₦airaland Forum

spiritedtete:
I like your prayer ....

But aim even higher.... stop thinking millions... think billions...

The more you think about millions the more you struggle to get it...
But the more you think about billions and aiming to achieve that you make more millions.

Thank me later.

You've spoken like the true son of your father

Madam ke

Iranu
Werey omo lo ni ye o

Lol

No over hype yourself
Na gateman dey say make you come be

You can't buy love but only pretence

nicholartsdesign:
dont u recognize sarcasm?

No sir
Can you teech me?

Fatalist

Nice

kingreign:
Cooking is not your calling. Na Ofe mmanu you prepare after you brought it from fire, you sprinkled dried thyme all over it

Lol
Wetin concern you na.. So thyme cannot pose for the camera again since the fish decided to hide

Nothing is kept sacred again.
Everyone is now rushing to the media, instead of having a conversation and finding a solution without the world knowing.


I mizzed my flight abeg

I'm still looking for the girlfriend's encouragement o

Kenya people
Na only them... If you know you know

mikhe2:
He should sign the bill very fast ... I can't wait for people like me to vote him out next year.

And vote people like who in?

Pls this should not repeat itself o.
He was drunk and you went ahead and fought him with his rifle (Thank God say villa people no put join)

jacyhelen:
when we say Nigeria is a zoo,una dey get angry....Is Nigeria not a zoo??
Which countrys extorts money and kill citizens they are meant to protect.....Nigeria is a zoo,Take it or leave it.

I take it o

Pink
Aunty Pink

I tire for this country o

NwaAmaikpe:




So you are indirectly implying that when a woman says "no" when you are trying to debbé she actually means yes?
Or when she says she is done with you, you should keep holding on because she doesn't mean it?

That's fvcked up man.
People like this OP are the ones that encourage Nigerian girls to act confused and are the same ones that girls turn around like okoso.

Which one is secret language? Are they fairies?
Only footmat fvckboys have this mentality.

O boy, life is easy.
Don't allow a girl to drink garri in top of your punk.
Let her talk her mind.
If she is game, a nyüö.
If she isn't game, I-kó her way.

I don't understand any stupid secret language, all I understand in a woman is body language.
Once a girl visits, she didn't just come to watch telemundo because the reason a balloon plays around a pin is to be pierced.

Life is easy.

Lol
So a girl cannot watch telemundo in peace again

Which change are you even expecting
I'll take it but still tell you.

500 will do
I'll save the remaining 500

YoungFr:
You're right, anyway I would have done the same cos this is the beginning of her success

I like that.. Kudos

Alwaysking:
Damn! that's why it's good to mind your business.

He was in is Oga's shop

2buffagain:
Why slap in the first place only to beg?
Are you controlled by the shit in your anus?

Lol
Maybe the unseen forces of her village people caused it..but obviously she went too far.
Well, i must applaud him, that's the maximum level of patience and tolerance he go to..


The day i tried it with my bro, if not that my mum came back on time, I would have ended up in the hospital, talk more of a stranger..
I rather let it be or ignore than to insult not to talk of slapping (that one pass me)

She didn't beg him
Omo if na me, na to dey roll for ground dey cry and beg o..


I hope the guy doesn't have anything cooking for her..she went to far

Alejandro2040:
LMAO, i swr lyk sey na curse.

It's just default setting..
Before i and my bro would tell my mum no rice this Sunday abeg ,rice is already prepared, if you like no eat. Sometime i have to cry for noodles just to escape rice (but still take it as dinner)
It's annoying o

YoungFr:

If only you find out that I saw the money

You can't always run but can't hide..
Hey, jokes apart honesty still pays.

Shebi you read "The fruit of honesty " back in those days

NwaAmaikpe:




The world needs more of this.
I am so moved, may God bless him immensely.

As a service to humanity.
I NwaAmaikpe hereby volunteers to donate my sperm to any female or family in need of a hybrid donor for free.

Just contact me,
I promise not to let you down.

You
You're already giving us headache, adding your offspring would cause hypertension

YoungFr:
She deserves it cos if I'm the one just forget about the money

Ole!
And if am the owner of the money and i catch you, i won't spare you

Eating rice every Sunday (that one na family ritual)

24hoursreporter:
LOL, but it is true now. It has become a tradition that most Nigerians on their Generator by 7pm

And put it off by 10pm

They had to free him with pepper spray