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Ma dre Omo Ijebu Alare, lets share d part of ijebu we come from so as to av fun. I'm from Ijebu ode u nko,
Moderator pls let ds thread grace d front said abeg

Blind date am a victim, its just a normal hook up prog., on oluyole fm 98.5 serenade wit soul. Girls ll send in luv sms n d presenter we pick d best 2 sms, he ll nao asked guys to start calling in woo either of d 2gals.
D gal wit d highest number of suitors ll be called by d presenter to pik 1 out of d guys da wooed her so as to av a date. Unluckily it was me, u heard me say unlucky because it was as if i ws dreaming wen i saw d gal bin push in on a wheel chair. I ws like emi ni oko aro God forbid.

i nominate my self

maje aye ori e... Na ur time, naija ladies na all dis kind tin u dey like

I no 1day u ll sit back n read ma own autobiography cos am working towards dat.

I undastnd u guys concern,I really appreciate it. I can't jus no y am still after her its as if am encharmed. Do u no I left ma skul today to visit her to atleast show her some luv during dis valentine season but she is avoidin me.
Pls jus gv me tips to get her bak

@omega25red can u pls let ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ av ur contact so dat we can talk on fone

D sage: Since she refused to accept your apology, then you can wait till she came back to her sense or move on just as she did. But seriously you sounds like a teenager by your post. Learn to control your anger next time ok.

@omega25red can u pls let ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ av ur contact so dat we can talk on fone

This gal happen to b a frnd to ma younger sister.
I asked her out in Dec. n she accepted ma date without ma sister consent. We so much luv eachother very very well. On Jan 13 i uttered a statement by callin her an idiot n dat she shud nvr call M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ line again, because she said i was sayin rubbish. The following day i called to beg her n she said she has forgiving. 4 d past 2weeks nao she has been avoidin ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, she didn't pik ma calls n even if she did she tell ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ she is busy dt i shud call her back. Fortunately a frnd of mine in her skul told ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ she is now hanging out wit a guy in 400level studying biology.
So i called her to let her no i heard of her new date n she didn't denied. I even get means to get dat her new boy friend fone line n i xplain ao much i really luv dis gal. The guy only calm ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ down n told she nvr tell him anytin about ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ .
Pls wot shud i do cos i don't want to loose dis gal.

No easy guys... Scored 48.38% n want to study physiology. Any hope

Poor tonto i tink its gonna save u fm lung diseases

A bunch broom in an house warming party

O ga dis social stuff of a tin na im dey turn d world astray

I bliv he knows wot is good for him. If dropping from is his choice i pray he nvr regret doing so, DISTINCT89

April 18

Please I need advice on how to deal in so dat she ll easily fall.

Dis had to do about a gal whom I luv. A frnd gave me her number early dis yr, so I started ma paro by callin her always to ask about her acada. On feb. 4 dis yr I unleash ma mind but wot she told me den was d@ she is nt ready for any relationship,I started pressuring her so she later told me dat she is in luv with a guy in her school (UNAD). She  ask me to do magic talk with her which I did, she told me dat she like, luv me but she didn't no d reason y she can date me talkless of being my life partner. She sent me series of tex msg dat motivate n even inspire me. Dis confuse me alot n makes me feel dis gal is pretending. D funniest tin is dat when ever am on phone wit her and any of her admirer call she put it in conference so dat I could ear wot they av got to say. Just  5 days ago she sent me a msg dat d reason y she cant marry me are
1. U are short n not light in complexion.
2. U are a muslim which is d main y am adamant dat I cant marry u. She told me dat she is single dat she was only lieing to me dat she is engaged cos she dont want me disturb her anylonger. She told me she is not ready for any relationship cos d one she had last yield her nothing n dat d guy later jilt her n so she had conclude her mind dat she is not ready to date anybody. So Since d day she told me dis she hardly pick my call not to talk of calling me. Please fellow colleagues wot can I do concerning dis cos am totally in love. U can give a night call on 08030965713 for advice in which I ll surely apprichate.

What an outstanding performance from all the celeb present including the duo u don hit my car, lol

clemcykul:
police beat u lol

why u no knock am for head??

Na Akon beg me say make I leave am, lol

Creamish:
u touch Akon ?

Waaaaaaooooowwww!!

yeah, lol or you don't believe me

spikedcylinder:
Lol @ these comments!!!
Poster, na you beat police or na police beat you? Abeg clarify.

Na police beat me my guy, Na Akon beg on his behailf

semid4lyfe:
Kai! U don scatter my belle with laughter.

Anyway, I saw highlights of the show on tv this afternoon. Peeps yapa for the show and e be like se e rock wella.

I saw the part where Akon flew into the crowd. How I wish the crowd had parted and let him fall to the ground so in go know wetin dey. . ._{lai lai, in no go try am again for im life}

Guy na wao for una you want make in die, How I wish do such for you when you become a model him, feel ur post, hahahahahahahahahahahah, lol

190:
so illorin ppl sabi rock

i think say na only book dem dey read

Guy gbagbe yen we sabi pass anything although I be Lagos boy from Eti_Osa, shey you feel the groove, lol

stereotype:
, Abeg, anytime you thief person pictures, give the person credit. you come dey pass the picture like say na you take am

Storm in the building!

Bleep you how you come dey talk like that, na so correct guy dey in person rapor, na wao for una, lol, I'm not the one that post the picture, I only post the message, ok

tpiah:
who's the lady in the black jacket?

and the one removing his trousers?

lots of upraised hands- i wonder why.

they seem to be enjoying themselves sha.

Sasha is the one in black jacket and Sauce Kid is the in yatch level, lol

House it was really entertaining in Ilorin on Saturday 2nd of October 2010. Akon the African American Musician was in to mark the 50th independence at the metropolitan square in Ilorin the Kwara State Capital It was very lively. Also featuring are P-Square, D-banj, Wande Coal and other Mo Hits Crew, General Pipe, Y Q, Sasha, Tony Tetulla, sauce Kid, Naeto C,  n so on,

You wouldn't believe I was beating by one foolish police Officer for touching Akon.
What a wonderfu dayl,  House for those of you who are not there you really miss, lol

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Dear Muslim bro n sis, I'm desperate in seeking ur help to pls guide me to d rite path. The kind of frnd I keep 've destroy my life, I need a cute, gorgeous n charming Ijab sister to date n probably a bro for counselling. that can be of help. The sister must be 4rm either Lagos or Ilorin cos I school in Ilorin. Call 08030965713 or send ur info, pics to Lawal Adegoke on facebook or through email distinct_real1989@yahoo.com. The sister must be btw d ages of 18 n 20

I like Majid is He is showing appreciation but it shldn't be on national TV. I beg tell G Nnaji say make she just d actor by givin him more

The biggest told to me by a gal is that she lives at V.G.C. in Ajah not knowing she lives at Langbasa

Guy na BBA I don't like missin

Wnderly with all our serene environs

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Stay dia [/color]

I'm waiting, lol[color=#000099][/color]

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Eba, jollof and akara The other times i feasted on my provisions. [/color]

gal do you still feed on this kind now, I will be happy if you can send some for me at lunch so that I can feed on, I will prefer eba cause it's my best food

I will like everyone to share their view on valedictory service in secondary schools in Nigeria today, How are they done compare to your own,

xtremely funnetic sorry for my yoruba English, omo o ti dun ju sayo, dobo, saye enough

I'm happy for everyone of you, I can just describe my experience back in the boarding school because I was so bully both to my senior and teacher, I get punished every week for my disobedient. I could remember when one of my senior slap me for not laying his bed, the next day he sent me to the dormitory to bring his food I branch in the kitchen I stupidly add some salt into his food, since he and his colleagues then fear for me not to add poison to their food.