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DrGeoAngel:
Mine is 19 and I'm around 30. She was a bit worse than what OP was describing, but I held her down with consistent teaching of God's word and prayer and my no "No-nonsense" attitude.

God changed her. Now she is born again, speak in tongues and she is now a soul winner.

Really?
Fire brand

Kfed4ril:
Thank you God bless you

Lol
Why?

Start looking for another job while you carry out your act

okoroemeka:
you are mistaken,many men especially married men just want want empty sex with no strings attached,just to plug in and offload konji[b].to me if you enter university my hand no dey again.

[/b]
Lol
But university girls can still keep a relationship
Las las it all boils down to choice....

Offpoint1:
OK ma, I've had a change of mind. I ain't selling no more

Great!
Thumbs up

Offpoint1:
Na by force? Is it your kidney?



Didn't, I quit church until further notice.

You ain't selling and that's final


Oohh

Offpoint1:

Good morning and happy Sunday.

I wee think about it, my options are open

Good morning and happy Sunday to you too


You ain't thinking nothing... Your options aren't open
Hope you went to church?

Ginomel:
Are you this humble? Very admirable.

Humble ;DI won't say...
I'm just one who takes corrections when it's said nicely..

Offpoint1:
Lol, let me pretend you got it from the comments
it's not our fault, cucumber used to be just an innocent veggie until... You get the point now

I'll buy 20, it'll buy me enough time to finish the money

Please don't sell o.. Never sell

pansophist:
Well not married, but dating a feminist. They are the best kind of women to be with, that if she is truly a feminist. Not the hypocritical ones we all dislike. My ex, for example, does take me out and pay for herself, or for us sometimes. She recognized my struggle as a man and doesn't even believe in nonsense such as patriarchy, because she is aware of and acknowledges her female privilege.

We dated when I was in uni, and of course, broke like hell. She made my life far easier in school, as she will bring all kinds of food stuff from her mother and grandmother and land at my place. She is a good person, feminism or not. Also, many of these so-called feminists are just fronting, they usually melt when real men show up, especially when they won't tolerate that toxic feminism.

She does domestic stuff since it's one of the ways she can show that you love and cares for me. I will probably call her the type of feminist that was preached in the 90s, the older, matured, and humane version, not the idiots that populate feminism now. She even hates what feminist has become these days and will rather call herself an egaliterian. If you meet this kind of woman, then go ahead and marry her.

So why is she an Ex and not your wife?

People that cook indomie without filtering the first water though

Offpoint1:
Loool, I knew were as guilty as Pablo Escobar


After sell the originals, I'll buy fake ones from Alaba international market or from Oshodi under bridge I can get the one of N2500 there

Lol.....
I got to know it from going through the thread....so that's what y'all think @ the mention of cucumber by a girl?


That one of 2.5k will not last you up to 1 hour o
Please please let's not go there.

Error401:
cucumber is nice

Honestly i don't like it...
I once saw someone eating cucumber with groundnut and just staring at him almost made me knock is head
I substitute watermelon for it...

Offpoint1:
you're too innocent, I don't want to corrupt you... God will be mad at me ☺


Amin to that, if yours shows before mine... Remember me, my account number is very simple ☺


If you know where I can sell mine, I'm willing to sell the both

Hahahahaha...
Lemme assume i know what we both are dragging about

Noted!

Lol.. Damn dude
Don't be greedy
How will you then spend the money after selling both your kidneys
Abeg o

Offpoint1:
Don't push it dear, but I got the feelings you already know ☺

I'm not fine jare � too many debit alerts

Any news that's money related ☺

I swear, i don't please

Lol.... debit alerts
Don't worry more credit before the month runs out...

Hmmm....
The last news i heard that was money related was selling of kidney o (just kidding)

Nice one
It's all a phase of life...
[/b]This too shall pass[b]
Be it good or bad

Offpoint1:
You wouldn't want to know why I'm laughing, I just need to purge my mind and wild imaginations

How's life sha... Any good news for me? ☺

I want to know

Life is great and you?
And what kind of news would be good?

TheOmoney:
When has cucumber become a fruit?
God Abeg ooh!
It's a vegetable biko.....no go call Okra fruit oh

Alright sir... Thanks for correcting me

Uptheante:
As if u don't use cucumber for ur pussy

Never have, never will

ProfessorAlex:
Cucumber isn't a fruit. It's a vegetable.

Alright Prof... Got that

Offpoint1:

Long time Divay, hope you remember me?

Why are you laughing?
Sure...i do

realunclej:
cucumber is a vegetable and not fruit

Alright... Thanks for the correction

Omoslim26:
Are you sure that you don't like cucumbers

Never

DenreleDave:
It is either

1. You have PTSD seeing anything like dick

Or

2. As na hin u dey use service ursef...


So na fear dey fear u make u no go chop wetin another girl don use service herself

Lol

Othority:
E fit be say na knack he wan go use ham knack

Lol
Exactly... Nigga be like who dey under pressure

Who knows if this one borrowing the money will give his girlfriend 5k from the money

Mariangeles:
The materials she bought could be the aso ebi that most of the guests would be wearing.
Find out before concluding that she might have an ulterior motive.
It could be that she's just being generous.
Men though.

The relationship is still early na..
Just 3 months
Op go las las do husband duty for there

SenatePresdo:
Most girls I've recently met with always tell me how they wouldn't have the strength to fight off my imaginary girlfriends they make up in their head.

They think I'm not serious with them, even when I do really have strong attraction for them and they feel the same way in return.

Many girls these days fears breakfast more than Sapa.

It gets worse if you are standing around 6 ft 4 in height. And the worst part is that I'm used to being idolised by my early years girlfriends, so for me to start ass licking the bitch next door isn't my thing.

I hope to find a pretty confident girl soon.

But for me to be a simp in order to impress you and make you believe I'm for real? You've entered one chance, and I wish I can stop

Praise singer

So what's stopping her from doing the filling station work
Even if the pay is not much, at least it can cover for her little needs for the month while you assist with the others...

And for her mom, she wouldn't mind placing her daughter in the hands of another guy that has more money than you...

Qpid5:
The girl bleeped up big time but same with the guy too. Why did he have to take the girl to such a restaurant, i mean is there no any other cheaper restaurant? Or he should ve just order for her instead

The guy did nothing wrong...
If he had taken her to a cheaper restaurant like you said, same girl would have questioned him why he brought her there....
It might have also been the guy's favourite spot or the most convenient for the both of them....

This one is mad o
Who told him Nigeria is hereditary