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Na serious HIV infection dey announce itself be that ooo.

Last I checked, Naija delta is located in the Caribbean HIGHLANDS

Lol
It's only ladies on telemundo these rules apply.
Naija oloshos too bad oooo. Trust me, you will only jam Zuma rock ooooo.
Abi them dey catch spirit?

Savings account no longer exists in Nigerian banking system.
You pay them for saving your money nowadays.
It's now called DEBIT ACCOUNT .

Lol
Na competition?

gboss4sure:
Story for the goods o

Advise needed badly, thanks.

marshalcarter:
Nonsense!!!!!!

And sum idiots wud say dnt have sex till you get married....dats the disadvantage

How would you date sum1 for just 6months and decide to get married

Which kain hook up be dis 1

Aunty....go and apply for lying form at lai mohammed state university

But adultery and fornication is not allowed now

"Dear Everyone,
My name is Cynthia and I have been married for a year now
but I am already fed up with the marriage. I want out but
my church is against divorce.

I met my husband, Ugochukwu, in church and in fact, it was
the pastor that linked us together and he forbade us from
having any form of premarital sex. Before I joined the church,

I had had my fair share of playing around in school and I am
a very sexually active woman.

We were not allowed to be alone so as to avoid any temptation
and therefore, we got married barely six months after we began
courting.

On the night of our wedding, when I expected to consummate our
marriage, my husband pleaded tiredness due to the wedding and
the reception.

Little did I know that he was hiding something from me until the
third night that I practically forced him to have sex with me.

That was when I discovered that Ugo has the penis the size of a
what a 10-year-old boy would have, that is when it is fully erect.

I was highly disappointed but I tried to cover it and get myself
tuned to it but apart from having such a tiny manhood, Ugo could
not last up to a minute.

And it has been the same all through and I am getting so frustrated
by this. I cannot tell anyone, not even our pastor so as not to
shame him.

He has given me the permission to have a sex partner outside but I
can't do that while married to him.

I think the best thing to do is to divorce with but anytime I bring
that up, he would cry and beg me not to leave him.

But for how long would I continue to stay in such a marriage?

I need advice fast.

Malaysia

Salary, is a specific amount that is paid @ the end of the week or month as the case may be, to an employee. Bellow are different types of salaries in 9ja, please which one do u earn?

1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.

2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.

3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.

4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.

5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.

6. Time Travelling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it. Ahahahah!

Happy Workers Day Peeps! 1 love.

Lol

Women can suspect anything!!! Even if they see a cockroach on your shirt, they will begin to suspect the man.

Nawao

Who be this Otuetue now?

U nor reach now

Juju nor dey work for football joor

So surprised we aren't no:1

Hmmmm

It can be annoying crossing borders esp in Africa.

This present APC led government is directionless right from the day it took over the helm of affairs at the Federal level.

Its even more confused today.

They seriously need to perform or else they will be booted out come 2019.

True talk, just refilled my vehicle few moments ago in Calabar.

Buying Cars from Cotonou: The Myth&Truth

We probably have heard different brave and may be slightly bogus stories about buying cars from Cotonou and also how these cars are all smuggled via Nigerian border towns. Other stories that cloud vehicle purchase from Cotonou are the assumed inevitable problems these vehicles encounter after getting to their end users. Some of these stories are true and in spite of these tall tales, some underlying reasons still make this trading option worth considering and this is why I found it interesting to put up a little list of the facts and the fiction that surround buying cars from Cotonou.

Myth #1: Cars are Cheaper in Cotonou.

When it comes to the purchase of fairly used cars, always remember that good cars come with a higher price tag and the fact that these cars (tokunbo) cars don’t have a rigid price tag. The two main factors that influence pricing of these cars are; how clean(mileage and appearance) the vehicle is and your bargaining power (which has a whole lot to do with how informed and persuasive you are). The major Cotonou advantage is the availability of a wide range of options even for the same type of car you might have in mind.

Myth #2: Buying cars from Cotonou is plain risky.

Buying cars from Benin might not be as convenient as simply going to a nearby car lot, paying for your car and driving off immediately but, it is anything but risky if you go about it the right way. Simply ensure you obtain important documents like original custom papers (after paying the duty) and most importantly the carte-de-cruise (after obtaining the vehicle receipt) document.

Myth #3: Agents are frauds.

When it comes to trading across Nigeria-Benin borders, it’s best you have an agent to guide you through. You might be paying them for almost everything you most likely can do by yourself; but here are reasons why you should consider the agency path; firstly, these agents (experienced ones) understand the market trends and true valuation of vehicles at anytime of the year. Secondly, park-owners can spot a novice a mile away and can easily capitalize on that, the third reason is the language barrier. And lastly, after crossing the Nigerian border you don’t need to grease all palms and you need someone experienced on that route to deal with custom or police men along this route. Escorts generally charge #5,000 and above to deliver cars from the border to their destinations.

Myth #4: Cotonou cars are clean and never tampered with.

These men have blood flowing through their veins and also have families to feed just like desperate Nigerians over here do. Just like cars get upgraded and maybe tampered with here in Nigeria, these things happen as well in Benin. You can get odometer readings reduced, repair accident-vehicles and even replace essential vehicle parts. However, these practices are in most cases done in the open with the buyer or trader’s permission. Everything boils down to hiring the right agent for the job.

Myth #5: You can get your order in less than 24hours.

This is very unlikely because cars in Cotonou are subject to the first-come-first-serve basis, meaning you have to physically select the vehicle of your choice and make the necessary payment or deposit to secure the vehicle. So paying fully for a vehicle and processing it that quickly(less than 24hrs) probably means you didn’t take time to assess the vehicle (with a mechanic or technically grounded individual with knowledge about cars) or you just didn’t take out time to choose. After payment there is no going back so it’s best to exercise patience.

http://autobaseafrica.com/buying-cars-from-cotonou-the-mythtruth/

She is cute

Hmmm

LET BYGONES BE BYGONES.

Move over to the next page pls

More pls

TY nor look like her at all ooo

Na Nollywood story be this

Lol

Yeye too dey smell these days.

[i][/i]''Shiooor! His father could not change him, his mother could not change him but it’s you and your ikebe that will now change him?''

I particularly like that part of the article, dear OP.

Nice one.

EMPTY

Marriages fail because one or both parties want it to fail.

Keep enjoying yourself Bro, nothing do you oooo

WEDDINGS ARE SWEET BUT MARRIAGE LIFE HAS ITS DULL MOMENTS.
Safeguard your marriages.

Lol

We shall all carry our placards to occupy Aso Rock.