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princ007:
Since from the day i set my eyes on you, my heart knew no peace, i tried to be just a friend to you but my heart would not let me be... It beats for you every second of the day. My day start and end with your thoughts.. I kept it to myself all this while cos i thought my heart was deceiving me.. But i have come to realize it was just trying to signify that it now belongs to you my love... Would you own my heart with utmost care and love? Do your heart beats for me just like mine?

Pls this is not an essay class! They asked a simple question : what line would u use, & u come dey write essay. Who tell u say, u go get the gut to take all that time they speak your essay to the guy??

#NaJokeO! Lol

U can never luv 2 people the same way. NEVER!!!

Human nature allows u to love diff things about different people, especially in relationships. Sometimes, it could b so confusing, because, u r looking at it wt the mindset of "love - a mind thing". But if u luk at it frm d physical ull discover that each have something to offer : some loved ones could be very funny, some interesting to be wt, some intelligent, some curvy /shapely to ur taste, some can fu*k,some can be so tactical in handling ur issues, some can lick u very well, some too na gross Baddoos, etc.
So u see, u like different folks for different reasons. BUT LOVE?

U ONLY LOVE SOMEONE U SPEND MORE TIME WITH & DO VARIOUS MEMORABLE THINGS.


my 10 Kobo contributions.

Ah ah! HABA!!!! Na so i dey popular?! See as everybody just dey hail my monika!!

Lol

CaptainG00D:
This is a cooked up story.
Why are u giys gullible.
that 500 naira part sold the person out.

My broda,i taya for this story. I wonder how an Igbo man, muvh more group will release u because of N500. hmmmm, also, thry seized the Driver's phone & eventually released it BECAUSE OF N500!!!

Well, everything is possible wt social media.

Abeg, just HOW does this gist CONCERN me.

Watched clip that saI'd Rochas Okorocha gave some 18 ibgo boys who converted to Islam in Abuja N5M each, & i tend start believing pipl who insinuate that he's bigot, & Championer of Islam. Just as Kanu accused Kanu of being Ewu Awusa, dat is, Goat used by the Hausa oligarchs.

Selling your brother men for pea nuts!

Any guy wey "Older woman " tear I'm eye must know how to create Bum Bum songs!!!

If u know what it is for an older, experienced red-hot ass to keep u in her bunk, pressing u, squeezing ur blockos, massaging u, & even more... makin u feel like u dont need a mother, then you'd not criticize my guy Timmiya.

Now, we dey pursue small small gals about for freshh piece of a$$. Hmmmmm, the ironies of life: today dem use, tomorrow u use other's, but by next tomorrow others go use own too.

#PlayWithYourMind

Daeylar:
Don't mind the silly dad, the daughter is a lesbian, nobody has done anything to her, but he went to sign a useless law
I hope his daughter is in jail now

Hey U!!! Just be careful, i'm watching u. If a discover say u b Lesbo, a swear i'd make sure u get the bar.
From their statements u can decifer whT they do!

Must the father share in the blame for a child who decided to be wayward, despite all possible good home background & training?

Just be careful what u say in the media,

#WALLSHAVEEAR&DO SEENOW.

Pls Baba what e-mail address shoulda send ma CV to?

I'm actually a perfect match for this role (or abi na job ).
I booze almost on Daily basis. I cane every day too, & yeah i'm 5'8, & ayam nwa amala frm Ana mbala.

Pls sir, kindly consider me because I've read of all Jamea Hardly Chase, Harold Robins, Frederick Fischer, Tom Fusse, Arnold Schwarzenegger, & Chinua Achebes.

Also, sir, ive been working for a rereputable organization that may allow me to travel around the world if i applied for resignation so we can Cruise around the world in our Yatch (i suppose you must be very rich to talk like you talk here).

Finally, i can also lick u for more than 3 hours & we can collect Guinness Award in kkissing becauae i can kiss for over 6 Hra straight.

But,

I hope you'll take carw of me, as a lazy idiot.
And also, give pocket money in Dollars & other hard currencies., and i promise you I'll 154% fidel to (na tech version ni?)

#IfWishesWereHorsesPMBWouldveBeenDead

Pls expatiate, make all man learn frm ur experience.

katstyle:
That was what made me leave my former girl friend

Everybody just dey vex, whether because of d economy or other absurd reasons, me dunno.

Buh, All man dey Hashh these days.

Lord, lead me not into STABBING & MURDER TEMPTATIONS! Amen

For, #MurdetSheWrote...... singing #MurderSheWrote by Chaka Demus.

Din din, dhin dhin dhin din.

Walahi, they all look PLASTIC, like ROBOTS.


Times haf chnged, gaskiya!

Hahahhahha, abeg see her Yam leg like "..."

ARE U SURE D GOVT IS INTERESTED IN WINNING D WAR AGAINST BH?!

mansakhalifa:
Shekau has more than a thousand deputies. Almost every hoodlum with at least 12 armed,hungry men under him is a commander and deputy of Shekau's. So,you kill these ones,more will pop up to continue their nonsense. I think it is time to target their sponsors,informants and sponsors. That is how to win the war. Not this.

Oga NAME CHECKER!! Whehdone!!!!

ipobarecriminals:
thief. Dnt let love blindfold u.Go to the prostitute/hostel with 3 soldiers, tell her quietly to confess/return the money or risk being drag/disgrace. By the way,which state/country the prostitute waka com?

SIMPLY AREEST HER!!!!! NO BE TODAY SHE START THAT KAIN HABIT. MORESO, WOULD U WANT TO TRANSFER SUCH GENES TO YOUR UNBORN KIDS?!!!

Do, a re-think bro.

Best of luck as u use ur head.

DJHANDSOME:
We met a year ago at a shopping mall, we got to really like each and i decided to introduce her to my grandmum(retired doctor). After just few weeks i noticed that they were getting along very well, she visits my grandmum often . Grandy likes her very much and talks about how helpful she is.



Few months ago my girl complained to my grandmum about her school fees ,she studies LAW at uniuyo, 200L. When i went home from my work (my grandmum stays in ma house), I got to know later that she collected 98,000 from my old woman as 2nd semester school? I was shocked, does a federal uni charge that much ?



Today, i was discussing with grandmum and she revealed she had collected huge amounts on occasions for school stuffs

My grandy further inquired if i took the money she was looking for that morning, that is when i immediately proceeded to the place were grandy keeps her cash, only to find out to my suprise the money had reduced tremendously.



Why would someone i love ,adore and respect so much take advantage of a woman in her late 70 s . I am thinking of what to do next....

VASELINE CREW!!! MAY DAY! MAY DAY!!!!

WE R UNDER ATTACK!!!!

MAY DAY, MAY DAY!!!

Pls guy WHAT DO YOU GAIN BY PURSUING & TARNISHING D IMAGE OF CHRISTIANS & PASTORS?

PLS JUST WHAT WOULD YOU GAIN?!!!!!!

OP im so encouraged by ir post to go into farming of layers too. Wow, see how mch u don spend?!
Thats awesome men, u try O.

May our good God bless your efforts, and bless us too, in Jesus name!

Yes oh! Meanwhile, believe me dey dnt gain any thang! They read, hear much thru gossip YET act stupiewd when making decisions.

They leqrn not, bro!!

GrandFinale2017:
i usually don't like it when someone already says what i was about to comment. I also noticed that in all threads concerning marriage and relationships.
It's their priority. Don't joke with naija women and relationship. It's like gold to them cos they gain a lot

dayowunmi:
RIP to her. But is her killer Nigerian? I don't get why this should be a news on nairaland. It happened in SA, if u must report crime, why not those that happened in Nigeria? Just an opinion though

The world has gone global since u last read ur social studies & learnt ur lessons in Computer appreciations.

U thnk ur ONLY interacting wt Nigerians in ur fone?

Sorry, all ur data is already stored in Google drives & Cloud Apps.

Meanwhile, just check thr long queue of pips viewing this thread : guys 27: ladies 2779.

Wetin women dey too like about marriage, buh when dem enter finish dem go cme dey disobey, dey disregard join dey disrespect their man!!!

Choii!! Women & relationships issues be like :

Haba bros!!! Wetin d innocent GEJ do u nau?

GEJ & Buhari still dine, buh u still Carry hungry belle dey mistalk.

Na my fault, i for join everybody ignore u. Congratulations for winning my attention sha!

In Englis "Ode!"[

quote author=IpobExposed post=59795098]Jonathan and PDP failed us[/quote]

Bros, NA LIE!!!!

U CAN'T EVEN STAND A LADY'S SLAP!!!

#FakePatriotism 4Mouth

fk001:
Nigeria is among the must civilize countries in Africa







I am proud to be a Nigerian



I can die for my country

I bet yoi, you may not know what you re wishing for?!

DOUBLEWAHALA:
unfortunately someone have ran out of luck








if they eventually release you.........do it codedly nigeria hard but don't touch any of my family members ooooo










you should pay people to do it for you

MediumStout:
The federal government should give kanu 50 million naira and a plot of land in Abuja and watch him abandon biafra agitations. Kanu has a price, he can be bought. He's already sounding tired and defeated in his recent speeches. Giving him money will make him patriotic to Nigeria. Then we can move ahead and face our dear country Nigeria and ensure biafra will never come

TRULY YOU'RE A POOR & WRETCHED FELLOW.

I BET UVE NEVA SEEN N500, 000.00 all ya life in one piece. So, u think someone who was bailed with Hundreds of Millions will be swayed with pure water money?!

Get some sense, bro.

Now i understand why they said Common sense isn't common at all.

MasterKim:
72yr old woman farming alone.
I smell eastern lies

HABA!
Where's your Common sense?!

So, you're among those who dont read news before rushing to make your myiopic comments!!

Now i understand why they said Common Sense isn't common at all!!

MasterKim:
72yr old woman farming alone.
I smell eastern lies

All for m.o.n.e.y! I am still amazed at how the police corruption is undoing the Force.

Now, like Fela once said, "DPO na banj Manager "

Islie:
http://punchng.com/policeman-kills-senior-colleague-commits-suicide-in-ondo/

Okwuy09:
Escape Of Ritual Murder Suspect Embarrassing. Rivers State Deputy Governor Dr. (Mrs.) Ipalibo Harry Banigo says it is embarrassing to hear that a ritual murder suspect in police custody could escape

In a statement from her office in the Government House Port Harcourt the Deputy Governor said the Police and other law enforcement Agencies should step up their game and ensure that the felon is re arrested and brought to justice without delay, stressing that the report that the suspect escaped from the hands of the Investigating Police officer is totally unacceptable.

Dr. Banigo who condoled the bereaved family on the gruesome murder of little Miss Victory Chikamnso said “as a mother I am still numb with shock to hear that a full grown man could defile an eight year old girl and also go ahead to mutilate her body for purported money rituals”.


http://www.mavelnews.com/escape-ritual-mu…arrassing-banigo/

Look at her putty filled face like Mu, nonsense!

if it was her daughter that was treated like this would she have said just that?!

Haba!!! For Crying out LOUD! How can such a suspect "ESCAPE " from detention wai?!!!

Disgusting politica with people's real lives. I mean this is no movie.

Fpr ur mind nau, u don make FTC with a "dot""
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So so sharp!!!

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Kxngstein:
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Where are all the brainiacs in the house?
There's a great price hanging foe anyone who solves thia riddle CORRECTLY.

So, lets go:



Riddle: What can a man do 3 times a day but a woman does only once in her life? I'm waiting for your answer.