₦airaland Forum

Seunnzy:
Dont come here to disturb us when ur tailor makes umbrella for u

Lol
Umbrella ke Nah. I trust my tailor

Nice one mama

Lemme save the pic and show it to my tailor.
I'll be sharing mine soon

You can actually feel your heart cutting into pieces.

LynnnCHI:
Lol.
You sef dey biased.You know see say she sef dey bash me?
Can't face you na,that would be offending a reasonable lady.

You're the troublesome one here.
You lucky am not close, would have given you a knock

LynnnCHI:
Acid ke?
Thank God it didn't come to that.But it was bad notwithstanding. I'm alive by Gods grace.

Wow!
Maybe you too show yourself na

LynnnCHI:
No it's not a hot mess.There is absolutely nothing wrong with that dress.Its casual and fits perfectly well for a married woman with class[b].Fashion police way no get license.

[/b]
And again he just dished out another one
Abeg i no fit, before you use am face my corner.

LynnnCHI:
Well she should curtail her jealousy,it's sickening[b].I have had a deadly share of people who are jealous and up till now I'm fighting the repercussions of it.I[/b] don't have pity for them.For say she dey my side na knock I for land for her head.

Reasons why I rarely have female as friends.Cant remember last time I got jealous of anyone or envy anyone.Naa!not me.its better I live in a dog post than share a duplex with a jealous woman.

Hmm
Was acid poured on you?

LynnnCHI:
She is jealous.Dont like jealousy.

We all have a trait of jealousy in us, others can control theirs while some can't.

But what she said is not enough reason to call her jealous thou and seriously does words were too harsh

LynnnCHI:
Something expensive?!
I'm sure the price tag on her panties alone ,hugging her bum can give you a good face lift in a year!

Ufodu umu nwanyi n'anya ufu.

Person no fit follow una play again

Welcome Lil cutie
Congratulations Sir and Ma

Hmm
Na so we don tire for this fake campaign promise abeg.

Ogbeni face front

10 years of relationship
Congratulations

Lol
When nairaland women gather for your matter, Omo na back to back talk o

vizkiz:
Man of God

No be only Man of God add Alpha join

Albert0011:
Still enjoying my airtel nite plan...25 naira for 500/mb.

What's the code pls

vizkiz:
Everyone is an actor/actress nowadays. Even when we haven't seen them in any movie.



That is not true. I am not an expert in the sexual institution but I always make women reach orgasm.

Sex ain't just about piercing through a woman's pussý.

You need to work on your _Foreplay abilities...Once you bring your A game to it, a woman will CUM multiple times with her body vibrating like generator even before you start "going harder"

If you have never made a woman _squit before, you seriously need to work on being a REAL MAN

Hmm
What shoulda call you na

Wetin i wan come use this kind news do for this early mor mor

Samz
You and this your black spaghetti again

CanineOfJackal:
Tell us now because by Dec 5th, mummy will be putting more pressure on you that she wants to carry her grand child

My mama ain't like that.
She wee wait until i am ready.

My exercise App i installed in my phone was a waste (deleted already)
Thou i did some sit up, push up, squat ,I had to stop cause no motivation..

datascience:
Meat pies....

Na wa o

CanineOfJackal:
A clean shaven guy might be on gay probation. #Lol.

who do you like then let's find your hubby on OLX and Julia before December 5th

Is a lie joor
Don't worry, you won't find him there.

tunary:
una no get work o

Lol
See wetin Buhari turn us to
Ehn baba you get work for us

CanineOfJackal:
Hello wife, I didn't see d akant. I don't have hairs on my body but I love my goatee

Thank God i no send akant.. I no like goatee either

Warri and bad mouth na like 5 and 6

Bawizzo:
While cossy is twerking on d oda thread

And Ini is snapping pic around in the next thread.

Babe is already securing the future.
Nice one ma'am Gene

luminouz:
He is just very hairy...
Many girls like it like that...

But don't worry...I'm not like him babe

You're right.

I hear

luminouz:
So a man can't be hairy in peace

Not that kind of hair na..
You no see the way he be like lice (abeg don't drag me back to this thread, lemme face my front in peace )

The baby is gonna be so big ehn

Lhimeet:
Be nice at least..

The ant only came for meeting

They berra depart and leave him alone.
That shiit is disgusting ( abeg i don face my front o)

vivaciousvivi:
Haba! Sister abeg stop that talk.
Reinstall it.
Depending on your interests and the kinds of people you follow, you will never have a dull moment there.
I follow Politics, Entertainment.
I love the fact that you can see what's topics that are trending each day/ hour etc and choose which topic to follow.
Strangely enough, twitter interaction even with total strangers are far more mature and intellectual than NL.
And you actually LEARN stuff - I started following this Science geek in New Zealand and his daily topics are awesome.
Open your mind a bit more and give it a go.

Alright.
I'll do something about it. Thanks