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RomanceRe: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by divinehand2003(m): 12:45am On Jul 16, 2016
But I thought you were a sharp babe. The right answer to all your wonderings was right in front of you the whole time.
Of course they are hitting it off the whole time.@
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction, Steps Out Without Bra In Fishnet Dress by divinehand2003(m): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2016
Deliberate destiny sinkers.
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Wrong With Sleeping With His Sister Like This by divinehand2003(m): 3:35pm On Jul 15, 2016
Lol

It's a church sister I think.
CelebritiesRe: This Gorgeous Mama Wants You Guys To See What She's Got by divinehand2003(m): 7:10am On Jul 15, 2016
Oya tell me, '' to what end are these pix then, if there is only looking ?''
CrimeRe: Hairdresser And Boyfriend Fighting Over Sex In Lagos by divinehand2003(m): 7:07am On Jul 15, 2016
The evils caused by sex these days is unimaginable
PhonesRe: MTN Caused A Problem And Now Acting Funny About My 2gb Data. RESOLVED by divinehand2003(m): 5:33am On Jul 15, 2016
Fraud everywhere
RomanceRe: She Cheated On Me With Two Different Guys by divinehand2003(m): 5:26am On Jul 15, 2016
It is human to err, but it is divine to forgive. We all need second chances especially in moments like this.
Long distance relationships are usually difficult to manage. According to the popular saying, '' WHEN THE DESIRED IS NOT AVAILABLE, THE AVAILABILE BECOMES THE DESIRED".

Find a way to forgive her and forget or if you can't forget the wrong especially when you have been faithful to her, then move on and don't look back.

Don't forget to forgive her in all you do.
FamilyNigerian Parents With 5 Daughters Who Are All Lawyers Turn Heads In New Photos by divinehand2003(op): 5:15am On Jul 15, 2016
Executive Secretary Nigerian Christian Pilgrims Commission, Dr Tor Uja and his wife Berry met and got married about 35 years ago.
Check out these new photos of them with the 5 children, 5 wonderful ladies who are now all lawyers, God blessed them with. For people who don't think much of the girl child or parents with only girl children, please continue to see more photos of this family after the cut and be wowed!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/photos-nigerian-parents-with-5-daughter-lawyers.html?m=1

Nairaland GeneralWoman Gives Birth Near A Stream In The Wild Without Help Just To Experience Natu by divinehand2003(op): 6:02pm On Jul 14, 2016
A mother who wanted to experience labour ‘in the wild’ gave birth in a stream without any medical assistance and filmed it. Simone Thurber says she is proud of the footage of the birth of her fourth child but has now spoken about how shocked she is by the attention the clip has generated.

Since she uploaded the video, taken by her partner in 2012, it has been viewed by more than 52 MILLION people.

The video opens with the 43-year-old already in labour in the Australian Daintree Rain Forrest in Queensland, completely naked.

She is seen squatting and getting on all fours as she breathes through the pain and contractions, eventually giving birth to a daughter as her other children surround her.

Her partner Nick filmed the experience and steps in to help and encourage at several points.
The mum-of-four explained that she had always wanted to experience giving birth in the wild.

Simone gave birth four years ago and the video was first posted in 2013 to celebrate daughter Perouze’s first birthday.

http://www..ng/2016/07/14/woman-gives-birth-near-a-stream-in-the-wild-without-help-just-to-experience-natural-labour-see-censored-photos/

RomanceRe: SANDOSKI Bursted!!! Get In Here And Feed Your Eyes & Ears[pics] by divinehand2003(m): 4:22pm On Jul 14, 2016
Who is the real Sandoski then?

Pls add pix so that our eyes can see the real Sandoski!!!
TravelRe: What To Know Before Flying Out Of Nigeria For The First Time by divinehand2003(op): 4:13pm On Jul 14, 2016
kayspark27:
thanks for the info
Highly appreciated my Bro. Thanks
TravelRe: What To Know Before Flying Out Of Nigeria For The First Time by divinehand2003(op): 4:12pm On Jul 14, 2016
Sanmi405:
Ok. Thanks
You're welcome my bro
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu: Melaye Holds Press Conference by divinehand2003(m): 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2016
The source of the rumour of the abuse, in the first place, was from Sahara reporters.
Pls Dino, nor mind them joor. They want to tarnish your good and excellent image.
TravelWhat To Know Before Flying Out Of Nigeria For The First Time by divinehand2003(op): 3:33pm On Jul 14, 2016
Travelling abroad can be a lot of fun, especially for a first time traveler. The excitement at the airport, the thought of all the places you would visit, friends and family you are going to meet, experiencing snow for the first time and selfies. Oh lord, the selfies. However, you know what the man said about failing to plan, if you do not prepare for your trip abroad, it can quickly turn from a lot of fun, to an experience you would never want to repeat or even remember. So, here are some of the things you need to know before flying out of Nigeria for the first time, free of charge.
No information is too much information

Find out about everything you need to find out about before leaving Nigeria. No such thing as TMI when travelling for the first time to a foreign country. Not knowing the exchange rate of the country you are heading to can get you to spend a lot of unnecessary money. As well as not notifying your bank about your departure. Sudden transactions on your account from somewhere in Hawaii or Tokyo can lead the bank authorities to suspend your MasterCard to “protect” you. And that can really put a cramp on your day. That said, keep reading.

Check: Visa, Passport and Other Documentation

Some countries do not require you to get a visa before visiting them, such as the ECOWAS countries. So, find out about the visa definitions for the country you are visiting long before you are set to travel. Also, ensure your passport is up to date. Many countries would not let you in or even grant you a visa without at least 6 months on your passport. Also make sure you have evidence of your travel itinerary, some countries would require you present it before entering into the country. Basically, they need to know where you are going.

Find out about vaccine requirements

Many countries require you to get a vaccination before entering into the country with proof. South Africa and even Nigeria for example are pretty big on Yellow Fever vaccinations for visitors. You may have to present proof of vaccination (called Yellow Card for Yellow fever) at the airport before being allowed to enter the country.

Contact the embassy

Before you travel and as soon as you get to your destination, ensure you contact the Nigerian embassy and let them know of your arrival, where you will be staying etc. this is in case there is any form of unrest in the country, the embassy knows where you are and can make plans for you. Oh, and some perks could exist for you like invitations to state dinners during your stay.

Arrive at the airport at least 3 hours before schedule

So, your flight can be delayed – and that may happen at some point, but don’t take chances. Arrive at the airport really early so you can get through the hassle of baggage checks, security checks etc.,before it is time to board. Another thing you could do is lodge in a hotel close to the airport or at the airport hotel, Lagos (or airport hotel, Abuja, if your’re in Abuja) so as to have the advantage. A lot of things can go wrong on the day of your flight and being early and ready is a great way to stay above the mess.

Leave the contraband at home

Believe me, they have Coke in other countries too. Many airports would not let you take liquids on a plane, so don’t bother trying to hide a bottle in your bag. Leave other objects like knives, strange looking white powders, grassy looking paper wrapped substances – if you understand me, and other such at home.

Pack light

If you are Nigerian, then you already understand the concept of “Paying for load”. Packing an overweight bag would only grant you an opportunity to pay extra duties. Pack light, even if you are going for an extended stay, you can be sure there would be plenty of opportunities to shop abroad.

Keep your important documents and everything you would need to show at the airport on your person or in your carry-on luggage. Also include an extra set of clothes. Sure, you don’t wish for it, but sometimes, airports could misplace your luggage and you definitely do not want to be wearing the same “polo” for the next few days while you wait for the luggage to be found. It is also smart to include a few snacks in your carry-on. It might take you a while to get used to the food in the country you are heading to, so rather than make nauseous faces at Asian food, keep some biscuits and chocolate in your bag.

Board early

Boarding early is really important. If you waste time getting on board an international flight, you could get on and find that all the space for carry-on luggage has been taken. No, you would not be allowed to keep it on your lap. You would have to go check in your bag which can be pretty inconveniencing considering you need some of the items in the carry-on for your trip.

Sleep on the flight

If it’s your first time abroad, it is easy to get distracted by all the in-flight entertainment, the view of the clouds skimming beneath the plane and the layout of the cities below. However, you should be warned that jetlag is not funny business – except for the people watching you of course. You should find out about the time differences at your destination and try and sleep on the flight so you are refreshed when you arrive or else, your entire trip may be made up of days sleeping and wakeful nights. Not a fun way to enjoy a vacation.

Buy tickets ahead of time for the places you want to see

There are excellent deals for tourists from other countries you can take advantage of by booking from Nigeria before you even travel if you are sure you would visit those countries. Also, it omits having to spend hours of your time overseas standing in queues. Also find out about events that would interest you holding at the country you are visiting. You do not want to get back to Nigeria and find out that just two blocks away from where you stayed was a Linkin Park concert, or even a Davido show.

Carry along an adaptor or make plans to buy one

A lot of people do not realize but sockets in some foreign countries are a lot different from those in Nigeria. Make plans to have an adaptor for your devices in case. Also, be aware of the voltage differences so you do not blow up your electronics.

Find out about exit fees

Some countries mandate you pay entry and exit fees different from your ticket fares at the airport before you are granted entry. To avoid causing the famous Nigerian scene in baseless outrage when asked to pay, you could find out if your destination requires such fees.

That said, enjoy your trip and do not forget to bring back things for friends and family. Anything I missed out that you learned on your first trip abroad, please don’t hesitate to add in the comments.

http://hotels.ng/travel/know-flying-nigeria-first-time/

RomanceRe: Some Funny Responses Of Nigerian Ladies During Intense Sex Romp by divinehand2003(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin hahhhahahaha... The way u describe me it's like I'm a rockstar with my band (all in one ) tongue
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
RomanceRe: Some Funny Responses Of Nigerian Ladies During Intense Sex Romp by divinehand2003(m): 2:47pm On Jul 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin keep guessing
Yours is usually a combination of four categories synchronized in a unique way that blends with your mood depending on the sound of the hit song playing at that time.
Should I be more specific my Lady?
RomanceRe: Some Funny Responses Of Nigerian Ladies During Intense Sex Romp by divinehand2003(m): 2:34pm On Jul 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Hahahahaha..... Mine wasn't there yet tongue

The TrapQueen is absolutely unique on its own way grin buh I won't tell ooo
Hahaha

I know yours already. There is no hiding place for you you you you my love!!!!
Forum GamesRe: The Pointless Thread Game.. by divinehand2003(m): 2:21pm On Jul 14, 2016
Oga Don Smelly, when u go marry?
U don dey prolong, we come dey wonder!!!!
Abi you wan DISCOVER MONGO PARK.
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke & Her Big Butt Take Las Vegas And Hollywood (photos) by divinehand2003(m): 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2016
And so?
PoliticsWe’ve No Fraud Information On Buhari’s Wife –US July 13, 2016 by divinehand2003(op): 6:40am On Jul 13, 2016
Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja 

The United States government says it has no information on the alleged crimes committed by President Muhammadu Buhari’s wife, Aisha.

The acting Public Affairs Officer, US Consulate General, Lagos, Frank Sellin, said this in an email sent to our correspondent on Tuesday.

Sellin said this in response to an enquiry made by our correspondent regarding allegations that the President’s wife was wanted in the US and was avoiding travelling to the country.

In a message, Sellin said, “Thank you for the inquiry.  We have no information to provide on this matter.”

The Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, had, last month, alleged that Mrs. Buhari was involved in the $185m Halliburton scandal.

While reacting to the freezing of his Zenith Bank accounts by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Fayose claimed that the wife of the President was a wanted person in the US.

He had said, “Even the President cannot claim to be an angel. The estate he built in Abuja is known to us. His wife was indicted in the Halliburton scandal. When that American, Jefferson, was being sentenced, the President’s wife was mentioned as having wired $170,000 to Jefferson. Her name was on page 25 of the sentencing of Jefferson. We can serialise the judgment for people to see and read.”

Fayose repeated the claim in a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Idowu Adelusi. He said Aisha refused to travel with the President to the US because of her involvement in the scandal.http://punchng.com/weve-no-fraud-information-buharis-wife-us/

RomanceRe: 7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by divinehand2003(op): 3:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
Dab2mydick:
don't say that... Shosh!


Yoruba ass is hot egusi soup with stock fish and chicken and goatmeat, downloaded with semo...


Don't go there!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Where Does Euro Triumph Place Ronaldo Among The All Time Greats by divinehand2003(m): 3:56pm On Jul 12, 2016
Let CR7 Win the FIFA world cup first, then I am sure it will be ranked as thus, ''CR7, Pele, Maradonna, Messi. etc....
RomanceRe: 7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by divinehand2003(op): 3:52pm On Jul 12, 2016
mikool007:
truth be told...yoruba gals are as neat as dey come, its either u hv bad luck choosing the women u date or d neat 1'z didn't agree cuz ur also...
Maybe it's bad luck.
RomanceRe: 7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by divinehand2003(op): 3:50pm On Jul 12, 2016
7inches:
THIS IS A VERY BIASED TOPIC OBVIOUSLY COMING FROM OFE MAN...
well let me chip in thses u omitted without hatin.

1.YORUBA GALS ARE VERY DIRTY... this is very true yoruba gals are dirty..yes most of can dress well in their native attire no doubt but remove dat dress u will see d definition of dirtiness...average yoruba gal can bath only once a day in d morning before going out and datsd end for dat day...HEY !!.WOMEN PRODUCE MORE ODOUR DAN MEN BCZ THEH HV MORE FATTIES so u be taking ur bath atleast 2times a day dats if u neva went out or did tudious work otherwise its 3.

2.VERY VERY INSULTIVE... just hav a little misunderstand with a yoruba gal and watch her bash ur innocent parents at home if u cant respect som1else parents because they aint urs den u are brought up poorly ..and u beging to wonder how.YORUBAS ARE VERY RESPECTFUL...pls prostration and salutation is not respect.

3.SOUP TOO OILY...they can use one bucket of oil to cook a small pot of soup..70 -8o% of soup should be water. but to a yoruba woman 80% of soup is oil. d day i ate a yoruba soup i took LOPERAMIDE capsule for a week befor my belle return to normal and i vowed not to make such mistake again.

.DONT BLEND WELL IN INTERIBAL MARRIAGE... if u are not a yoruba man d only way ur marriage will be peacful and succesful with a yoruba woman is by both of u living in a yoruba land.. dont get me wrong u can take her to holiday or vissit ur peple for few weeks.. bt to liv there permanently she wont accept.. not all d time though bot 90%0f d time.

GOOD IN BED. . i must admit diz if u marry a yoruba woman be assured of good sex becoz she wil give u sex till ur head bust.. dey dont get tired and they kno best positin to give u ...they let u take control on bed and make u feel like a man wont call quit until u are satified ..THUMBS UP TO THEM FOR THIS.
Lol
Bros you harsh oooo.
RomanceRe: 7 Important Things You Should Know Before Marrying A Yoruba Girl by divinehand2003(op): 3:49pm On Jul 12, 2016
Dab2mydick:
I respect their buttocks alot.. Massive!


Others don't count for me...
Haba, you must have lived in Yoruba land all your life. Go out and see what God has done to other babes other than Yoruba. I swear, u must confess too.
SportsRe: Ronaldo And His Team Mates In His Private Jet After Their EURO 2016 by divinehand2003(m): 3:37pm On Jul 12, 2016
ddippset:
Portugal is a one man team. Ronaldo singlehandedly carries Portugal, on his back. He singlehandedly won the final for them which coincidentally was their biggest game ever! Ronaldo is better than Pele, Messi and Maradona put together.
Wrong, wrong, wrong again.....

You got it all wrong.

Teamwork and non-reliance on CR7 brought them the cup this time around. Good job team Portugal.
SportsRe: UEFA Names 11-man Team Of EURO 2016 by divinehand2003(m): 11:38am On Jul 12, 2016
Icon4s:
Who be Gareth Bake? grin
Ooops

Na GARETH BALE oooooo
RomanceRe: Do U Like It Wen A Guy Moans During Sex by divinehand2003(m):
Lol

I usually go like this when we are in cloud 9,
'' Ohhhhh, babyyyy, you can finish me, you can destroy my joystick, you torment me, you scatter me, you are drainnnniiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggg meeeeeee nooooooow!!!!!!''
RomanceRe: 5 Things You Should Know Before Marrying An Igbo Girl by divinehand2003(op): 8:24am On Jul 12, 2016
5. If you cheat on them you are dead

Okay, calm down. They may not kill you physically but you can be sure that they will make your life and that of your missus hell. If you want to marry an Igbo girl then you should know that as subtle and sweet as they are, they could be highly venomous when pushed and taken for granted.

They are not ladies who would watch and fold their hands while you cheat on them. They would confront you and your lover with their findings and would deal with you both. Therefore, learn to love them in totality and avoid cheating on them.

https://www.naij.com/884505-5-important-things-know-marrying-igbo-girl.html
RomanceRe: 5 Things You Should Know Before Marrying An Igbo Girl by divinehand2003(op): 8:23am On Jul 12, 2016
4. She will take care of you with love

Igbo girls are hardworking and industrious, they would help you manage your resources and give you their all while at it. Most of them understand that it is the role of the man to fend for the family; they will support you while you do this and manage your empire for you.

In cases where they pick up jobs, you can be sure they will support you with it. They are well cultured and display good characters.

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