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I can't believe I woke up forgetting today's Oct 1st.......well.. Happy Birthday Everyone.

Some gay ass mofo in this nairaland will jerk to this...

cold:
Haha D'banj tryna pull a Tony Montana. I see you bro

no mind dem....... Shallow minds

So is he one of the ministers?

Light wey neva do us..

So snake is the secret of making front page? Infact am starting a blog bout snakes..................!

These robbers ehn.... Even in the line of robbery their prick still stand? They no even fear...

Congrats brov!............................................. Why the Jangolover picture?

Bangalee is still my favourite........

thinka2:
For those who may not know, D’banj has still got the Koko (whatever that is). He was at the Eko Hotel venue of Fortified; tribute concert in honour of 2face at 40 on Sunday, September 20, when an interesting incident happen.

As it’s common at all events, immediately the star was sighted, many of the people around rushed towards him to take pictures. What however got people’s attention was the presence of two Asians amongst the people struggling for selfies with D’banj. The Asians acted like their lives depended on taking that picture.

When one of D’banj’s aides tried to lead the ‘Suddenly’ singer into a waiting elevator, the Asian guys begged to take just a shot, even if they’re the only ones allowed.

‘D’banj, please take picture with us,’ they kept repeating even as they pushed their way closer to his side and held their mobile phones in the air, ready for the ultimate selfie, which they would undoubtedly cherish and show to their grand-children.

This incident is a far-cry from the days when Nigerian artistes practically used to beg for attention from fellow Nigerians, not to talk of foreigners. Now, they’re the toast of all and sundry wherever they go

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/2faces-fortified-asians-beg-for-selfie-with-dbanj/

Blacksodje:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/190726-breaking-ex-minister-olu-falae-admits-paying-ransom-to-kidnappers.html

kidnappers don get alert...who win?

How can i give u advice when u havent provided info. Abeg post more picture joor, ................... And again are u sure your wife is not a Nairalander? Thread carefull dude.

While u are here lamenting, pple are sending application for that same job..... *see my signature.

jonnayo:
I need an advice , I was called by my aunt to take up a position as a supervisor in JEVINIK restaurant and she told me my salary whould not be less than 80k with free accommodation. This is one year now I finished my service and yet to find a job. Please advise me.

Pikin wey say e don grow con decide to buy pot and stove take dey cook hin food............................................................................................. Ask elders for the concluding part of the parable.!! Am out.

Nice!

ifyalways:
I attended this years own. So much fun , food and gbadun.

i like the way yoruba babes express themselves... There must be that element of yoros!

All this expensive looking women....... Na wash o! , some of them na borrow they borrow money for those "costumes", next year if they dont have the money for the "costume" they look for one of the chief to sleep with,... Mtcheew!!!! Abeg who know how to get to Germany from Mile 2??

Mumu publicity stunt

U guys should go and sleep..

Ma boi IK,,,,,,,,, Dj Mcotty likes this one.. #letemsay!

247frolicboss:
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Nigerian celebrity stylist Jeremiah Ogbodo, aka Swanky Jerry was at the Global Citizen Festival held in New York on Saturday night and took several photos with several US celebrities like Usher Raymond, Jay Z, Common, Jaden Smith and Ed Sheeran. More photos after the cut..
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http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-jeremiah-ogbodo-poses-with-jayz.html

usher's bouncer is chechecking if the guy is picking his pocket......

He needs more the falling, maybe he will get back to his senses..........

JAZES:
Bovi Ugboma‘s absolutely stunning wife, Kris is without an iota of doubt, as excited as can be. Apart from raining the sweetest words on both her daughter and her husband, (her king and princess) who have their birthday today, she got them this beautiful joint cake with courtesy of dainty affairs.

She also had this to say to her husband who turned 36. She wrote:

A very happy birthday to this sweet heart @officialbovi who has chosen to love me unconditionally, my hero, my joy, my pride, my blessing, my mentor, my entertainer, my gossip partner, my lover, my best friend, a selfless man, the only person who knows my deepest secrets !! I could go on and on about you the whole day …. You are a true definition of a “Sweet Heart” !! Words really can’t describe how kind your heart really is. Love you forever my love”

Happy Birthday to Bovi Ugboma and his daughter!

http://onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/09/26/bovis-wife-made-a-lovely-joint-birthday-cake-for-her-hubby-and-daughter-photo/

CC: lalasticlala,ishilove

38 divided by 2??

helinues:
The former Secretary to Government of the Federation, Olu Falae, has revealed that six Fulani herdsmen kidnapped him on Monday and made him trek 30km from Ilado where he was taken, to Owo.

He also said he was made to sleep in the bush for three days as the kidnappers changed their locations every four hours.
President Muhammadu Buhari had on Wednesday directed the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase, to ensure the rescue of the former minister.

While speaking with Governor Olusegun Mimiko, who paid him a visit at his residence in Obaile, Mr. Falae said he believed the herdsmen were working for Boko Haram.
The Afenifere chieftain said he was made to sleep on the bare floor throughout his stay with his captors.
A family source, who said he was present when Mr. Falae explained his ordeal, said he was not certain if ransom was paid.

“Baba has just narrated his ordeal to some of us. His abductors made him to trek from his farm to Owo. Baba also said he was sleeping on the ‎ground since his kidnap,” the source said.
“We can’t say if any ransom was paid for his release. According to Baba, when he told the kidnappers that his family only had N2million, they asked him if he thought the amount was enough for‎ Boko Haram.”

Mr. Arase had told journalists that no ransom was paid before Mr. Falae secured his freedom, adding that policemen had been making effort to rescue the former minister since Monday.

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/190601-fulani-herdsmen-working-for-boko-haram-falae.html

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Bevy12:
Only a few days away from dropping her debut album, rapper, Eva Alordiah has released new tom boy photos. Eva who is also a model and make-over artiste is seen in the photos wearing a micro-crop top and shorts. She completes her tomboyish look with fitted ankle sneakers in an all-black ensemble. Styled by top Kenyan fashion enthusiast, Fawwie, Eva adorns an urban 2 piece jumper which again puts her navel on display showing off her impressive abs in the photo.


Eva wrote: [b]''For once in your life, Be a Boy. A tomboy I mean. You cannot really be a boy, completely. You can think like a man, but you'd still always be a girl, somehow. It's the fucking hormones.

But for once, be a boy. Discard your skirts and trade them for baggy pants and joggers, cut off your hair, maybe not all of it but just enough till your biggest comb becomes useless to it. Don't get acryllic extensions on your nails, and if you decide to polish them use blacks and your darkest purples. Forget Lingeries and your silky sleep wear, buy some big shirts, or borrow one or two from your boyfriend. If you do not have a boyfriend, send me a mail.

Ditch your high heeled shoes, only sneakers and flats would do for now.
And always, always, always make sure you step out with the most impeccable Makeup on It's the best feminine accessory you have. If you do not know how to get your makeup right, mail me

privateclass@makeupbyorsela.com I'd give you one-on-one private makeup classes.For once in your life, be a boy.
Because in becoming a boy, you would learn how to be a better Girl. I just became a girl again
My God! It has been a wonderful experience. I am a more Sensual, Feminine, Elegant, and still 'Fiesty personality.
Oh shoot! Does this mean all the boys I had in my past boy-life are somewhat somehow somehow Bi?
Chai!
Nne if a guy ever tells you he had me, forget! I was the one who had him. I'm telling you!''[/b]


https://instagram.com/p/7-TpNrrDMO/?taken-by=ievaalordiah

...."f you do not have a boyfriend, send me a mail"... Sharap and stop preaching lesbianism here. Thats the cunning way they lure those innocent girls into their devilish act........( Buh i like her rap though)

shamack:
Na Must make them tear small pikin TOTO?

u smoke ram poo?

missKiffy:
Senate President Bukola Saraki was seen at the cinema in Shoprite Ilorin last night, Bukola Saraki and his family walked in to see a movie.

"Saraki greeted a few people, bought his popcorn, and went straight to his movie hall with his kids. I think they ended up seeing 'The Transporter.' lol. I like the fact that despite all the politicking he still seems to have time for his kids."

http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/09/bukola-saraki-goes-to-cinema-with-his.html?m=1

still calm amidst the storm...... U guys should wait and see, he will scale through.

Elysium Nite Club.. Bode thomas

Headless snakes

pheyikemi:
If you wanna make frontpage, just create a snake topic.
You aint alone in this Soundsultan, the latest trend in town is "snake stories", even nairalanders see and kill snakes everyday.

Make We talk tru Nigerian Army dey get results o! Except say na lie una dey lie.

Saraki? Illorin? U must be high on ram poo! U can type u cant take picture....# gerarahere!

another headless snake pix....... Wetin una dey do with the head?

Closer look at the bride