₦airaland Forum

It's a pity we find ourselves in such a time as this; Nigeria is sucha corupt place but I still strongly beleive that there are few Nigerians that are trustworthy and sincere. I saw what happened on facebook about the missouri woman that was duped by some Nigerian Scammer. Anyway I strongly believe that she is greedy and that is why she fell for them. Please if you are involve in Internet Scamming, desist from such act because the repercussion might fall on the next generation. IT'S SUCH A PITY,

Hi girl, if you don't the word to use why don't u check ur dictionary for one. What has Ingredient got to do with Love, hw have you forgotten you are not cooking, that you a posting a thread for people to report on.
My own advice for you is to steak to ur lover and learn to be trustworthy simple

sweetpie23:
walk up to her, give her a hot slap and kiss her after ward mumu

Hello u are very stupid, is that hw to give an advice to someone seeking help,

Harmilton:
Na waa o Niger i fear ona,wat if dat ladis guy was hot tempered n 2k smetin hard 2 hit u, may b u mite continu, your luv tales in heaven / hell.Do tins rite.

who you be self totla rubbish u na just dey put on my post, mind that ur dirty mouth, ok
hiss motherfucker

Thanks my dear people on Nairaland, I finally seek to ur advice now I am now a complete lover with the gal,
Thanks

Great Job Mrs. Waziri, I definitely know through the this EFCC the country is likely to turn a new leave

melesky:
I Tot ASUU has called of strike

What has ASUU got to do with the post, HISS

Not really encouraging to fall love at this stage of mine, so I really recognsied ur point

Pharoh:
Nairaland is fast loosing its reputation and this is very sad. I know what it used to be in the old ties LOl .

@poster we are not kids and try to post this in this jokes section okay

If you like call urself beast cos it doesn't concern me, either a id or not I am not concern so don't ever write on my post again, ok

puskin:
I bliv there's a nollywood muvee on this.
Wait a minute. . . .watz d name again. . .hmmmm. . . .brb.

If you like call it Hoolywood  or Bollywood,lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. kosi eyi to kan e nibe, ok mind ur  fucking business

shayoor:
na wa 4 dis your story ooooooo

Thanks It doesn't concern you

ThoniaSlim:
Was this an assignment tryout as a junior writer for hints magazine?

No be 4 magazine alone but as an essay in the international level, hiss, insult u are a big disgrace to manhood

Godmother:
But for the fact that nairaland will ban me, I woud have given this poster a piece of my mind for thinking we are kids to believe this "tale" ^{long hiss}

You can say anything you like cos I'm not interested in your advice, so I will endure you to jump inside the river if you are not satisfy with my post, Ok, Motherfucker,

omega25red:


this yeye tori get as e be

why people they make up stories just so people go talk for NL

My guy no be everyone will be like you we be lier, as for me I no even want you make you comment on my post cos u be full, you can even call it aloo aloo bull shit

I met a girl on facebook and we shared the same afffection, so before long we both got sharing messages and chatting and we also communicated on phone. So not to dull myself, i quickly asked her out and she said YES but none of us have met each other. Well guys i must confess that all the while i was meeting this new FISH i had my own girlfriend. On a fateful day i decided to take my girlfriend to the beach ( Oniru precisely) and after spending some quality time with my own BOO i decided to take a walk leaving her in the company of my friends, Of course i do trust them, so please dont raise any eye brows.
Sudddenly from the blues i heard my name and when i turned back it turned out to be the girl that i just met on Facebook, so as a GUY MAN, we started gisting and she told me that she came to the beach alone for relaxation so with time our conversation became intensive, romantic and erotic so quickly i decided to ask for SEX, and we both agreed and BOY i was so glad because i was going to conquer another land but suddenly a guy walked in and caught us, GUESS what the guy said, Why baby girl i thought you said you love me and that you have agreed to be my wife so why are you breaking my heart?. Well at first i thought i was dreaming because i have actually fallen in LOVE with this girl, you know say even D' BANJ WEY BE PLAYBOY ALSO FALL IN LOVE, NO WONDER HE SING "OMO YOU DON MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE". Now i am so confussed, please advice me and besides the WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE

Well done to the Nigerian Police. I know na only suspect they fit catch, why don't follow the Arm robbers on the same highway that very day,, so I think they don't vdeserve any Kudos,

Ogene Dom:
Plz, is Yaradua and Jonathan truely lecturers in the past

My guy that's an Irritating question,, don't listen to their campaign before the election. Why are you asking if they are truely lecturers, hiss

Pardon!!! Repeat, Find something to do about it, ok

Please I am not responsible about it at this age of mine do u think I can impregnate you, so find solution it, Motherfucker.

Yeah My brother I'm optimistic that the suffering won't long only if we younger scholars join hands together in fighting our beast leaders. We can only do this through our seriousness in our academic field. so, I will endure everyone of us to think good about the forthoming future of ours,

Yeah, I definitely know the great Mo Hits Crew will be there
Up D' banj, by 2010 MI will be also known more than He His Now

yes

This is total rubbish, I think the country is now turning to an unlawful nation. My own prayer is that we future generation leaders should try as much as possible to develop this country when we get to the post. Please don't follow the footstep of our leaders, Please don't worry I surely know if they are not punish in this world that of the hereinafter will be sure, Just Relax,

Thank God I hope the problem will be fully solve on Friday, An after this we Nigerian students can then find some better to do on our various campuses

Glory be 2 God I hope the matter should be quickly solve apart from supending the strike, so we future generation leaders can get our hands on better things to do on our campuses,

May His Gentle soul Rest in Perfect Peace

sexyLeamon:
This Question is one that is asked by every man at some point in his life. 'Woo'ing a girl is an art that is better understood by the gut feeling in your heart, than the idea you think in your head. Ultimately, you are trying to arouse a girls heart, and so the best way to do that is to use your own heart. If your heart, and hers beat in sync, than many times, anything you do for this girl will 'woo' her. So go out on a limb, do something fun, something that will bring you two together.

So my final answer is this, do stuff that will unforgettable bring you two together. Flowers are great, but you can not have a date just by bringing flowers. you must look inside your heart for the answers to your own question. "What do I want to do with this girl?" and than "How can i make this cute, fun, and overwhelmingly?"

What if I do all u say and she finally turn me down, It will be a disgrace to me, likewise my colleague we are moving togther, sexyLeamon hw can meet u for better advice offline,

Babatunde fashola (SAN) has been contributing his qouta to the development of Lagos State in General. Apart of Good road network and others he has also provide quality health facility among which is the one he is commissioning in Badore area of Eti-Osa East Local Area Development Council, Lagos State. His 'EKO ONIBAJE' is not a political slogan as others says but he is taking it to reality.

So I will endure everyone who needs quality health service who live around Ajah, to come down Badore Community Primary school starting from Mon. Sept. 28th to Fri. Oct. 2nd 2009 between the hours of 8am and 6pm.

Let us join hands together to support BRF. (SAN) Ploitical Agenda,

Hi everyone I need your help, I just get intrest in an old secondary school mate, I wants to tell her my feelings for her, but I don't know How start with, because mere looking at her I see she has really change and huger than me, so I need your advice about this stuff,

My dear Nigerians on nairaland I will be happy if can receive quick response, lol,

You are asking a question, ok, bye

Nice and Attractive picture. I think Nigeria is developing.

All what u ve said is true ok, Uju, lol





Love can only be seperated by death.

Keep her cool, peck her, then put her on bed

Deep Sight:
HE HAS ADMITTED IT! HE IS A PAEDOPHILE AS WELL! PLEASE EVERYBODY SAVE THE QUOTATION SO HE DOES NOT RETRACT IT! PLEASE SPREAD THE NEWS! ABUZOLA IN LINE WITH THE TRADITIONS OF THE PROPHET HAS DECLARED HIMSELF A PAEDOPHILE! ! !

I AM GOING TO OPEN A NEW THREAD ADVERTISING THIS FACT!

I AM SO EXCITED! ! !

If you like open a website 4 it that's is ur problem, I definitely know the truth will judge on the last day (yaomul Kiyamoh)Abuzola is saying the right thing ok,

Abuzola:
May God ve mercy on you, if i was to be reverse to 1430 years ago i will even give my 7 year old daughter to my friend to consumate her. Whats the big deal.

As 4 me I will even let out my 5 years babe girl out to follow the way rosullulahi peace be upon him (SAW).

Deep Sight:
He will not answer. He is not honest with himself. He always runs away from this question.

Hw will he answer such a stupid question ok,

Sunny_bobo:
@ Abuzola

Can you a carnal man have sex with a nine year old girl? Answer from your heart.

The canal man will not answer but as I know him he can control his libido

Sunny_bobo:
Is it true that Mohammed had sex with his youngest wife, ‘Aisha, daughter of Abu Bakr, when he was about 53 and she was only nine years old.

If that is true, was he a pervert?

Do you think everybody will be like you wey be say u no fit control ur libido, so you are the pervet

Positivity:
I pray it never happens to me. . . . Amen. But come to think of it why would any rational guy want that kind of ring back? For one, it'll bring back too many sad memories and the idea is to move on not hold on! IMHO.

But if the guy threaten you about the ring won't you give it to him.

As for me, if I am a lady I think I will throw it into the river.

@ sunny_bobo where did you get ur facts from,dnt u hv errrors in the bible
There are so many Historical errors in your bible too. .
look at this

THE QUESTIONS NOBODY WANTS TO ANSWER -

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What about the Bible? Who actually wrote it?
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What was the original language of the Bible? (Hebrew? Aramaic? Koine Greek?)
NOTE: - The Bible was never in English during the time of any prophet (not even Muhammad) - because English did not exist until after 1066 AD!
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Does the Bible exist in the original form anywhere on earth? (No)
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Why does the Catholic Bible has seven (7) more books than the Protestant Bible?
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Why do these two Bibles have different versions of the same books?
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Why are there so many mistakes and errors are from the very first verse right up to the very last verse?
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Why do 'Born Again Christians' teach concepts that are not from the Bible?
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There is no word "Trinity" in the Bible in any version of any language
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The oldest forms of Christianity do not support the 'born again' beliefs
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Jesus of the English Bible complains about the 'crucifixion'
("Eli! Eli! Lama sabachthani? - My God! My God! Why have You forsaken me?" [Mk 15:34]
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How can Jesus be the "Only Begotten Son" of John 3:16? When in Psalms 2:7 David is God's "Begotten Son?"
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Would a 'Just' God, a 'Fair' God, a 'Loving' God -- punish Jesus for the sins of the people that he called to follow him?
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What happens to people who died before Jesus came?
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What happens to those who never hear this message?
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What about innocent children who die although their parents are not Christian?
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Didn't God create Adam from dirt? -- So, why does he need Mary to make Jesus?
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And what about God?
o How can God create Himself?
o How can God be a man?
o How can a man be a God?
o How can God have a son?

* The Bible says "Seth (is) the son of Adam" and that"Adam is the son of God." [Lk 3:36]
* Can't God just forgive us and not have to kill Jesus?
* And what about Jesus?
o Jesus did not even carry the cross -- Simon Cyre'ne, a passerby did! [Mk 15:21]
o Jesus of the Bible was NOT on the cross for longer than six (6) hours -- NOT three days -- (from the 3rd to the 9th hour) [Mk 15:25 & 15:33]
o Jesus of the Bible did not spend three days and nights in the tomb -- Friday night - until Sunday before dawn -- is not 3 days and nights!
o Jesus DID NOT claim to be God - or even equal to God