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Meister:
Oga go through AliExpress and show us the 50k Xiaomi phones you saw there first

Flashh:
[color=#000033]Your taste high like this on top 50k Xiaomi/Redmi phone?

Maybe a substandard Tecno/Infinix would get you a fairly used phone.

Well, had it been 1$ was ₦200, that amount would get you a good phone with your want.[/color]

Commentor:
I'm thinking Abiola's case has more merit and should be revisited.

chatinent:
All female celebrities look the same: poor dress code, walls of Jericho, in zero zero seconds they can go nude without recourse to...


Look at Mercy of that porn show. Before you say jack, hanty is naked. In fact, all of them wey dey bear Mercy programs porn like it's Python.

Look at Tiwa...her son will live going through the internet and seeing what sb ten years younger was using her to do. What a savage! I hope he doesn't catch a fever after then.

What is the other one name Laycon was after? Just name one who doesn't have to be the naked to trend! They will now come online to say a fan bought this and that for them! It's fanblade that will chop that politician’s ntanta spending our taxes on frivolities.

Back to the male matter...

And very many male artistes dress in a way you'll scream wetin dey sup na. If it's not Rema wearing all the whole okrika bags in Ikotun and singing with naked weapons, it's Adekunle surviving on chains, or Naira Marley wearing canopy.

Before, normal normal, to see a lady's bra na the highest you can go...you mah go know you don sin...let alone, the new Jerusalem.

But what do we see today?

They have more bras than clothes! You'll see a lady coming out in only bras; bras struggling to hold up fallen babylon. This stupid sense is to keep abreast of the latest fashion trends waiting to ensnare anything guy who will come and 2face them! Such a senseless African Queen!

The ones wey the thing shack for head go naked carry cotton wear dey walk upandan without bras...even those wey carry pimple.

After meeting with Drake and Rihanna...everything changed. The umbrella of knowledge to dress in feminine modesty left her...after she'll say it's God's Plan!


I hail my main man, Jidenna...and every other artiste out there! I hail Chike, nnam. I hail Johnny Drille. I hail Essence who sang for WAP tv...since she is the very essence and on her golden voice terms was why Tems sang Essence.

Hanty I was even praising she dresses well. They have succeeded in initiating her. Ugwu will grow in Desmond Elliot's armpit.

Skyfornia:
How do you guys do this? I can't even be attracted to a lady I know her boyfriend or even ex boyfriend...talk more of the fact her guy is my neighbour.

Your neighbour will never respect you...unless they haven't had sex.

Klchnjoku:
Forgiving a cheating woman only leaves room for her to keep cheating because a woman will assume that for you to forgive her once then you will forgive her again.

It's just how women think it's how they are wired, if you allow her to run over you once she will continue it.

And by the way why would you as a man be proud of yourself if other guys have seen your woman's pu$$ay.. no matter what you can say or do so far another man has seen your woman's pu$$ay then you have no pride anymore.

That is why as a man, you must make sure you marry a virgin.. one with good manners and if after you disvirgin her she cheats don't hesitate to dump her a$$.

In short, dump any woman who falls short of your standards whether she cheats or not.
Women are ruthless in rejecting men and dumping men, so we men should also be ruthless in doing same too.

Men, start having standards for your women.. if we men start demanding more in terms of standards from women I swear women will stop misbehaving and start acting right.

But because they know most men don't have standards that's why they always misbehave.

saphiere:
Is there an award for virginity?

ValCon888:
At 32yrs old, her hymen will be tougher than uncooked kpomo. Her future husband will surely need a hammer and chisel to smash his way into her oil rig.

lkillbrokehoes:
Liar

FutureIsFemale:
The world is beginning to wake up to the fact that the FUTURE is FEMALE.

Reason why all organisations have started giving women the lead-role to play.

First it was Saudi Arabia taking women football serious. Now is Saudi Arabia graduating female soldiers.

The FUTURE is truly FEMALE.

definitelyME:
If your moniker appears on this list please, fast and pray for 6 days I see poverty hovering over your destiny...if your moniker appears twice, your own is finished..

kings4sera
Philipxxxx0
Fatheroflove
cavenjaycob
CursedNsukka
SAKUR
Hardgun
MERCHANDISER
IamNumeroUno
Yemmysworld91
Esthered
macphilip
scholarlymind
poetictwenty
Madmadrevo
Droppxx
Uchesco01
Vaughanlanrewaj
4good
Ugochibyke
Ugochibyke

Fiscus105:
Show me a society where a father won't accept bride price just cos his female child is not a virgin, I will accept whatever you say, but if you can mention a single country in the whole universe where as low as 25% of her female teenagers are virgin, I will agree ur head is turned upside down when you are dishing out comment

tonyblac:
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NwaAmaikpe:

PlayMaker14:
We all know that if Nigeria were to be the host of this tournament under this administration, it would be a Cow with the tournament match ball strapped on it's belly moving and shitting it's way to the centre circle of the pitch to deliver with the help of a fulanized Minister wearing caftan and coat.

Anwuolameee!!!








Take a look at the last picture and see the way Chiellini was smiling like a dude who finally screwed the hard-to-get chic.

Lixusheng:
Despatched 21st

sapphiere:
Meaning?

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OfeAchi:
If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.

This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.

Mrskillz1:
I have asked questions.
My mom became mad as she got pregnant with my younger brother.
By then, my Dad said he took her to several places and was told that it was ogbanje. My mom is very beautiful and hardworking.
Her family joined in the solution.
She became okay after she put to bed.
Then they decided not to have more kids.
My mom's shop is in main market onitsha, after a few years, the madness returned and her shop was closed down. By then, we had grown a little and so everyone concentrated on us, giving us a life.
I remember that my mom leaves house every morning and will trek to main market and hang around there and return by evening.
This she did daily.
She was not violent. She was usually by herself.
Her brothers usually came to see her.
My Dad took care of her grooming.
Until few years back when she suddenly stopped going to market and stayed indoors for like a week.
Then one night, my Dad said she called him as they were sleeping and said to him that we will be fine.
Then they slept off and she didn't wake up in the morning.

stanliwise:
If placed in the right context it works and since it is based on context then it seize to be a law

babythug:
She was just going about her normal business when her story touched somebody and by sheer stroke of luck people donated for her rehabilitation. Whether or not she was an amputee from birth it doesn’t matter whether her father is alive or not is irrelevant. The funds should be put to good use and her quality of life made better

crackhaus:
After giving them a good spanking, we'll cook all the indomie they soaked in the bath-tub and refrigerate it – then they will be eating it small small until it finishes.
If they like, let indomie tree grow out of their stomach...they must finish it.

The next time they see indomie, they will not want to go close to it.

NwaAmaikpe:




The benefits of serving in an Army barracks is more than being paid. I'd pick it over serving in Schlumberger.
Your peers will consider you untouchable, the connections you get there will give you a lifetime access to intimidate people.

As a female corper, you will never go to bed hornny, you'd be the one with the balls in your relationship as your boyfriend will be scared to talk to you anyhow or even dominate you because of your soldier acquaintances.

Male corpers will have the best opportunity to shag an absentee husband's wife.(An army barracks remains the best place to find adulterous wives).
If you are loyal enough, you would never go broke because the soldiers could recruit you to join them at road blocks where you'd serve as the miscreant who takes the bribe from motorists.