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@jesuspikin, My punishment for dissing the holy spirit is on the way? ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wateva clown, well I got some punishment to give out too, so next time you sneeze its because my "holy spirit" is trying to force some sh#t down your nose, when you trip it's trying to break your neck, when you wake up in the morning and experience a slight ache in your back, holy spirit is trying to blow your back out. And when you eat in your dream that my friend is me intiating you into my cult. Better pray hard if you think your power can stand up to mine.

Let me translate:
[/b]oshi biko bok artie bucco, silvio dante jaka kaja marlo snnnnnooooooop avo n bar ks dale, stri nger be ll lulu foooookc hgee koabgroi mnvajshooom vroom vroom boom bas tik kal mi fant as tik lao lova lo va.[b]

"There are hundreds of all manners of religious groups competing for space and attention on the campuses. University campuses have become centres of religious fanaticism. The same can indeed be said of the general society. Suddenly every body is looking for God and regrettably in a desperate manner.

The truth is that there is great frustration in the land. People are seeking solace in religion because of the failure of the state to provide basic necessities of life. Economic hardship has given rise to mass suffering, and anguish and a loss of faith in the here and now. Religion has become the only source of hope for many. The university campus is an extension of the society. With incessant strikes that unduly keep students in school longer than necessary, with poverty and unemployment in the land, and the spread of anomie, it is not surprising that some students, even if they are in the minority, see life as worthless.


Nothing else to say. Rapture my foot.

"LAUNCH" WILL BE SRVED, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yea born agains are humans too, they just have that queer faith that in jesus which leads them to believe they are untouchable and when they get sick, they blame it on demons and say everything is part of god's plan

maybe its because when u fast u get hungry and start hallucinating and hearing things.

you lost your phone then got it back
Whats the big deal?

Halleluyah

Oshi boom boom chaka chaka shiom ka booooooooom si si si fao tao yi uyi juiajk lbghydk b am nam shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet.

The holy spirit took over my fingers.

, this thread is old as sh#t but

Something we both agree on.

babyosisi:
as though you could.
As though you didn't know you were born without a working part

That's not what you said when u were sucking on it and showing love to the twins

Gbade X, you need to see way out of our conversation, d#ck in the booty hole nigga.

Bitch why didn't you tell me you my mama, I've been f#cking you the past 9 months and now you tell me this bullsh#t?

I explained myself but you still choose to talk sh#t So f#ck you, dirty ass cunt.
Bitch.

@babyosisi, ok you stupid broad, knocking on wood is not even in the same category as thinking that "mosquitoes and flies" are agents of the devil. I'm sorry I classified it as superstition because believing some of these things over zealous african christians take to heart is straight up psychotic. I'm not generalising all africans either, I am an African and I definitely don't think like all these born again people. All I'm saying is it's only in a country with citizens who swallow every gibberish that comes out of the mouths of their religious leaders  that any adult will believe that flies are demons. Afterall the thread starter didn't just dream up these allegations. So before you start typing some crazy sh#t towards me, ask me what I meant first.

Freedom of choice is mandatory, but its about time "born agains" get a dose of their own medicine.

stfu

Veracious, I'm not a zombie but you are. I'll also classify you as a puppet and kumuyi and the rest of the "men of god" are your puppet masters. Your world as been shrunk to the size of a barbie doll house full of spritual crap called christianity. They say ignorance is bliss, well the bliss holy people claim to feel when they are not battling imaginary demons is the culmination of the perpetual brainwashing they are subjected too. The world and the universe are to complex for one religion to claim to know the unequivocal truth.
What I have observed in my 24 years is that religion and poverty are not things that should be combined, in Islam these two are the cause of all these suicide bombers whose plight in life has caused them to hang on to every word of these clerics making them delusional enough to think they have 72 virgins in "paradise", lack of personal freedom to pursue ones interests because they are frowned on by some stupid book called a quran is enough to drive them to suicidal rage.
But in my beautiful country called nigeria, people are so superstitious they think falling down, and I mean literally tripping and falling on your ass is the work of some principalities and powers. DAMN NIGGA YOU FELL BECAUSE YOUR CHILD LEFT A TOY LAYING ON THE FLOOR, THE DEVIL AIN'T TRYING TO BREAK YOUR NECK, NEXT TIME CLEAN UP YOUR HOUSE but i digress, your pastors milk you of your money and productive time by asking for tithes( nigga i ain't giving nobody 10% of my income if it aint my mama or some family member i wanna help), night vigils and all sorts of revivals and deliverance service(the only thing you need deliverance from is your pastor). Try saving up that 10% you give kumuyi and chris or their churches and invest it in something no matter how little and then see if you don't see the fruits of your labour.
i just looked up that "PRINCIPALITY" word and it says A principality (or princedom) is a monarchical feudatory or sovereign state, ruled or reigned over by a monarch with the title of prince or princess, or (in the widest sense) a monarch with another title within the generic use of the term prince. i bet all you born agains spewing that ish didn't know that.
You have been swallowing the ish being fed to you because of the misery around you, its time to stand up for yourselves and take the country back from all these holier than thou thieves both in government and religion. Even Alamiesigha(spelling) came back from England disguised as a female and went straight to church to proclaim "god helped me escape" and some of y'all were lauding him, sh#t the nigga was stacking the welfare of a whole state in some bank in london but some people are so blinded by religion they actually supported him.Cmon people

farochron:
Dios,

Just like Enitan said. You really ve a problem. Your case might be difficult to be solved in mere mortal's or hand-built Psychiatric home. You'll only need a serious deliverance for referring to Holy People the way you did. I'll suggest mountain of Fire, where your perverted soul can be regenerated.

Yo farochron, f#ck you and f#ck mountain of fire. Douche bag.

@Idinrete, yea I checked him out, I read the one about the sabbath , I've always wondered if "god rested on the 7th day" why don't christians go to church on saturdays after all that is the seventh day, hell the arabs keep their calendars consistent with thier faith.

@Enitan, amen to your prayer.

@daprince, i'm not gon leave her alone, these people's level of ignorance really irks me, I mean they are intelligent in other facets of life but bring up religion and my people become zombies.

Ok sexual intercourse a.k.a getting some in your dreams, lol you f#ckers are just Hot, rub one off or go get some you'll be aight, I promise.

Ok, y'all nigerians are killing me with your superstitious religious mumbo jumbo. The poster said if you drink or eat in your sleep, you're possesed, if you have menstrual cramps you're possesed , come on africans, we are in the 21st century stop believing the bullshit these people are feeding you. If you eat in your dreams, its just your subconcious telling you that you're are hungry and the part of your brain that causes REM tries to satisfy your need, thats why you dream about eating and thats just a crude explanation. But y'all are so damn hungry half the time and so you keep eating in your dreams and some "man of god" tells you its the devil ignorant f#cks wake up.Menstrual cramps is normal, just take aleve or something, its not the devil squeezing you stomach people.

Thank you.

@Reverend, that made my day. god can't handle money lmfao.
Y'all are a bunch of simpletons, everything is black and white to you people, its god's will, it's the devil's work,
For real, y'all need to read other things besides your god forsaken bibles.

yea, it's still senseless, because you don't leave the physical world until you're dead, all these spiritual realms y'all seem to think you go through are nothing but hallucinations. Spiritual or earthly realm not withstanding you should be able to translate that nonsensical gibberish you call speaking in tongues into something people can understand, and don't give me that "spirit, holy spirit, realms" argument neither because that's just delusion.
Oshi boo boo baam baam gbosa aight jusu juju fora kilo jaja of opobo ure a stooopid biaaaaaaaaaaaatch. means stfu

@enitan
Hey veracious, i'm an anointed man of god too, my cup runneth over for real yo.

Nigga, just look at that picture again, horrible hair, i mean get a edge up or something. No earrings, no jewelry at all.  If that's what being holy is about, i definitely don't want to be holy.I guess you can't drive a nice car with the rims neither. Holy people are stupid, i bet if one of them hangs out with me for one night, i'll change her/his whole perspective on life. I'll take the dude to a strip club and show him what titties look like. Treat the girl to a night out on the town, but first she gotta go to a beauty shop first, because she ain't gon be looking like dear veracious(trainwreck) hanging around me. Then eat her out and shove that thing up in her, i bet she be asking for more. I'll bet kumuyi's portion of next sunday's offering on it.

fine it doesn't make any sense to you, but it does to the poster. more like the poster should come back to the earthly realm so you can make sense of his speaking in tongues right?
[quote][/quote]Ok that sentence is senseless.

You watch your tongue boy.I'll check out ingersoll or whatever too.
Veracious i don't need help from a brainwashed deeper life member.

Actually i do believe in hell, cuz i'm in hell right now,its so f#cking HOT too.

Naijacutee, its always 2000 years ago, when i was born it was 2000 years ago, last year it was still 2000 years ago, 10 years from now its gon be 2000 years ago, 2000 yrs from now its gon be ,
He is popular because of people like you who need to believe in some crazy fable, the catholic church made sure of that by whole scale murder and lies.
Shit if I add the story of the little mermaid to the bible and take it to Nigeria and tell them it actually happened in some medieval kike village 2000 years ago, speak in tongues and generally act like a holy warrior they'll probably believe me.

@Aproko
What's aproko anyway? Speaking in tongues doesn't make any sense whatsoever. You go on this big tongue twister rampage but you can't explain what it means because "its the spiritual realm" right? Well do me a favour, both of y'all need to move to the spiritual realm.

@Veracious
Get in trouble? What kind of trouble? Y'all "holy" people spend your time chastising "sinners" and blabbing on and on about  heaven and hell and whatnot. Well I don't believe in that crap, so if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Warn me? You self righteous clown, why are you so sure that buddhism or traditional african religion are not the true path to god, you so sure of your kike.

@Naijacutie, what the f#ck you yawning for. You are one of those people always blabbing on about the anti christ, saying people who oppose your cult are clueless and evil`and you always use quotes from the bible to defend yourself, well the dude is quoting the bible right now and all your brainwashed ass can do is YAWN At least offer some rebuttal or write something to defend your honor. And since I'm not with your "lord and saviour" jesus, i guess i am an anti christ.[i][/i]

@Telly B#tch , what the hell, this aint bout no black jesus, we all know your fairy tale saviour was a kike. Mufucka probably had a yamaka too.

Spoke in tongues? What did you say, I mean can you translate osssssssshi naana balahb njka jkel orrraonf kbbiiiiii shim shom boom boom kazaam tp english please. When it comes back tell the holy spirit i said wassssssssssssssssssssssssuppppppppppppppppppppp in tongues.