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I just finished one wrap............

tola9jaa:
Song of Solomon 7:1-13King James Version (KJV)

7 How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.

2 Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.

3 Thy two[b] breasts[/b] are like two young roes that are twins.

4 Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

5 Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head like purple; the king is held in the galleries.

6 How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

7 This thy[b] stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes[/b].

8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;

9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

10 I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

11 Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge in the villages.(EMIRATE STADIUM)LOL

12 Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves.

13 The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.



Ruth 3:1-4King James Version (KJV)

3 Then Naomi her mother in law said unto her, My daughter, shall I not seek rest for thee, that it may be well with thee?

2 And now is not Boaz of our kindred, with whose maidens thou wast? Behold, he winnoweth barley to night in the threshingfloor.

3 Wash thyself therefore, and anoint thee, and put thy raiment upon thee, and get thee down to the floor: but make not thyself known unto the man, until he shall have done eating and drinking.

4 And it shall be, when he lieth down, that thou shalt mark the place where he shall lie, and thou shalt go in, and uncover his feet, and lay thee down; and he will tell thee what thou shalt do.




Proverbs 7:11-14King James Version (KJV)

11 (She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house:

12 Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)

13 So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him,

14 I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.

PLEASE BE SINCERE SHOULD CHILDREN BE ALLOW TO READ THESE

so you went through the stress of typing all these just to ask a Dumb question

tola9jaa:
CONVERSATION BETWEEN A
PASTOR AND A
WISE
CHILD:
Pastor: In Jesus Name.
Child: in the Name of who created Jesus and
other things
Pastor: hmm, Why did you say
that?
Child: let's me ask you these
questions, if you could answer them correctly, I
shall abide by
your
doctrine.
Pastor: I am all Hear.
Child: Why do we call Jesus the son of God?
Pastor: it is because, he didn't
have a father .
Child: What of Adam that has
neither father nor
mother or Eve that did not have mother
Pastor: hmm
Child: why some people call him
God.
Pastor: This is because He is
Alpha and omega; the controller of everything.
Child: Did Jesus die and
resurrect?
Pastor: yes, died for three days
and resurrect.
Child: Who was administering day and nights,
moons and sun, animals and
plants, living and
non livings within the two days
of his departure?
Pastor: hmmmm Child: Do you think as mighty as
God is ,he can
create what He can't control
Pastors: Noo
Child : Why did Death kill Jesus
or why is he pleading to someone else to
rescue him.
Pastor: Metaphysics
Child: Metaphysics what?
Child: Lol, it seems you don't
have anything to offer me, because d answers u
ar giving me ar
lyk poo.
Child: I will rather follow Allah
who created
everything including Jesus,Adam,eve etc, who
can
never die because He created
death.
I will rather follow the
invincible and Invisible God of everything.
O God of the world, I m ready to
abide by you ,
no matter how some people
staging terrorist
such Bikoharram ,Isis,Al-Qaeda to
destroy Muslims
and
to tarnish the image of Islam, I
shall remain your
believer. Please, shower your abundant
pleasing on
Prophets Muhammad, Issa -
Jesus , Musa,
Ibrahim ,and a host of others .
Please ,forgive my sins and shower your
blessings
on me....(an amen from me
what about you)

ever heard the phrase "Right of worship?....... Why on earth are u trying to convince me that your religion is the right one? Stick to ur own opinion and stop blabbing.....

Oloyibo o ku sile! Take me to the hospital..

Kanbee:
i fit enter am... on d condition say na for inside film!





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Dj nko?

I can imagine......... He didn't guage the intake..!

[quote author=jornie post=39103309][/quote]lol! I surrender u win...!

I so much wish my second child will be a girl....... Boys wahala to much.

Chai!! And the world will soon come to an End, Nigeria's yet to be as fine as these countries..!#doublehell for una

Funny enough, it looks good on him....

360frolic:
Very strange you may think but I'm sure he really wanted to make the occasion memorable for himself and his friends.

Would you have this type of hair cut?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dCGRGc5DMho/ViHrLrfV_7I/AAAAAAAABuQ/6_vhoQQbNaI/s320/IMG_20151016_070139.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sARj2B7en0o/ViHrMc8MZoI/AAAAAAAABuY/CueRGxzP--k/s320/IMG_20151016_065135.jpg

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https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GWcr9sx48oU/ViHrQxxoB9I/AAAAAAAABuo/CUnNM1ZSvnI/s320/IMG_20151016_065806.jpg

http://www.edificationinfo.com/2015/10/photos-see-hair-cut-this-nysc-member.html

adesegun121:
To reply this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2656648/ladies-respect-these-kind-men

i feel like creating this today.. And i want to know the mind of my guys on nairaland..

For me ooo i dislike anybody that smokes.. Either man or woman.
So my question now do you respect ladies that smoke??

Note: the federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young...
cc.

.shisha na smoke? Abeg talk anoda tin. I and my wife share joints. Ow about that?

Vinshu:
Trash.

Pornography is not a crime or a bad thing.

inshort I love you for that word..... Phew!!!!!!

No time to check time

dainformant:
A big CONGRATULATION to Nigerian intellect Fatimo Adejumobi who bagged First Class in BSC Accounting & Finance from Anglia Ruskin University, Cambridge, England. ...

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/photos-nigerian-girl-bags-first-class.html

naija super asewo Maheeda no dey see her mate?........ Op I no see cambridge for there o.

dainformant:
A big CONGRATULATION to Nigerian intellect Fatimo Adejumobi who bagged First Class in BSC Accounting & Finance from Anglia Ruskin University, Cambridge, England. ...

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/10/photos-nigerian-girl-bags-first-class.html

omo see beta kpali..!!!!

misspicy:
Wow....congrats to them

Oh Lord please send this type of men my way,i am tired of all this unromatic boys,Father if you will give me the power,i would rather mould my own man am tired of my single state


Agarawu23 hope you are not jealous of them

that explains it..........

Amebo money......!!!

teyus:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-h8uZYQNUm4Q/ViIHchsEaHI/AAAAAAAAymo/G-CrqMVS7y0/s1600/Linda%2BIkeji%2BMansion%2Bkokovibes.jpg[/img]

Shortly after celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji's younger sister Laura Ikeji broke the news about her sister getting a new mansion, there has been rumour about the price... Some people argued that the mansion is worth N450million. Later yesterday, Blogger Linda Ikeji confirmed that her mansion is not N450million that it worths over N500million. Despite Linda saying the price is worth over N500million, some people still don't believe. But as a matter of fact. The mansion worth over N500million.

In order to be sure about the price, we at kokovibes.com.ng went extra mile to confirm the price and the mansion description. We contacted some reliable sources. According to our findings, Linda bought the mansion for N850million.

Here is the mansion description:

Newly Built and Exquisitely Finished 6 Bedroom Mansion with 2 Rooms B/Q, Located at Banana Island, Ikoyi, Lagos

Fittings and Fixtures:

2 Rooms BQ, Swimming Pool, Water Fountain, Fully Fitted Kitchen, Stuco Walls Everywhere, Garden Area, Masters in Pent House with Large Terrace 3 Sitting Rooms, Laundry Rooms, Cinema Room, Central Sound System, Master's Room With Fine Wooden Floors, Water Treatment Plant, State Of the Art Fittings.

Ample Parking Space, Gate House, Electric Fence Wire, CCTV Camera, Panic Alarm System, Video Phones.

No doubt, Linda is a big girl ooo!

Source http://www.kokovibes.com.ng/2015/10/see-actual-price-linda-ikeji-bought-her.html
See Exclusive Photos below...

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http://www.kokovibes.com.ng/2015/10/see-actual-price-linda-ikeji-bought-her.html

Class monitor pele o!

Woman dey complete finish?

Facebook ke? I ave more friends on facebook than all my other SN... I will rather throw away the phone abeg...!

menix:
Baba yes I dey suffer ooo..
Buh am so sure am richer than ur entire family..

If u doubt the above, go through my posts u will discover I can't be compared to ur family or u ask a family member with FBN to check this acct. 20234515**

person wey dey beat band for mad man to dance dey mad sef............!!!

menix:
Baba yes I dey suffer ooo..
Buh am so sure am richer than ur entire family..

If u doubt the above, go through my posts u will discover I can't be compared to ur family or u ask a family member with FBN to check this acct. 20234515**

person wey dey beat band for mad man dey mad sef............!!!

Pls remind me when they wake up as well.........

E pain am..

Wow!! This is a tremendous change...

contactmorak:
Reggae star, Majek Fashek appears to be doing well, as he looked fresh and healthy while performing at Felabration recently. He has been in an Abuja based Rehab for a while. More photos below...
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/a-healthy-looking-majek-strips-to.html

Bottuuu why I don't want to get old naaaa!!!

Thank God say she no talk

Who be all this NGBEKE

AlexReports:
The city of Abuja is set to witness one of the biggest event of the year as the countdown continues to the finals of the 15th edition of Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja pageant. 

‎Known to be one of the most celebrated pageant shows in Nigeria, but the uniqueness of the 2015 edition is the fact that it marks the 15th year in existence.  

With the preparation on ground and the articulate outlines of programmes, the anniversary edition which will be holding at the prestigious Transcorp Hilton in Abuja on the 31st of October, which is expected to attract high profile personalities, headline celebrities, notable beauty queens, entertainment practitioners  and  showbiz lovers.

The 36 contestants released are to slog it out on the magnificent stage where the winner represents Nigeria in an international contest and win a brand new car. MBGA has over the past years presented car prizes to the winners as well as empowering them with their individual pet- projects.

To vote for your favourite contestant CLICK HERE

The q‎uestion is, who wears the crown? Come 31st October, 2015 as the contestants are expected to resuming their 10 days camping from 21st of October.

http://www.alexreports.info/2015/10/the-city-of-abuja-is-set-to-witness-one.html?m=0

Big chef why nau?

Where is the RIZZLA?

Truth24:
His Manhood lives on

lol! U are high

GstringAngela:
I dey cum

ow romantic... but it sounds beta with english...!!!