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Mr Kelani, longtime Sir
Its been a longtime we saw you on Nairaland sir

So sad for Tinubu





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AdeMarley:
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its "food & cosmetics grade"

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When did Aso Villa become a "presidential palace" ?
For goodness sake, buhari occupies a "office", NOT a " throne"
Maybe that's why the Cow(buhari) is behaving like a dictator and emperor.

why won't he dance? when he is well paid, salary is sure every month, he enjoys job security, and he doesn't need to carry placard to protest on the street for his salary with Labour Union. He will work with all his heart, body and soul.

Nigeria is a shithole

sharpwriter:
Please, who knows where palm kernel oil can be

gotten directly from the SOURCE in these states?(I

need towns and exact addresses or

descriptions).

Ekiti

Ondo

Oyo

Osun

I would also like to know the prices of 5litres,

10litres & 25litres keg. Thank you!

I can supply you @#460 per litre, price includes delivery to your location

Breaking:

Tomato paste factory in China closes down as lack of patronage from Nigerian importers forces severe losses.
This is following the flooding of tomato paste factories all over the Nigerian landscape by the Buhari administration.

Following an express order by Buhari as commander in chief, soldiers of all the mechanised divisions were ordered to install tomato processors in the six geo-political zones to halt the wastage of tomatoes which started during the regime of President Jonathan.

The soldiers moved into quick action, and Nigerians are now reeling from an excess of tomato paste in their homes.

The Pentagon of the United States commended the move of the Buhari administration as the eighth wonder of the world, and has sent a 20-man millitary delegation to study such rapid deployment that even the United States would have struggled to initiate.
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In another move, the Nigerian Navy has been directed by President Buhari to divert the water from the Atlantic Ocean into the homes of every Nigerian.

Pundits say this move will be unprecedented and will be monitored via satellite to check environmental impact which the World Health Organisation has said will be minimal, and has praised the PMB administration for initiating.
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Opposition Party PDP, caught unawares by these unprecedented moves, is totally at a loss at how this new wave of development can be faced.

A Party chieftain who spoke in anonymity, was lamenting how the PDP can showcase itself when APC keeps making giant strides.
He lamented..."yesterday it was RICE, we shut down factories in Thailand, today we are shutting down factories in China because of tomato, how can we uproot APC like this ntori oloun?"


Credit: Obinna Aligwekwe

Onijagidijagan:
You're a foolish pig of Biafra land...that was why your leaders has said you attended school of special stupidity.

Okay tell the world when bitter kola do expire if you think you know it more than me.

Your asthma will kill you cuz i have taken a bitter kola to place you on d curse.
Next life you live, you won't just quote anyone and disrespect the person without adding any value to the comment.

Guess what, I have deposited your destiny in my calabash, Lol

make we see who go tire

am enjoying this

Lol

ujoh11:
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u are a bloody liar, u are not a cocoa beans exporter.

Advertise your website, don't lie to us that u are an exporter of cocoa beans

only a fool will buy that stupid lie

No beef, but I don't like such stupid kies

kestino:
snail ke? Is there no beta dan dat

lol

Onijagidijagan:
Asthma will kill and consume your family for insulting without any reason... I posted information that could be useful to someone only to be quoting me and posting drivels.

Asthma will kill you.

the asthma had already killed u and ur family, starting with ur brain, that's why u made a silly comment because u av free 10MB data bonus.

Same way ur BitterKola expires 3-4days, ur brain must have expired too. Idiot, Animal.

I don't blame u much, its one of the disadvantages of free speech.

Okponu PLC

Anyways, am a man of peace, I don't insult anyone on Nairaland unless am insulted.

NB: "Self defense is not murder enough"

Onijagidijagan:
It ain't spiritual but it affects people that are highly emotional.

My asthma started when I was 8 years old. I remember I usually eat ice water directly from the freezer (which could be d causative agent)

At age 21 i met a friend that noticed my wheezing and tiredness he asked " Are you asthmatic"? I said No out of shame. he continued, and said he used to be asthmatic until someone introduced "bitter kola" for him and ever since then he has been cured from the disease. immediately I planned to look for it also.

At that time I did not know what bitter was, I looked for bitter kola till the age of 26 years before I found it from an old woman.

My brother, asthma is 100% curable all you need is just chew a single bitter kola every week and your asthma will become history.

This is my 8 years without asthma. I intentionally exposed myself to dust and I ate the ice that used to trigger my asthma but to my surprise is gone totally.

I also introduced bitter kola to a 19 year old female suffering from it she calls and thank me every time that she's cured ever since.

BITTER KOLA is just N20 in Nigeria and is the only cure for asthma but White people don't know it is because the plant only grows in west Africa and bitter kola get expired 3 to 4 days after being harvested which discouraged exporting the kola.

BitterKola expires 3-4days after harvesting it? that's why pple dont export it?

Oga, are u sure u are Ok
where did u hear that bullshit?

U need to check if ur asthma has turned to something else ooo

deso80:
It is curable for your information. I had it before but now no more because I am cured. Asthma is a disease for sure and like normal sickness when it comes atfer awhile will go but the chronic ones is a demonic attack for your information. THE ONLY CURE FOR SUCH CHRONIC ONES IS SPIRITUAL DELIVERANCE. Don't doubt this my view I mean it.

Oga, there is a tablet for it

Biko, Mr Deliverance

Generalhealth:
Asthma is a common lung condition that causes occasional breathing difficulties.

It affects people of all ages and often starts in childhood, although it can also appear for the first time in adults.

There’s currently no cure for asthma, but there are simple treatments that can help keep the symptoms under control so it doesn’t have a significant impact on your life.

Some people, particularly children, may eventually grow out of asthma. But for others it’s a lifelong condition.
Symptoms of asthma

The main symptoms of asthma are:

wheezing (a whistling sound when breathing)
breathlessness
a tight chest – which may feel like a band is tightening around it
coughing

The severity of the symptoms varies from person to person. They usually come and go, but for some people they’re more persistent.

Asthma symptoms can sometimes get temporarily worse. This is known as an asthma attack.
When to get medical advice

Several conditions can cause similar symptoms, such as a chest infection or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), so it’s important to get a proper diagnosis and correct treatment.

Your doctor will usually be able to diagnose asthma by asking about your or your child’s symptoms and carrying out some simple breathing tests.

But these are often difficult to do in infants and young children, so the diagnosis may be made on the basis of symptoms and response to a trial of treatment with an inhaler.

Causes of asthma

Asthma is caused by inflammation (swelling) of the breathing tubes that carry air in and out of the lungs.

This inflammation makes the breathing tubes highly sensitive, so they temporarily become narrow. This may occur randomly, or after exposure to a trigger. The tubes may also sometimes become clogged with sticky mucus.

Common asthma triggers include:

allergens, such as house dust mites, animal fur and pollens
other irritants, such as cigarette smoke, strong smells, gases and
cold air
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chest infections

The reason why some people develop asthma isn’t fully understood, although it’s known that you’re more likely to develop it if you have a close relative with the condition.

Treatments for asthma

While there’s currently no cure for asthma, there are a number of treatments that can help control the condition.

Most asthma treatments are taken using an inhaler, a small device that delivers a spray or powder medicine to your breathing tubes as you breathe in.

The main treatments are:

identifying and avoiding asthma triggers if possible
reliever inhalers – inhalers used when needed to quickly relieve asthma symptoms for a short time
preventer inhalers – inhalers used regularly every day to reduce the inflammation in the breathing tubes, which prevents asthma symptoms occurring

How long does asthma last?

Asthma is a long-term condition for many people – particularly if it first develops in adulthood.

In children, it sometimes disappears or improves during the teenage years, although it can return later in life.

The symptoms can usually be controlled with treatment and most people will have normal and active lives, although some people with more severe asthma may have persistent problems.

Complications of asthma

Although asthma can normally be kept under control, it’s still a serious condition that can cause a number of complications.

This is why it’s so important to follow your treatment plan and not ignore your symptoms if they’re getting worse.

Badly controlled asthma can cause issues such as:

persistent tiredness
underperformance or absence from work or school
psychological problems – including stress, anxiety and depression
disruption of your work and leisure because of unexpected visits to your doctor or hospital
lung infections (pneumonia)
in children, delays in growth or puberty

There’s also a risk of life-threatening complications, such as severe asthma attacks.
cc: lalasticlala

source: http://generalhealthinfo.com/2017/11/07/asthma-in-detail/

who told you there is no cure for asthma?

If anyone is suffering from asthma, pm me, there is cure.

Where is the moderator, can u pls delete this thread.

The evil info here can polite the minds of innocent ladies. A Lady might be reading this now and planning to apply this evil on her man.

Moderator: delete this thread now


lalasticlala
am calling u for the first time


am beginning to get scared of women and marriage, this world is filled with so much evil

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duduwest:
She said it on Tvc your view program but I don't hear anything about Adeboye and Oyedepo side

I don't defend pastors, but the OP is a bloody liar, even the content of the video he uploaded didn't say precisely the topic.

The OP twisted kemi olunloyo's statement, because he wants to trend.

Bastard OP

Yes, we can make Nigeria great again

ANRP, Nigeria's Leading Opposition Party Organises to Rescue the Nation


ABUJA, 17 February 2017 -- Abundant Nigeria Renewal Party (ANRP) Nigeria's only credible alternative is ready and willing to rescue the nation from the social, economic, political, and moral impasse; to arrest the perennial slide to the abyss, and to commence the arduous task of nation building, having elected a formidable National Working Committee (NWC) at the party's first post-registration Congress held at Eagle Square Abuja today thus:


1. National Chairman: Tope Fasau - Ondo State
2. National Vice Chairman: Aminu Yakubu - Kaduna State
3. National Secretary: Ebere Okonkwo - Imo State
4. Deputy National Secretary: Abigail Adesina Olagbaye - Ekiti State
5. Financial Secretary: Abdulmumuni Ali - Kogi State
6. Treasurer: Jafeda Waba - Borno State
7. Deputy Treasurer: Ojong Asu Tony - Cross River State
8. Organisng Secretary: Ettu Mohammed - Edo State
9. Deputy Organising Secretary: Bob Olukoya - Ogun State
10. National Legal Adviser: Dennis Omorojor - Delta State
10. Deputy National Legal Adviser: Umar Faruk Yakubu - Katsina State
11. Secretary Intelligence and Cyber Security: Hf Dauda Moisoro - Yobe State
12. Deputy Secretary Intelligence and Cyber Security: Jeff Okoroafor - Imo State
13. Secretary Strategy: Henry Michael-Ihunde - Edo State
14. Deputy Secretary Strategy: Abdulwasiu Amao - Ogun State
15. National Spokesman: Sesugh Akume - Benue State
16. Deputy Spokesperson: Emeka Iwueze - Imo State
17. National Auditor: Kamoru Adigun - Osun State
18. Deputy National Auditor: Leo Godman Onugu - Kogi State
19. Secretary Information and Social Media Engagement: Tunde Gbotosho - Osun State
20. Deputy Secretary Information and Social Media Engagement - Olaniyi Soyinka - Ogun State
21. Secretary Internal Control and Party Discipline: Adedeji Fashina - Ogun State
22. Deputy Secretary Internal Control and Party Discipline: Festus Udechukwu - Ebonyi State
23. Deputy Secretary Chapter Coordination: Kelechi Agbaseri - Anambra State
24. Secretary Gender Balance and Youth Development: Christiana Ojo - Ekiti State
25. Deputy Secretary Gender Balance and Youth Development: Collins Chizuroke Ezem - Abia State


This diverse team of national officials was chosen on merit, an honest, open, free and fair election without recourse to a 'zoning formula', 'unity lists', imposition, money politics, and other practices of the old (and retrogressive) parties.


ANRP is a model political party with a world-class corporate governance structure and system, and built on the ethos of honesty, openness, transparency, and respect. 'We don't see ourselves as politicians', Tope Fasua, the national chairman said, 'rather, we see ourselves as being in the business of nation building. We are all about service, selflessness, and sacrifice. We are looking at what we can contribute, not what we can get.'


ANRP is here for the long haul. The party shall be active in our role of nation building in or out of government. Beginning today, we shall lead the charge in examining, critiquing, and engaging the current system; we shall provide policy alternatives, and also carry out social responsibility as well as developmental programmes to better and enrich our society and its people.


We are a citizens-led, grassroots party with presence in virtually all local governments areas and council wards across Nigeria. We do not have godfathers in our party. Membership is open to all, especially likeminded people who share in our aspiration for a Nigeria that is functional, just, fair, and works for all. We are financed not by moneybags, but crowdfunding (ie through the contributions of members and supporters of our cause).


Join us, also learn more about us at: www.anrp.org.ng


Sesugh Akume
National Spokesman
Office Telephone: 09064796674 (9 am - 5 pm)
Email: enquiries@anrp.org.ng
@AbundantNigeria

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I was shocked to hear that a RCCG missionary pastor in a remote village was earning #15,000 per month, he had a wife and baby, the guy was so frustrated that, sometimes, he would wipe off shame and do casual jobs, carry cement at construction site and return to do his missionary job In same town.

As I speak, the guy couldn't bear it, he got an opportunity to travel to USA, he grabbed it, he has abandoned the RCCG missionary job now, he is in USA now working with a company and earning some reasonable dollars, atleast sending something back home to his family. Am happy for him.

My point is, these big churches ain't really using the church wealth to propagate the gospel, its just their verbal excuse for consistently making demands from members. If they can't pay a missionary reasonable money, then RCCG and many of these big churches are not different from govt agencies.

MrMcJay:
Forget oil wells, IT is the new oil well in town.

Instead of crying and lamenting over these expired beings that contribute nothing to humanity, get yourself together and get IT knowledge.

Recommend a IT course

Jay Jay okocha the legend




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after some pple will give Blow~Job to get oil block, they will now be giving glory to God.
Lol

Anyways, am not hating sha.

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jared007:
Ok Dont be ignorant son. He isnt Pastors mentor rather he learnt this 4rm Pastor Chris? Pastor Chris doesnt fly private jet, doesnt own a school, doesnt accumulate cars becos he gives them out, doesnt live in mansions or possess any, i challenge anyone to prove me wrong. Even the jet he got last year must ve been given out as seed. My pastor na giver o!

certified mumu

na person wey don chop belle full dey travel upandan