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abeg puntera drop nite games na..

oleeee:
I just pray the spirit of goal keeper no catch am

never o...

chaii but they wont still take d advice..

i don dey buy football kits for all my pikin... after God, they must embrace football.. must. by force.. i will even impregnate their mother in goal post so they will become strikers. na strikers earn money pass na

that is why sex is good and sweet.. based on raw facts

semasir:
Sometimes, good things comes in small packs and your ability to showcase yourself really is what can count when it matter most.

Like play as it was was a post needing a website designer by a coy on the Island on 21st July or so and I just tried our like any other ones I've seen before and unsuccessfully secured or some young chaps wanting a 50k job for 5k which I don't even care about their pleas afterwards.

Upon sending my CV as requested, I got invited on Saturday for the interview on Tuesday and the rest is history now.

One weird thing about the week in question is that I got 3 offers that week and have to choose between all for this with one still able to go on on part time with one of the three and it's just my 2nd week of relocating back to Lagos from PH.

Before then, I have been seeing testimonies from a few on how they did get something but I never knew mine is close by and this is even the 2nd time I'm getting something so reasonable via Nairaland to the worth of 6 figures.

Seun in particular, I wish I can repay you at least but if not, you'll never lack either in all you do because this platform has really boosted my skills learnt so far. Even if it's Nairaland ads, I'll run it all for you for the least I can do. Let me know the account details for this so Lalasticlala and Mynd44 too can be happy at least.

bro please help me with small cash.. am in mapoly, if you want to see my id card, i will send it to you now.. i need money for tfare and feeding abeg. if na garri wey i go dey soak, i go still appreciate. God bless you.

abeg is this true Switzerland - $5,620 - N2.5m. ?

please gr8 punters, abeg help me deposit so i go fit roll over.. owu don kill me ..... 3982949

please can anyone enlighten me more about ebony challeng

gr8

currently not my. business

headline wey rugged

i need to kill dis shegoat

lols so many nairalanders dudes don turn her hater because of poosi

hush and investor do sell epa and guguru at osbodi bustop

just see that original cuban wey dat nigga put for hand...

is d elderly one d girl in a red stuff ?

the pastor name con be in pastor osas

ahh 1syringe for 6 p. na just d one way we read.. what of others... i swear Nigeria needs cleansing in every aspect.. everywhere entirely.

Abudu2000:
Yeye, mtcheeew , this guy jist dey show himself but really he is indeef broke...even hushpuppy cannot go down to a toyota level,...investorbj's boiz dont even use toyota let alone a venza

haba my bloda calm down now.

NwaAmaikpe:



I really don't see why you feel bad about being lied to.
You've lived with this person for 8years and this person lies habitually to you.

Your partner is lying to you out of love.
Any person who lies to you cares about you so much to the extent they'd rather lie than hurt you with the truth.

I honestly think the problem is with you...
Your partner believes you don't deserve being told the truth.
You probably have difficulties handling the truth yet you always demand for it thereby putting your partner in a tight corner.
You have to prove that you can take the truth then you will start getting it.


You could also learn how to lie as well,
Sometimes it's good to give people a taste of their own medicine.
When you've beat your partner to the lying game; he/she would give up and a resolution on truth will be reached.



Lying has it's merits and demerits.
Trust me, in a country like Nigeria where honesty is extinct; a good liar is an asset.

S/he can become a spokesperson in any of the nations political party or an aide to a politician.
Better still; like my guy Lugbe has rightly adviced...ask your partner to partner with Lai Mohammed

That way, the lying will be very productive for your family.

this is madness

hakeem4:
I heard they caught one burglar in Ikorodu and he was shouting " I be thief ooooo I no be badoo "

hahaha omo so d name badoo is a crime.. oxford must hear this

frankmoney:
Why if I may ask

promoting made in china.... wechat

i swr i cant see burna there.. tho am high now. i will check later to confirm

tot it was for dash

rule number 1. beta know how to prepare even if its red oil rice if u re not a hustler or ur parent re not financially buoyant.

Better learn how to suppress hunger.

respect80:
Didn't u hear that a lizard fell into some1 soup and the guy picked the lizard and licked the soup on the lizards body and threw it away and the guy was like "n*aked you entered into my soup and n*aked shall you return"

This one na to pick am sharp sharp no need to clean am sef

abeg where u hear dis thing

lols dis condom museum do they share condon for free.

dis is scam

all those useless pple

wow i always knew there is something like this but i never bothered to ask Google