₦airaland Forum

Lol.

How old was GNLD before it folded?
No be by number of years aburor.

Nigerianization:
You are right. Men only think about sex. That's why they dress sexy, revealing sensitive parts of their body and CRYING TO GOD IN CHURCH TO TAKE THEM SHARPARLY OUT OF THEIR FATHER'S HOUSES (they also released the hit song CARRY ME DEY GO) where they can have as much sex as they want.

Men only think about sex truly.

And what do women think about
Crypto
Coding
Art and craft
Music
Comedy
Hustling and making money, etc.

With these few points of mine, I want to say that you are delusional.

Table done break finish!

fm7070:
See quack doctor

Are you saying women develop new eggs or what exactly is your point?

Jnana19:
Work hard brother besides no side effect on her selling the eggs she would get more eggs besides if its buying of a phone you should know women naturally are materialistic and would want to have that like others so please step up your game oga or you also go and sell your eggs

She ain't getting no eggs never.

A female baby comes into the world with a definite number of eggs, which can only reduce, not increase.

baralatie:
Those are military ordinance and supply trucks in the bottom picture frame!
Meaning it was a weapons depot

*Ordnance

Corporate2020:
Presidency will never be zoned to Igbo villages. Bring out your candidate and mobilize for him. Power is fought for and won. Power is never given as a gift.

Obasanjo contested against Alex Ekwueme, Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, Abubakar Rimi and some other clowns. Even MKO Abiola contested against Bashir Tofa in 1993. Presidency was not zoned to Obasanjo or Abiola's village.

You well so?

So, after enduring eight years of rudderless leadership and its devastating consequences, a group of persons in Nigeria still have the mind to play tribal politics that led us into voting in a collosal failure as a president in 2015?

Be like say Nigerians get short memory true true.

We Neva ready.

I don't know the name but OP your fingers are very dirty.

O bu ya o!

Chopchopfine:
Good morning my people, it's a god day for a plate of Pepper soup. Nation wide delivery

U wan do pass yourself?

Dem dey deliver cooked food nationwide?

Abi you get 36 outlets for the 36 states?

Please who knows the current price of this decoder?
(Icone i990hd)

AbujaCitiBlog:
That was all before the Advent of lesbianism and this licki licki love of nowadays. If Tupac was still alive, Jada would have dumped him by now. In those days love was pure and genuine. Now before you even date a girl her pussy have already be stretched to prodigious lengths by all kinds of instruments, some use their phones, dildos, cucumber and then for the ultimate experience tubers of yam! Then the lesbians thing. Almost every young lady these days have had one form of lesbian experience or the other. They suck pussy violently and care less about your dick. Tupac still lives on in her memory because her last memories of him continue to be nostalgic and glorious.

May God help Will!

So Nwamaikpe is now into blogging?

AntiMen:
I avoid this man, but he finds way of coming to me...everytime...

Coming to me reminds me of him which makes the feeling triggers.
Normally after church closes, I have to wait for my husband around the church cos he has to reach out to other people in the church, so while waiting this man finds a way of coming around, we exchange gestures , talk if necessary and then depart....
I avoid him, he comes to me, what I hate most is the way he greets only me among people , I feel awkward and I'm feeling it might just stir up jealousy in others...
These are my thoughts and I feel I might be wrong about it.........

If only he can avoid me, I'll be very fine, someone mentions that I snub him, how can I possibly can without sending negative messages to other people around...
Someone who is supposed to be respected and honoured is someone I'm asked to snub.....
Don't think that goes down well with me.

Madam dem no dey handle adultery with kid gloves!

If you and that man are left alone in a secret room una must kpansh.
Admit this and realise the dangerous path you're treading.

He has dishonored himself by stalking you, a married woman; without consideration for your husband, a fellow minister!

You sent a kiss emoji.
It was a mistake. But your so-called reverend took it in good faith. He never promptly rebuked or blocked you.
He never asked you about it. He never felt offended that a married woman would send such to him, a man of God.
Yet, after all that he has continued cornering you and leading you on.

Its obvious he assumed you really have adulterous feelings for him and is prepared to get into your pants.
I'm typing this with so much anger in me right now.
Because I've seen too much of adultery and fornication among Christians that it makes me sick to the stomach.

Snub that man. Forget about what people will say. Christ is the one to be honoured in the church above any man.
If you must dishonor a man to honour Christ, you should be alright.

The people you're considering are already gossipping about you and reverend.

Snubbing him will at least exonerate you from the whole rubbish and at least show these people it wasn't what they thought after all.

If your husband gets to hear this from neighborhood gossip, then consider yourself a goner in your matrimonial home.

AntiMen:
Let me begin with your last question...Yes I am ..

Then about having intimate conversations with him, actually I don't.

Maybe I should tell you how this started, I've stated it before but I will again, He expects me to have attained a level of spirituality which I'm not interested in, so whenever he sees me in church he would remind me to come for activities that would aid my spiritual life but I ain't interested in all that shit, seeing that I didn't bulge, each time I'm in church , whether I'm close or far away from him, he always ensure he calls my name or greets me, I could be having conversations with two of my friends,he will call only my name and pass to show he's greeting me ..Sometimes I feel embarrassed for my friends cos I believe he's supposed to greet all of us and not just me...
So because of these actions I began to grow fond of him...I won't lie sometimes I steal glances at him in church and our eyes meet, but I always shrug it off..

I don't really discuss anything confidential with him, and our talks have always been in the front of others...there's nothing more to all of that asides the unusual feeling I'm having...

Recently, we had a chat about an issue that concerns someone else in church and I gave my opinion about the matter, after our conversation ,we said the usual good nights and I want to use the normal hands emoticon to indicate goodnight, mistakenly (God's my witness) I pressed the lips emoticon after goodnight, it was so embarrasing.
But I left it that way cos it was a mistake and never ever intentional.

It's obvious that reverend is intentionally playing with your emotions.

As holy as he might appear, you may find out too late you were just the next victim, not the first.

How can a married, self-respecting man be singling out just one woman everytime for pleasantries? A married woman for that matter?

OP, open up to your husband.
Tell him everything but never tell him you've developed feelings for the man.

Curtail your interactions with the reverend and snub him the next time he singles you out for greeting.

He should stop the rubbish and all these will die a natural death.

I hate nonsense!

Muslims carry hypocrisy into everything, including fasting.

How pesin go load full gauge for 4am come dey claim say im dey fast for the rest of the day?

Christmas just came 8months early for someone.

Never suffer in silence for wrongs you never committed.

Enjoy brotherly.

CAPITALBEE:
Kabaye!

Well nourishing cassava flakes is the best combo for me

However, Fresh agege bread would suffice for Ewa Agoyin.

What the hell is Cassava Flakes?

One assignment for you: go to the English dictionary and look for Hara Kiri, guru, panzer, beriberi, ukulele...

Kuriosmynd:
@ Writer it will be better you put the blame on government because government construct policy and implementation of our curriculum.
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2. You blamed parents they force teacher to speed up cognitive development at a time between 2-5yrs when kids should learn through play,songs and curious questionings:

Again blame your government; because if a child doesnt get admission on time or graduates on time, remember years of ASUU strike, remember first four to five years is usually wasted by most graduate to find jobs cos there are no provision for jobs. So parents have to play the game of the system. And remember most recruiter won't recruit once u pass certain age..the bias is there. Parents have no choice.
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Now u dwell so much on childhood development being paramount to forming or building critical thinking in a child till adulthood; Well, I will also say apart from that fact, our children spend six years in secondary schl which is also a very important stage in building confidence, public speaking and critical thinking; Now tell me, how do most nigerian secondary school fare in building self esteem of a secondary schl kids, in allowing them have a mind of their own, in stimulating their deep thinking skills? Zero!
Most secondary schl teachers are brute and unmotivated to teach let alone giving room for independent thinking or inspiring critical thinking skills in kids.
Then university years student are not allowed to talk, ask questions or protest in schl, how do u want them to have critical thinking and self esteem when u damage them with ur demonic university system?
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I feel u can't blame those kids, much less their parents.
BLAME YOUR GOVT THAT HAS NO PLAN OR PHILOSOPHY OF EDUCATION THAT WILL BENEFIT THE KIDS IN THE 21ST CENTURY, OTHRR THAN GABAGE IN GABAGE OUT.
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THANK YOU. THE VISION OF IDEAL EDUCATION AND MINDSET U ENVISAGE CAN ONLY BE ACTUALISED BY A THINKING VISIONARY LEADERS. BUT UR LEADERS ARE ONLY OUT TO DESTROY THOSE KIDS

Either you didn't thoroughly read this post, or you failed to digest it.

Try reading it again.

nwetadinobi042:
Boss how them dey do this robot stuff?

Boss me too been wan learn o

rickleye:
I'll tell you a story... there was this lady who played " hard to get " one of many. She would later tell me that I was " too nice " & polite and tht she was not used to that. She was used to "bad boys " persona. In any case, once we started dating she would tell me her past . When we cuddle she would say mum sends her greetings and confess that she loves me and that she did this or that in her past. ( Had an abortion, had sex with this dude or that ) and she will keep wanting assurances that I wouldn't leave her or discard her because of her past.

Not to sound like a religious nut - But if Jesus loved us while we were yet sinners. Then babe - My love for you is not based on past relationships but in the now. I would chide her and say " Girl you bad o " and we laugh but then she would ask - do I still love her, in which I would respond. yes !

The most important thing is that she is with you Now !!!
As long as she does not have any affliction that you cant deal with - Can she still have kids, or any virus which attacks the immune system but most importantly are you both compatible ?. Then enjoy the time you both have and see where it leads to.

Guy, can't you be real for once?
Everything na joke to you?

Lol.

While a group of bandits overran a whole airport in broad daylight without resistance, NPF successfully tracked and monitored another group of bandits in the bushes of Benue, 'gallantly' eliminating four.

The faces of the men standing around these corpses tell something is fishy.

Believe NPF at your own peril.

Welcome to za Jihad.

Kobojunkie:
So what you don't like is that Jesus Christ said that you commit sin of adultery against God when you lust in your heart after a woman, in Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28 ?

Your issue is clearly with Jesus Christ and not with me,it seems.

Does that verse include a woman you're legally married to?

Sureboyy:
I don see one for Awka too
I just dae happy to see smile on his face anytime I pass there

Smiles.
I took a video of him the other time I was at Awka.

My first time of encountering such a cheery traffic officer.

Lol.

Don't mess with Nigerians.

Kobojunkie:
So here you conclude that when Jesus Christ stated that sexual lust in the Kingdom of God is the sin of adultery - Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28 - , your conclusion is that Jesus Christ lied?

I don't like the way you reason.

Sexual desire in itself is not a sin
Wrongly directed sexual desire is a sin.
Is that too hard to understand?

Every healthy man wakes up in the morning with a raging boner, which sometimes come with the feelings to be intimate.
Does it mean all men sin this way per morning?
Haba mana!

Indulged sexual desire is lust, wrongly directed lust is adultery of the heart.

I've tried my best to clarify these three terms for you.

Don't make me repeat myself mbok.

loucbou:
Liar spotted.

Dont you know it's a grievious sin to lie on nairaland

And what exactly makes it a lie?
You think every man sleeps around?

H2ho:
Was trading forex in 2008 with auto-trading robot and i slept off , that's how I lost my hard earned cash that year

Boss, I'm planning to set up fx trading robot trading later in the year.

What would you advise a newbie?

Kobojunkie:
1. You are no longer married to him so it would be sin.
2. What is sin is the lust in your heart that usually comes before or during the acts themselves.

3. There is nothing natural about those desires or you would be born lusting from your very birth. You develop these desires over time and as such can also chose to control them rather than allow them control you.

I think we all know what is meant by sexual lust and that is what Jesus Christ said is sin.

Ogbeni stop twisting Scriptures!

In the eyes of God she's still legally married to that man until death separates them.

And it's no sin for one to lust after the one they're legally married to.

Op should try and resolve her differences with her husband, even if it means involving a third party.

If she remarries in this state she'll be an adultress, and she can't return to her husband again.

Sexual desire is natural, begins at puberty and continues to menopause or old age.

Sexual desire is not lust.

Lust is the objectification of any subject as an imagined entity upon which one subconsciously associates with the satisfaction of their sexual desires.
Lust between married partners is pure and undefiled.

So long as she's separated, she should either grin and bear her state, or seek reconciliation.

Op, some of us never had sex for decades.
Personally, I've never been intimate with a woman since '98.

Yet, I have a very fierce sex drive.

It's not totally impracticable.
The more you abstain, take your mind off fantasies, porn and situations that could trigger lust and sex, the easier it becomes.

I'm no born saint anyway.
Had my ordeal with porn and masturbation, that's how I got to understand my sex drive.

But by His grace I'm out of that web, so I'm speaking from experience.

Offpoint1:
Baby mama is the result of irresponsible men...

If your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you know you're responsible... Take responsibilities.

Abandoning them gives rooms to what you observed.

A responsible man will not impregnate a woman he's not married to, in the first place.

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.

Nwamaikpe done land wetin I won comment again?

Be like say I go dey fear this thing called love o.

See as OP won use red flags sew agbada.

Nna eh?

Atimjessy:
I know what I want. No one can ruin my live. You men always think girls can't take care of themselves.

Dem done dey advice you you dey act like mumu.

Your brother has seen the world more than you have. He's a man, and perfectly understands what his fellow men are capable of.

Having lived in self-con from my 100L, I told my Dad that if my baby sister gains admission into the same uni as I'm in; it's either she stays in the hostel or she lives in the same lodge as I do.
I done too see rubbish.

Good a thing, I'm close to her as per first son--last daughter bond, she freely shares issues with me and I do open up to her sometimes, to balance the equation.

Even frank talks about sex Ed are not ruled out as well.

Open up to your brother, sit him down and have a heart to heart talk with him.
He may not accede to your requests but in the end you'll come to see the world from his matured view.

All you're frankly rushing to social media to seek is nothing more than male attention, relationships and sex.

By the time you have the first heartbreak, lose your virginity and then recignise it's value, taste sex and experience the conundrum of passionate lust against societal stigma; or come down with unplanned pregnancy, your eyes go clear.

Dem no dey telli pesin.

NwaAmaikpe:



Very useless set of umunna.
Are they implying that her toxic kpekus killed their brother?

If the deceased was my relative, I'd call a meeting and demand that his wife must have sex with all of us, if none of us dies afterwards, then she is free.

Eghu.

Shebi you no go church.

Exkandayee:
Not sex and the city ,is sex in the city, you deh watch movie you no deh watch name, I know you failed your waec 1991 set

(S)he's right Ogbeni.
Simple google search you no fit do