₦airaland Forum

If not for drugs, why do these Rif raffs continue stealing kids when they daily hear about Jungle Justice done on the scape goats?

After highing on Weed, & etc. they can't reason well again & cant even see the right moves during operation.

They never hear at all!

Supermods, please help move the topic for all to see & know who's lying in this trending topic.

Cc: Seun
Lalasticlala

Funny looking tweet denied by Davido.. Shortly after notified Davido, of a trending story about him saying ‘his dad will buy off the whole of Igbo Land’ following Biafra agitation, the HKN gang Boss who is currently in Canada on his ’30 Billion World Tour’ has debunked the report.
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Hmmmm, USA PREDICTED THIS. WOW, SO SOON?!

Sirheny007:
Phvck telepathy and the internet..
can i have your number and address now?
I look forward to coming to your house to beat you..

bros, y r u taking the girl seriously? Na small pikin dey worry am, check out her pix & comments, so childish.

U really get tym to waste on d kid!

LALA PLS 'EPP MOVE THIS TO THE PROMISE LAND SO OTHERS CAN SHARE THEIR THOT ON THIS.

NAGODE! OSE!! IMELA!!!

Cc: Oga Seun
Lalasticlala
Mind44,

Bros, haba i've posted this news this morning nau. U wan steal my shine. Lol

Just know that i go huge liver to approach the most rugged & fierce Lawyer in the country, like Femi Falana to help me prosecute the bank.

I don hammer be that!

Wow! FTC things.
today is my day O!

I cant stop laffin...

A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged,
still in her sleep,she was getin
married to d same lucky man. After d wedding,she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out,her room mate shouted juliana
wakeup!...U don shit for bed.
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I know u are lafin now, but on a more serious note, if this happened to you in the hostel or at home where there are many members, what would you do?

Sseriously, the way things are going in Nigeria, it seems US prediction of a possible break up may be fulfilled very soon.

IPOB threatens secession, Arewa Youths counter with a Quit Notice, and now Niger Deltan Youth are beginning theirs with Quit Notice of Northerner and Yoruba regions.
What next?!!

It is well with Naija!

Abdulfatai Ayobami Ibrahim On August 11, 2017
Categories: NewsZMorningNewsletter

N’Delta agitators give northerners, Yoruba quit notice

Niyi Odebode, Adelani Adepegba and Olaleye Aluko

A group, the Coalition of Niger Delta Agitators, on Thursday threatened to resume attacks on oil installations in the region.

The group, in an electronic mail, also said northerners and the Yoruba in the Niger Delta should leave the region before October 1, 2017.

The statement was signed by the convener of the NDA, John Duku; Ekpo Ekpo of Niger Delta Volunteers; Osarolor Nedam (Niger Delta Warriors); Henry Okon Etete (Niger Delta Peoples Fighters); Asukwo Henshaw (Bakassi Freedom Fighters); and Ibinabo Horsfall (Niger Delta Movement for Justice).

In the statement titled, ‘Coalition of Niger Delta Agitators to resume attacks on September 10, 2017; Northerners, the Yoruba to leave Niger Delta before October 1, 2017,’ the group stated that it took the decision at a meeting held in Akwa Ibom State.

It added that the meeting deliberated on the Pan-Niger Delta Forum’s meeting with the Acting President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, SAN.

The agitators stated, “After hours of careful deliberations, we unanimously resolved as follows: To commence operation zero oil in the Niger Delta from September 10, 2017 as a preparation for the actualisation of Niger Delta Republic.

“We totally condemn the recent meeting between PANDEF and the Acting President; we see it as another plot to deceive the Niger Delta people. First and foremost, the meeting was marred by inordinate greed of the PANDEF as they did not involve the representatives of the agitating groups and youth leaders.

“We wish to let the Acting President know that those he met have no capacity and cannot solve the current crisis in the Niger Delta; therefore they cannot represent the militants or speak for the Niger Delta people.”

The coalition insisted on its demand for100 per cent control of the resources of the region.

It added, “The Federal Government should hand over all oil blocks owned by the northerners/Yoruba to Niger Delta indigenes.

“All oil companies operating in such oil blocks/wells should vacate by October 1st, 2017.”

It also said the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation should relocate its headquarters to any of the Niger Delta states and replace its Group Managing Director with an indigene of the region.

“All the multinational oil, gas, servicing and marine companies must relocate their operational base to the Niger Delta, sign a new memorandum of understanding with Niger Delta people which will include Niger Delta indigenes being paid same salaries with foreigners.

“We demand independence and sovereign Republic of Niger Delta, all the companies and businesses owned by the northerners/Yoruba in Niger Delta should be vacated before October 1, 2017.”

The group congratulated the Yoruba for demanding Oduduwa Republic and wished them success.

It stated, “We hereby call on all agitating groups to resume attacks/bombings on all oil/gas pipelines, especially the exporting lines across the Niger Delta region from September 10, 2017. This is to ensure zero oil/gas production before October 1, 2017.

“We shall work to interface with more patriotic and zealous Niger Delta people to work out new collective approach that will ensure total freedom and complete control of our resources by any means necessary.”

The coalition said it would fight to liberate the region from the “shackles of neo-colonialism and rule ourselves under a Niger Delta Republic, with diplomatic and economic relations with the peoples of the South-East and Middle Belt.”

The groups told the Federal Government that it no longer recognised PANDEF under the present leadership, alleging that the forum was working against the interest of the Niger Delta people.

The Yoruba group, Afenifere, said it would carry out an investigation to know the people behind the quit notice before it would respond formally.

“We need to know whether some people are being used or whether the notice is real because we have met with Niger Delta groups and such an issue never came up. We would do our research first before responding formally,” the group’s spokesman, Yinka Odumakin, said.

The northern youth leader, Yerima Shettima, whose group gave a quit notice to the Igbo in the North, declined comment, when contacted by one of our correspondents.

Two northern elder statesmen, Alhaji Balarabe Musa and Alhaji Tanko Yakasai, have urged the Federal Government to act fast and calm the fresh agitations by the Niger Delta groups.

Balarabe, a former governor of old Kaduna State, said, “The Federal Government should be straightforward, hard and just in dealing with this issue. This new development shows that it is almost the whole country which is involved in this subversion. If everyone is asking others to leave the country, then who owns Nigeria?

“We can deal with this case only when we have a strong, fair and just government. But this government is not. It is a failure of the government that is bringing up these agitations. Nigerians expected a lot of changes but we have seen nothing.

“If these people had businesses to do, what time would they have to be agitating? How long can the oil sustain us? From all international indications, the oil may finish in 20 years. These agitators are doing this because some nonentities and faceless northern youths gave the same ultimatum and the government is in a disarray.”

Yakasai, who is also the Chairman of the Northern Elders Council, said, “To the best of my knowledge, there had never been any conflict between the North and the Niger Delta. There is no context to situate this. There are talks between them and the government already.

“The government knows what to do. Nigerians believe the government is competent to handle this matter. But don’t bring the North into it.”

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ShyCypher:
That kid looks scared. Prolly the first time seein' this strange man.

In the third pix he looks dazed after he learns the strange man is his father.

So he asks himself, "Then who is that man I call "Daddy" that used to come to our house every night?"

At worst, be positive for once. Haba! People dey read good news, u jes wan spoil am. Abegi

#WalksOuttaThread

sincerely, this generation are very rude?

Especially the ladies frm 14 yrs & above. Its only when d lady starts turning 30 that's when their attitude towards respecting men changes.

But for guys, its zero except when they're expecting something like Roger & /or other favours.
You reap what you sow, guys!

APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats i like Lagosi, if na for Eko dem for don Suya the guy tey tey. Na just ashes we foe see for dis news.

People get mind eh! Haba, for this kain sweet life?!

He has won his trophy : Longest Time on a Okpeke Championship contest.

He is now officially declared : "Champion Marathon Slayer"

201320142015ob:
On judgement day...
I will hold Nigeria flag so that God will know I have been through hell already. I can't face hell twice..
#Never#

I fear ur mouth bro! Kai, even Basket Mouth no fit create reasonings like this.

Ah ah, i thot Rochas Okorocha & co said the Buhari they saw waa even cracking jokes with them. Also, just last wee, he commiserated wt Anambra state Gov. Obiano on the gunman killings?

Lies every where, APC!!!

All ah see is NYANSHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOO!

Haba, where r my Vaseline Crew nau?! See vibration for u!

StrawberryGloss:
coming from someone that doesn't know me,you sound delusional and pathetic .
yeah i'v been 100％ loyal to the guys iv been with.
say something else

Hey Milf, if u were faithful to any guy, y do they recycle u? Used Diaper lyk u.

Abeg show us ya face & the interview pix. Haba APC & crooners!!

1stCitizen:
I remember when chest beaters were singing the praise of the man responsible for this attack to high heavens in Nov 2016 here on Nairaland.

https://www.nairaland.com/3490456/aloysius-nnamdi-ikegwuonu-bishop-building/1#51471600

I remember how a few of us warned the source of funds could be drug money. I understand he built the church and donated it to the Diocese. Lessons should be learnt from this.

That not all that glitters is Gold, my brother.

StrawberryGloss:
Should i rethink getting married
cause it seems no nigerian husband is faithful

Every nonsense will comment because 1 man goofed.

Be sincere to urself : have u been faithful to your past partners?

I bet u 100% u r not going to be faithful in the nearest future also.
I've dated lots of ladies & i tell u by experience Nigerians gurls wants a Mumu man while they creat so called "options A, B, C, D, E,...depending on personality

Oshio!

I AM STILL AN IGBO MAN. & I am still asking "Is this a token of what to expect when we start ruling ourselves ne?!"

Aggressive, Greedy & Get-Rich-by-All-Means syndrome is in our blood. Are we not going to be worst off? Is New York not going to be a child's play compared to Biafra.

#LETSBEWISER

Modsenemy:
This isn't the first time I'm reading this story.

All I know is ,no matter how saintly Banjo is painted , he had skeletons in cupboard and that was why he and Ifeajuna were executed.

The whole Biafra actualization wasn't based on truth . It has always been a clear case of greedy humans trying to steal power for themselves . Ifeajuna tried it too many times but got caught . If ojukwu wasn't smart enough, he would be mudered by the notorious Ifeajuna without blinking an eye.

Ojukwu refused to heed to the advise of the elders (maybe a quest for power or a true justice fighter) but he went into a war anyways .......
Ojukwu realized his mistake years after and rebuked a second war but here we are again ...
Some1 who didn't witness the war , he wasn't among the kids that were starved, he didn't go through the hardship of the nation cos he spent his life being the rich son of a king and lived his life in the UK.
This man woke up , read some books and he decided to be famous !
He wants to experience what happened before his birth , he wants to take his tribe to the muddy road once again .
He is refusing to take advise of the elders again just like Ojukwu did to Azikiwe .
He is dragging the un-ambitious along in his stupidity !!
Call Kanu to order!!!
A call or secession is treason !!
Azikiwe begged for it in the constitution

I AM AN IGBO MAN. With all confidence i wrote that. I did that to buttress my tribe before making my assertion so that whoever wants can quote me, or mindlessly insult my personal perspective to thia call for secession.

Granted, if the Nnamdi Kanus call for secession is for "Political reasons " being the igbo tactics at mimicking what the Ijaws did (Niger delta fuel bonkering & bombing sabotage moves) which got them President Jonathan Goodluck, & the Arewa strategy of creating "Boko Haram " to get the President Muhammadu Buhari's gov't good. But if its simply to realize a Sovereign state of BIAFRA, I AM SAYING NO! NO!! I DO NOT SUPPORT THE POGROMS BEING ENCOURAGED BY SOME SELFISH INDIVIDUALS.

This ia 21 fired Century, people are enlightened and inter married for crying out loud.
You cannot force your selfish propaganda on innocent, unwilling tribesmen.

We still prefer not to experience the 1967 war anymore. Our parents regrets it, and told it to ua with all sense of regrets so why exhume the Dead Horse?

It shall not be in Jesus name

cescky:
, not sure what to say to you..funny enough in jss 3 i was the best in english overall.

am a business man...you expect me to read all that? you must be a literature teacher i congratulate you

Sir, I'vw been into business since 2005, I'm sure ur basic arithmetic would tell u more. Currently im involved in over 8 projects daily. However, this doesn't mean when i find time to read news or other interesting reads i wouldn't read through. It is called Discipline my brother. We in Africa tend not to read through, but sincerely, i must encourage you to always do especially when u find it interesting. There may something in it for you to learn, especially in thia world of evolutionary trends in all spheres of civilization.

Moreso, wouldn't ypu encourage your kids to develop the discipline of always reading thru write ups?
I sincerely understand that you simply aimed to make fun out of it, but i also just pointed that out just to buttress the need to wake all of us up to the discipline of reading, reading, & reading.

Everything good: Ideas, encouragement, vocabulary, information for business excellence & strategies, etc may be gotten from merely reading materials.

Bless you bro.

cescky:
chaley

i de read but this is too much na

summerise pls

I can possibly predict what your academic qualifications could be anytime, anyday.

If u can not read long Essays, that means ypu never were good with "English Comprehension"
way back in school. Or are u still in JSS?

Haba!!

I've been reading pips accusing bloggers of faking news & stories until this particular one.
Gaskiya im perplexed. This was a video I'd seen fpr over 3 years now, & it was about an old man who used Witchcraft to render the young lady immobilized & unuseful. When investigated it was revealed that the man was responsible, & to deactivate the Charm the old man had to jump over the victim, which will result to the old man's death eventually.

How come bloggers getting hold of this video now changed the story line behind it?

I now fearbloggers.

Nyama nyama dey smell kowai!

sarrki:
He's a Smart one

Which kain smartness? Adrenaline influenced smartness. Fight or flight hormones surely makes u smart anytime anyday. If not, then ur d last mumu on earth.

Hahahahhah

freshest4live:
I wonder why a lawyer should be minister of power. Solar energy is the way forward.

I like ur suggestions. However, anybody can make a good Minister, what is needed is constructive consultations & research.

To me O, woman wey get stretched marks dey turn me vrry onnnnn!


Moet baby dnt mind them, dem no knw the sweetness of a woman who has delivered before.

#TeamSretchMarks