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Please where can I get sheabutter in large quantity in oyo state. we will arrange transportation. I want to come to oyo state this week Tuesday.

Please I need infos please. call me or talk to me on whatsapp 09095500809.

we want to buy plantain, 250 bunch on a weekly basis. we will arrange for transportation. we have our vehicle. we are taking it to lagos.

If you have access to plantain in either oyo or Ogun state ONLY. (due to transport cost))

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finally1:

[b] step 1) cheat on your GF with a cute girl. it can be either a new girl or some girl on facebook you knew previously either way...



Step 2) the girl you cheat with MUST BE HOT. if shes ugly plan wont work



Step 3 cheat but DO NOT try to cover up your tracks, meaning your GF will easily find out about it




Step 4) When your GF finds out about it, tell her that you need to be completely honest with her about something. Explain to her that youve been thinking about it for a few months and youve decided that you arent going to let society dictate how you will live your life when it comes to relationships.





Tell her that most relationships in society are what you see as 50% relationships, where the man and woman both have 50% of the power or share power somehow. Explain to her that you have decided that you dont care what society tries to push, you have decided that you want a 100% relationship with your girlfriend or no relationship at all. Explain to her that a 100% relationship is a relationship where you have 100% of the power and she has 0% of the power.

Tell her that you have made your decision and if she does not want to give you a 100% relationship then that means you will need to find a woman who will give it to you. Explain to her that simply put, a 100% relationship means you have 100% of the power and you can do whatever you want whenever you want including cheating on her and she must follow every command you give her or you will terminate the relationship immediately. Thats what it means to have 100% of the power.




Tell her that you will not change your mind for anything. Tell her that a 100% relationship is the only thing you will accept in life, and anything less than that you will not accept. Tell her she has a choice, she can either give you a 100% relationship or she is no longer your girlfriend. Tell her, the choice is hers to make





Tell her (if she agrees to the 100% relationship) that pretty much she is still allowed to do most of what she wants she can even talk to other guys, hangout with other guys, but tell her that the line stops there and if you ever find out she cheats on you you will terminate the relationship. Tell her it is a double standard and you dont care, but you are allowed to cheat on her and you will do it whenever you desire and its allowed because you have 100% of the power and you are the god in the relationship.




But let her know if she cheats on you just one time, one time only, you will break up with her immediately. Tell her you realize its a double standard and you dont care because as far as you are concerned, you are god and you dictate how reality will operate in the relationship.




Step 5) this is how womens minds operate. the more you treat them like trash, the more they love you. most mens problems come from feeling bad about it and starting to treat a hoe nice. once you treat a hoe nice her attraction for you diminishes



When you cheat on your GF, it actually makes her LIKE YOU MORE. Its the lack of "owning up to it" and trying to apologize for it that can make your GF see you as beta.



Apologizing for cheating and being sorry for your actions is beta. Thats the mistake most men make after they cheat




But if you cheat on your GF and actually own it and say "yeah i cheated on you slut, and ill do it again whenever i want you stupid dumb cuunt" it will actually make her love you more than ever before.




So that is how you put your GF in gear. cheat on her, and when she finds out, dont apologize for it. own it and be proud of it.






And if you do that properly, you can even take things a step further and approach levels of godlike alphaness. You can tell your GF that you have decided you will break up with her unless she gives you a 100% relationship (which is the pinnacle of alpha dominance over your own reality)





Step 6) and mission complete if you tell your girlfriend that she either must give you a 100% relationship or you will break up with her, , she will literally become your mental slave.

She will become so attracted to your absolute aura of alpha energy that no other dudes will interest her.


Step 7) make sure to never console her emotional needs and never be a shoulder for her to cry on. let other guys do that for you. tell your girlfriend that you insist she lives her life and has other male friends other than you so she doesnt bother you all the time with her bullcrap nonsense



Step here is how conversations will look like between your GF and other men she has as friends

She will tell her friend "omg your not gonna believe this. my bf is such a jerk. He made me accept a relationship where he can cheat on me whenever he wants, but im not allowed to cheat on him"

Then her beta pussy friend will say ""wow omg that is so wrong. you shouldnt be treated like that. Are you serious he cheats on you and doesnt care and you put up with that. omg you deserve better girl""

then she will say "yeah your totally right"

then her beta pussy friend will say "you know. ill help you out if you need. your bf cheats on you you should get that bastard back. jus chill with me tonite"

then she will say "your a nice guy but... no im not ready to do that yet i still want to try and make things work. i dont want to do anything with you"


By you being ABSOLUTE ALPHA you will turn your GF's friends into the "beta friendzone chump" who she cries to about all her problems with her "jerk boyfriend".

and you can simply laugh your way all the way to the promise land. the way female minds work is the guy she wants to have sex with is the "jerk boyfriend", and that is what you will be, and you have nothing to worry about when shes hanging out with other guys because all she will do when shes hanging out with other guys is complain to them about how much of a jerk you are. But in the end she wont cheat on you because you will be the only man she is attracted to. Your girlfriend will just use other men as emotional shoulders to cry on, while its your diicck she ends up wanting at the end of the day





Step 9) I have just given you the red pill. whether you want to believe in the matrix, is up to you
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@OP: u are a threat to the society

SamuelAnyawu:
Trash

what was ur reaction to the bill at the red chamber? dont come here and act like saint

close to ftc

pissedsteve:
Good morning nairalanders. I am not the happiest man on earth .I have been silently pissed off but now I really have to let it off my head.


Met Folakemi about 2 years ago through a mutual friend, beautiful, homely down to earth – exactly my type of woman. Everything about Fola checked out well. She cooked for me, washed did everything. I do not want to bore you with this long story.

We planned to get married 2nd week of Feb 2017. As a matter of fact preparations are already in place family and friends all aware.
Can you imagine that my fiancé is still sleeping around with different men for the fun and for money? I guess this is what she is used to before we met and after we met she still continued though codedly.

How did I find out, a few months to the wedding, my friend who had been through hell in the hands of a Nigerian woman he married in Boulder, Colorado advised I install an app on her phone because I swore with my life that Fola was the most faithful woman on earth. Of course he advised that there was no perfect woman, but what I see before the marriage will determine the course of the marriage.

I was 100% sure that if I installed the app,I would find nothing but mere female gossip etc. As I write this I am still in state of shock. The app is obviously what I should have had.

I would have avoided heartache, waste of precious time, money and other resources.
The app is a secret app that works more like this, it records every call, every single sms, tell me her location, records her surrounding even if she is not on a call.
I invited her over to spend the weekend with me, after Friday night out; I secretly installed the app on her phone. Saturdaymorning I was so curious to know what my “lovely woman” was doing on the phone.

Let me hint, there were several times she would receive a call and quickly say “I am busy, let me call you back” other times SMS would come in, she will be so fast to read and delete.


Went out on Saturday, checked the dashboard of my account ….. Most SMS was stored with female name saying “At his house… can’t talk…. Will call on Monday. Response will be ok baby…..


So many other suspicious calls came in too …. The moment she tell the men whose names were saved with female names that she was at my place, the conversation became coded and professional (remember the app was recording every single call)

I did not have time to check out a lot over the weekend so she won’t suspect.

I got the shock of my life on Monday afternoon after I logged into the portal …. Below are the screenshot of the chat she had with different men, unfortunately I cannot even upload the phone recorded conversation with over 5 men she is sleeping with … they are too raw and also for privacy.

Am seriously pained, I feel like a fool, I don’t even care about the money I spent on her, even someone she introduced as “uncle” , hes always sending me happy new week whatsapp message, this idiotic big stomach fool will even call and ask me to drop her in his house, am such a fool, I have never met his wife or kids before, just him, feel like….. hes the only one I know that’s why it hurts, she still has the guts to call me “hi love”

But for a 4k naira app, I would probably be in the worst marriage ever ….. I am not here to ask anyone for advice as I am not a kid. I am here to advise you to do your thorough investigation before you go into any marriage with any man or woman. Technology has made life very easy.

See chat messages below …. More to come

I had to create a new nairaland account I dont want to feel embarrassed cos my friends would definitely know its me

this story was fabricated. so many red flags. u are not different from APC. ur motive is to sell the app. #MarketingStunt

dainformant:
see more >>> http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/see-what-allegedly-happened-to-man.html

this man is a false prophet. i am not joking. i know who he is. dont be deceived

Please i want to do pickup cash and carry for plantain. 250 bunch per week.

Specification
it must be big

we want to buy 1 bunch @ #500 each. Negotiable

Talk to me via whatsapp now
09095500809

ssao:
Please all. I need a plantain farmer around Lagos, Ogun and Oyo state who I can get plantains from regularly for a good price. I want to start the supply chain of agro business. Any hlp I can get uld be appreciated.

Kingsleymath.ss@gmail.com
08090933521

check ur email

korede2016:
Ofada rice seller get @ me with your various price and location @ 08119163175

pickup ur ofada rice at our office in lagos. Brown rice. Stone free. No sand. No dirts. Call 08068008539

SUPERPACK:
try the Ugu farming since its almost dry season, and it can survive more than other crops, one pod of 100 ugu seeds on average goes for N1200 only and it requires little maintainance.

pls i need your number urgently, i need ugu seeds. drop ur number pls

Jeffy1206:
no instalment o the recession reach every where

do u av infinix hot2 or tecno l8 fairly use, how much?

Funbii:
15k
Not negotiable

send me a text, i wil call u back. 08068008539

Funbii:
Would love to swap my Infinix Hot2 (2gb ram)

i want to buy it, how much pls

Pavore9:
Igbos call it fiofio, l am not sure what the Hausas call it.

ok thanks

Pavore9:
There is nothing new about the colour of the beans as it has always been so. The igbos know it as Akidi.

pls what does igbo and hausa people call pigeon peas? help pls, i mean the red pigeon peas

emamos:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/211595-edodecides-sheriff-not-support-pdps-rejection-result.html

is ali modu sheriff for PDP or APC? The man is a double agent

sharpden:
http://www.socialtimesng.com/2016/09/saraki-ekweremadus-trial-adjourned/

i bet u, nothing will come out of dis case. Its a scam. They will go free. The nigerian justice system does not punish the rich, only the poor.

sarrki:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/%e2%80%8eatiku-oyegun-cant-break-rules-without-consequences/

atiku is a snake, nigerians! Dont believe everything he said in dis post. He is a snake

intbizoil:
don't tell me you are stingy, so if my money ends up in a fellow brother or sister's account what is your concern in the matter

enjoy ur life. Good day

We have activated charcoal for sale. Price is #5,000 per kg Call 08068008539

vertuprime:
how much?

#5,000 per kg

intbizoil:
a statement borne out of ignoramus

dont worry, time will tell who is the real ignoramus. When they foldup and run away with ur money, dont open a thread to start crying ooo

Buddhar:
Why not do yourself a favor, spare sometime and read my short story.
As a medical Doctor married with a kid, I got almost tipped off financially, struggles to meet needs at home n my parents' monthly.
Then I began a search for way out, diversified into other biz but it got all more difficult, had to carry more responsibility to even make those bizs survive.
Then I came across MMM, a platform where your money works for you. Initially I was afraid just like any other, but I rmbd zukerbarg says" greatest risk is not taking risk in this fast changing world".
I crucified my fears and plunged into Mmm, alas I got rewarded with extra 30% of my money after 4wks and so it has been monthly.
Fellow Nigerians, don't see this as another canvassing, I know how hard our society is, not to even talk of people without job.
OVERCOME your fears cos your destiny is in your hand not in Government's.

when MMM run away with ur money, dont cry a river on nairaland ooo!

Activated charcoal is available at a lesser price.
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kahal29:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/09/26/apc-leader-behind-attacks-on-kyari-daura-group-alleges-2/

obasanjo fought hard for jonathan to become president, jonathan betrayed him, we know how jonathan's political life ended.

Now, tinubu trusted buhari, tinubu fought hard to make buhari president, buhari has stabbed and betrayed tinubu, i know how buhari and his bloodsucking boko haram friends will end up.

Moral lesson: Never you bite the finger that fed you.

SamuelAnyawu:
Even me Ayam Confused on what to Comment



Confused Minister


Confused Party


Confused Government



Confused APC



Confused Zombies



Patiently waiting for 2019 *in tears*

confused senator anyanwu
Confused lawmaker and lawbreaker
Confused budget padder

I heard u also got a new jeep alongside ur rogue senators.

That jeep will kill you and all ur co-senators

RZArecta:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154525615787210&id=62188827209&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10154525615787210%3Atl_objid.10154525615787210%3Athid.62188827209%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1475305199%3A-6610130572642995370&__tn__=%2As

for the 1st time, femi fani kayode made some sense. Anyways, everything he wrote up there is the truth. I really feel for tinubu, but i trust him, he is a dogged-fighter and a political gladiator, he will come out unscathed

idupaul:
My Amiable achiever ...how I wish he was President instead of that Daura loser

am very sure u voted jimi agbaje in 2015. Now, u wish ambode is the president. Same way u hate buhari, am sure thats how spread ur hatred for ambode.

@OP: everything you wrote there is trash, LAWMA is coming for pickup.

As for me ooo, whether she was brought up by single or double parent, or even grew up without any parent, all that matters is my love for her.

TINUBU MEDIA OFFICE
SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2016
OYEGUN’S ONDO FRAUD: THE VIOLATION OF DEMOCRACY IN THE APC.

The APC, a party born of the quest for democratic good governance, is under critical threat by those who managed to be in the party but never of it. From the party’s inception, the principles of democratic fairness and justice were to guide APC internal deliberations. Party founders realized that only by intramural fair dealing could the party remain faithful to the progressive ideals that we presented to the Nigerian electorate as our governing creed. If the party could not justly govern itself, it would find it difficult to establish and maintain just government throughout the nation.

In essence, the party was the embodiment of a democratic promise made between its members as well as a democratic vow made to the public. Evidently, some errant members believe promises and vows are mere words to be easily spoken and more easily broken. Chairman John Oyegun has breached these good pledges in a most overt and brazen display. In doing so, Oyegun has dealt a heavy blow to the very party he professes to lead. It is an awful parent who suffocates his own child for the sake of a few naira. The party was supposed to buttress APC members elected to government at all levels. Because of Oyegun’s conduct of our affairs, the party is rapidly becoming an albatross to those it was meant to help.

Oyegun’s comportment regarding the Ondo State primacy will become the textbook definition of political treachery and malfeasance of the basest order. In early September, the state primary was held. A purported winner was named. Having faith in the ways of the party, Tinubu publicly accepted what he assumed to be a verdict honestly derived. As a democrat, one must face the possibility of defeat and accept such as outcome with as much grace as one would embrace victory. One of the few bright spots during the conduct of the primaries was Jigawa Governor, Alhaji Mohammed Badaru Abubakar. He chaired the primary convention with decorum and impartiality. He was unaware that a tampered list had been slipped into the process.
Indeed within hours of the announcement, news began to filter in that gravely disturbed me. Credible allegations of fraud troubled the waters. The delegate list had been materially altered by someone in a strategic position to so do. The names of over 150 valid delegates were excised to make room for an equal number of impostors. This was not a clerical error. The alteration was willfully executed that the primary would be directed toward a chosen end that bore nothing in common with the will of most state party members. A cunning few had tried to deceive the many into believing they were outnumbered.

A conspiracy to steal the Ondo primary had been uncovered. Fortunately, the grand deception afoot had been unable to cover its tracks fast enough. Truth began to cry for justice.
Several candidates filed petitions contesting the result. The party established an investigative board to review the evidence. In a two to one decision, the panel found the delegate roster had suffered tampering. The panel recommended that a new primary should be held using the valid delegate list. This recommendation was tabled before the National Working Committee (NWC).
After many hours of deliberations spanning several days, a final vote was held by the NWC. Before hand, NWC members agreed that the decision of the majority would become the stance of the party. Such is the way of democracy. The NWC voted six against five to cancel the fraudulent results and hold an honest primary. For a moment, it seemed the party would restore its integrity by giving democracy a chance. However, those who sought to scam an entire state would not let the vote of 11 people spoil their enterprise.

After the NWC vote, a noticeably agitated Chairman Oyegun proposed the NWC engage in prayer before concluding the meeting. Adhering to this chairman’s request, NWC members began to pray. Seeing that the others had taken his bait, Oyegun used the prayerful interlude to secretly excuse himself from the meeting. Contravening the NWC decision and in violation of all rules of fundamental decency, Oyegun decided to safeguard the fraud done in Ondo by perpetrating a greater fraud. Oyegun arrogated to himself the right to submit the name of Rotimi Akeredolu to INEC as the candidate of the party.

Truth has finally come to light. There exists a regressive element in the party that cares nothing for the progressive ideas upon which this party was founded. They joined the APC because it was the best ride available at the time. Now they want to guide the party into the ditch. They want to turn the party into a soulless entity incapable of doing good, just like they are. When such a person tastes power, they shed all good restraint. They come to abuse the trust given them as if they are the owners of that trust and not its mere custodians. These people did little to build the party but now will do much to wreck it.

Such a man is Oyegun and those who conspired with him to sabotage justice and democracy in Ondo. Our party was to stand for change. Oyegun and his fellows seem to be on a different wave length. They are the cohort of Unchange. The APC wants to guide Nigeria into a better tomorrow. Oyegun and the cohort of unchange want to pull Nigeria back into the past where rigging and vote stealing were the old and new testaments of politics. They want the people to think that there is no alternative to their reactionary system of skewed politics and imperious government. Thus, they seek to turn the APC into a factory of the very political malpractices the people soundly rejected in the past election. To choke the APC in this manner is to kill the chance for progressive reform for the foreseeable future. Much more than the Ondo primary is at stake. Oyegun has revealed his team’s game plan: It is the destruction of progressive politics and governance on behalf of the people.

As party chairman, Oyegun was supposed to protect our internal processes and be an impartial arbiter, a person in whom all had confidence. Instead, he donned the garment of a confident man, duping the NWC, the party, and INEC in one fell blow. He has robbed APC members in Ondo State of the chance to pick in a fair manner who they believe is the best candidate.

As such, he has broken faith with the party and probably has broken a few laws. The consequences of what he has done are more expansive than a man of his scope can fathom. There must is a powerful and sinister arm at work to compel a man of Oyegun’s age to steal the decision of the party in a manner so crude that it would embarrass even the commonest thief.
With strong expectation, we await a response to Oyegun’s wrongdoing from those who clamored so long and loudly about Tinubu’s alleged role in the Ondo primary.

Leading into the primary, a prominent lawyer from Ondo published lengthy missives alleging that Tinubu was a malicious hand intent on rigging the primary. His letters spoke of his great love for democracy and justice. Though Oyegun has assaulted democracy in a most public and vulgar way, this lawyer’s prolific pen will remain stilled. He dare not publish a word about this travesty. His silence will be sign for all who care to decipher its meaning.

The plan was to point the accusing finger at Tinubu. With everyone focused on Tinubu, they would have distracted all attention from the heist they had set in motion. As fate would have it, the trickery they hoped to conduct in the shadows has come to light.
Thus, Oyegun was forced to undertake his desperate fraud in broad daylight in order to salvage the wrong initiated under the lamp of darkness. Those who so actively attributed imaginary wrong to Tinubu now stand dumb and mute in the face of confirmed impropriety. They remain silent for reasons they cannot divulge. Oyegun and his ilk turn out to be gangsters adorned in the tunic of party authority.

Oyegun has engaged in the strange math where five is greater than six. This smacks of how the PDP conducted its affairs and orchestrated its own downfall. Tinubu disparaged such malpractice when it was not in his party. Tinubu surely disowns it now that it has invaded the party he helped bring to fruition.

Tinubu has consciously refused to hold any official position with the party to avoid the perception that he was trying to control all and sundry. Tinubu has even kept his peace for some time despite many things that happened within the party that were not quite right. He exercised this forbearance because the party is young. A collective endeavor cannot avoid the mistakes and errors of organizational newness and evolution.

Yet, the wrongs Oyegun committed had nothing to do with newness or the mistakes occasioned by the path of reform. His actions are in the nature of the old wrongs that have afflicted our national politics much too long. If Oyegun wants to walk backward into the past, he has every right to it. However, he has no right to drag the party or any of us with him. Against our choosing.
The informal title of national leader of the party was given to Tinubu at the onset which he accepted it as a sign from those who wished to recognize my contributions to the party’s formation. It is an honorific title which he has been proud to wear until today. I would rather not have any title yet reside in a party that honors democracy than hold a title in a party that says it honors me but that treats justice with indecency. I find greater honor and comfort where democracy and fairness are found and respected.

Oyegun has done the irredeemable. His coup is an insult to party and to patriot, to reason and to the reform agenda of this government. To remain silent would be to admit the defeat of the reform and progressive change many have labored to bring forth. While the forces resistant to change and reform are strong, Tinubu dare not submit to them. Tinubu encourages all party members not to submit to them. If we acquiesce in this wrong, the one greater than this shall cascade upon us.

Oyegun’s transgressions are a warning. He is but the mercenary of forces that seek to return the nation to the old ways. If they get away with this infraction, no telling what or whom they will undermine tomorrow. Much is at stake. On the chopping block, lies the future of the political party in which the majority of voters had placed their confidence. To rescue the party, Oyegun must go. He has shown that he and democratic fair play cannot exist in the same party at the same time. If Tinubu is to choose between John Oyegun and progress toward a better Nigeria, the choice has already been made. For those who care about the party, who care about Nigeria and its chance for a better tomorrow, now is the time to stand against this brewing evil before it grows to encompass all we have built and all we hold dear.

Tinubu Media Office, TMO.