₦airaland Forum

Name one security outfit in Nigeria that is not guilty of those allegations levelled against Ebubeagu.

Ebubeagu was formed following due process.
Reasonable people should appeal this ruling up to the Supreme Court.

ceejayluv:
You'll never see a snapshot of the organ-less crotch... Even with the prevalence of camera phones nowadays.

Can't you read?
The thing shriveled up and became lifeless!

What else was the gf called in to try resurrecting?

READ!!

I mean, how can a man be comfortable having the food he eats displayed to the public?

And you wonder why some guests would start planning to bed the woman?

Your woman's choice of wedding gown should be a sort of hoeloshometer, letting you know how unbridled she'll be if given the chance.

If she can unabashedly display her assets to potentially seduce a whole crowd of guests, why would she bat an eyelid in doing that to one or two men later on?

Again, when simps who willingly accept to be retirement packages for hoes abound, what do you expect?

We know the kind of dirty politics, senseless protests and propaganda that removed GEJ from Aso Rock.

We know the man who claims to have single-handedly installed Buhari in Aso Rock.

Connect the dots.

I sha blame the FG that hasn't got the balls to remove fuel subsidy and let market forces determine the price of petrol.

We go dey alright in the end.

Reportbutton:
All the thieves doing this those idiotss supporting OBI, this is coming from a region where they claim to support OBI.
I'm not surprised what do you expect from ANINI and his foo.lish supporters?
One thing I know for sure is that OBI supporters are more useless than that ido.it OBI himself.

How does this inanity align with the post?

UnfairLife7:
This is not the first time Nigeria has redesigned her notes without having this crisis and unrest in the country


It will be extended further (possibly 3-6 months)

This one is covertly intended to curb vote-buying during the coming elections.

Ideally, the Buhari administration is making plans to make the coming elections quite a transparent one (according to what presently meets the eye.)

The crisis we have is as a result of bank managers swapping cash for politicians rather than dispensing it to the public via ATMs.

A single politician could soak up all the billions intended for circulating through the banks.

CBN has notes printed.
Emefiele has said it time and again that they have enough fresh notes, that banks should simply come forward and swap them for the old.

Now, banks have to deposit old notes and pick fresh ones for circulation.

But when they accept billions of old notes in an apparent laundering scheme, it becomes difficult for them to return to the CBN for fresh notes as they'll have to explain the deposits of old notes which did not pass through due process/via accounts whose holders could explain the sources of their funds.

As such, they naturally resorted to loading old notes into ATMs while instead of going to the CBN, while mounting pressure on their criminal/political beneficiaries to press the right buttons to salvage the situation.

CBN has already said it would go after bank executives whose ATMs are not dispensing new notes so the whole policy is currently rigged against the corrupt bank managers who greedily implicated themselves and criminal-minded money launderers.

Mickykarim:
IF POLITICIANS WHO CARES AND OR CLAIMED TO CARE ABOUT BOTH THE COUNTRY AND PEOPLE CANNOT SPEAK OUT ABOUT THEIR EXCRUCIATING PAINS FROM GETTING THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY. YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF WHY ARE THEY IN POLITICS.

What has macroeconomics - which i have just discovered that you lack knowledge about, going by your statement - got to do with AVAILABILITY of it?

I DO NOT KNOW YOUR AGE. IF YOU KNOW THE NUMBER OF TIMES Nigeria HAS CONDUCTED THE EXERCISE OF CURRENCY CHANGE AND SEEMLESSLY.

You people should go learn about the history of Nigeria before making unsavory uninformed thoughtless statements about your country.

I HAVE LONG AVERED AND CONCLUDED THAT THE AVERAGE Nigerian IN YOUR CLICHE IS NOT WORTH FIGHTING FOR. YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF MY THOUGHT CONSIDERATION, LET ALONE FIGHT FOR YOU. SUCH UNDESIRABLE ELEMENTS, TOO MANY IN OUR MIDST.

Why not ask yourself. The reason for monetary change policy at the same time you the country is having electioneering exercise. Maybe you should spend your time pondering about such question and the reasons why the CBN was neither prepared or ready for the current fallout from the SENSELESS indifferent and meaningless exercise of Naira change at a very wrong inauspicious time.

IF ONLY YOU PEOPLE WILL START USING YOUR BRAINS WELL AND APPROPRIATELY. THERE AND THEN WILL THE COUNTRY BE BETTER FOR THE COUNTRY AND ALL HER PEOPLE.

You think you know more macroeconomics than the CBN Governor?

I'll recommend you go watch his various statements and interviews on this policy.
The videos are all over YouTube.

If you don't realise the importance of a policy that seeks to tighten the currency and restore unbanked notes into the mainstream financial system, then I shouldn't trust your judgement on anyone's understanding of fiscal policy.

Good day.

As for your your second point, read up my last response to UnfairLife7.

UnfairLife7:
it will be worse off if the deadline isn't extended. The money hasn't go round now is it after Friday deadline it will go round?

The politicians and big men will hoard it more for themselves. It's the masses that will suffer

This might lead to anarchy in the state

I will suggest the new and old money should run simultaneously until the old notes phases out

I can't use because of few politicians to cause unrest and possibly anarchy in the country

The main reason for the redesign is to MOP UP unbanked notes.

That is, Naira notes that are outside of banks and not circulating through transactions: piggy banks account for a small fraction of these monies while the laundered loots of politicians and criminals account for the larger share.

If all these monies or at least a large part of them are banked, the new withdrawal policy will further tighten loose cash and ensure more money circulates digitally within the economic system than goes out of it.

This will also curb laundering as you'll rather transfer billions instantly via digital means than withdraw it piecemeal everyday for one year to get the amount you need.

Thus, nearly every heavy transaction will leave a digital footprint which can be easily traced.

As for cash going round, that's not an issue.

Once the deadline elapses, CBN will simply review what's in the banks and what's in circulation, and print more notes to cushion scarcity if present.

Also, there's currently a rush for cash which will subside after the deadline as more vendors and suppliers port to digital means of payment, rather than via physical cash.

I sincerely pray CBN and the FG rubbish the sinister intents of our governors and politicians in today's meeting.

Amen.

Mickykarim:
UNDESIRABLE ELEMENTS OF YOUR ILK WHO HAS NOTHING TO LOSE WOULD RATHER HAVE CHAOS IN PLACE TO CONTINUE TO PERPETRATE YOUR EVIL VIOLENT SCHEMES.

The question remains what has punishing the cabal to do with the suffering experienced by people who worked hard for their money and cannot have it when needed?

OF COURSE, YOU HAVE NO MONEY ANY WHERE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT WORKED FOR ANY. THEREFORE, PEOPLE WHO DO MUST SUFFER TO EITHER HAVE TO CONTINUE WITH THE STRAIN AND PAINS TO GET THEIR MONEY OR NEVER DO.

Thoughtless miscreants like yourself are damn too canal in all ramifications and never look at issues with sense, rather must be stupid senseless allusions to nonsensical outposts.

YOUR POSITION WAS PEOPLE WHO HAS NOTHING WITH THE CABAL MUST BE PUNISHED ALONG WITH THEM.

It would serve your interest and better to desist from FOOLISHNESS.

If its no punishment to the cabal, ask yourself why politicians have turned to emergency voice of the people, criticising the policy at every given opportunity.

Its left for the ordinary man to deposit all his money in the bank.
Once we pass the deadline, the available cash will circulate, achieving economic balance.
If there's serious deficit, its left for the CBN to print more notes representative of the amount that should be in circulation.

Unfortunately, the average Nigerian has no knowledge of macroeconomics and would kick against any policy that does not presently favour him, its future long-term benefits notwithstanding.

To think that Nigerians just about 11 years ago took to the streets massively protesting and destroying lives and properties over removal of fuel subsidy by the Jonathan administration.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I will not deceive myself like my fellow Christians rooting for Peter Obi because every sane Christian knows he can never win. Those rejoicing over this naira redesign policy are doing so because they expect a protest vote against the ruling party which in their delusion will favor Obi . The naira redesign policy is a senseless one meant to scuttle the peace atmosphere we have in the country. We patriotic Nigerian Christians reject the wicked policy. And to those dumb Obidients rejoicing over this, "Heaven wan fall no be on top one man head". Peter Obi's chances at the polls is just like the chances of a gambler who played correct scores. It will surely end in pains. We Nigerians Christians reject the candidacy of Peter Obi.

You Islamic bigot!

Endlessly spitting all over Nairaland year after year, impersonating Christians at every given opportunity.

Why are you so ashamed to state your point and be addressed as the Islamic fundamentalist that you are?

Get a job and get a life you scumbag.

As if Peter Obi is the president who approved the Naira redesign or the CBN Governor who initiated and implemented it.

Is this the only thing you plan to do with your life?

Ewu🐐

shegra58:
summary:
1. Iwuozor Edward Chinedu
2. Sylvester Gloria Onome
3. Onyekachukwu Uduekwelu
4. Mrs. Okpara Chizoba Victoria
5. Duru Josephat - from Anambra
6. Steve Adigwe
7. Cedrick Maduweke
8. Clement Ekweozor. They are your brother idiooott

Couriers.

Fringe members of the trafficking ring.

Drug lords don't move drugs, some don't even use them.

Couriers are expendable.

Zonefree:
If you didn't meet her a virgin, please remove "Beautiful" from the headline.

There's nothing beautiful about a non virgin Nigerian girl.


God bless your union.

Please tell your woman to reduce hand for make up.

Thou shalt live long, O most excellent Zonefree.

Bodmum:
I don't like ladies with egg sized boobs

My specs though: the smaller the better.

One man's meat...

Antyxx:
I quite understand you dear, your mother must have disappointed you so much that you loose all respect for women. I hope your mother has stopped prostitution now. I agree with your hatred

How does this comment of yours align with my submission, the OP's or that of the guy I quoted?

Please carry your off-point remarks elsewhere as I don't have time for unintelligent remarks.

When you say something sensible, I'll engage you even if you disagree with me.

If you're looking for market-women diatribe, you knocked on the wrong door.

PATHWALKER:
Here is one way, not 💯 sure way to know a women who will never cheat but to know a women who have not cheated is to marry a virgin....
I don't know if in Future she will cheat, but I know in the past she never cheated on me based on her virginity as a proof and evidently.... Also the moment you marry someone's, their past becomes your past also and their future becomes yours also....
Tho many won't understan, but I know you will get a view of what am saying

I subscribe to this, and have no plans to marry a non-virgin.

But people will have excuses for cheating.

Take familiarity for example: a neighbor who's always in her face, the houseboy who's around while you traveled, a colleague sharing the same space with her in the office: anything that isolates her from you and brings her into close proximity with a man enough to breed familiarity and make her let her guards down, as well as offering the cover of secrecy.

What calibre of woman will stay true to her vows in such a situation and retain enough mental strength to resist that emotional pull to taste strange flesh?

LeoDeKing:
Okay Emeka.

😂😂😂🤣🤣

I be full-blooded Igbo o, but this reply cracked me up.

Wicked souls full Nairaland I kid you not.🤣🤣

Ewu🐐

The Urine Dispenser collecting wotowoto left, right and center.

Fiscus105:
You guys are now frustrated that people dnt read ur redpilers lamentation thread again, you decided to come where you think moderators can move ur lamentation to front page.

What I want to say, people said it already, it's as a result of going mad and not missogyny as you projected it, before you know you will enter market.

Ordinarily as one ageing, his reasoning is supposed to be of a mature one, irrespective of gender, since such person will soon become family man or woman with kids.

.....but if u think at ur age, u started developing hatred for certain gender, which is part and parcel of society and gender you cannot do without, surely it's a case of madness rather than emotion.

Look, I used to fawn around women until I caught women I respected and could swear for, in fornication and adultery, married and unmarried.

Today, I've developed a total blank attitude to women.

No woman fazes me again, beautiful, endowed, rich, homely or whatever.

I can look any woman straight in the eye and call her bluff.

I deal with them on a purely formal level and anyone who's developing feelings for me does so at her own peril.

I put up a post the other day seeking to know how one can identify a woman who will never cheat in marriage.

This is one information I need to get hold of to even consider marriage.

Op cited an example of the reckless Nekedepoly girl.

Check out reels, Instagram posts and posts on virtually any picture/video sharing site.

Its usually women in semi/total unclothedness.

How can you respect such characters?

searchng4love:
Even if he's in a coma we'll vote Asiwaju Bola Tinubu

Have some sense.

kelspinall:
fantasia biscuit, fibre active, groundnut and cabin made my childhood sweet

When did Fibre Active even enter the market?

So you be Indomie pikin🥴🙄

Noted.

I once bragged as a kid that I could finish a full basin of boiled eggs.

Started buying it in crates as an undergraduate and would occasionally boil and finish up to six eggs in one meal.

Googled the side effects of overconsumption of eggs but online studies were clashing with each other.

I'll never get tired of boiled eggs.

yrhuhfy113:
yes its easy to tell.

DATE HER FOR MORE THAN A YEAR..

SPY ON HER PHONE REMOTELY

GIVE HER FREE HAND, DON'T MONITOR HER ALWAYS

TEST HER WITH MONEY

TEST IF SHE LIES

CHECK HER LIBIDO IF SHE IS CRAZY FOR SEX...



then you can be rest assured, she won't cheat.

Any other way to test her libido without going physical?

What if the man's testosterone levels are over the roof, does that take care of that aspect?

About remote spying, how is that done?

Thanks.

Straight to the point: how can you tell a woman who will never cheat on you in marriage despite the circumstances?

1. Marriage is hard work.
Loving your spouse above any other person out there, correcting their mistakes, overlooking their faults, covering up their behavioural flaws and seeing the beauty in them rather than their present annoying stance are hard psychological decisions.

Unfortunately, most of us are mentally lazy and would rather pass over issues than address them.
Same way we'll rather binge than fast, put off assignments till deadlines and so on.

2. See Finish:
The first time you fell in love with them, there was an aura of mystery around their personality.

But once you get married and the reality sets in that they're exclusively yours and going no where, a feeling of contempt sets in.
This is a purely natural feeling which you must strive to outgrow to respect that special person who decided to forgo all else and merge their destiny with yours.

Also, seeing someone naked and eventually having sex with them takes away the aura of mystery.

As such, strive to make your sex in marriage fulfilling, rewarding and satisfying.

This way, both of you naturally look forward to coming together again and your unclothedness would always stimulate, rather than nauseate, each other.

3. Skipping the friendship stage.

Immediately after your wedding, you should spend at least four days or more interacting with each other before having sex.

This is the first time you both will be together in such close proximity, with the liberty to explore each other in a lawful manner.

You should spend some time enjoying and exploring this phase of your life before crowning it with sex.

You'll be having sex for the next seventy years or more, why must you do it on your wedding night?

After all the stress of the ceremony coupled with the awkwardness of your first time being together as a family, sex should be the last thing on your mind.

Otherwise, you risk laying a faulty foundation that might never get fixed in marriage.

For the men, delay sex if you can, until your wife openly asks for it, which she would only do after she's exhausted her patience.

If you roundly satisfy her the first time, she would be the one initiating sex and you will find it easier getting her in the mood and to cloud nine.

(EVERY woman is a sex freak, capable of squirting, creaming and ejaculation. Let the right man handle your passive wife (God forbid) and you'll ask your ancestors why they never let you realise the kind of person you wifed.)

4. Flaws:
When a woman consistently cooks rubbish, for example and refuses to learn or improve.

Some men would jejely eat outside and gradually lose interest in coming home.

5. Passivity.
Lack of love expression: hugs, kisses, cuddling and innovative ness in the bedroom.

6. Money issues and unforseen circumstances as illness, congenital abnormalities etc.

7. Dark past kept hidden which the other partner uncovers through a third party.

8. Unmet Expectations such as a man finding out the church lead soloist he married was a dual carriage expressway with an odometer clocking in miles.

9. Juju:
Some people fit swear for your marriage o, especially if you follow for the ones wen dey pepper others for social media.

10. Running to Seed.
Developing potbelly, tying wrapper around the house, roaming the house topless (as a woman) or entirely naked, etc may make your partner tired.

As a rule, women should understand that less is always better.
A man will be more aroused with a fully clothed woman who is sitting carelessly with a part of her inner wear showing than one who is entirely naked.

Once you're out of bed, dress sexy.
Cover your boobs and vijeh so he doesn't get used to them.

Better be half-naked at home than fully naked.

Talk choke, but sha lemme stop here.

jeromestarks:
Imagine what men go through just to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws.

Do not go through such stress just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a boy who didn't even know her parents not to mention paying bride price on her.

A woman who has given her best (virginity) to another man should not expect the best from you.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market. Never marry such a woman. Just fvck her and let others continue fvcking her.


Do not allow any family sell a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men to you as a bride. She isn't a bride anymore cus she has no pride left in her. No glory left in her, she's now a cargo of bad news.


Only a fool will suffer to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men. Are you the fool?



Finally, fvck any girl you want but it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a lasting peaceful home than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and SUFFER IN YOUR MARRIAGE.


No hymen, NO COMMITMENT.

May your days be long mpa.

If you're asking this question then it implies you should pursue financial stability and take your eyes off marriage for now.

Me dey budget 1m for my wedding, but until I have that amount in cash and more than that in investments, marriage can wait.

Pursue financial stability first, it would take care of a whole lot of frustrations you'd otherwise experience in marriage.

Wedding is not an investment where you plough in cash expecting to reap dividends.

Any money you put in a wedding is better assumed as money used to fund Buhari's elections.

You were warned.

saphiere:
For me, I gift mine out to less privilege. I don't know what other celebs do with theirs.

Paul Okoye repeats clothes.

For your mind now you be celeb?

Small yansh just dey shake.

So technically, PDP is automatically out of the governorship race?

I have a degree in Chemical Engineering.

Pick Agric. Eng.

herkeem:
Tinubu meant to say that while he's from Lagos, Peter Obi is from Anambra and as an indigene, he can evict Peter Obi who is an outsider.

Who told you Tinubu is from Lagos?

Tinubu is a native of Iraigbiji in Osun state.

You don't even know the roots of the man who makes you foam in the mouth for stipends.

Urchin.🥴

jibrilELsudan:
ALL THESE BANKERS ARE CRIMINALS

WHAT THE BANKS DID IS THEY TOOK THE MONEY IN THEIR VAULT PLUS THE ONES CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN BRINGING IN FOR EXCHANGE THEN WENT TO CBN TO GO COLLECT NEW NOTES

CBN EXCHANGED THE OLD NOTES FOR THEM CAUSE THERE IS PAPER WORK AND RECORDS FOR ALL THE MONIES THEY BROUGHT IN

NOW WHAT THE BANKS NOW DID IS TO SELL THE NEW NAIRA NOTES THEY COLLECTED FROM CBN TO THE POLITICIANS AND KIDNAPPERS

SO NOW THEY CAN'T GO BACK TO CBN TO COLLECT NEW NOTES CAUSE THEY CAN'T EXPLAIN WHERE THEY GOT THE OLD NAIRA NOTES THEY BRINGING IN FOR EXCHANGE TO CBN CAUSE THERE IS NO RECORD THAT THE MONIES WAS DEPOSITED BY A CUSTOMER


FOR THEM TO GO COLLECT NEW NOTES FROM CBN....THEY HAVE TO GIVE CBN OLD NOTES IN EXCHANGE

CBN ISN'T GIVING THEM FREE MONEY

COME AND COLLECT 1 BILLION NAIRA NEW NOTES.....THEY HAVE TO DROP 1 BILLION NAIRA OLD NOTES AND SHOW RECORDS HOW THAT 1 BILLION NAIRA OLD NOTES WAS COLLECTED FROM CUSTOMERS

You made my day with this superb analysis.

Tiri gbosas for thee

PrinceOfLagos:
God bless his Excellency and next President of Nigeria Insha Allah, Mr Peter Gregory Obi

I'm fully Obedient Ogbeni, but the caption on this picture wrong gan.

Picture Obi is not the GCFR.
Addressing him as such when he's not, amounts to treason.

Make DSS no find you reach house O.