40 year old players lost

He's speaking to you through me right now and he said, you're going to eat lunch today, have a bowel movement and go to sleep.
May He bless us all. Ameeeeeeeeeeeeen.
Really you just do what you wanna`do, especially in your subconcious, if results of what you decided is good, you praise God and if its bad you blame it on the devil. born again christians

I don't watch football, but with the little i've seen he's pretty good. but is he really 20?

hope you're joking

;DI'm a racist, thanks 4 the making me laugh.

Man,f*ck you, and i would say it to your face to if i could meet you. Why don't you justt answer the question or shut up.

Thanks VicJustice, so he was allegedly 22 while playing as a 17 year old, so he claims to be 31 now but he's actually 36, that makes sense and by the way Okocha wasn't on that team, so that nigga is probably 40.

Your response was sarcastic too, i just chose to ignore it. You don't have to answer,  but i'll be here to laugh when you team sucks because they field 40 year olds who pretend to be 29.  

because i don't feel like being polite, answer the f*cking question or shut the f*ck up.