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Romance / Re: Man Weds Pillow by Diva20(f): 11:57pm On Jun 23, 2010
A woman married an amusement park ride.
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take For You To Bounce Back After A Breakup? by Diva20(f): 11:52pm On Jun 23, 2010
~Sauron~:

I own a Master Key.
It opens all LOCKS.


lol I never see you on FB anymore. Think I wrote on your wall too.
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take For You To Bounce Back After A Breakup? by Diva20(f): 11:42pm On Jun 23, 2010
~Sauron~:

Diva ma sweetie, now where have you been?
Come home tonight. . . . The moon is full, we can make love on the greenz. grin

My dad has the only key to my chastity belt.
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take For You To Bounce Back After A Breakup? by Diva20(f): 11:35pm On Jun 23, 2010
My longest record time is 3 minutes 49 seconds.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Sleeping On Top Of Their Men? by Diva20(f): 12:11am On Jun 16, 2010
Cuddling?

I dunno I like to be embraced when I'm sleeping lol. IDGAF if your arm falls asleep, I still want it wrapped around me.
Romance / Re: Girls Only: What Do You Think Of This Guy? by Diva20(f): 11:40pm On Jun 15, 2010
Pass.
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 11:12pm On May 06, 2010
190:

why kant u simply leave me alone~
ok, watch my profile for her next pic, i would upload 3 more under the next 5mins!

IDGAF smiley
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 11:03pm On May 06, 2010
190:

^^Gawd have mercy on your poor soul~
do u want me to share our tales here and her other pics~

@tymes i ask gawd why he made nigerians like you so-so-silly,


Save your tales, as you've rightly put it, for those who care to massage your ego smiley
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 10:56pm On May 06, 2010
I feel bad for the random girl who was unfortunate enough to photo-share with him on YIM. She's now become the crazy ex who won't leave sexy 190 alone.
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 10:47pm On May 06, 2010
190 always comes off as an unrepentant liar to me.
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 10:27pm On May 06, 2010
jenibayo:


Av u seen him b4 or do u knw if he is de one on his pic prof.

And I assume you left Austria to visit each of them personally. Look, I don't give a fuk anymore smiley
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 9:57pm On May 06, 2010
jenibayo:


If u laugh again i go bring your pic out make dem see abi na becos say i say u fine.
If u bleep up i go u knw na.

He has his picture as his profile picture.
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 9:24pm On May 06, 2010
jenibayo:


Thanx dear, if i see de cute ones i go just kolo grin grin grin grin
But my cockyzy is de hottest.

lol he's not smiley
Romance / Re: So Nland Still Av Handsome Guys! Na Wa Oooo. by Diva20(f): 9:10pm On May 06, 2010
Bless your heart Jeni. I wonder what you'd do when you see the REAL cute ones.
Romance / Re: Good News To All Nija Guys - Beware by Diva20(f): 8:39pm On May 06, 2010
BlakkBoi:

Yes Jezebel. We are discussing your type here. If i don't jump maybe u will persuade me. Nonsense.

I don't persuade people to jump, I push them off the cliff.
Romance / Re: Good News To All Nija Guys - Beware by Diva20(f): 7:30pm On May 06, 2010
If all advice fails, you can always jump off a cliff.
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 7:26pm On May 06, 2010


Now THIS I love!

~Sauron~:

How are the kids doing, madame?

They became too burdensome so I put them in foster care.
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 7:09pm On May 06, 2010
y me:

yeah he is cute indeed but i love his mouth grin

are you trying to say that is sauron tongue cheesy

lol no . . . returning Sauron's greeting.
Romance / Re: Good News To All Nija Guys - Beware by Diva20(f): 6:52pm On May 06, 2010
You guys are a bunch of brokenhearted losers lol
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 6:49pm On May 06, 2010
y me:

and that is a black guy abi? grin grin


And he's cute!

Hey Sauron!
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 6:38pm On May 06, 2010


Anyone else see this banner?
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 6:27pm On May 06, 2010
~Sauron~:

But it's true. . . . . We have too many options.
Make una help us reduce am. . . . .

Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 5:58pm On May 06, 2010
daduke2k:

ah, y d u want to tel d whole forum dat i rejectd your date proposal? By d way hows d heart break goin?

#noshade but you couldn't get it even if I was passed out drunk
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 4:34pm On May 06, 2010
rokiatu:

How did you guess so right? grin

LMAO!!

daduke2k:

so wit a white guy, u boost your levels? Dis is d reason y our gurls are used and dumpd like refuse. Do u eva stop 2 fink dat a white guy can only date u 4 d puzsy u offer im. Cant even date  white chicks.  

Sweetie, the question is would any white girl even consider dating you?

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Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 4:25pm On May 06, 2010
candylips:

i honestly didn't know black girls feel that way

I don't think all black women feel that way. I bet some don't give a fuk
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 4:12pm On May 06, 2010
candylips:

are u serious grin

Yea
Romance / Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by Diva20(f): 3:56pm On May 06, 2010
I don't get why people are cussing the poster out. He's just being honest and I'm sure he's not the only one who feels that why. He's just the only one bold enough to say it. I get mad when I see a black dude with a white girl . . . unless he's ugly then I don't care.

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Romance / Re: If U're Preety, Come In *pictures* by Diva20(f): 3:27am On May 06, 2010
Dondav:

Pweety=>preety=>pretty
(same pronounciation) so shut the fk up!  angry

Spelling and Pronunciation Fail

Dondav:

Trust me!, You don't want a piece of me.

eThug Fail
Romance / Re: He Was Greatly Disapointed Afta 1st Intimacy Wit His New Wife by Diva20(f): 11:26pm On May 05, 2010
Not all women bleed when they have intercourse for the first time. Let's stop this ignorance.

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Romance / Re: If U're Preety, Come In *pictures* by Diva20(f): 11:21pm On May 05, 2010
londoner:

@OP, off topic.


You do know its "pretty" and not "preety" dont you? Please tell me you know that.

If he did, he wouldn't have made the same error over and over again.
Food / Re: I Ate Fufu For The First Time! by Diva20(f): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2010
#noshade but OMG!!@ this being featured on the front page.

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