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It's the "woe" for me

Money you defraud from your parents, you rarely use it for something tangible....

The money dey be like wetin curse dey follow..
I still can't account for some of mine till today.. Thou i don't bill like this guy

What are you cleaning for?

Jeon:
Guy just swallow the pill.

Hahahahaha
You no get joy o

Which of the pill abeg?

Offpoint1:
Geez! I need Jesus, my mind read '' It should be be prick " I had to reverse and read it slowly

Lol
You have better start going to church again

Offpoint1:
Now that I've shared with you my secrets, I will love the privilege to listen to yours as some form of reciprocation.

It should be pride...
I just exit the building o

Eagle
I did soar high like an eagle

Offpoint1:
Lightning doesn't strike same place twice, i've learned my lessons and I had an epiphany... "Not all that is standing is erect" there could be a puppeteer BEHIND the SCENES

Hahahahaha

Not all that is standing is erect
Offpoint [b][/b]

Just take a day to reminisce on how you and your wife have been able to cope, love and accommodate each other for this 30 years....
You just can't throw away 30 years just because of a stranger (I don't think you even love that one, might just be lust maybe after doing the do with her then your eyes will open)

How about surprising your wife by taking your vows again...
Just try and rekindle your love life again...
Trying to shift your attention from your wife to this stranger might seems refreshing and all that... But then A man whose house is on fire doesn't go about chasing rat...

Give your marriage a chance...

Offpoint1:
My father's inheritance was the list thing I had planned to sell. My birth right was at stake, I was ready sell Milky-way if need be
If I had married her, she would had vaporized in less than a week because I would had sucked her dried... Would had sucked every of her atom

I'm forever grateful to my guidance Angel for guiding me into her that morning, else I would have been soaked up in regrets till date if the morning revelations was a night VISION

Damn. You're mouth
I'm sure next time you won't be carried away like that again.....

But wetin boobs go do you ehn

Offpoint1:


Let me share if you insist

She was a crush, my kinda spec yeah! I FELL for the physicals (u gerrit )
I'm not an ASS guy, I'm a boob guy...not that kinda voluminous boobs naaaa...I love 'em moderate and POINTING like North Korea Hwasong-14 Missiles aimed right at me while I say my Isha like an Arabian sheikh about to ascend into the be-yonder
She had it at the fullest-erects peak like Mount Everest in the Himalaya range, I was dying to see 'em in their full glory like rose flower in mid-spring. I literally became her slave because she got me trapped in my imaginations. I Imagined a lot of evil I would had done to 'em like a Niger-Deltan Pipeline vandals. The boobs were so tempting I would had sold my father's inheritance if she had requested for it just take a glimpse of it.

To cut the SHORT story LONG, I never knew behind that Type-A firmly pointed boobs lies my grandmother's slippers without the bra
I bumped into her on a fateful Saturday morning around the 6:00 am and saw my Everest gone with lowest of Breast-Esteem ...I was bruised; the love, infatuation and lust I had all vanished like a Boeing 777X contrails on a cold Harmattan morning in the SAHARA.
I hated the deceptions and not her....

Yeah, that's my story

Pardon the typos, I hate proofreading

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahah
Omo, I no know how to describe you sef

I'm here trying to imagine if she had requested for your father's land and you sold and gave her the money or even you've married her

The boob's man

Offpoint1:
Good Lord! How can I hide from you
This little secret of mine you want it to go public

Don't even dream it
I'm waiting o

Offpoint1:
Nothing

What's nothing
Don't be shy just say it

Dshocker:
Cucumbers are vegetable

Alright Sir... Thank you

pocohantas:
Nnem!!! My life savings o.

I believe her roommates have a hand in it sha. I don’t have anyone here to pull such stunt. That is not to say I believe her story.

I believe so too..

pocohantas:
I ran to check mine.

Whether the hole don dey wide pass normal

Hmmm

Sabincoka:
seriously, she is just too engrossed in it. She had jamb exam instead of her to be reading the necessary materials, she was busy reading bible and now result is out she failed woefully

You're so mean

miracle98:
I made What's "supposed" to be popcorn
It's my first attempt though.
You're free to laugh.

You tried.. Looking forward to your second time
Just reduce the groundnut oil next time

I just saw it on YouTube

It's another one

PerfectStranger:
As if is not possible. What your gender cannot do barely exist.

Doesn't make your gender saints

begoniaa:
Joro to joro levels. We always knew.

He say i dey defend my gender... When the story sef no correlate

PumpumPrince:
helo, please can we quuickly talk about blue film or sexxxx please...i have a job intaview tomorow

You're mad o...
You don't know yet

One person using two phones

Donire:
A friend once ask me to crack into a babe he was spending so much on, even getting serious. I swear na sugar daddy the ask her to buy rubber come , say him dey hotel already.
See the girl pleading sugar daddy for 4k, fine girl o.
This guy the plan buy phone of 80k for the banie.
The spend like mad for the banie, banie the buy rubber go meet sugar daddy of 65years for hotel. I want scatter my guy head the man age. I get the man details with age, my guy wan craze.

Good night all
Thanks

It's might not be ordinary...
Voodoo still dey o...

Offpoint1:
Na cruise ship you be

Vawulence is my true calling

Ride on comrade

Offpoint1:
That's the story of my life and how I was born

Maybe if this current one ever make it to detention then vawulence advocate should be your account

Let's give you till the end of this year

Offpoint1:
More like the bad guy is gone, the badder guy is born situation

Was always sharing free browsing hacks, and some other hacks. I was always getting ban either by bots or by mods... But the one that took me to 10 years detention is still surprising to me.

I shared a job Vacancy in my comment on Frontpage, a mod who was having a very bad day because his girlfriend broke his heart decided to press a 10 years detention button without verifying if it was a genuine job or not...

Here I am today, a happy clown and a vawulence advocate

Hahahaha

Owologbo:
It's like you don't have respect for yourself and all the female in your family?
It should end there ok.

Owologbo junction

Mandrake007:
I don’t ask for help and I don’t even know how to ask for help,I prefer being the one giving than saying thanks.

Won't they call you proud?