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Hey guys, I recently graduated and i don't have my full transcript or a certificate yet, I got my CAS and it says under the Evidence used to assess academic ability, this was written: we have seen transcripts or certificates or verified results from awarding bodies confirming the following qualification: Bachelor's degree in electrical engineering,

I have my incomplete one that says yet to graduate and a letter of attestation from the head of my department to the BHC saying i have recently graduated and I have fulfilled the requirements for my degree. I should be able to apply with that because i believe all they want to see is that i have a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

what do you guys think, also i heard it takes about four working days for processing how true is that?

My Dell laptop crashed recently, the screen's bad and the speakers aren't working, do you know anyone that can fi it and for how much

Ha! Nice 1, hehe,

Ha! Nice 1, hehe,

very funny!!!!! Ha Ha Ha

she has some explaining to do

he he he he

this is so untrue,   

very funny! I fell!!! Lucky me i was at home

very funny! If she finds out,

YEAH! "Stay the f#ck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking"

his own don finish

very wierd

he he he

Gud for you!

lol

heya, wait for 1 more year!

diddy4dt:
it has been here before? search before you post.

Not nice, you are fond of saying that, it's obvious he's kinda new, not everyone has time to read through all the jokes

        
funny!!!

, funny!

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haha!

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HAHA!!


i don't know any of them!

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else, One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on thefloor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the moneyvery fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins
the boyfriend calls and asks what happened, She said "The bastard used coins"

hahahahaha ;d

can't stop laughing

6 is true 4 me just that nost of the time it's to open the gate
ouch! 14,15 and 16 got me

THINGS WE’VE LEARN’T FROM, NOLLYWOOD
1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food tastes better…
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a ‘Babalawo’.
7. At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor… all things are possible
10. A movie can be titled anything… such as – the boy is mine, Two rats, Spanner, Calculator,
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- ‘shelled’, twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics’,
12. You are in love… you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is… Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, the beach or the best- take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if…
• You visit a ‘Babalawo’
• A fleet of cars is shown off
• Kanayo ‘O’ Kanayo is in the movie, Pete Udocie is also there too!
• To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and Knock-out sound the same!
15. Most times the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie.
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following cast actresses-
• Stella Damascus
• Stephanie Okereke
• Genevieve Nnaji
• Omotola Jalade
• Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely ‘efficient’ unlike their counterparts in real life…
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year…
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades in the night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn’t matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because… people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won’t be able to send your kids to school

OMG

this is the funniest post eva!