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Xinzu:
Patience that will lead to death, abi?

Izuogu1:
wtf! Beans combined with egg on a Sunday evening?

Sanchase:
Now that you said it, what are you doing to achieve that ? Or is it another standing ovation speech?

cheddahboy:
Happy birthday to me

CaptJeffry:
Oh yes dear, I'm alright. Just having a good rest and trust Nairaland to help me have the rest.

CaptJeffry:
"Even when I am sceptical to buy the property, he would tell me that he would buy it but I would refund his money and that is what he would do"

What a great friend. I once had this kind of friend but I lost him in a road accident.

TourismMan:
Which area is that please?

soberdrunk:
Pray to whatever higher Power you believe in that you don't get to a point in your life where you sleep not because you are tired but because you want to escape the pressure and unfriendly reality you are dealing with, that my friend is what i call the 'sleep of death', where the unconscious state becomes a happy place..........

TheUbermensch:
Word, OP.

There's also another scam I've been told about and also experienced.

It works best when you're wearing a sandal. A young guy would approach you to tell you you aren't putting on the Sandals well. He'd further say that the way you are wearing it may spoil it. Now when this was happening to me I didn't dismiss the nigga immediately. Indeed I was experiencing a certain pain in my foot from the Sandals. "Maybe I wasn't wearing it well I thought".

The best thing to do in this situation is to dismiss them. Be very harsh. Raise an alarm if possible.

But if you don't they'd keep on commenting on your Sandals. The guy would later say he makes sandals and he can help you readjust it so it won't spoil. At this point you should really really tell him off.

But if you don't, and you shrug and let him come to adjust your Sandals, he'd ask you to see him. Then he'd be readjusting your foot sort of. At this point all your concentration is on your foot and what exactly the guy would do.

Alas! What's really happening is as you bend, he's dipping his hands into your pocket and you'd be in a position where you won't feel it. Maybe they use Jarz I don't know.

When it was happening to me I let the nigga have a go at my foot. I wanted to see how exactly it worked. He kept on readjusting my foot and telling me to bend down, but my eyes were on my trouser pockets.

[b]He was lucky he got away with a knock from me. [/b]Had I seen the policeman at the bend of the street I'd have handed him over.

Bottom line: Y'all have to be wise in the street of Lagos.

safarigirl:
The opening of the doors is fine, my own is that why do men think they have exclusive right to the edge of the seat?

When you want to enter a car, they would want to seat by the window and push you inside

XingXhang:
Scare indeed.

delzbaba:
Beggars make between 10 to 15 thousand naira everyday,thats a total of 300k per month..believe it or not.

N0favors:
You must be very slow to not understand what's going on in that picture. Smh

IamAirforce1:
See dis small girl o

Believe everything I put out here at your own risk.

I'm a graduate with a difference, Recognise!

IamAirforce1:
I'm done with studies

I no be your mate

IamAirforce1:
Thunder fire mathematics

Loneley:
Her name sounds South African.

To be fair, considering it's probably a few rounds, 6k Rand is a decent amount of money.

samyfreshsmooth:
thank you so much.....................i'm honored



would you be my apprentice?.........................i will show and teach you the true way to cum

samyfreshsmooth:
the only time ladies know a guy is about to cum is when they're paying attention to you facial expression cos they are not feeling or enjoying the sex


if you fûcking a lady real good, you can do anything to her and she wouldn't even notice talk more or less of noticing when you as the guy are about to cum



you prolly wasnt doing the job well thats why she remained conscious and cautious (and probably was thinking: "make this idiot with small penïs do cum na make i comot for here) enough to notice you about to release your jizz!!