₦airaland Forum

Adikam:
ur own na protection dey u important pass.de moni wey he dey waste no concern u.girls wit decay brain una no be am,

If you have a sister you won't open ur mouth to address girls like this. When your mom was a girl, was she with a decayed brain? Mind ur utterances you this psychological deranged Liverpool fan. Mtchewww

Nigerians are not blind...just some of the electorate are so shallow in their thinking and understanding of politics, the ruling party are so happy of their stagnation and are happy to keep them so. A little push from Buhari is shaking them, a man who has worked does not worry about pay day.
Jonathan is a "Certain Failure, Buhari is a "Possible Success." Its high time we learn how to embrace change in this country even if it threatens the fabric of our tribalistic and sentimental belief.
#votewisely
GMB2015

This picture is so old....I wonder how come its making front page now. Anyways the guy is having fun. Rock it or leave it

joyblinks:
We already have a group on bbm. Drop your pins to get invited.

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PH based...so am in.

It will be nice...portharcourt could be boring at times. Am up for it sha.

Fraudsters have taken their scheme to the next level. Pls whoever recieve a text from NCC-GIFT stating that "Your SIM CARD Have =N=30,000 WITH MTN Visit www.simloaded.com To DOWNLOAD IT Now."
Please Nairalander this is a huge scam as the site will ask you to send 750 recharge card which will vamoose. PLS BE WARNED.

OP is suffering from a serious case of depression. And just like the average Nigerian, she blame witches. Better seek long term psychiatric treatment rather than decieve urself. Witches ko watches ni. Mtchewww. Narrow minded, and stupid followers of another nation anthology of fables. Aint nothing spiritual her. So those couples dont have other things or their own problem than to start witching you. Who are u sef that someone wanna witch? Important men are there, they are nt being witched, corrupt politicians are not being witched. Is it u that is just an housewife married to a man whom u are not even sure of his faithfulness that people will witch? What is the gain? U are simply depressed and deranged and some shots of anti psychotic drugs will help u.

fuckshit:
you're fücking right, particularly that number 4; you become fückingly wise. you fücking learn from the previous fücked up shït relationship.

you fücking become stronger; forgetting the fücked up shït mistakes but you fücking use the lessons learnt to fücking improve your next fücking relationship

nna u like f word o. Hmmm all na style

So I got my feeble heart broken and looking back at the whole thing. I realised that the breakup really added to me. And here are the five things I benefitted and you reading can also get if you get broken hearted
1. YOUR OUTLOOK IMPROVES.
This bore out of the need to impress your ex. Make him or her wish they never left. You dress better, shave ur beards, trim ur hair, iron ur clothes properly etc. Try to make them drool when next your path cross.
2. YOU STRIVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
Nothing can distraught a man than when he sees his ex and she said "I was right to dump his sorry ass." And nothing can beat the feeling one gets when your ex eyes pops at the sight of your Aston Martin.
Your future becomes more crystal clear and you strive to get to the apex.
3. YOU DO BETTER.
You ensure that your next boy/girl friend is more hansome/beautiful, intelligent, successful and serious than your ex.
4. YOU BECOME WISER.
All the mistakes and useless sacrifices you made in your previous relationship will be a learning slate for you. You can now tackle situations like a professional.
5. DISCOVER NEW THINGS.
To really heal and move you automatically become more dedicated to your hobbies. You learn new things. You soak yourself in part time recreational stuff. Your philosophy of life changes, you read peoples comment more deeply and study behaviours which may have cost you ur previous relationship.
...Am I right? Add yours to the list.

Since 1999, PDP has been in charge of the administration of this country and nothing, I repeat nothing has changed about Power generation (after billions have been spent), Employment, Corruption, Education, Poverty etc. And some insane fellow think its wise for us to continue in that line. I say GOD FORBID. If PDP wins again then something is wrong with our perception of progress as a nation. Unless we are a nation of 100 million mumus
My one kobo

sonOfLucifer:
Leviticus 20:27 A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them.

So if ur mother is suffering from dementia and confesses to killing ur dead uncle u will kill her?

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ishiamu:
Tell me when you finish ya story

am done

I witnessed a scene in the wee hours of today, and I must say its unfortuate the way our minds in Africa especially Nigeria works. I woke up early to run some errands for my mom, and not far from the junction to our house on Rumuigbo road in port harcourt, I saw a crowd gathered around a woman. When I approach, I quickly got the gist that a man saw the woman (who looks like a mad woman) making some sort of enchantment around 3am. The crowd is convinced that she is a witch and should be burn to death. While the debate about the incineration of the woman is ongoing, I began to survey the crowd and I realized that they were not villagers but city dwellers who should know better that the woman is just crazy and needs medical attention.
So many women are tagged witches and believe it or not many have confessed to witchcraft. But science has proved that this confessions borne out of dementia and some brain damage that occur at old age.
The attribution of negative things to witchcraft and other spiritual things must stop. Let us begin to look for logical reasons to happenings around us rather than ascribe them to supernatural beings or forces.

INEC ad-hoc staff for 2015 election. Lets meet here and talk about latest development.

ALKARULEZ615:
Who cares?

And of course, Topics like this will not go down well with two-faced, less of a man like you. A man who attacks and pull people down rather than fix his psychological problems wont care about things like this. Camarade tare

ifeness:
Ancient men were in-tune with nature and had more access to their higher minds,hence they could build pyramids,perform levitation,look into their Akashic records,read the stars etc They lived longer as a result of encouraging factors.

so it may be wise to say the rise of religion decreased this thereby giving wings to our life span?

Bible contain accounts of men and women who lived up to 400, 500 years? If its true, what caused the decline in our life span? Looking at the human body, it cannot logically survive 200 yrs without wearing out. And if you claim its the environment, what of those who lived in the rural area. And the technological advancement that makes life easier were not present then.
Pls I need logical answers and not abstract words like sin.
And if its true, does that mean that our life span will further reduce? I need Answers people

temitemi1:
If u like vote,if u like no vote but come 2015 is GEJ. GEJ till 2019!!!

Its pathetic when Nigerian youth talk like this. What change have we seen since the leadership of PDP began? Billions have been sunk into power generation yet its still same. We keep patching up our economy and the number of unemployed have never been this large. Unless u stand to benefit personally, then Goodluck has nothing to offer us. Let another party try even if its UNDP

udemzyudex:
you've just succeeded in posting trash bro...

there is nothing progressive about ur school,behaving like touts doesn't make it progressive bro...

booing him won't solve the problem,remember the police college? You guys just lose ur only chance cos you can't expect him to be everywhere... I'm happy your S.U.G is a wise person unlike the rest on you...yeah especially ur type..

Now talking about the fall in oil price, our president is not sleeping and we have the minister of finance and other men who can handle the situation.. So there is nothing to panic...

Since u are wise, did u read the measures put in place to curb inflation? Its damn risky and we will suffer for it on the long run. If every1 is a coward like u who sits down and wait for his rich parent to provide for him then this country is doomed. Since u see no wrong in Jona's policy then i overestimated ur intelligence and power of critical analysis, no wonder u opened ur mouth to abuse students of Great Ife. Are their protests not justified, were students nt killed in jos? Is the state of the economy nt responsible for the increase in fee and the inability of the poor folks to pay? Search ur heart and be true to urself.

hansad:
APC does not know how to do political campaign. APC believes that majority of Nigerians do not know right from wrong; so instead of telling Nigerians what APC can do for the country if voted to power, the party's major campaign is to preach hatred and lies against incumbent President Jonathan. Ha ha ha, such dirty campaign tactic shall backfire on APC. Majority of Nigerians are not fools.

So because the opposition adopts a new tactics they are now an enemy? Brother, Nigeria is not progressing. And PDP have tried let another party attempt it wit a new vision even if its UNPP

udemzyudex:
Lol... So the president came to your school and the only thing you guys could do was to boo him...
Some of you are even proud of saying it...lol

Read the bolded part again and see if there is any sense in what you wrote,i guess the only student with brain in your school is the S.U.G..

whether you boo him or woo him,it doesn't change anything bro....

You guys just lose the ur only chance,who knows if is visit will turn things around in your school but you guys choose to behave like primary school children.. when no be say una dey stadium

so he must be praised and placated before he will do the needful? Unless ur father is a politician u will agree that Jona is a clueless man with agenda. Am yet to see a better candidate but anyone will better this failed administration. TeamOAU is a progressive school and PDP have done nothing than fail us. A man that fail to put austerity measures in place while naira is crashing; rather he is busy campaignin up and down. He doesn't give a damn about us. And if u care for ur childrens future, u wont suppoce an agendaless C in C like Goodluck. Naira is falling xmas will be bitter for poor folks and all u can do is offer support to this people? Nigerians, we are our own enemy

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CuteEmma:
Did you skip kindergarten? # I can't seen to decipher what the foolish fool typed.

Now, this is reversed pychology; you can't seem to decipher what is typed in plain english? You are the one that skipped primary education and a large part of your secondary education, cos you don't know French when you see one. Jeune fou! Why are you also commiting errors in your comments? Tonto ignorante! *dis one na spanish*

A fellow asked me a very salient question yesterday. He enquired "What is the difference between theatre and film school graduate and those that learn it as a trade (apprenticeship) who are clearly dominating the film industry?"
To answer his important question, I made an analogy with "roadside mechanics" and those who studied mechanical repairs in higher institution. I liken the theatre apprentice and masters to the roadside mechanics who are always avialiable, cheap and can be the knight in a shining armour when your car breaks down unexpectedly. But the damages being done to your car are immeasurable largely due to lack of inept understanding and proper diagnosis of the car. The bandwagon of today's Nollywood practitioners does not understanding the core of film making and they and their audience are contented with their output just as the car owner is contented with the deathly fix given him by the roadside mechanic.
I then equate those who studied the art of film making with those who study the anatomy of car and its repairs in higher institutions. They are not common and are expensive to patronize, but they diagnose a car by scanning and proper interpretation of its problem and then proffer the necessary care. They may not come cheap, but they make sure your car is as healthy as brand new. The approach a film scholar will give to a production will be diligent and researchful.
But just as Nigeria is full of second hand vehicles which gave rise to second class repair shop so also is the love of Nigerians for quantity rather than quality. But with the rise of the economy, we are witnessing a change with the influx of brand new cars by folks who can afford to pay N40.000 for servicing. Film industry in Nigeria is undergoing a change people are now attending cinema but the number need improvement. But who would made a movie worth 30million and sell its DVD for 150. Talk about the love of our film audience for quantity.
Another area to frown at in our film industry is the lack me depth in our stories; due to the absence of trained scriptwriters and Nigerians inability to enjoy a film devoid of rituals, awful dressing, derogatory messages. Etc.
Despite these hanging problems, few film makers have choosen to stand out; notable among them is Kunle Afolayan.
He has shown us that a good film cannot be done without the input professionals and not theatre apprentice. Below is the breakdown of his crew for October 1:
KUNLE AFOLAYAN [Director], a graduate of Accounting and Directing at the New York Film Academy. His knowledge of the business world has helped him to plan his film budget and to solicit funds. Also his training in Directing has shown deeply in his work.
YINKA EDWARD [D.O.P], an award winning cinematographer and a product of National Film Institute Jos.
TUNDE BABALOLA [Script-Writer] a graduate of Dramatic Arts from UniIfe now Obafemi Awolowo University.
PAT NEBO [Prod Designer] a graduate of Architecture and Fine Arts both in Italian university.
KULANEN IKYO [Music] a graduate of Physics from University of Jos he specialised in acoustics and pychoacoustics with a special interest in morphology of sound.
LOLA MAJA [Make up] with over 16 years experience, this graduate of Fine Art is blazing a trail for other to follow. She majored in painting which is similar to make up according to her.
JASON R. MOFFAT [Colourist] with various international awards under his belt. This colour grading British guru is the owner of Jason Moffat coloring Institute in London.
One does not need a soothsayer to decode that until Nollywood begins to welcome theatre/film school graduates, the much needed change is still far from us.
(C) 2014 Coolflame

CuteEmma:
Yeah, you're right. It's WRITTEN and not WRITE

You are really delusional! How many nairaland membership do you have? You create a topic with your female persona and comment on it with your male schizophrenic side. You need the attention and this is the last you will be getting from me. Je ai fini avec vous

CuteEmma:
Yeah, you're right. It's WRITTEN and not WRITE

You are really delusional! How many nairaland membership do you have? You create a topic with your female persona and comment on it with your male schizophrenic side. You need the attention and this is the last you will be getting from me.
Je ai fini avec vous