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Family / Re: Man Leaks Facebook Chats Of His Wife With Married Man by discman2k2(m): 8:33am On Apr 11, 2018
Emvico34:
bloooooooooooooood of Jesus. Can u read what u wrote
Walahi, me too taya for dat G! Haba, na by force to type?

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Romance / Re: Pastor Tommy Clark Uploads Gay Photo Of Him Kissing Another Man By Mistake by discman2k2(m): 5:49pm On Mar 14, 2018
samsard:
I have accidentally posted pictures of a contract on a WhatsApp group, trust me it can and does happen.

Esp wt Android phones that do misbehave when they're having software or screen touch issues.
Romance / Re: Pastor Tommy Clark Uploads Gay Photo Of Him Kissing Another Man By Mistake by discman2k2(m): 5:46pm On Mar 14, 2018
KrystosCJ:
What was he thinking? Even with all the allure of the female anatomy he decided a man's lips tasted better.. utterly idiotic.

U dont even understand. With all the smeh wey go come out of d man nostrils. Ewwwww! Plus, veryy annoying gworo teeth. hmmmm, i dab for those craze pipu.

Bbt how do u compare it wt a woman & a woman? Is it appealing also?
Romance / Re: Overly Tall Guys How Do U Cope With Self Esteem Cuz Mine Is Killing Me!! by discman2k2(m): 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2018
kendrace:



Oh really
Hi beau, i replied ur e-mail bbut yyet to hear from you. How u doing?
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Promotes Dreamcatchersda And Wizkid's 'Nowo' As She Celebrates Herself by discman2k2(m): 10:20pm On Mar 11, 2018
clemz85:
What does she mean by "God is too lit"?

Bbros, that just confirmed her illuminati position. She can not serve two gods bba
Romance / Re: Overly Tall Guys How Do U Cope With Self Esteem Cuz Mine Is Killing Me!! by discman2k2(m): 11:42am On Mar 11, 2018
kendrace:
Lol
I'm 6ft tall and chubby too...i think it's really cool..nd I love tall guys grin

Wow, i love ladies wt ur build. I love them tall, huge if u mayy sayy. BbBW.
Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 11:25am On Mar 07, 2018
Afonjanightmare:


A heavy Bastard is what you are, who seeked advice from a lowlife like you?

As na you holy pass, avoid people like me by getting the fvck outta my mention, retarded slowpoke

Ur brain-dead, Cunt! If u were within myt reach ima squeeze d hella outa ur senseless skull, Ass-wipish fool!
Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 1:57pm On Mar 06, 2018
Afonjanightmare:


It would never be well with you and your generations, worthless Bastard, I'm sure you aren't even up to 14yrs, dirty asshole, I wish you could meet me face to face and talk to me in this manner, dirty thing
U r an asswipe, dirty doing foolish asshole. U still hav d foolish guts to even give a swipe at me. Onye aruru mana! Ur type Will never have a good life - seeking useless advice from decent people after committing evils.

May all ur generations never do well. Idyyiotic

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Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 1:00pm On Mar 06, 2018
boyjo:


Shut up!!
He said it himself that he was more than comfortable enough to take care of mother and child.
Court marriage is just 30k!

U r most definitely myy guy!!! I love ur attacks, infct iwe na ewe gi o (U deyu vex wella!)

Thumbs up, nwanne!

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Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 12:57pm On Mar 06, 2018
Afonjanightmare:


I'm in your shoes right now bro, I don't have money for wedding or traditional marriage but want the baby, the girl's family has insisted on trad, what do I do?
Mayy all u ve written be ur portion, in Jesus name. Mayu eachg word u wrote happen to u exactly as uve written them.
Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 12:50pm On Mar 06, 2018
JideAmuGiaka:


Dont mind the wencher. God go punish that his useless preek. Project my ass.
Walahi, nwanne, dat guy post really got me up so angry. Haba, wht a generation.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by discman2k2(m): 9:33am On Mar 06, 2018
JideAmuGiaka:


You'll only seek the permission of a serious man not a man that deception is written all over him.

Bros, u dey even mind d cheap crook! Imagine the guys effrontery?! "I'll come nvack for the Marriage after she's given birth ". U think, probably because they're poor they also have lost their dignity as parents?!
Ur father! If I were close to u as u speak those words out I'd blow u a resounding twin slap!!! Ewu! U defiled their precious baby, did d correct thing to see them, but did the wrong thing to insult them! Project ko, Proko ni!

If u were the parent would u want ur daughter to bne married after she deliver her illegitimate twins? Would u, answer me?!!!!

You're not owkay upstairs for even bringing such topic here to NL. Worst of it, i still read u insulting & using swear words on members who told u dia candid mind.

I'm waiting for ur insult or swear words so I can use u to make a gud ensample of how Idyotics shld b disciplined!
SHIOR!!!

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Romance / Re: All The Girls I Wooed Turned Me Down Despite My Good Looks, Stature & Voice by discman2k2(m): 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2018
humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

U gats no ride & raw dollars to spend, bro! Ride & Die wt d broads, if u gats d doe!!!


Crime / Re: Man Hides N8M In Birthday Cake, Smuggles It Into Nigeria by discman2k2(m): 9:14am On Feb 16, 2018
veli1:
Naija I Hail Thee Wo, We No Dey Carry Last........Btw Where Is D Cake?

JUST LOOK UP, & ULL SEE D CAKE.

shsihsishishi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hailemariam Desalegn Resigns As Ethiopia's Prime Minister by discman2k2(m): 5:26pm On Feb 15, 2018
post=65090617:
South Africa on my mind

AS SOUTH AFRICA SHAMED NIGERIA YET AGAIN...
Jacob Zuma, the embattled President of South Africa, has resigned. But that is not the news.

I carefully followed the events that led to Jacob Zuma's exit and the whole thing lasted less than FIVE days. Again, that is not news.

But note these:

* In the build-up to Zuma's exit, no one played the ETHNIC card. His place of birth in South Africa did NOT matter.

* Again, RELIGION was not an issue. Nobody even remembered he bore a Christian name.

* The party was more interested in saving its NAME and LEGACY, than saving Zuma.

* Zuma did not deploy police and army to seal off the venue of the ANC meeting and teargas his party members.

* There was no rented crowd at the ANC secretariat singing Zuma's praise and trolling Cyril Ramaphosa.

* It was NOT even ANC that reiterated the supremacy of the party, it was Zuma himself.

Like I wrote earlier in the week, politics is played everywhere. It can be fun and interesting. But is it played FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE SOCIETY. IT IS TO IMPROVE THE HUMAN CONDITION.

But here, ours is for the self, our family and cronies and people of our ethnic and religious backgrounds.

IN NIGERIA, IF A PRESIDENT GRABS THE GUN OF HIS POLICE ORDERLY AND SHOOTS A CITIZEN, or DOES ANY VISIBLY DESECRATING ACT SOME OF US WILL STILL DEFEND HIM.

Were it to be Nigeria, Zuma would not leave office. Never. He and his supporters could throw up all sorts of mundane excuses to remain in office.

** Do you now see why Toyota, Mazda, Daimler Chrysler, BMW, Volkswagen and so on all have Assembly plants in South Africa?

** Do you now see why they generate almost 40,000 megawatts and we are calling thanksgiving service for 7,000 megawatts?

** Do you now see why they successfully hosted the World Cup?

** Do you know why our citizens rush there?

South Africa has again showed that it is NOT about the black man. We are not intellectually inferior to the white man. Something is just fundamentally wrong with Nigeria and its LEADERSHIP MANAGEMENT.

And that thing is INSTITUTIONS. Both at governmental and non-governmental levels.

As long as we produce LEADERS that we MAKE STRONGER than our INSTITUTIONS, we will NEVER make progress!

No be curse...

I must commend you, sir for your grasp of good leadership/governance that is commendable & devoid of the selfish, senseless & so bigoted style practiced in our dear country, Nigeria.

I have never read someone so succinctly describe what my desire has always been for Nigeria like you jus did. Wow! You must be a very good student of In'tl Politics & Standard English.

Kudos, bro!!! Truly Anambra True born.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Launches Cruise Missles From Warships In Caspian Sea by discman2k2(m): 3:00pm On Feb 15, 2018
Shymm3x:
Missy89

I know ya bosses in Fairfax county and Langley won't like this and they're already counting their losses...but you gotta admit that Putin is now the leader of the free world. Worshiped in Russia. Wild celebrations in Europe. Brits calling the great man from Russia the saviour and the strongest world leader since Ronald Reagan. Africans are also jubilating. Only the yanks are yet to get on board.

The bear has arrived - it's the Russian century! grin

Emperor Putin!

Only th wise ones can comprehend ur proverb, bro. Nice metaphor.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Kaduna To Induct TSAIGUMI Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (Phot by discman2k2(m): 2:48pm On Feb 15, 2018
biggerboyc:
Please if anyone is looking for roommate in Lagos I have someone who wants to pair or cheap room. Contact me through my signature

In these days of various security issues? I hope u guys put into consideration my question & do the required Know Your Customer, due diligence. I no wan read any story that touches the heart from una o.
Crime / Re: Man Who Fled Over Fulani Herdsmen Attacked On Returning To His Village (Graphic) by discman2k2(m): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2018
Sometimes, this Naija confuses me, as if we don't have well paid security forces. Senseless killings on daily basis!!! Is it politically motivated, is it plain religious strikes, is it tribal /ethnic rivalry, just what is it with Nigeria and Nigerians?

Are we totally different from other peoples of the world? Every body seems to be an authority of their own simply because we claim to be "ONE NIGERIA"!

Our borders, so porous;
Our leaders, so in love with our money yet confused about our mutual problems.
Our security forces, are now more huma than ever!
Our religious organizations, so selfish & getting powerless by the day!!
Lord!!! Just what is happening? What seems to be working well in Nigeria?

LORD, WE ASK FOR YOUR MERCY UPON OUR DEAR COUNTRY.
MERCY TO EXPOSE OUR COLLECTIVE ENEMIES, & RECOVER ALL THE LOST LOOTS & LIVES IN WAYS BEST KNOWN TO YOU SIR. ALL THIS WE ASK, IN JESUS NAME.

#KILLOURCORRUPTLEADERS
Culture / Re: Beautiful Igbo Names For Baby Boys And Girls by discman2k2(m): 11:17pm On Feb 10, 2018
My kids names include "Jayamma", which means Praise the Lord; Mmerisinachi, meaning Victory is from God;

Igbo names, i must say, are quite unique, & depicts an encounter with God in different aspects of life.

Umu Igbo kwenu!!!

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Crime / Re: Youths And Herdsman Clash In Delta. 6 Herdsmen Escape Death, 8 Cows Killed by discman2k2(m): 3:06pm On Feb 03, 2018
limeta:
Am not happy about this news at all

Haba! bros, na human beings we dey talk abt here O. The story may nt be complete by only reading frm one side.
Religion / Re: How Good Is Electricity Supply In Your Area During This Christmas? by discman2k2(m): 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2017
Uzoigwe1:
Sokoto has about 19 hours power supply. Koko road Sokoto state.
Haba! bros, say d truth na, Koko Road in Sokoto has been enjoying light, 24Hrs, for d past 3Weeks or more.

Tho we r on Prepaid, but still other areas, like Tamaje & Old airport has been experiencing better power for weeks now.

Reporting live from Soktown.

Sokoto residents do u read me loud & clear?
Travel / Re: 10 Horrific Acts That Are Legal In Some Countries by discman2k2(m): 8:21pm On Dec 26, 2017
MasViews:


You mean it's a crime to marry a 13yr old but it is allowed to have sex with them.

So you guys cant marry your cousins?

CAPITAL "NO" Sir!
Phones / Re: Margaret Omobolawa Opeyemi's Obituary And Corpse (Graphic Photos) by discman2k2(m): 10:28pm On Dec 17, 2017
GenOrumov:
can someone scientifically explain to is how answering calls at a gasoline and gas station result to an explosion.

I need to be enlightened.

There are some things called electromagnetic waves, which is full of energy. When u make or receive calls from ur celluphone, it draws or attracts a very high intensity emw (electromagnetic waves). An d if there is aanything im d pathway of d energy, it sparks it: Gas in enclosed area or fuel that is around without any warning (instant). Lest i forget, fuel or Cooking gas are called Volatile gases or substances, meaning "easily ignitable "
So, when u combined a high amount of energy pathways of the emw, in an environment of Volatile gases, u get an instant EXPLOSION (without warning ).

Thast y we must not be extremely careful around those substances, like Cooking gases, Gas fuels, or petrol or Perfumes, or some others of its kind.

WARNING : PLS BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL AROUND ANY VOLATILE SUBSTANCE.

MAY GOD HELP US ALL. AMEN!
Phones / Re: Margaret Omobolawa Opeyemi's Obituary And Corpse (Graphic Photos) by discman2k2(m): 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2017
mansakhalifa:
The little precautions that we sometimes ignore often end up carving broad paths that lead us to our graves. We see these "NO SMOKING", "NO PHONE CALLS" signs at these fuel stations,yet some people still go ahead to flaunt them. This is just one example. Farewell,madam.

Pls, i beg u, & i really want to b as calm as possible: PULIZ, DID U READ ANYWHERE WHERE "GAS STATION " WAS MENTIONED?

Haba! Haba!!
Politics / Re: Governors Approve Withdrawal Of $1 Billion From ECA To Fight Boko Haram by discman2k2(m): 4:45am On Dec 15, 2017
Icon79:
I thought they said that Boko Haram has been defeated?


O pari


TECHNICALLY!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT ACTUALLY!!!! SHI SHISHISHISHIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH
Politics / Re: Governors Approve Withdrawal Of $1 Billion From ECA To Fight Boko Haram by discman2k2(m): 4:42am On Dec 15, 2017
aolawale025:


GEJ was fighting Boko haram
Buhari claimed he has "technically defeated" Boko Haram.
So what does buhari want to do with a billion dollars again. Something is amiss.

Bro, u forgot that election is around the Corner. Haba, they need to raise money sharp sharp nau.
Politics / Re: Governors Approve Withdrawal Of $1 Billion From ECA To Fight Boko Haram by discman2k2(m): 4:37am On Dec 15, 2017
Pure lies, to steal & share simple.
Agberos in Agbada!!!
Education / Re: Difference Between Successful And Unsuccessful People (Photo) by discman2k2(m): 12:49pm On Dec 14, 2017
Read, Learn, Ask questions, Listen, then attempt, attempt again, continue making efforts, change style if not yet there, and continue with more efforts..... then develop a network pf like minds of people with influence, and then re-create ypur ideas.............. SUCCESS LOADING...88%.
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.... Welcome to Success Land. DO NOT STOP DOING WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE, OR YOU MAY RETURN BACK TO GROUND ZERO DEAR.

Continue Striving.

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Romance / Re: 2 Ghanaian Lesbians Wed In Holland, Share A Kiss At Wedding (Photos) by discman2k2(m): 11:46am On Dec 14, 2017
CHECK wowo!!!!

Romance / Re: 2 Ghanaian Lesbians Wed In Holland, Share A Kiss At Wedding (Photos) by discman2k2(m): 11:11am On Dec 14, 2017
Its been long since i stopped responding to Madness displayed online.
Romance / Re: Ladies Which Size Are You? And Guys Which Size Do You Prefer? by discman2k2(m): 12:51pm On Dec 13, 2017
mrgaptooth:
My wrong I used he like its a man.U too much, u too Sabi something. And when u see how big their pussy ur dick can jump to heaven

Guy, i be expert BBW slayer buh, by ur last comment, infact i dey fear u... mayb u go train me ba.
Romance / Re: Ladies Which Size Are You? And Guys Which Size Do You Prefer? by discman2k2(m): 9:09am On Dec 13, 2017
mrgaptooth:
And if u can last long u can Bleep a bbw till he or she goes dry. Dat bbw will neva Liv u for another, even if they do they must surely come back to beg

Sure bro, that's what I'm talking abot!!!

They dry up, get wet, & fill ur entire shaft wt moisty thick wetness that gets me shafting faster & faster!!

U wan try for doggy?! Na u go dey swear!!

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