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RomanceRe: What Can These 2 Things Do? [Picture] by DkJay: 3:31pm On Oct 12, 2020
iLegendd:
What is that? Explain.
Sarcasm, my friend.
RomanceRe: What Can These 2 Things Do? [Picture] by DkJay: 3:27pm On Oct 12, 2020
iLegendd:
Cool. But I hope the international call is for something legit o!
Nah. I use it for only Yahoo plus
RomanceRe: What Can These 2 Things Do? [Picture] by DkJay: 12:44pm On Oct 12, 2020
>>> WA Business
>>> Telz

One's for international calls. The other's function is obvious

Jokes EtcRe: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 11:50am On Oct 12, 2020
One would imagine that if you didn't like what you were reading, you would stop following the man's posts. It's his life, his money, and his goddamn opinion. It's none of your business.

I don't care about CN or his views concerning women. My only concern is why you've decided to continually feed yourself with what you consider as "poison", then come and drag other people into it.

If you can't stand the heat, then stay the eff outta the kitchen.

If you don't like his posts, stay off his mentions.

Life is not hard.
RomanceRe: See The Picture Now Before The Mods Delete It [Picture] by DkJay: 10:45pm On Oct 10, 2020
iLegendd:
No idea. I suspect a minimum of 7k per day.
So let's say he averages 30k to 40k per week, then his net profit is 25k. But if you remove fuel, maintenance, park fees, police, unforeseen circumstances, it'd probably be less than half that.

It's not too bad a deal.

How about you? At 5k per week, it could a year before you get back your principal (if you bought the bike brand new). Aren't you concerned about your profit, and the time it'd take to get the investment back?
Jokes EtcRe: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 10:41pm On Oct 10, 2020
How do you know the guy's ass is black?
RomanceRe: See The Picture Now Before The Mods Delete It [Picture] by DkJay: 10:19pm On Oct 10, 2020
iLegendd:
Make I cause small trouble.

As a Niger Delta guy, the Hausas have taken our oil. The Igbos have taken our market. The Yorubas have taken our entertainment industry.

What is left for us is our brain. I decided to use these three people that used us. I ventured into online business (book writing) and when it started generating me a couple of millions, I decided to invest in businesses where Hausa, Igbos, and Yorubas will work for me while I sleep and drink wine.

One of the businesses is buying bikes for Hausa guys around here to ride okada for me and submit just 5k per week.

One of them came so early to submit his 5k. One thing I love about these Hausa guys is how good they are in maintenance and how humble they are. Why can't Buhari replicate this?

Let's talk about the Igbos and Yoruba. Should we?

Please, note that I like these 3 sets for people.
How much do they make per day, on average?
RomanceRe: If You're Hating on Me, See This Before It's Too Damn Late [Picture] by DkJay: 10:33am On Oct 10, 2020
I still don't understand the "Frustration is not an achievement. Depression is." explanation
CrimeRe: White Man Kills His Baby Mama After Disguising As A Black Man In US by DkJay: 9:10am On Oct 10, 2020
See the police unit in saner climes. Despite two eyewitnesses describing the perpetrator as a black man, they're still able to dig out the truth.

Our police unit is only expert at defrauding innocent citizens.

Kudos to the investigative team. And God help Nigeria

#EndSARS
FamilyRe: Woman Whose Face Got Burnt Gives Her Husband Permission To Leave Her (Photos) by DkJay: 4:49am On Oct 10, 2020
All these boys shouting "I love you", now's the time to prove it.

Can you still love her when she's no longer fine?
Jokes EtcRe: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by DkJay: 9:51am On Oct 09, 2020
Collegenews:
Lmao! Baby girl! 10 or less doesn't even matter. grin Your peace does.
About what you are!
You don't even have to be any of the three, just stay 'amazing' and life would adjust.
The truth is, you belong to an entirely upper league and people within your age range would unintentionally be seen as not too serious or since they don't move at the same page as you or vibe on the same page as you, they either naturally feel like some misfit and hence disconnection comes in or they simply out of jealousy keep their distance. It's normal. Imagine myself even getting to learn new words from you, how much less your mates? That js just an instance, it could he anything else. I love that you aren't even bothered about the friendship thing tho.
S15? Had to search for the specs on Google, it's 1GB ram, that is why it's lagging. I can imagine. You said you bought phone for your sister, what phone was it if you don't mind me asking?
Aren't you laying it on a bit too thick? Well, you've been swept off your feet.

We're still standing on our two legs so we can't relate.

grin

#observing
InvestmentRe: The Money Is There, What Do I Do With It? Advice Needed by DkJay: 9:48am On Oct 09, 2020
Biophase:
I have landed properties I purchased last year. The mistake I made is in the location.
https://nigeriapropertycentre.com/

That's for those who are thinking of purchasing a landed property. I'm hoping to get to that point in a few years, myself
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SEO Content Writer Wanted by DkJay:
Even for remote jobs, the starting point is N50k

In-house copywriter? Minimum should be N150k. I don't know why companies still keep on looking for in-house staff for digital jobs. They can easily cut down their cost and still get quality work delivered if they can just be open to the idea

There are Nairalanders earning six figures (In USD) working remotely for foreign based companies.

40k? Some freelancers can make more than that after doing just one job.

Well. What's my business?
Technology MarketRe: Buy Cheap Data & Airtime by DkJay: 4:48am On Oct 09, 2020
Hey, smooth service again.

Transacted #4400, no hassles. And fast too. Recommended him already to someone
PoliticsRe: Bisola Ajayi Who Was Rescued From Abductors Speaks (Photo, Video) by DkJay: 4:35am On Oct 09, 2020
You never know the value of some things until you are in the danger of losing it.

Thank God for life, thank God for freedom of movement, thank God for good health
InvestmentRe: The Money Is There, What Do I Do With It? Advice Needed by DkJay: 4:11am On Oct 09, 2020
Well, what do I know? It's not my money, and I can't really advice you what to do with it. A good idea I picked up along the way is to have some savings in USD. Because the value of the naira keeps on getting worse.

A good place to ask this question would be on the T-Bills thread. Many who are wealthier than you are there, and there are many money-smart individuals there discussing finances every frigging day.

https://www.nairaland.com/878880/treasury-bills-nigeria

Good luck.

grin Don't forget to tag me when you want to do giveaway

On a more serious note, I'd like to be mentored by you. How can I contact you?
BusinessRe: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by DkJay: 9:09pm On Oct 08, 2020
SweetOnugbo:
I published a journal in kindle format and paperback, amazon blocked the book.

They sent me this message;

During our review, we found that the following book(s) includes content that is not suited to the Kindle format.

Blood Glucose Logbook: 3-year blood sugar recording book; glucose record book for type 1 and type 2 diabetes. A diabetes diary. by Reed, Alex (AUTHOR) (ID: 37230584)

Examples of books not suited to the Kindle format include the following:
• Puzzle books
• Blank Journals
• Pattern books
• Coloring books
• Facing page translations (left page in one language, right page is same content in another language)

As a result, we've set the book(s) to "Blocked" in your Bookshelf. We will not be making the book(s) available for sale on Amazon.

I now published the same book again with another title two days ago. The book has not been approved till now. What could be the problem?

Also I hope my account won't get banned for this?
They blocked the book on your shelf, only for you to republish it.

You're playing with 600 years ban


huh
BusinessRe: Can You Start A Business With N50,000? Prove It! by DkJay: 4:13pm On Oct 08, 2020
What the business is

It's simple. Kindle Publishing. I'll write books and sell them in online bookstores all over the world, starting with Amazon.


How you intend to use the 50k

Well, I am a big believer in not spending everything. So, ten percent of that goes to savings. I'd have used it for investment but it's too small. So, I'll save 500 in a Cowrywise account. Hold it for a year, and keep adding to it as I get more income.

I now have 45k left. I'll pick a niche and hire three ghostwriters to write three short stories for me. I'll work on the fourth, so I can publish a series on the go. I can get some good writers at N1 per word, At 10k words per story, I'll spend 30k on writing.

I'll do the graphics design and editing of the book.

I have 19.5k left. I'll use 10k to promote the books on Amazon, so I can get some sales immediately.

I'll keep the remaining 9.5k for unforeseen expenses and get writing other books.


How you expect to make the money back

From my royalty checks. Based on the book sales, I can make my money back within the first two months of publishing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Professional Photographer/videographer Urgently Needed For Employment In Abuja by DkJay: 2:53pm On Oct 08, 2020
Cc

ModestGal
RomanceRe: Emotional Abuse Or Domestic Abuse Which Is Worst? by DkJay: 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2020
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
RomanceRe: To All Ye Misconstruing The Word "Alpha Male" by DkJay: 1:45pm On Oct 08, 2020
virginprincess:
A simp, because every man has his mumu button.
And women don't need a mumu button. Just throw a few dollar notes on them, and they become zombies.

Dollar is even too far. Naira will do


grin
BusinessRe: How To Make Six Figures Working From Home by DkJay: 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2020
Where's the social proof?

Why should we believe you can do what you say you can do?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by DkJay: 6:50pm On Oct 07, 2020
grin

Am I the only one who noticed the instruction that said "Please none should quote my writeup" ? What is it with Nigerians and not following simple instructions?

Of course, there are those who do not even take time to read the whole thing through to the end. Well, I'm just here to observe.
FamilyRe: Triple Blessings... by DkJay: 2:46pm On Oct 07, 2020
Congratulations, man. People are looking for one, you don born three. You must be that senior sharpshooter I've been hearing about.

I'm happy for you, brah.

Too bad, we can't say the same of everyone who's gonna hear about this. I'll keep some things on a low key if I was you.

Hehe.

But I get the impulse to scream on the rooftops some things you've got. It's not easy, abeg.

Once again, congratulations.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Cleaner by DkJay: 11:42pm On Oct 06, 2020
Kimkiss:
All this for 20k
Lol. You dunno whose life is going to be changed by that kind of money per month. I agree, though. It's a lot of requirements for just 20k. Even as educated as I am, I still miss some of the requirements.

The one wey just funny me is the deadline. Really, now?

They must have a replacement, or a better option.

Anyway, what's my business? Good luck to both employer and potential employee
LiteratureRe: 10 News Article Writer Needed For A Long Term Contract [business & Sport] by DkJay: 2:28pm On Oct 06, 2020
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RomanceRe: My story: How I suffered, but now Earning #100,000 within Days From Home by DkJay: 10:07am On Oct 06, 2020
ModestGal:
Lol, theres a lot you do not understand, yes, I agree we have people that doesn't know what they are doing, but all people. In a job, I make sometimes #100,000 straight, and I'm sure I'm not the biggest earner, we have people that make double that amount within short period of time. Its about impact my brother, I can show you screenshot conversations, my account details and how much I worth.
Definitely interested in the account details and your worth
RomanceRe: I'm Just Going To Be F*cking — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by DkJay: 9:11am On Oct 06, 2020
iLegendd:
The one over here has also been "subsidized" like fuel. cheesy Thanks to Buhari. Your autocorrect wants to pull your legs.
Yo. You never explained what your quote meant; "Frustration is not an achievement-- depression is"
EducationRe: Uploading Of Document On Survival Fund Website Is Not Going What Is The Way Out by DkJay: 9:09pm On Oct 05, 2020
I just uploaded my own documents and employee information. I hope it's not too late. Is there a deadline for submission?
LiteratureRe: Group Members Drag Nairalander Over 'monetizing' Group [PICTURES] by DkJay(op): 10:56am On Oct 05, 2020
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