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Oblitz:
For three years now I've not hit the gym, but I'm still looking it

Wait o
Na ant they hold festival of nine lessons and Carol for your chest so abi na wetin i dey see.

Hell!

vivaciousvivi:
TED (for the life of me, I have no idea why I even downloaded it), 2Accounts, Tinder, Snapchat and Offline Dictionary


How can Twitter be idle?
That is THE app girlfriend.
I am an unashamed Twitter addict

It's not even idle, I deleted it completely from my phone.
I can't deal abeg.. I have deleted, downloaded and keep going in circles until i deleted finally.same as my instagram.

What's so unique about it?
(might consider having it back)

Facebook
Instagram
Twitter

LuciferKristi:
Why is he smiling?

Is he aware Buhari is now President?

I give him three weeks, he'll be begging to go back to jail.

Lol
Make pesin no smile again cause he regain him freedom

Remind me to share mine later n

MajorJeffery:
I will not yield to this temptation of saying she actually looks like a cheap bingo, I won't yield to it. Satan get behind me.

You have already

This one escape from Yabaleft o

MRSoftapples:
yes na me,, you still has not paid your dues..

Abeg face front
You're not a good manager

MRSoftapples:
I can tell what you do for a living just by reading this your comment..
More grease to your *******

Thank you o
Oga manager... Shebi na you dey help me manage the business

She looks like someone who can sleep with a nigga on a first date though
When she see money spread for bed (it's all yours baby) na she go last last rush the guy

Lalas247:
And he didn’t marry her o...
Smy....
Instead of her to focus on her failing career she is washing the bathroom he will use to bang another ... so sad !

Some times it's really not about if she's married to the guy, but her personality and how neat or clean she is.
So because nigga isn't married to you yet, you'll turn your face from these things. Remember, that's same bathroom you'll use when you pay him a visit.
Let him bang another there when you ain't around, but to you seeing it clean is all that matters cause you're neat.

CanineOfJackal:
Yes. im not ready to bring forth kids that I can't take care off.


Now send me your dad account details lemme do bride price transfer so that I can send my sperm through test tube for IVF.

Lol
All this internet transfer is not reliable
Just comma do it well

Lol
Oya gather here if you know and you're sure you have these above features listed.

Y'all welcome to AWMNC
Association of wife material, nairaland chapter

castrate that bastard o
God this is heartbreaking and pathetic

dingbang:

Wetin happen

CanineOfJackal:
I'm ready to do so my queen #lol. Can you give me triplets @ a go because thats my dream kids

3 @ a go and wee done with kids abi

Alexgeneration:
You have to be very strong Bro



I hope you reported that sexual predator to the appropriate authorities. Please go for a test and contact your lawyers.



I can feel your pain.



Be strong.

Strong for what
Abi feel which pain

This table y'all are shaking ehn

Nobodys:
Some even stay there the whole day , crying and shouting , baby nor gree come out....

One of the ladies I asked said she stayed a whole day, and her baby was dying.... When she finally pushed the baby, she passed out, baby passed out....they had to use oxygen whatever to revive the baby....

Anybody that quote Genesis here will receive slap from me.....

That quoting of Genesis gat me laughing
Abeg it's not worth it, not like one will never give birth again or people will see you as an outcast if she decides to opt for it.

There was a time my roommate was praying against it for her sister who was pregnant, the naive me then prayed along with her not until i decided to read more about it and found out it was even more safer than natural (at least after hours of labour stress)

CanineOfJackal:
Get a bf first then turn him to a husband then have sex with him then make sure he has healthy sperm to make you pregnant then you can decide the best method for delivery.


Instead of those stress why don't we just have sex and go enjoy ourselves

Are you ready to father a child now, not just one but two (ibeji)
Cause your sperm should be healthy for that

Adayoung:
As in ehn....
When I tried talking to my doc about pain management, he said I was going against God's plan.
I'm like which plan, which plan
He's reply: God said the woman will suffer when bringing forth a child
In my mind : Wtf

Small menstruation pain that last for only 5 days, we'll be so aggressive like a mother cock fighting you when trying to catch her chic.
Not to talk of labour . Manner no dey fall from heaven o, na person God dey send dey give you.

For i and my baby to survive is God's plan even if it means through CS.

Adamummya:
was induced and had 8 hours painful labour ..
baby was 3.5kg and I was given a cut that reopened after 3 days ,and they stitched me again afterwards I sat in hot water for 2 weeks for me to be tight again

8 hours for labour
So menstruation pain compare to labour pain is like a little icing on a cake
Abeg i no want o

Weldone Ma'am .

Adamummya:
I preferred normal delivery but when I had my daughter, I changed my mind

Why ma'am?
Pls tell me, so i can have concrete reason to go for it

peacengine:
CS is about 4* more expensive than normal birth, wicked women, all u know is to waste ur husband's money

So because it's expensive. when it's life threatening to both mother and baby they shouldn't opt for it

For people like us that can't withstand pain, ehn he go hard it (but i wonder why people pray against it like "it's a bad thing)

broflovski:
Take a step towards God, and He will take two steps towards you.

Taking that one step is like eternity.
I really don't like it but anytime i sit down, I still pray for grace.
It's the 8th month and i can shamefully say, I have attended church just 3 or 4 times.
It saddens my heart.

Earthbound:
No need to. Lots of sensible women can't relate. You don't need a gypsy to tell you that the girl in question is revelling in her youthfulness and doesn't want to grow up.

Youthful exuberance

Hmmmm

How i have slowly drifted away from God.
It's so painful that i no longer feel guilty about it thou i really want to but thinking about few things, I'll just drop my bag and am off to bed.

Nobody talks to me that i listen, I rather lie now to avoid scolding from them.
The least my mum can say " Heaven way you dey hear so, na personal race and she'll leave
It makes me angry, cause i can't help myself. I seriously don't know how i turned into this.


I am nothing, I mean absolutely nothing without my Eledumare

I can't relate.
I really need to move to another planet.

Nice one Debbie.
All the best as you move on to the next level of life.

WisdomHunter:
The wife too be like physical challenged

happy married life

Try get sense. I use God name beg you

So painful
Same way i took pictures when i was about baptizing ,never knew what was coming my way but God in his infinite mercy kept me.

Rest on guys.
May God grant your love ones the fortitude to bear this lost..

lonelydora:
CeeC won't be seen associating with failures.

CeeC and Leo will make waves more than these failures

Why call them failures now
Never say never..Life is a twist !