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BlizzyAsuquo:
thick all the way baby [color=#770077][/color]

Sweedy, u sure luk hot! Those lips shld be chewable, & ahhhh, ur smile, does kill me 12,000 tymes.
How u dey.

adaxxy:
You are funny

Thnx dear, u can't compare Lepacious wt Mama licious BBBW; Even when u view them thick lips sucking u hot mehn, only d sight na serious turn on for me.

Are u BBW?

Haba!!!! TEAM BBBW MEHN!!

IF U ARE A MAN, GO CARRY DEM FABULOUS MAMA, & SHOW UR MUSCLES.

Hmmmmm, Bbw dey get heat eh, wet eh, & em em emmmmn bounce ehn!!!!

Yes O, BBW all through. How can Carry Slim Bony, when me too dey Slim bony come dey jam "Kpokpo di kpo kpo di kpo?!!"

felixomor:
Foolishness personified!

May God not allow your genes to be transferred to your children.
Amen

Amen & Amen bro!!!!!!

I was soo tempted to reply him but i thank God that i checked myself on time. Responding to a fool makes you a fool.

So, i appeal that nobody shld even mind the Asshole.
Erant nonsense.

Haba!Haba!!

thesicilian:
Why the sudden lack of respect for Men of God?

The Devil is never restful. He's always seeking new strategies to defame the Church, now its the Pastors that aren't being targeted. Next,.., the followers.

Hmmmm, smh.

dejavubobo1:
The issue isn't wat the tithe ll be or should be used for. it's d justification of the word tithe in the church. Did Jesus pay tithe No, Did Jesus pay tax Yes. Lev money & wealth evaluators to tax bodies for the welfarism of the country. collection of money is not the ultimate goal of the church. Jesus asked his desciples whose head is on the coin they replied "Caesar" & he said give unto Caesar wat belongs to Him & give God ur hrt. Meaning God doesn't need ur money to bless U. He works with ur hrt.

Plszz stop misquoting the Holy Bible, for crying out loud, do u ever read atheist criticizing the Imams of Islam? Why do u prefer to divide the House of God with your foolish debates?
What does it benefit u in all?

And cant u see that its a calculated, gradual coy to defame Christianity? "Strike the Shephered & the Sheep will scatter " - Holy Bible says.

Its well with your Soul.

HeyCorleone:
The whole IMO state situation is very scary. I daresay they are a damned people. But one thing is obvious. The Governor of the state is not a sane person. It's crystal clear.

But I blame them. Every thinking person knows that nothing positive can come out of the APC.

Have u seen anybody that ia bleeped in d Ass thinking & behaving like a human being - No! They think like an ass (Donkey/Malu awus)

And there goes Abia state indigenes money.
Polithiefians getting emboldened by day.

& people are clapping for this alleged thief.
SMH

Hi all. Just got this & i strongly believe, though some might have had it shared on some other social media, me think its worth discussing even as the 2019 electioneering Campaigns approach fast.

Guys, please patiently read through & share what you think about this post by an International leading news Magazine, th Economists.
Enjoy your read

The Rise and Fall of Buhari.

This write up coming from the London Economist, a magazine that endorsed Buhari for President in 2015, is perhaps the most significant, objective, unbiased, unsentimental and deeply incisive analysis of the policies and actions of this president so far. The facts are unimpeachable by any objective mind.

The Unprecedented Level of Patience Shown to Buhari---the ECONOMIST

Nigerians have never shown such level of patience and tolerance towards any of their past leaders for his record and strange policies as that shown to their current leader, Muhammadu Buhari – a former military dictator now self-confessed democrat who said he came to fight corruption.

Buhari, 75, is being plagued with failures across every single sector in the economy, the like as has never been seen before. Less than a year into office, the economy plummeted into recession, an economy which had till then grown at an average rate of 7% in previous years (2011-2014). The nation’s currency lost 70% of its value, unemployment rose from 6.5 to 26%, commodity prices tripled across many quarters and the state-regulated premium motor spirit prices were hiked by 67% without practically anybody batting an eye.

There have been stern opposition to his policies however and to his very personality as well, notably in the South East and South- South regions in the country as they are called, where he both received less than 5% of the votes cast at the last Presidential election and where he has always been sternly unpopular for his history of bigotry against the people, perceived incompetence and dictatorial tendencies. But in many other regions across the country the people have rather resolved to suffer patiently, drawing up excuses for him at will, blaming everyone including his hundreds of political appointees, anything and anybody but never the man himself.

Buhari’s party, the APC, promised Nigerians unprecedented swiping changes in government and the eviction of all corrupt individuals.
One possible explanation for this could be his party’s hope narrative in the 2015 General election where citizens were promised an unprecedented crackdown on corruption and the abolition of all government waste by a man whose financial worth they declared to have been less than N30million ($150,000 then), a historical low for a former top official in the country and most especially a former leader.

In a country plagued by acute corruption problems and with the unremitted crude oil revenue scandal of 2014 still fresh in the people’s minds, many were eager for an abrupt change, the like as never been seen before. He was seen an army general, already experienced in government, with a great strength of will, tough to take on the nation’s cabal of hardened criminals. He promised to appoint only technocrats to head the country’s departments and to see out the lingering Boko Haram insurgency from the warfront. For a nation lacking basic amenities such as power supply in spite of its huge energy resources and with the lingering insurgency crises, the choice seemed easy to many- the general with integrity was the man for the country.

Talk was cheap then but now reality has taken its course. His earliest opponents pointed out to his track record and not to his speech, noting that the last time Nigeria fell into dismal failure, currency woes and commodity shortages was when he had seized power as a military general in 1983 and stating that the facts of that record contradicted the poems of his image brokers.

Many however just wanted “change” as it was then called and so voted the General and sat to wait for the sung promises. But from the onset of his government, the course was as his critics had predefined: Incompetency, bigotry and dictatorial tendencies plaguing the country.

He ignored the newly born genocide in the middle belt of the country perpetuated by the Fulani herdsmen of his kindred against the Christian communities in Benue, Plateau and later on Kaduna. He breached the Central Bank’s 2007 Act of Independence, telling it to suspend forex disbursements to steel importers and other manufacturing sectors in a bid to defend the Naira, a disastrous action which kick-started a spiral of recession.


He took 3 months to appoint his Chief of Staff, 6 months to appoint a cabinet and now 23 months and yet counting to appoint heads of agencies and board members he was so eager to fire upon his assumption into office and rose import duties on the most basic of commodities in a bid to raise government revenue.

And as for the corruption fight, the facts on ground do not show any one at all. Apart from a few officials harassed or imprisoned without court order, the country is yet to witness the first victim of the said campaign at the court stands.

Government waste is on the rise, officials publicly caught in graft acts were swiftly excused, the 2016 Budget year passed without implementation and most worrisome, the Central Bank’s foreign reserves were being shared among unknown Bureau De Change operators at variable rates at the detriment of critical manufacturing, business and banking sectors.

The government continues to praise itself but the people seem to be increasingly tired of the paraded self-righteousness. The President’s recent illness was greeted with cheers by many. Many are just tired of the government. But the remarkable level of patience shown so far has been unprecedented and many a times the general reactions towards acts of constitutional violations was one of calmness or insensitivity.

If the Change narrative of the 2015 election and the songs of man of integrity are to account for this, then Nigerians may have just certified themselves on the world map as a nation easy to fool with propaganda. An adult should be judged on his track record not on his tongue.

Culled from The Economist

Dee9977:
i wonder wen police begin recruit insane young men .... dem for wait na ... fear fear sars

Oh, bros so u dnt know most of the Recruits recruited into d Police Force are mostly area boys turned cops, licensed official Criminals!

That's the singular reason, apart from the high handedness of their Superiors who force thwm to Steal frm Citizens & bring back "Returns ".

If the force can really do a good background check on these area boys being recruited, then the rate of Police misdemeanors would surely be at barest levels.

Good development. Tho, this kind weekend na im many gals go receive Seeds that will germinate in 9 Months time. Guys behave urselves, abeg! Naija population is already causing serious issues for all of us.

Ladies, use this weekend to Solicit for Christmas Package b4 u give 'em some nama to taste.

meezynetwork:
Students and cultism

Are 5 & 6!!!

nifemi25:
Why is this man always against anything that consign Christianity

Me i won't say much about him, bt guys just watch his life afterwards. Just a matter of time.

dayleke:
Se dem take punany swear for am ni?
Wetin im dey look for after 6 kids?

O si ma ba eru re ni bode....
Shioor.....

People shld mind how dey reaxt to stuff like this: the 6 kids must have been as a result of his Joblessness, which means he had tym for indiscriminate sex.
Ladies should NEVER attempt to give a lazy, jobless, visionless guy/man for any relationship not to talk of Marriage. Without job, money, & responsibility in positive direction a man may become something else eventually.
#My thoughts plsssss. No mention, just say yours.

MODS ALERT:

Plsi expect next post on Banky & Adesua to be "Banky & Adesua in toilet Pooping"

Then, afterwards, "Banky W is Pregnant for Adesua "

Haba! Plss pls, I'm tired of these Bankie News, if na me send educative, enlightening posts una no go take am to FP. bt all these mods wey dey collect "ROGER" jst dey disturb us kowai!

Abeg,, Mods b guided O!

beardlessdude:
sharrrrrrrrrappppp !! what kinda foolish fantasy is this ?

Hahahhahahhahahahhah. I hope i made ur day with that fiction. You call almost every body "Compulsive Masturbator"
and never felt any qualm about that language, now u feel disgusted by a fictional description.

U r hypocrit too.

beardlessdude:
it doesn't !
gay na when your body hot for man. the female body is sooooooo beautiful, you can even fvck the armpits. nothing gay there !!!!!!!

Bros, i fear ur own imagination O. Haba, Bleep armpit?!!!! Bt come to think of it, every part of a woman is sensually appealing & yes, Bleep-able!

Ypur theory is correct, bro!!

dalaman:
You are a compulsive mastubator just like your closet gay American politician in the OP that claims to abhor gays and their lofe style, when he is a closet gay. You claim to dislike mastubation but you are a compulsive mastubatorbehind closed doors. We all know you guys.

Hahahhahah, how did u all know the guys who Masturbate. Funny enuf, masturbation is almost every human being who has bloods problem. Until u overcome it by keeping busy, being sporty, engaging in Spiritual exercises, etc.

Pls lets simply stop d insults.

sacluxisback:
Does fvcking a girl in the ass make you gay?

YES SIR!

It starts with your watching Porn of guys doing girls in d ass. Then, one day u start attempting with every lady u bed, & if u r doomed u find one who'll oblige u & u do her in d ass, then u may one day find urself in a situation where there's no woman, & one Gay Idyot gradually befriends u, & mayb whike both of u sleep on d same bed, he gives u Mouth Action as u sleep. U wake up to d reality of f pleasure of d mouth, then depending on ur wickness or strength of Anti-gay character, u may give in, & like Cigarette, or Prostitution, or Masturbation, or Lying, or Stealing, or other vices which are bad, u become a MEMBER OF THE GAY CLUB.


Hahahahhha, i can imagine things eh! Lol
PS : PLS DONT TRY ALL THE ABOVE AT ALL - ITS A GRIEVOUS SIN, PURE & SIMPLE.

Ishilove:
A lot of people are closet gays

Bros, stop deceiving urself. That u r gay doesn't giv u d audacity to make such generalized comment. Most Nigerian men love soft, smooth, non-hairy, beautiful, sexy figured WOMEN. Especially BBW with fat ass, dats y wome wt fabulous ass still trends.

Yu are simply part of the ploy to LGBTize Nigerians. And God will continue to expose & punish al of you.
Also, NEVER IMAGINE OUR NATIONAL ASSEMBLY MEMBERS WILL EVER CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT LGBT - NO PLACE FOR U IN NIGERIA.

HABA!!!

GOD PUNISH UNNATURAL SEX 1000 TIMES!!!

MhizzAJ:
As handsome as he is

What do i say to u:

And this thing hit Front page?!!!
Lala are u sure u r not collecting "Snake Egunje "

One day, one faithful day, we shall all die

DanseMacabre:
And what I can envision is a post-apocalyptic earth populated by alien colonials hunting down ragtag bands of underground human survivors.

Chai!! Sci-fi movies have really successfully been used to indoctrinate our minds. See hoe even Africans are thinking like Alien -exposed Caucasians!!!

Nobody is thinking about African technologies that the whites manipulated your grand fathers to steal & now using to do wonderful techies!!!

Haba Haba!!!

Alariiwo:
See dem Anu ofias quoting already..

If I had my way, no Ipoo youth will get govt. jobs again in Nigeria.
Nonsense!

I dont know how to describe u guys, when BOKO BOYS were doing their own Terrorism & killing almost all Nigerians, u couldn't castigate them like this, now d Ibo boys decided to do what even the NAIJA DELTANS did & u speak ill of their struggle against obvious Marginalisation.

Sincerely, its unfair.p

Pushas:
No wonder Nigeria is not developing. Op asked a valid and smart question. Just look at the STUPID responses above? Fools.

@OP I am also waiting for an answer too.

Pls dont b too angry wt NL members; we love to be funny, sarcastic or outright annoying sometimes. If Nairaland is always SERIOUS, some folks like us that love to simply read threads,& all forms of comments would have deleted the App long ago.
So, after a hard days job, u dont need to see everything in a serious outlook to life. That's when d comedian commentators, sarcastic mentions & all so-called stupid comments make our day worth it.

BE FLEXIBLE & LETS LIVE

guccitype:
This is a man that so many people are following to criticise anointed men of God. Some of go to the extent of defending him at all cost with out knowing his motive. Before you realise that this man is an agent of darkness sent to destroy souls and draw then away from God the better. Remember God is not an author of confusion but he has brought confusion in the minds of Christians and some Christian babes have fallen for it. It is very shameful that those of you who support him have never opened your mouth to preach Jesus to another person. Ii think he should sell this wrist watch and give same to the poor since pastors being rich is only from tithe and offerings.

bro, your ministry will never fail. God is truly speaking through you, to this generation of Vipers! Yours is justified to drop the truth & disregard their blind comments & way of thinking. Heaven is not meant for everyone, bro, tho God does bot desire anyone to perish, buh the devil is also in battle for souls of men.
God help the spiritually blind, ijn. Amen.

Olalan:
This Freeze guy really needs to define his stand on morality. You can't be trying to correct some ills in the society yet at the same time frolicking with people of questionable characters.

These are still growing up children. AGE IS NEVER EQUAL TO MATURITY!

Trustme2:
FTC for your dream ba

Bros, we dey claim am by faith, by fire!!!
Lol.

Well, i dont think this applies to Naija.
OP, i believe this is for another continent ba.
Well, good luck to those applying.
FTC. WHERE MY REWARD ABEG.

Caseless:



I was only asking for evidence to press charges against the dunce behind the leak. But I realized the babe isn't here. So, no need.



Whoever leaked that was very stupid.

you're very correct, bro. She should be very careful.

Badt gai! See desperation for bad thing!!! alololol

Caseless:
this is unfair to that unwritten law that says a brother must help a brother to erection and satisfaction. Even if na to give him ur babe. Where's that pic?