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 Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by djmask(m): 6:34pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
abiolert:Please if you have past question paper, kindly send me too. God bless you big |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Date An Actor by djmask(op): 2:28pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
osedvgirl:Can't blame a man when the wife cannot handle jealousy well. Actors jovial attitude makes them attractive and they have to be receptive also. But the wife have to believe in her husbands ability to set boundaries. |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Date An Actor by djmask(op): 2:25pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Tallesty1:Am damn serious...lolzzzz |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why You Should Date An Actor by djmask(op): 2:24pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Strahovski1:Thanks bro...we make sense jare |
| Romance › 7 Reasons Why You Should Date An Actor by djmask(op): 2:01pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
1. ACTORS CAN LISTEN If you ever witness a rehearsal process/acting in action, you will know that actors pay a great deal of attention and listen to details. No absent mind in rehearsal or at character understanding meetings. So when that issue is burning in your heart, when you want to complain about how your new Mary Kay lipstick is making your lips dry and smoggy, when you wanna discuss girls drama, tap your Actor boyfriend, and you will have the best listening ear. They do not only listen, they listen to understand, participate, comfort, and achieve a resolution just like they do to every script and Directors 2. INTERPRET YOUR EMOTIONS Truth be told, actors live by studying and interpreting characters laden with different emotions, lifestyle and character. They study the inner core of the role/character to play and they interpret it perfectly. So when you are moody, sad and gloomy; when all that comes out of your mouth after he asked "what is wrong" is 'nothing', your actor boyfriend will save the day. He will know your wants and worries and apply the necessary ointment to sooth, placate and uplift. 3. FUN EVERYDAY WITH NEW IDEAS AND EXPERIMENTATION. Actors do new things everyday. Artiste are known to be innovative and actors runs the game. They undergo new things everyday, operates a dynamic timetable and are open to experimentation. An Actor that fails to evolve will be stereotyped and that is bad for career. So its well known that actors are always evolving and willing to new ideas and acting styles. The main theme of this point is that, the house will not be boring and the bedroom will never suffer for lack of ideas 4. TOP NOTCH MEMORY AND IMPROVED ROM Actors cram a lot of words, scripts, acting positions, blockings etc. An actor can cram over 10 pages of document in minutes. Nough said, your birthday, every little anniversary; like first kiss, first sex, first toasting etc will all be remembered. So there won't be drama about how he is uncaring and selfish when he forgets your birthdays and numerous anniversaries. And each remembrance will be marked with fanfare 5. THE JOKES NEVER STOP POURING Actors are free and they assume a whole lot of roles. They can also be a clown when the need arise. Whatever you want them to be, they can. And they can be naughty, playing pranks that will be funny in days to come. Never a dull moment with an actor boyfriend. 6. CAN HANDLE TANTRUMS AND COPE WITH DRAMA. Most women are drama queens and their mood is like weather. They can swing from praises to heavy insulting words that will challenge the core of any calm man in minutes. Actors work with different Directors that have crazy attitude and can throw objects and they don't react. Legendary stage Directors like Wole Soyinka and Ola Rotimi were known to have insults actors' mother and father and throw objects like shoes to actors on stage. And the beautiful thing is these actors never revolt nor react. They see it as normal human emotions and it doesn't affect their work. So also, your little tantrums and emotional outburst cannot change the actor's love for you. Date an actor today. 7. ACTORS ARE GOOD WITH PEOPLE ESPECIALLY CHILDREN. Versatility is one important tool of an Actor. An actor does not say " I cannot" rather they see every challenges as a learning ground. Believe me that when that kid of yours needs a playmate, he/she will have one in your boyfriend or husband. Especially to single mothers, your kid will never be bored. They can also change diapers cos its part of the skill possessed...Actors are very skilled in a lot of things including cooking because they emulate many real life professions and characters. cc tosyne2much cc lalasticlala 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Funny Valentine Pictures. by djmask(m): 9:27pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Dope
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| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by djmask(m): 10:33am On Jan 24, 2016 |
officialEGO:When you get to camp show them ur certificate where they asked for ID and tell them your school collected urs cos its not ur property. Me I play Senate Building a fast one, I submitted my Part3 ID card instead of Part 4...cos I still have it. Camp officials will understand. OAU too dey follow protocol. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Dasuki And Olisah Metuh's Appearance In Court - The Difference by djmask(m): 8:36pm On Jan 19, 2016 |
You are really disgusting with this comparison. Did Metuh get bail? Yes!!! Did Dasuki get bail? No!! You need to stop sowing seed of discord and use ur links for good. sad world. Viviangist 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Lil Kesh "Ibile" Review: Perfect Response To Headies by djmask(op): 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Exactly...you have a scrutinizing eye my bro readwarn |
| Music/Radio › Lil Kesh "Ibile" Review: Perfect Response To Headies by djmask(op): 7:48pm On Jan 05, 2016*. Modified: 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
 Artiste: Lil Kesh Date Released: 4/Jan/2016 Producer : Pheelz and Young John Company: YBNL Rating: 4/5 YBNL artiste Ololade Keshinro popularly know as Lil Kesh released "Ibile" [means "Local or Native] on 4 of January 2016. The joint was produced by the two YBNL in-house producers "Pheelz" and "Young John." A fast pace song with a makossa underlay. It the normal tum-du-dum Nigeria song but the added Makossa on the chorus added flavour. The truth is when two producers that have independently produced smashing hits collaborated on a song, the result will be mind blowing. And Ibile did not disappoint especially for lovers of naija music and badoo style of music. We all are aware of the drama that happened on Jan 1 at Headies Award. Lil-Kesh probably kept this track to be released if he wins to further show people he deserves it or if he did not win to show the wrong person won and he has achieved that aim. Good News¶¶ This track will further cements Lil Kesh fans belief that he was robbed of the "Next Rated" crown, and will shake the stand of his doubted as a release of hits that does not have lewd lyrics. This track is groovy and hot, every radio station will jump on this in lieu of the heated atmosphere in the industry. The song is a certified banger and it will be a hit in a month time (quote me anywhere) I must commend Olamide and his management team for releasing this track when the media lights are still on them. With a street appeal and lyrics Ibile will be met with a rousing ovation from "mainland" goons. If you listen to this single without dancing then you are stiff. And please Kesh can sing abeg with that voice that appeals. Bad News¶¶ The argument against Lil Kesh was his lyrics are lewd, meaningless and not practical. But this one did not wipe the debaters off their feet. Although not lewd, its just not practical. Talking about how local he is and he doesn't form. Until he begins to branch out of this type of lyrics he will continue to be under the shadow of his bigger boss, and I don't see Olamide relinquishing that crown soon. But who am I? Thematically poor as usual, only the theme of being one self. But we all know that one has to conform with the laws of wherever we find oneself. Not just forming "Ibile"(Native/Local) everywhere. I expect a massive video for this track and I enjoin YBNL to get a reputable director and make this joint a classic one not just a street video. Thanks for reading a piece of my mind. http://egnolreviews..co.ke/2016/01/lil-kesh-ibile-review.html?m=1 @ lalasticalala
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| Poems For Review › Re: Stop Playing Adele by djmask(m): 6:43pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
Must I say more...awesome...awesome |
| Christianity Etc › 2016 Prophecies: Taking Advantages Of Our Gullibility by djmask(op): 6:38pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
A popular pastor with wide congregation and branches nationwide made some prophesies about 2016 and his members roared in his awe. I could not help the laugher at first and shake my head at peoples gullibility and lack of brain usage among we Africans. The first point "our pastor" made on his International prophecies was that: 1. "Natural disasters, floods, fires, earthquakes are likely to get progressively worse, until governments realize that these are part of Divine Judgements against those who pass ungodly laws". Now its no secret that this prophesy is directed at the USA because of their Gay Bill passage. Who doesn't know that places prone to natural disasters will have it irrespective of laws passed. Why was the disasters happening when USA never passed the bill? Won't the disasters affect Christians? What of countries where Christians are being killed? Or is God less concerned with humans safety but more concerned with sexual orientation? A wise student of the world will know that global warming is affecting the earth and places prone to natural disasters will have it. Pastor please stop telling me nonsense. 2 If a government will repent of disdaining Christ and His Church, He will help them win the fight against terrorism. This prophesy is directed towards Nigeria and western countries battling ISILs... Its a common knowledge that's the war against Boko Haram and ISIS is gaining momentum and victories are being recorded. We also know that its not only christian nations that are fighting, so what should the Muslim nations do, abi una God no sabi religious tolerance? 3. A major war will be averted this year. It is evident to the blind and audible to the deaf that the tension between turkey and Russia may escalate but the United Nations will never let it escalate and when such happens, our dearest pastor will say their prophesy holds water. There are steady tension between Israel and the Palestine... But that also cannot happen. The short or the story is that a massive war is being prevented every year. So the prophesy is just borrowed from the book. 4 A new sexually transmitted disease will surface this year. Scientists recently discovered a new sexually transmitted disease. But the way it works has not been fully unraveled. I must admit that the pastor is well read and listens/pays attention to news and events. He also knows that Nigerians hardly read apart from Gossip and celebrity gist. http://dailypost.ng/2015/12/09/british-scientists-confirms-existence-of-new-sexually-transmitted-disease/ These predictions (as I chose to call it) termed prophesy holds no water because a smart 10 year old could outline such. Please let's enlightened our mind this new year and stop looking like a foolish and gullible followers. 2 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: Kwara Batch B Pcms Lets Meet Here ....... by djmask(m): 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Hmmm Of all the state to serve in naija...Kwara is not a nice one in terms of renumeration....no state allawance. And the camp is an apology. Anyway you lots always seems happy to observe nysc to pose and take pictures. To any of u unfortunate enough to get posted to Isin, ask of me when u get here. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Takes A Swipe At Aregbesola by djmask(m): 3:01pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
How are we sure he meant Aregbesola? So many Governors are owing and so many Governors have private Jets. |
| Literature › Re: Kobo For Your Books by djmask(m): 7:44pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
officialEGO:Cool f-cutie |
| Phones › Letter To MTN About Sim Reregistration. by djmask(op): 6:54pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Olubunmi Nasiru wrote this on Facebook Dear MTN, I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash- can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Phones › Letter To MTN About Sim Reregistration. by djmask(op): 6:45pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Olubunmi Nasiru wrote this on Facebook Dear MTN, I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash- can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last. |
| NYSC › Re: Kwara State Batch A, Let's Meet Here by djmask(m): 8:22am On May 02, 2015 |
Odunharry:08066618385 |
| NYSC › Re: Kwara State Batch A, Let's Meet Here by djmask(m): 11:15pm On May 01, 2015 |
Pls I will like to go to camp on Monday...can one be allowed to sleep in camp on Monday? |
| NYSC › Re: Kwara State Batch A, Let's Meet Here by djmask(m): 8:00pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
dabrake:Thinking of redeploying too...how will I survive? |
| NYSC › Re: Kwara State Batch A, Let's Meet Here by djmask(m): 7:04pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
mmagrafix:Pls does Kwara state pay corpers...cos unlike everyone happy for me, I am not happy cos I hear the state don't pay. |
| NYSC › Re: This post has been deleted by djmask(m): 5:02pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
CrazyMan and yokiti pls do something about the spate of fake news gracing this page |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch “A” 2015 Call Up Letter Is Currently Out –see How To Print Yours by djmask(m): 11:46am On Apr 27, 2015 |
emmyw:That is a bloody timetable for Pete's sake. Has anyone printed theirs? No! We know they said that online printing starts on 27th but it hasnt started. That's the point 3 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch “A” 2015 Call Up Letter Is Currently Out –see How To Print Yours by djmask(m): 10:40am On Apr 27, 2015 |
Pls stop posting fake news or untrue news till you have a concrete proof all in an attempt to hit Front Page. We are not all gullible |
| Education › Re: 15 Reasons Why OAU Is Such A Great School: by djmask(m): 10:34am On Apr 21, 2015 |
Intellectuals Fighting for Emancipation. We a progressive and outspoken institution. I am forever grateful to that school for the spirit in me. I look at issues clearly and unbiased before judging. Greatest Ife!!!! 3 Likes |
| Literature › My Kidnapped Story. [eyes Of Demola Orekoya] by djmask(op): 6:15pm On Apr 19, 2015*. Modified: 9:44pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
This is Fiction. I was just thinking of the kidnapped kids and how they felt. So I decided to create a short story about it from the perspective of Demola the six years old. ************* The baby has been crying, Aunty Mary told us he needs candy and that if want, we can come along. Damola jumped up, leaving the castle we were building. "Mommy said we should not collect things from strangers" I told Damola, even though I wanted the candy. "I am not a stranger o, your mama brought me to help you people. The indomie you eat who cooked am?" Aunty Mary countered. And with that, I jumped up and followed her get the candy. I will resume my castle when I return so I can boast to Chidi tomorrow in school. I held onto Damola very tight as we cross the road just like mummy has always instructed me. We got to Noble's mummy shop to buy the candy. I chose the candy that i have always wanted but mummy said its not good. I though Aunty Mary will frown but she just told me to hurry up because our mom is waiting for us at her work place. I was so excited because Mummy has never taken us to her work place. She said she works in a place where money is kept. I am going to boast to Chidi tomorrow that i now know where batman, Ben 10 and spiderman keep their powers. We entered a bus. I was so excited, I have never entered those yellow buses before. But aunty Mary told me to carry Damola on my leg just like mummy too whenever we are going to church. The boy beside me was just shouting "Ojuelegba!!! Ojuelegba!!!. His clothes were dirty, I wonder if his mummy does not wash his clothes. Damola is already sleeping and his weight is much. He is not allowing me to see the cars on the road. We entered another bus and the dirty boy in this one was shouting "Iyana Ipaja!!! Enter with your change o!!!" Am having lots of fun today. Chidi will be happy when I tell him everything I have seen today. Aunty Mary stopped a Motorcycle, and she put me in front of the rider. I held the handle and I rode along with the rider. I wish Damola was in front with me. But he is battling with sleep. But there are lots of dirt and bushes, mummy's office cannot be here because she always say dirty people will go to hell, so she will not want to go hell by working in such a place. I wanted to ask Aunty Mary but she couldn't hear me because of motorcycle's noise. The motorcycle dropped us in front a house and left. "Aunty Mary is this mummy's office?" I asked. "No, your mummy will come to pick you here" she replied me. We entered inside the house and I saw other children playing on the rug. Damola and I sat on the cushion. Damola was crying that he wants to go home. Aunty Mary and a man with the big tummy were arguing in another room. She came out and shouted at Damola to keep quiet and not wake the baby. She came back later with indomie and chicken. But she did not allow us to eat it. She said unless we take the drugs she was going to give us, then no chicken. I don't like taking drugs but the chicken is sweet. I took the drugs and ate the chicken. Damola was crying and mummy was telling him to stop crying if he wants to watch Ben 10. I woke up in a semi dark room with Damola crying and smelling of urine. He has wee wee on the bed. The room looks strange and the door was locked. I joined Damola because i felt its the right thing to do. Aunty Mary later came to open the door. I was so weak to stand because of the sleep. Baby was sleeping behind aunty Mary's back. She gave us Golden morn but i did not like the taste. Its tasting like that drugs she gave us yesterday. I am feeling sleepy again and so is Damola. We were sleeping when the that ugly brother with big belly ran into our room. He dragged me and Damola out of the room. He dragged us to the backyard and put us in the bag. The type that grandma use to carry plantain from the village. They put the baby in my hand and said "your mummy will come and get you." I was too tired and I couldn't stay awake. Now the sirens are getting close. I heard footsteps and then I saw policemen and they took the baby and carry the sleeping damola and took us to a hospital where mummy was crying. I asked her why she was crying but she was asking me if I am okay. I told her am too tired and I want to sleep. |
| NYSC › Re: Please Help Me To Post This! by djmask(m): 9:04pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
If you have where to stay then you can manage ph. But the business is so much in ph. For u to attract customers u have to be unique and that requires money. Shops are also expensive. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: My Telephone Numbers Cloned—Governor Amaechi by djmask(m): 11:26am On Apr 11, 2015 |
obibankz:With wide spread violence and rigging? u must be a clown to celebrate the selling of ur right and better life to wike and PDP suckers. Rivers can never move forward with Wike. you are just bring sentimental and foolish like ur ikwerre brothers but u will regret if he wins 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by djmask(m): 7:15pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
juiceyjay:Without it you are not going to be mobilised...the registration is your way of saying I accept to be mobilised. in the past they mobilised so many who are not interested only for them not to turn up |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries Thread by djmask(m): 7:12pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
Mobi47:Same thing happened to me...upload another signature...make sure its not higher than 7kb...once u are done log out and log in again |
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