because ladies have pussy which is useful during work break 12pm, men don't have it

Just few chats, all within 48 hours, she is demanding airtime from the guy. This is so common on Facebook According to my friend who sent me this

benikad:
Hello guys I got an MSc. scholarship to study in Europe, the first university of study is in Italy, and the second will be any of the partnering countries either in Canada, Poland, Sweden, Portugal, etc.

Please I need help with the flight ticket. Any amount you can help with, I will be so grateful. God bless you

3083014058
First Bank

Many thanks

After you beg for flight ticket, on arrival, we should also prepare for your school fees, feeding and Tfare money over there

Right?

Mtcheeeeeew
Nonsense

duality:
Hope the north is not rallying for Atiku. that's what it looks like

there was a protest in Kano last week, Hausa boys announced all over Yankura area of Kano, that anybody that votes Tinubu will be killed

I pity tinubu Sha, and I still don't pity him

What if their men mostly have small penis there ?

She must have Sense
She must have Sense
She must have Sense

Jennyclay:
Good afternoon nairalanders and Happy new year to everyone. I promise to be brief.

My fiance and I hv been dating for 2 years. He's doing well for himself, he's humble, he's quick to apologize even when you're at fault. He calls his mom and siblings regularly, but he don't talk to his Dad. If I ask, he would say forget about him

My fiance has been keeping malice with his father for 3 years now. I don't know what transpired between them because he would never tell me. He act like his father doesn't exist.

His mom and I do talk on phone once in a while. Yesterday I called her to wish her happy new year, we spoke well and she prayed for me. Abt 10 mins later she called back, but this time she was crying, She explained how his son has not been talking to his Father, she said this year 2022 would make it 3 years, she said they have called elders and pastors to talk to him but all to no avail. She said It would be her greatest joy if I also help her talk to him since he loves me so much. We were on the phone for over 45min.

Nairalanders, he's coming to seek my hand in marriage by March but I'm scared and here are my reasons. 1) His he pretending to be nice to me 2) what if we have little misunderstanding when we get married will he forgive me or keep malice with me for years

I was so angry at him, I told him that I'm giving him now till month end to reconcile every conflict or dispute he has with his father else I'm calling our relationship a quit, because this character seems to be a redflag to me. He started begging me, he said I don't understand yet he's not telling me anything.

I'm really confused. Please help a sister.

fake story

This user has multiple accounts, both male and female

FERNANDEZISBACK:
He is only clowning around due to the gift..
Looking at human psychology people say things to make you feel great....

You are more likely to be praised when you offer someone a gift so don't be decieved by mere words..

He is speaking from a traditional and moral angle which anyone can say..don't take his words..
Be yourself and do what you want cos only you know what you want for yourself..

God bless you with more wisdom my brother

I like reading comments from intelligent people like you. You penned my thoughts precisely

betcliq:
Today one Elderly Man that's in late 80s came to my shop in the morning to patronize me . He was happy with me he bought a bottle of Hot drink and I offered a small bottle of dry Gin in appreciation and a New year gift.
He uttered some words of prayer for me , lastly he told me I'll be great in my business that I will grow in heights . He advised me to be very careful in choosing a girl to marry that I shouldn't pregnant a girl before going to see the parents and pay for bride price that I shouldn't even have sex with her , that a woman I marry will determine if I'll be more successful or encounter challenges in Life . I just dey reason the talk since morning.

This is spiritual I'm From Igbo and I strongly believe in Tradition this got to do with tradition think deep.

What do you guys think about it

Lol

Mtcheeeeeew

Swerve go one corner abeg

bigpicture001:
...My friend whose dad passed on two months ago and who was so sure he will henceforth become a big boy got the shock of his life when his dad's will was read to them by his father's lawyer...

In the will his dad gave him Nothing which was unusual especially being the eldest son and coming from the Igbo tribe.. his father owns two filling station, a big and very busy half-warehouse store where he sells dangote cement wholesale, three commercial houses , a sign supermarket,3 pieces of land also one SUV and two small cars.

We suspect, it may be connected to his visibly wayward lifestyle, he has twice been sent packing from two different private University in the south east over tuancy and suspected cultism....more shocking is the late father handing over the day to day running of the firm to his oldest daughter "not his wife"

The said girl is just 24 years old but graduated as second best in the dept of economic then..his father even helped her secure a lecturing job 5months before his demise..he stated that his wife will only be an important signitory for transaction worth a million and above.

He added a clause that his son can join the management of the firms and estate only when he graduates from any University with at least a pass and record less than 7police cases before he turns 28..

Even at that he can eventually take over the firm after joining management for minimum 4years...

Abeg oo. is this. Dead man not wicked... Allowing a girl lead the house when her mum is still alive.. although she is older than the guy.. sh is the first child

Op, you are asking if the dead man is not wicked

You asked that question because you are very very very stupi*d, you don't have sense just like your friend, whom his father taught a good lesson.

Thank you

Jennyclay:
RAPIST!!.. .. Get out of my mention.

olosho feminist

Bitch

Jennyclay:
Your wife did the right thing by moving to her parent's house.

You hit your wife so hard that she was bleeding from her mouth (only God knows how many times you hit her be4 blood gushed out), you saw her bleeding mouth, and you raped her. Sir you're a professional in raping.

She also did a good thing by not releasing your daughter to you. Because you might rape the little girl too. We have read many cases here on nairaland how Men rape their daughters and it all started like this.

You want her parents to welcome you with beer and asun for beating & raping their daughter?? oga you're on your own oo.

maybe I should hit you also, and bleed in your mouth

Rubbish talk

Noah9:
I want to thank everyone for their advice and I really appreciate everyone involvement about the thread I created 2week ago. Here is the link.
https://www.nairaland.com/6933724/regretted-actions-please-me

Great people of this forum, honestly things have never been better ever since that incident and I wish our minds are like show glass so that y'all would see how sorry I am inside of me. I messed up and I'm really sorry.

5 days after I created that post above, My wife traveled with my daughter to her parents house to stay without telling me. Since that incident my wife haven't said a word to me, Not a single word. Sometimes I wonder if she's the same woman I married. I'm frustrated, incoherent and I'm losing my mind.

I've been good to her, I provide 85% for my family while she bring just 15% yet I don't complain, I'm romantic and good looking, since we married I don't keep female friends not to talk of cheating. Yet She denied me sex over 2 months without any reasons, that was why I acted that way and I'm so sorry.

On Tuesday here, My friend and I traveled to her parents house, they did not even welcome us well, I don't know what she must have told her parents but I explained myself, knelt down and asked for forgiveness.

She refused to come home with me, her parents were just starring at me like I'm some demon, I requested for my daughter but she refused to release her and I've already paid my daughter's school fees for the term. Her parents said they would register my daughter in a new school, that my wife need some space for now.

Please don't call me a weak man, I'm family oriented, I don't want broken home, if she needed some space that's not a problem, I can give her all the space in the world but let her come home. It's not proper raising a child in a broken home...I'm really losing my mind.

I faced query today at work because I traveled without informing my Boss which I know he won't allow me and I know how much would be deducted from my salary. what I'm going through now I can't wish my enemies and I wish I could turn back the hands of time. I messed up.

Beloveth Pls I need advice.

If all you said here is true, exactly as you explained

Then, don't beat yourself too much. Both of you are at fault. She deprived you of sex for upto a month(as you said) without reason, that's unacceptable. There is a possibility she was cheating (maybe)

Then one day, you raped her. And you have admitted your wrongdoing.

Be a man, inform only one person you can confide in, in your family. Take that person to her family to beg, and if she refuses. Bro, let her Bleep off

Do everything to get your child back (that is if you won't rape your daughter some day lol, sorry am being mean)

My point is, personally I won't allow her take custody of the child (am speaking for myself).

I hope you find a solution bro

Christinaog:

Men are scum

silly brat

Am sure you dad is included

That's makes you a product of a scum

I keep telling people that facial makeup is a scam

Holder dokubo's face is totally different, because of the massive makeup on her face

First fruit is money paid to pastors by gullible and ignorant people who have refused to read their bible

This woman is a very useless and stupid person, no sense at all

Just blabbing rubbish

Stomoney:
Nollywood actresses= Fame + riches
Nollywood actors = Fame only

Baba suwe as case of study - I sat and thought about his life before death despite how hard working he was. He died nothing which gave the vanity crew words

Something is fishing in Nollywood, anyway I wish him quick recovery

the females apply their pussy to do side hustles, that's where the riches come from

What am I even saying self?

Righteousness2:
It is pure Fornication and Immorality.

It is an ungodly lifestyle Innovated and Propagated from the Pit of Hell.

It is a Lifestyle that will Guarantee Destruction in Hell Fire.

Get the Bleep out of here with your spirit of Religion

Na u go first enter hell fire

resultcase:
lalasticlala

Do the needful, please.

na snake swallow the man?
Why calling lalasticlala ?

adaperry25:
I made a transaction of 6370 naira to fund Facebook ad but when i checked my balance..i noticed zenith Bank took an extra 1000. i got furious and sent them a mail and here's the reply.

[/b]When foreign transactions are done, a notification is sent out depicting a sum of the transaction amount and an additional percentage of funds (included in order to cover for any unprecedented rise in exchange rate at the time of settlement) which at that moment, would be on hold.


In addition, when you attempt a foreign transaction using your Zenith bank debit card, 12% of the transaction amount plus the transaction amount goes on hold in your account. The 12% held is meant to leave room for rate change because the rate on the date on the day the Merchant present for debiting is usually slightly higher than the rate on the day of debit.


After settlement has been done, a second notification will be sent out depicting the actual amount that was passed for the referenced transaction after which any difference would be dropped back into the account.


A definite and precise proof of all these will be vivid in your account statement.[b]

someone should please explain this in detail

if u can't comprehend this simple message from your bank, then your innocent parents should get a refund of school fees wasted on you

Tueh....

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

I ended my own previous relationship because she refused to quit Catholic, not her fault, I don't blame her, but we were just spiritually incompatible

Sir, let her go. Get someone who is spiritually compatible with you.

It's an error to have a divided home. You can't be praying to Mary while your wife is praying to JESUS

Go for someone prays to Mary with you, or someone who would accept you like that, irrespective of differences

So many politicians in Nigeria had screamed to us about sueing Sahara Reporters, till date, it's all stories.

There is no smoke without fire. Osinbajo knows something

Oh my GOD

Did I kill it? Am sure u did

But if u find this scorpion next time. DM me. I have buyer for it

Only a fool, will read daily news of insecurity in Nigeria, and still decide to go for NYSC

daddytime:
Oh, okay.

Maybe we'd need to wait for the holy spirit to come and interpret this statement properly to us the carnal minds.

My inference from the above would be " I love Jesus, but he's not my friend, or I love Oyedepo, but he's not my friend".

To understand the English sef na war...

How do you hate what/who you love or love what/who you hate?

U are intelligent
I had exactly same thought

bukhety:
We have land as low as 200000 and as high as 850,000 depending on location. Call us today, we will help u get one based on ur budget

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lambszy:
Good morning guys,

Please, help me to help a friend.

I have tried everything possible within my capacity to help this guy but to no avail.
My friend is 22 and currently in one of the federal polytechnic here in Nigeria. This guy can speak good english well but the problem is he can not read nor write, the only thing he can write down is his name and Reg. No.

Last year, before first semester exam. I noticed that this guy is always avoiding conversation that involves reading or studying. I never saw him read, not even once. We are neighbours and friends.

I just decided to take it upon myself to find out what was wrong as I know, he is a good person but hiding something. So I offered to be helping him with his assignments and handout summary to my amazement the guy find it hard to read what I smartly asked him to. He refused to admit that he can't read, probably he was a shame to admit it, so I let him be.

He, then finally opens up to me about him not been able to read and write. Of course, this was after first semesters exam and I had to perster him before he was able to tell me of his secret. How have you been writing the exam then? I asked, he said "I submit blank paper" when the result came out he had 6 COs (carry overs).

Again, I offered to help. I did all his assignments, encourage him to write something in all his test, He improved on his CA and others except for reading as I told him to at list write some thing down.even if it means coping from someone siting next to him without getting caught, I'm not encouraging exam malpractice but he needed help urgently.

Now here's my major challenge and concern, Since January this year, I have used Queen's Premier, used other English materials, vowel and consonant sound

The only thing he's been able to read are just few two letter words. Thought I was the problem, so I lied to a friend who happens to be a lecturer that the guy needs help, and that he's finding it hard to understand his books. The lecturer agreed to help but later told the guy not to come again as the guy is still not getting any thing.

Please, help.... the guy want to learn but I don't know what exactly could be the problem.

Inputs please, I anticipate your wise advice.
Thanks.

this guy is from the North, no doubt

In northern higher institutions, there are lots of them there, students in 300, 400-500 level, that can't speak English

Funny enough, some can speak and can't read/write.

While some can't speak, but they can read and write

Above all, how we got to share same geographical territory with these people, still beats my imagination

I support Biafra, but I want the government to torture Nnamdi KANU well, so he can also experience what it feels like, when he told IPOB to deal with any Igbo that refuse to support the Biafra cause. What nonsense?

I listened to MNK's audio once and I was shocked how this guy was asking IPOB to shoot and kill any "useless Igbo" that is supporting the Zoo government. Then how is he different from the killer herdsmen killing innocent people?

The guy is the image of a very good movement, but he is a very stupid, foolish and heartless person. He doesn't love his Igbo people

Hello nairalanders,

I won't say it's my friend sister or whatever,it's me. It's my question

For 5years of marriage, it's been conflicting about this church matter.

Where in the Bible did they say it's compulsory for the wife to go to the husband's church? I attended dominion city, and he attends redeem (RCCG), I tried for the first two years to follow him to redeem, but I couldn't feel it, every Sunday it's like going and coming from a wedding not a church, that feeling of feeling the Holy Spirit and being blessed is not there, I don't know who understands this feeling.

I talked to him in d third year he allowed me go back to my dominion city, and in d fourth year he stopped me again, I'm a worker there o, now till the fifth year I'm still forced to attend redeem, I have tried my best to open my heart to the church but no way...

Their ways just tire me at redeem, I miss the love, togetherness, prayers, worship and preaching at dominion city. Please I'm sorry I mentioned the name of churches i know some people love redeem, so I'm sorry.

Now for a month now, I have not gone to any church, and I'm tired of the whole thing, please matured advice needed.


Thanks

"feeling of the Holy Spirit"

I am sure u used the wrong phrase in expressing yourself, but I think I understand you

NB: feeling is a thing of the flesh, u don't feel the Holy Spirit. You can't feel spirit

Back to your Post:
U are married to him, and you cannot be attending separate church.
If you think you don't enjoy worshipping at his church, with love, patience and prayer, you can win his heart. A good woman builds her home. The path u want to thread is wrong. Don't insist on going to a different church if your husband doesn't approve

When he divorce you, labour market is tight ooo, the single ladies in the market are even looking for husband, dem nor see.

If that church u like is online, you can still listen to their sermon online. Or u probably have some gossip mates there that u are missing

A guy is behind this monicker

The real owner of the bank account is probably his female friend

She should marry him

They have what each other needs