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bettercreature:
wHY all this apostle because of dicck size beside,either you like it or not SIZE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

Lol, bros did u read d post at all?

yungbillionaire:
dis reminds me of wen a friend came bragging about dis nice and expensive shirt he bought and how i wudnt undastand cuz me now proudly okrika i dey wear...d day he finally wore it out was one of d worst days of his life cuz we saw two people dat day wit same shirt...one was an okada riderr n d oda was a female groundnut seller....i dint just say a word but[b] d joyful expression on my face [/b]was saying a lot...d guy just kept on talking about d shirt till we got to our destination...while me, laff wan kill me.

I know that feeling

Pheew! Why I'm I writing this..

Would want to know reader's personal views on this.

Let me tell you a short crazy story about a guy.

There are 2 things you need to know about this guy, One, he's tall, well fed looking and handsome and Two, he has a hmm..lemme say 'kinda moderate dick'. There is this particular day we're at a gym doing some workouts with my social circle... And i met this guy, But i noticed that something like a round ball was bulging from inside the boxer short. I'm like..

"Damn, what da fvck is this guy packing, like seriously?!!"

I looked away, but I still couldn't imagine what kind of monster he's packing. So I made up my mind to find out.

Then I walked up to him, exchange jokes, views on the gym structure and stuffs. But deep down, I still knew my GOAL - to find out what monster he has down there, and I'm sure getting it. So i threw him off balance by framing a question to him, and the conversation went thus...

"Boss, nawa oh, this 'thing' wey u just gidi carry down there, hah! hah! if the thing erect fully, he no dey hurt u so? How many inches dat wan cum be, like 16inches bah?"

"Baba, no be so oo, na only X inches i get o"

"Chill, no whine me, this stuff pass X inches jhoor, okay shey make dem bring tape cum, make we measure?"

"Haha, baba, serious i no lie you.. I just dey gym the thing ni o"

"Gym the thing? I no get, Make we go changing room, make u show me how"

After persuading, we reach changing room o.. What I saw, was... Crazy... Wristbangle & Tosyne2much, promise me you won't laugh.

This guy actually knot the smaller size of a gym hand dumbell, and tied it to the tip of his penis (dangling downward like a simple pendulum)
What da heck, I'm like..

"Omo see parole, why nah? Kini scope?"

Then he explained that his girlfriend broke up with him because he couldn't satisfy her sexually. Now he's 'blaming' that on his penis size. Gyming the 'lovely kingtom thing' to gain size.


***** NOW, size! Size! SIZE!

Does size matter? It's the age old question.

Married or not.

Men are obsessed with the size of their 'tool'.
This is a question that you already have your mind made up on.
If you think size matters, or doesn't matter, you're right.

If you think size matters, then your sexual power is defined by your size. But if you want to be sexually powerful, read on...

Hey, big size is good o, you know, the length goes in down there and hits the nerve ending of the hot inner deep spot. (OMG, that feeling, damn!)

(*clears throat*)
Let's talk about reality...

Here is one truism about female sexuality...

Female Vaginal Orgasms Are NOT Determined By Size.
If a woman IS vaginally orgasmic, a finger would do it. If a woman is NOT vaginally orgasmic, NOTHING would do it, no matter how big. If you like carry iron-rod. It won't

(By the way, the best method to give a woman her very first vaginal orgasm is by using your middle finger.)
That's the reason why some girls rationalize on a guy's middle finger.
Gawd.. That middle finger is 'something'.

Vizkiz & cutehector, are u listening?

The truth is that...

Size does NOT determine if a woman will, or will not, have a vaginal orgasm in intercourse.

And there are many females who ask what they can do because their well endowed husband never gives her orgasms.

There has never been a case where a woman has vaginal orgasms only with 'large' men but never has vaginal orgasms with 'modestly sized' men. Never.

Big size =/= Female Orgasm

And it all makes sense when you understand that sexuality for women is entirely mental (brain firework) not big, huge sizes and when you understand that, with just your middle finger you can give a woman her very first vaginal orgasm.


NOTE :- If a woman ever tells you that she will only have sex with well endowed men, then you can be sure that she's never had a vaginal orgasm. She's just parabolating cos she doesn't know what she want.

She wants orgasm NOT size.

The earlier you understand this, the better..

I'm not judging
I'm not saying having small size is good and I'm not saying it's bad.
Get the size you want, you can do it. I know you can.. At the end, Just do whatever the fvck you want to do.

But size doesn't guarantee female orgasm.
At least you won't go around Gym'ing your 'tool' to get some crazy admired size.


Size is just a bonus not the MAIN..

Save yourself from the bondage and depression.

Thank you.
Djboosting
Lalasticlala..

michaeljaybasse:
I like every word u put up there..cos dis was a case of d iniiatail me....am cute lookin,and like preety girls bt I watched too many romantic movies dat brrain washed me...so I startd doin to please...only wen I realized I ws a office..and people don't value what see chasin dem around,dey value what gives them time to get atttention..I found my steering wheels....9ce bro..

The worst thing u can ever do to your own self is... Doing things to make someone like you... Seeking reaction..

The person who wrote/composed those romantic movie script doesn't know 'game' too. Dats why those movies causes alot of damage.

I'm very happy u've been learning about things u've missed right now..

It's not too late tho'

asumo12:


SOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!

And if only u just take d time to read, u'd be sooooooooooo happy!!!

STFUareyouGod:
Too long

Yes, it is

ayemerbarth:
On point. though I nevr read it.

Thank you. Though u're not welcome

kolatcole:
Guy, i jst cant help bt clap my hands, i doff my heart bro. U ar such a genius

I appreciate d huge ego boost.. Pleasure mine..
I'm sure u've learnt one or two things.

Adasun:
There are many science text books to read joor?

Do wotever u want to do.. The content up here is not for everybody

noblemails:
i will read this thread during my annual leave

Dats lovely.. @least there is 45days left till anoda new year

MrsPhyno:
Lol I've faced enough challenges here on NL I won't try u.

Smirks**
Not on NL tho' ... But cool all d way.

JuanDeDios:
Brilliant essay. Thanks, op.

Pleasure mine

bigwind:
You make brain op,. Will be back to drop a question for you.

Alright u're welcome..

MrsPhyno:
OP or whoever wrote this. U try. Ur not as good as I am, but u try small

Small? Don't try me, i love challenges

Laveda:
Too long. . Can't read that thing jor

Okay.

wordbank:
I no know y I no fit read ds epistle weda na d excessive spacing or na sleep

Probably it's the sleep
Are u awake now?

halfrica:
I swear u said my mind
Are u related to a magician??

We need sumone to magically put op writes up into 2 lines

No magic

nickkylawve:
op u expect me to sit down nd read all this I swear u are on ur own mayb others will

Ofcourse I do expect u..

But I didn't forget the fact that d post is written, and to be read through by a few select group of people who think they can benefit from it.

When a guy wants to DATE the girl he met, what should he do?

And what's the common kind of mistake he should NEVER make around her?

Those 2 questions and more, answered in today's write up. You ready?

This Red wine here just finished sliding deeply down my throat, So I am.

Let's Ride.

Shoutout to Mystic1 & xxxtedyxxx
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"How Do I Get This Hot Girl I Met To Go Out With Me."


Mr P.

What's up Boss.

I just bought your awesome product about a week ago.... Babes have been more engaged in conversations more than usual and I know it's because of your guidance.

There is this one particular babe I have had my eye on for a while... the only time I really get to have enough time for us to have some conversation is in the morning and the rapport has been good (blah blah blah)....
We exchange nos and she came to my place once.

Whenever she ask for card, I send to her and money too. But I really want her as my girlfriend, help a brother out.
I really love this girl (blah blah) .

Thanks, u're the man.

=======================================


Hey Mr P, thanks for writing in.

I'm going to rip you to shreds first, then build you back up now;
So by the time you're done reading these words, you're going to notice you feel even more Confident and assured of your ability to not only attract this girl, but to attract even better ones too. OK? Cool.


Here we go.....

I want to start with your whole mindset of "Super analyzing the issue"

It's fvcked up dude. lol

No bueno

**
Your Original question was more like a Super-story, but we had to shorten it significantly just to make it digestible for other guys.

Don't tell stories too much
Let her be the one doing that for you.


Now, here's what I would do :


1.) Do NOT make your little "I REALLY want her as my girlfriend; I REALLY love her..." joke

I love you for being an action-taker and betting on yourself, as it assure your long-term success,

BUT
...........there's nothing funny or attractive about that joke bruv.


From what I'm seeing here contextually, u've already asked her out and she turned you down; So u want to find the best way to go ask her out again.


Huh?
(It makes me want to strike your wrist with a selfie stick until you have the feeling of pain on your wrist)

Like seriously?!


It is a weak, low-status mindset to attract women/girls.

It is no more a"Desire" ; It has turned to "Need". Which is weak man.

Be playfully cocky, own your non-neediness, Share it as a gift freely to the world.
Not that you should sell yourself.

Can't you see your dick hate you for that?
Check the young-man down there; It can never be erect with the


"I really need her as my girlfriend" mindset.

Get it?

The behaviour also communicates to her that you are WELL-AWARE of these conversations you guys have been having, and tthat they mean alot to you,

And you're basically offering up your dick on a wood platter, cheaply.

She hasn't even impressed you yet, so why are u so bent on trying to impress her?


If 'proposal' was a person, it would even slap you on the face right now for giving it away easily, and making yourself so EASY for her.


Promise me, right now, you will not do this again. Good

... Onward we roll.



2.) Traditional Mistake :- About the issue of sending cards and money to her.


All I see here is a girl taking advantage of your advances towards her.

She's only halfway attracted to you, but since u're so bent on dating her, she can see that all over you and wants to take advantage of that.

And u're falling for her trick too by becoming a "Coded maga".
Deep down, you know you don't like the card & money habits, but you think her asking means a 'greenlight', and you think you have to please her to make her like you.


You DON'T owe her ANYTHING.

Let me make this clear...

If at all you're going to send a girl anything,

Do it because you WANT TO..... NOT because you want her to like you.

Doing things to make a girl like you (That's the traditional bullshit some movies are telling you to follow)

Don't vibe with those movies. They are only acting according to a Script.

I take you on shopping = So u'll like me back.

I buy you flowers = So u'll start to see I'm sweet and
like me back.

I buy you gifts = So u'll like me back now.

I take you to expensive dates = So u'll see I can go
to the end for you and u'll like me back.

I write you long love letters = So u'll finally fall for
me.

WRONG! WRONG!! WRONG!!!

Where did all those jumbo-logic come from?

The movies?

Fvck the movies. (Those people dey crae)

Face the reality and forget the stupid movie fantasies.


Attraction with a girl is not something you buy.

As we know :-

#1 Law of Attraction of states;

"Girls are always attracted to guys who they think are better than them."


You do the maths yourself - If you were to be allowed to choose to spend time with someone who is : (1) higher than you
(2) lower than you

Which will u choose? - ofcourse higher than you

Your guess is as good as mine .



Next time you're having a conversation with her, say

**during conversation**

You : I really enjoy our conversations, but I can't make you my girlfriend

Her : (jokingly) Why? / I can't even be your girlfriend.

You : No, not that, I just have a feeling u're too young for me, like girls of under18 (no matter her age).

She : (laughs) oh, u better don't make a mistake, I'm not under18 oo.

(Now you'll say)
You : Really? So if i make u my girlfriend now, u mean I can trust you won't be jealous like those small small girls?

She'll reply u .... Infact anything she says by now, she's still bringing the toasting/proposal to your court indirectly, which is what we wanted in the first place. It'll now look like she's the one proposing/toasting you.


Then... NOTE this... (Finish the conversation with)

You :- Alright, since u're toasting me now, I'll think about your proposal but I'm not sure if I'd say yes oo,.. (Wink at her)

She'll laugh and try to deny it..

Then greet her telling her bye that you have something you have to attend to, even if you don't have. ...

***
Guy who get all the girls don't talk, and talk, and talk..

It spoils everything when you talk too much.

Then finish the conversation on a high note and go your own way.

And I think you can take it from there dude.....



You're welcome

Peace, bruv
Djboosting

All I see here contextually with ur story are:-

1. A young guy hyping a girl's value more than what she is.

2. A guy who's afraid to face reality.

3. A guy who has NO other option except this girl.


When will u ever stop manipulating ur awesome baddass brain worrying about just ONE girl.

The fact u need to face here is clear.. Which are :-


1. U're not your own fvcking boss.

2. Even if she claim to "love" u like u afore-claimed that u love her.. Cool.
U're in kwara now, she's in ogbomosho, lautech.

U think she won't meet handsome sugarcoated guys there too; which she'll give some chances to feel her body and heart..

Now u're in kwara, do u think u're still in the picture of this young girl in lautech (another location)?

Now my challenge for you right now :-

1. It's either u keep manipulating urself and refuse to face the reality dat she'll leave u... either she know the truth or not. (Sticking to wot doesn't exist)

OR

2. It's either u pick urself up, stop worrying and enjoy ur little ride with her, go out there and meet other girls and be the fvcking man every girl is attracted to and finally have ur hands full with something.


Your choice. Pick and Do whatever the fvck u want to do.


#peace

xxxtedyxxx:
you can't achieve true success dat way. Editing and copying free tips u got from free ebooks online, and selling it as a new package. Don't mislead people here pls. Deep down in ur heart, u know what u wana sell is just poo. Y don't u give dem the link to the free ebooks u used in compiling ur so-called package instead?

Anoda charles in d making.

Like u said "Compiled"..

But it is not.. Let's move on now, shall we?

xxxtedyxxx:
Carry ur yeye ebook commmot here abeg. All u did was compile tips from dating ebooks into one package, and call it urs. Guy waka abeg.

Hey, calm down bro,

It can't be that bad...



Those who think they needed it, have been requesting already


The book is not for everybody...

Likewise, success is not for everybody


Thanks.
Djboosting

chidexxy007:
@djboosting, wow.. dat was some tips guy, can't wait to see/read ur book..
thanks man.... would get in touch with u bro 4 dat book cos I tink I'll surely need it

You're welcome bruv...

Rather than waiting for just 'reply tips'.. Which is very good by the way..

It's good to have the determination of being your own guru.. So one can easily deduce where he's getting it wrong, and see easy solution what to do to get it right...

Love your desire to move forward from the 'normal' routine u've been doing all this while..

We'd keep in touch..

Thanks
Djboosting

chidexxy007:
I guess am normal na. thx 4 d swift reply though.
as for d 2nd part, I meant we will b discussing an having laffs all of a sudden I've run outta words to say or reply. happens majorly wen am using d social media. any tips on hw to make the conversation to keep burning?...
Note: only chat in evening/night as am quite busy during d day

Chidex.. Bruv how is ur handsome, good-looking self today...
I'm aware,

handsome = good-looking..

Do I care? Not really

So let's get into your question...

I explained this "drop-in-conversation energy" in the new book I'm writing and working on currently.

Titled "THE CONVERSATION BIBLE"



Let me give u a little sight from the book... Which is;

One of the major reason why most guys can't keep up a great conversation with girls is because, as I refer to it in my book

"Lack of Multi-thread"

Multi-thread - means being able to talk about wide variety of things about her or the environment..

Being unable to Multi-thread is a muscle.. And

Being able to Multi-thread is also a muscle.

U just need to keep training the right one for you..


Girls can sense it miles away that a guy is thinking of wot to say..

Why guys lack in what to say is because they think there is a "Conversation protocol" anywhere that they should follow...

Hmmm.. Reread that

Conversation protocol = failure

***
Guys who game and handle tons of girls don't go out worrying about what to say...

They say anything they want and they trust the environment will provide...

Listen to this carefully

"Environment always, I meant always provide answers to a conversation length"


Read that again once more...
No fvck that, read it again the third time, this time say it out loud for yourself to hear.


Let me give u few examples here :

Guy goes up to a babe wearing a black-top and they got talking..

1. Guy1 starts thinking of wot to say next, and bfor he knows it the conversation is down..

Put urself in the girl's position.

Will u feel attraction for the guy?

Answer that urself..


2. Guy2 did not worry abt wot to say, he checks d environment and got something like;

"Hey, look at the building over there, if u were to be a painter and I hired u, what color would u hav painted the building?"...

Babe laughs and start thinking and investing in the convo too...

Babe : blue color

Guy2 : why? Are u trying to tell me ur favourite color right now?

Boom! Conversation keep flowing

Now, you as the babe in the second convo, will u feel attracted to the guy?

U know d answer.



Since I love giving values to my fellow guys out there...

Let's view another scenario here.

Guy and babe having a date in an eatery..

1. Guy3 starts asking babe all sort of questions, what are ur hobbies, color, blah blah and blah, as if he is interviewing her... Now guy run out of wot to ask, conversation dies down...
He start thinking of wot to say... NO WAY OUT.
Failure..


2. Guy4 starts asking question and all of a sudden between eating he pauses, looks into the babe's eye, smiles and say;

"Look around this eatery, if u were to change something in this place, wot would u change?"


Pdp = Apc ... Lol don't mind me..


Now u've given the babe a work to do with her brain.. Then u relax and look around or at what she's wearing, and make a statement again..

Gawd.. It's a very simple idea..

But if u think you still need a little help, u can holla me for a copy (The Conversation Bible).. for a tolerable amount and u won't have to worry about wot to say to make girls feel attraction for you anymore.

08138106197.. Or ... Olorunfemitaiwo1@gmail.com


That should help bro.

.#peace

falconey:
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Don't mind the dude... Let him keep enjoying the laugh he's getting from his crush, while another high-status dude keep getting "moaning and screams" from the girl..

Those with eyes are many... but only few see things

Olayinka8793:
bro I got an unusual problem that require your advice,I created a thread for it pls help me,your attention is needed here https://www.nairaland.com/2660310/advice-urgently-needed-#38910334 thanks and God blessed.

Just finished reading ur post, I want to give u the best help I could render... Best should be on phone... Mind giving me an "Hi" on whatsapp - 08138106197 ...

Let's motivate that awesome mind of urs together

darkmata:
Guys, I need una analysis 4 dis mata. we all undastand d importance of a lady investing in a relationship. there is dis lady I've bin dating 4 a year nw, n we agreed in a "no sex relationship" (but deep down I ain't kul wit it). She does most of d investing like , calling more, texting me first, there was a time she got me a gift self, wen there wasnt really any occasion sef, but afta all dis I haven't kissed her( [b]we do cuddle [/b]though) i hav gone 4 a kiss a couple of times, but she do back out. we do even sex chat most times. But my confusion is dis , since I haven't really kissed her, I do feel a times DAT I have been friendzoned. am I right? have i bin friendzoned?

Bruv, u're getting friendzoned gradually....

I'm even having a feeling u've been friendzoned already...


Don't make this ridiculously rookie mistake again..


Cuddle == before ==> fvcking


You don't cuddle before you fvck..

You fvck before you cuddle

Cuddle == after ==> fvcking...


She hasn't done anything worth it to gain ur cuddling attention.


#Peace

MRBrownJ:
@Djboosting

****

Bruv...

The way I painted my picture, to me is THE RIGHT WAY...

The way u painted yours, to u might all be the right way...

I gave my advice and u gave urs (which u concluded to be in contrast)

Nice to hear ur view... No dispute..

Life is about choices and decision


But...

Your style is not and will never be my style...


Have a wonderful day ahead..

#peace

agarawu23:
Good afternoon all.

I have an issue of a nairalander that wants to remain anonymous but seriously needs our advice. Since the issue is on his future, I don't think only my advice will be enough for him.
So matured advice needed pls.....

I will just brief the issue cos nobody wanna read long story.

---- his dad and the lady's dad had and agreement on both of them to marry when they were 10.

---- his dad is dead but his Anty is another withness of the vows and promises within both families.

--- luckily for both of them, they liked each other and started dating without being forced(that was year 2008)

---- the guy engaged the Lady year 2011 when both of them heard the promises between the two families (of cus they love each other )

----- problem started when the guy updated his FB relationship status to "engaged" with the lady's name. The lady was angry and broke up with him. (That was when he emailed me for advice). I told him that wasn't enough reason to break up with someone and there is something hiding about the lady which I advised him not to trust her.

The Lady came back to him and they sort things out. The relationship was a No sex relationship cos the guy was a Virgin and he told me the lady was a Virgin too. I told him then to confirm the lady's virginity cos I seems not to blv she is one; but the guy doesn't know how to do that.

---- Now the lady slept with her boss and got pregnant but later did a successful abortion. The lady lied to the her Anty that the guy was responsible for the pregnancy but later Confessed it was her boss.

----- The guy was hospitalized due to shock when he heard the story. He is now hypertensive.

Now the problem on ground which I don't think I can handle alone is

1. The guy doesn't know what next to do.

2. He doesn't want to break the bond between both family cos the lady's father isn't aware of the recent situation.

3. He loved and care for the lady with all his life but he is now confused.

4. He is currently hypertensive cos of the lady.

5. What advice will you give him?

over to you romancelanders

Things involved....

The guy in question is not sparking any female attraction in the girl.. They only claimed to be "in relationship"..

And the girl wants more...

She wants to explore her sexuality out there before sticking to one man all her life....

She wants to 'feel things'



All that can be observed here contextually is that the "FAMILY BOND" means nothing to the girl...


Girls are emotional creatures, some girls already decided what they wanted and go for it, irrespective of the rules layed...




1.. The guy is obsessed about the girl...

(might be her beauty or whatever reason best know to him since the story is a summary) ...

He seemed to be too clingy to the girl in cost of "she's my already planned wife" ... And it's freaking the girl out (brings us to the Facebook status and more issues between them)

#FAILURE


2.. The guy is needy..

Maybe he is not good with girls outside this girl in particular.. That's why he's sticking to her.

Whatever he's doing with the girl is coming from a place of scarcity and NEEDINESS...

If he's in a place of ABUNDANCE with other girls, he won't worry about one little outcome with one little girl somewhere .... Leading to hypertension..

Urh oh...too bad


I'm not a fan of breaking whatever relationship anyone is having anywhere...

But I'd advice the guy to...

1... Get a VISION and purpose in life where he'll channel all is energy... Cos the guy has no life right now .. At all - NO life..

Hypertension on a girl = NO life..


2.. Find other girls and do things with them, enjoy ur life outside ur comfort zone... Get great people in ur life...

There are one million and one girls out there waiting for u to talk to them...



Finally... To all guys out there...

Don't ever give all ur power to women.. U're a man..

Note this:- the moment a lady completely has ur Love, at that point she STOPS loving you...


***
Got a great day ahead..

#Peace

raayah:
i am only asking questions.

from this story, i didn't hear the girls trying to save themselves, maybe they left it out. If they had said, we called the police or sought help, it would have been different. She arrived and someone told her she owed her money and she started work like that? If she was locked up in an isolated area,I would understand.

Sex slavery is real but a lot of people fight to come out of this. These girls didn't do anything.

i dont think these girls wanted to leave , there are many agencies in Russia that are in place to help nigerian girls.

The best way to answer ur question or curiousness is....

Read this Nairaland story - "There and back on time" by Zuby77...



***

Here.. https://www.nairaland.com/1333913/there-back-time-nairaland-best.

You may also want to go to www.globalruns.com and start from season 1.
The one here on nairaland stopped two years ago.


The whole picture of what the girl is saying will be painted fully for ur imagination

Lol... I've got some fellow corpers self wey no send...

That's why the male corpers take revenge on the girls in the community when they shout their names...

"Oga corper, lemme help u carry ur bag to ur place"..

Corper go just gree... No need to they package any room...

Na dem build the house, so no yawa... Make we gather use am..



*****
But why is the Signboards shinning like this and the room is dull....

Buhari needs to probe the community leaders, they need Change!