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Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

pls what's the title of the movie, pls, I want to get it

There are over 200,000 Okada,Keke Marwa& Danfo buses in Lagos They pay a combined average levy of N1500/day which =N109bn/year to some Nigerians who I don't know the name to qualify them with .
That is why these guys are mad on the road. They pay undocumented tax to selected Nigerians who also remit to the private pocket of some constituted authority.
This undocumented levy is more than the revenue generated in all the 35 states of the federation+ the FCT.
Just imagine this funds is documented and diverted to the construction of roads in Lagos.
So next time you see an Okada Rider, Marwa Rider or a Danfo driver this guys pay a minimum of N40,000 as undocumented tax every month extorted by selected Nigerians working for some. Politicians.
The have access to nothing despite paying so much.
Why won't they be mad?

Do you know that part of the N109bn/yr extorted illegally from commuter drivers, is used for funding elections in Lagos and Nigeria at large.

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Adaumunocha:
Your wife needs deliverance. D devil cannot block ur progress if they don't know about it. Talk less for now until she's delivered.

this is the best advise I av seen on this thread. God bless you adaumunocha

polynomial:
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Slayer2:
I can see she is fat.

Well all she has to do right now to get away with this money laundry is for her to start exercising to severely lose weight and then she should cut her hair short and stop wearing glasses.

Gbam.

You won't recognize her again.

bro, I don't even know what to say, you weak me with laughter

Titanik:
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education is good.

Oga, you left me confused if u are either a supplier or a buyer.

its very clear u are an agent.

please rephrase ur post.

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AnonymousIP:
@VIVIANGIST

Soyeslim who dropped this visual on Instagram wrote : "This happened at Ikeja Along bus stop today at about 4pm...He's a beggar who happens to be crippled but is known to take something in exchange from men who give him money....their manhood...He did this to a guy who gave him 1k only for to walk away from him and feel his Manhood disappear...I cudnt video the victim for privacy reasons but here's a video of the begger in question... This is a wake up to all of us...let's be careful about who give alms to...Enjoy "

http://www.viviangist.ng/crippled-beggar-allegedly-causes-manhood-of-man-who-gifted-him-money-to-vanish-video/

henceforth, I will Neva give any beggar money again, except its a little helpless child begging for alms (also depends on some things before even giving to such child) some children too can be used for evil, this life get as e be.

this world is filled with wicked pple

gabazin080:
it happened that I exchanged memory card with my wife. so I saw 2 call recordings between my wife and a guy. the guy was toasting her and she was laughing and telling the guy on phone that she will go and think about his proposal and give him a feedback later.

am confused but have not challenged her yet. am thinking of ending the marriage but my mum died last month and no one to take care of my son.

what can I do pls

my dear brother, don't end the marriage, take her out to a special place she will like, treat her well, also satisfy her at home sexually, after few days, when u are both in a good atmosphere, tell her ur discovery and ask her why she wanted to cheat on u.

Pls we all are not perfect, maybe there is something she likes that u ain't giving her. Communicate with her.

NB: In marriage, the KEY is Communication, the LOCK is Trust.

Kolababe:
Some ladies are not loyal friends. They laugh with you and at the same time plan evil against you at your back. A lady named Sarah Atienohas blasted her best friend, Raychelle Akinyi, after realizing that she has been having sex with her husband. Raychelle has been sending nudes to Sarah’s husband and luring him to sex.

She has no mercy despite being friends for almost two years. Below is how Sarah blasted her best friend, Raychelle, who has been having sex with her husband.


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/lady-exposes-her-best-friend-who-has-been-having-sex-with-her-husband

only weak men cheat on their wife.

am not perfect, but I can't cheat on my girlfriend, let alone cheating on her after marriage.

Cheating is pure wickedness.

PropertiesNaija:
The traditional ruler of Ikateland, Oba Saheed Elegushi , has said that the kingdom is extending its territories to help accommodate the growing population of Lagos residents.

He stated this on Saturday at the ground -breaking of a new city in Lagos known as the Imperial International Business City, a joint venture development between Channeldrill Resources Limited and the Elegushi Royal Family .

Elegushi said the project was conceived after the Lagos State Government gave approval for the expansion of Ikate Kingdom by 200 hectares of land to Lekki Phase 1, through dredging of the lagoon , adding that the proposed city would stretch from the end of Freedom Road to the end of NICON Town. He added, “ The Lagos population is escalating and there is a need to expand the kingdom , that was how the vision of the new city was birthed . We have been on it for some years; it is still like a dream to me ,
because a lot of people didn ’ t believe we could do it . “ Normally when you want to embark on reclamation like this, you do your due diligence and Environmental Impact Assessment , we have contacted the world class Royal Haskoning of the Netherlands and they have given us all the best advise such as dredging 3.5 metres above sea level for us to have a flood -free city .

“ We travel every time and we love good things , so, I thought we should replicate what we see out there here in Lagos ; it is not about the money but about leaving a good legacy for the coming generation and in readiness for the expansion.”

The Managing Director , Channeldrill Resources Limited , Mr. Femi Akioye, said the city had been designed for residents to live and also work , adding that plans had been made to ensure that it remained flood -free for at least 75 years.

Akioye said , “ With this city , we aim to change the meaning of development by bringing in the things we see abroad here in Lagos . Smart, green , safe and sustainable are the elements that will drive the city . “ We are also taking advantage of emerging technology in the city such as main gas generation plant , potable water treatment plant , waste water management plant, local utility network , data centre , among others.”

He stated the city would be utility self -sufficient to ensure perfection in infrastructure efficiency, and would be connected by future high speed water transportation, high speed rail and expressways to other parts of Lagos mainland , island and beyond , with a mix of villas , town houses and medium density apartments as well as a business district. The infrastructure consultants to the project , Mott MacDonald Limited of the United Kingdom , said that the infrastructure design of the city would be based on ensuring that the city was self -sustaining ; smart and eco -friendly with steady flow of traffic; flood- free lifetime of 100 years ; general utility efficiency , and the best technology .

“ The city is being designed to align with the future developmental expansion and population growth of Lagos State for the next 50 years. The dream of making this a reality has been further boosted with the Lagos State Government ’ s 2030 transport vision plans , which will be very useful for IIBC connectivity design, ” leader of the Mott MacDonald team, Stuart Croucher said.

Croucher stated that part of his firm’ s mandate was to ensure that the city was a zero flood zone for the next 100 years, and was already working with Royal HaskoningDHV as the reclamation and marine consultants to the project .

Source:
www.punchng.com/were-expanding-our-kingdom-to-accommodate-lagos-population-elegushi/

www.naijapropertiesonline.com

its very evident that our leaders don't gives bleep about our future. All they are about is their present gains/profit.

These bastards will continue to dredge the sea, knowing fully well that, in future years to come, the water will return to destroy lives, properties of innocent pple, who can't forsee the future.

They are setting a trap for your future.
If you are wise, u beta be proactive, don't retire all ur life and property worth millions there. In future, this water will return, its not a curse, but a Fact.

Quote me wrongly and die

Joeblack01:
Op i honestly don't know what to advise you. Because I don't know half of what you are going through now.

But on a second thought confess your sins and give your life to jesus christ. Allow the holy Spirit to dwell in so that he can vitalise your Body and regenerate your spirit man.
a regenerated man can receive a regenerated health.

Romans 8 : 11

And if the Spirit of Him Who raised up Jesus from the dead dwells in you, [then] He Who raised up Christ Jesus from the dead will also restore to life your mortal (short-lived, perishable) bodies through His Spirit Who dwells in you.

Draw closer to God
He can change your story if only you will allow and have faith in him.

God bless you, this is the best response on this thread. God bless you again

eezeribe:
Bubu... use style and say you are going for medical check up in London....
like using one stone to kill two birds...

I knew it.
I knew that buhari's London trip is long overdue,

him Don cause trouble for Nigeria, now him wan go relax for London.

what kind of president is this?

test

why not?
Is the child not a human being like me?
Love is all that matters jor

I was close to FP on a stupid thread with false news. Na wao

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dis guy, u are so funny, u want to sell eBook to someone who is already an exporter?

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Alcatraz005:
I know I would get insulted and vilified for this post but I don't care! I will start with asking Nigerians, what do we have to lose? We have suffered so much for the past 2 years under Buhari's anti corruption government which is laced with ethnic bigotry, Fulani supremacy and the ascendancy of fundamentalist Islam.

Our igbo brothers have been over punished for making their choice at the polls and our nation is on the brink of collapse. In my personal opinion, if President Buhari is not running for 2019, I would advice that we go for Atiku Abubakar in 2019 to afford the north the opportunity of completing their slot. I work in the legal field and I have seen the mess that the Government has done in prosecuting the looters of our treasury. Not one successful conviction has been recorded! When Goodluck Jonathan was President, corruption was rife but at least Nigerians could feed better. The exchange rate never went beyond 200 and life was generally better. Now with the anti corruption Government, we can barely have 2 square meals in Nigeria. So I ask, what have Nigerians gained from this anti corruption adventure? I know that the general sentiment/view amongst Nigerians is that Alh. Atiku Abubakar is ultra corrupt but I put it to you that he is the only Northerner that can be acceptable to other Nigerians if President Buhari is not running for President in 2019. Atiku is detribalised, exposed, a liberal Muslim, wealthy(poverty alleviation ) and most important of all, we would all be able to enjoy Nigeria's money.

Do not be deceived, none of these elite folks love Nigerians! They are only there to help themselves and their families! So do not be drawn to their internal wars. Baba Obasanjo is reportedly against Atiku's Presidencial bid but he has only one vote. The choice is with the millions of Nigerians who feel the brunt of bad leadership. Do not allow these corrupt politicians to control our thought process. If we all know that they are all corrupt, why don't we vote for the one who would ensure that majority of Nigerians at least have a chance to enjoy our lives? I ask again, what do we have to lose? We are already ensnared in their wicked conspiracies anyways!

Finally, I root for Alh. Atiku Abubakar because the other major choices from the North would not do well for the unity of this country. Nasir El Rufai who is rumored to be gunning for the top post in 2019 is too fundamentalist and sectional in nature and he would be worse that the current government. He is a very brilliant man but he doesn't like Christians. Evidence abound of his actions towards people of other faith throughout his stewardship at the FCT and now Kaduna. A lot of Christians would not want him presiding over the affairs of this very diverse nation. The other candidate is Rabiu who has proven to be pro north in all his dealings. He has made it his mission to bail out hausas involved in ethnic fracas all over Nigeria. One does not need a soothing sayer to see what the country would be like under his Government. Alh. Atiku in my opinion still remains the best choice for President in the event that President Buhari is not running in 2019. If Nigerians are going to continue suffering, let us know what we are suffering for and decide to share in the goodies of our country once and for all! What is the use of an anti corruption crusade when Nigerians are starving and impoverished?

I know I would be insulted for this but this is my humble logomatim.

The suffer too much!
I stand with #Atiku2019

this OP is a certified and sealed fool. Go donate ur brain for medical research pls

pls my phone itel 1516, I don't know how to remove the battery, is the battery non-removable?
experts in the house help me pls, I av checked online, no comments on itel site if the battery is removable or not.

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Ogun state

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Please I just got this now and please forward to your relatives. I got this info from a reliable source here in benin republic

The list of drugs against malaria removed from the market in the European Union.

The underlisted drugs have been proven to be dangerous and are the origin of kidney failure that kills spontaneously.

Listed are designation, form unit and laboratory manufacturer of these drugs.

1. Alaxin 60mg tablet (dihydroartémisinine) B / 8 gvs labs

2. Alaxin oral suspension (dihydroartémisinine) FL / 80ml gvs labs

3. Amodiaquine 200mg compressed B / 1000 cipla

4. Amodiaquine 200mg compressed B / 1000 mannesh

5. Arinate 100mg tablet (artésunate) B / 6 dafra Pharma

6. Arinate 50 mg tablet (artésunate) B / 6 dafra Pharma

7. Arsumax 50 mg tablet (artésunate) B / 12 Sanofi - Aventis

8. Artemax 60 mg tablet (dihydroartémisinine) B / 8 g.a Pharmaceuticals

9. Artémédine 40 mg capsule (artemether) B / 12 kunmung

10. Artémédine 50 mg tablet (artemether) B / 12 kunmung

11. Artenam 50 mg tablet (artemether) B / 14 qualifar

12. Artenam 60 mg tablet (artemether) B / 8 qualifar

13. Artésiane 300 mg child powder oral suspension (artemether) FL / 38g dafra Pharma

14. Artésunate 100mg compressed B / 120 dafra Pharma

15. Artésunate 50 mg tablet B / 120 dafra Pharma

16. Artexin 60 mg tablet (dihydroartémisinine) B / 8 bdh industries

17. Camoquin 200mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 9 Pfizer

18. Camoquin 200mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 25 blisters / 3 Pfizer

19. Camoquin 200mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 55 blisters / 9 Pfizer

20. Camoquin 200mg tablet (amodiquine) B / 24 Pfizer

21. Camoquin 600 mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 3 Pfizer

22. Camoquin oral suspension 50mg / 5ml (amodiaquine) FL / 60ml Pfizer

23. Cotecxin oral suspension (dihydroartémisinine) FL / 80ml cotec

24. Cotecxin 60 mg tablet (dihydroartémisinine) B / 8 cotec

25. Daraprim tablet (pyriméthamine) B / 30 GlaxoSmithKline

26. Falcinil 50mg tablet (artésunate) B / 12 cipla

27. Flavoquine oral suspension 50mg / 5ml (amodiaquine) FL / 90ml Sanofi-Aventis

28. Flavoquine 200mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 16 Sanofi-Aventis

29. Flavoquine 200mg tablet (amodiaquine) B / 240 Sanofi-Aventis

30. Gunate strong tablet (artésunate) B / 6 gvs labs

31. Tvitter powder oral suspension (artemether) FL / 100ml gvs labs

32. Halfan 250mg tablet (halofantrine) B / 6 GlaxoSmithKline

33. Halfan 250mg tablet (halofantrine) B / 120 GlaxoSmithKline

34. Halfan oral suspension 5mg / 5ml (halofantrine) FL / 45ml GlaxoSmithKline

35. Malartin 200mg tablet (artésunate) B / 6 Tri-health

36. Malartin 50 mg tablet (artésunate) B / 12 Tri-health

37. mmh-malarex 450 mg capsule (peschiara fuchsiaefolia) B / 20 ropack

38. Paludrine 100mg tablet (proguanil) B / 56 Astra Zeneca

39. Plasmotrim 200mg tablet (artésunate) B / 25 blisters / 6 mepha

40. Plasmotrim 200mg tablet (artésunate) B / 6 mepha

41. Plasmotrim 50 mg lactab (artésunate) B / 12 mepha

42. Plasmotrim 50 mg lactab (artésunate) B / 25 blisters / 6 mepha.

You can save your life and that of others by not stocking any drug that contains any of these substances:

Plasmotrin
Artequin
Co-arinate
Arco
Artedar
Artecon
Dialquin.

Please send also to those around you, it can save lives.

jideofor11:
Can teach you how to set up 1 and even how to get a virtual card you can verify with paypal for as low as #2k ...... number in signature

the ebook is #2k, right?

please can anyone assist me with setting up a verified paypal account. am in lagos. pls if you are genuine and good at it, let me know please

emmabest2000:
God is our only Hope ..

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PointZerom:
He should be arrested, if Dasuki should be arrested for sharing his loot with politicians, Buhari should also be arrested for sharing his own loot with the poor.

if u investigate am well. the acclaimed poor people might be his brother and sisters, cousins and close relatives. man of integrity my foot

PointZerom:
The point here is that stolen money was given to Buhari and he did not only accept it, he also used the money.

If a gift is given to you and you accept it, what and how you used the gift doesn't matter again to the giver of the gift.

If the EFCC should arrest Buhari for accepting this stolen money, his explanation that he distributed the stolen money to beggars cannot be substantiated. It is a financial crime to accept a stolen money in the first place and given out such money to people for whatsoever reason and condition makes you a culprit not a kind citizen.

People should not celebrate Buhari here if actually he received a bag filled with stolen money and distributed same to beggars, people should rather condemn him for not blowing the whistle or returning the stolen money.

For the fact that Anini the notorious criminal distributed stolen money to beggars, does not make him(Anini)a saint.

Muhammadu buhari, the acclaimed man of integrity has just been mistakenly exposed. where is EFCC?

lalasticlala:
Source: http://tribuneonlineng.com/ibb-sent-bag-money-buhari-·president-distributed-poor-biographer/

another lie.

buhari is never a man of integrity, stop these lies I beg

Mujaheeeden:
who is the minister of Finance?

I can see brain failure

thunder fire your destiny and ur generation!

to reset your brain properly, kindly check this link below:
http://www.nigerianbiography.com/2015/10/biography-of-kemi-adeosun.html?m=1

I repeat it, kemi adeosun is from Ogun state, not from osun as you claimed.

am sure u are a fulani from Katsina, thats why u reason from ur Anus, just like buhari.