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B4 I buy I av to touch, feel, weigh and maybe suk b4 buying cos I no won do mistake...

Mtchew...

Av seen the pix b4.. Oba na fine boi o...

Lols... She prapare com

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember some days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet

Cc: lalasticlala

incase uv havnt done anytin about it. Try this method and 10k me later.
Squirt like u want to shit, touch around d hole of ur anuz if there is a place kind of big because stufs are stored there... Try and push that side and force urself to shit at once.. Trace ur and frm ur dik backwardx to ur anuz and press d place thats kind of swell... Av tried it...

Will soon apply

As long as they are making sense....

Visit her, hug then bang her.

They should take d case to d police HQ of that L.G.A

Ugly snake is its name...

Stealing naija's money since the days of elijah

His name is teazer wondah....
Song titled: IBADI
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Good music.

Lols... Nairaland guyS y is dat girl complainin dat she is not getin hers ?

That no.1 is real as fukc... She gave birht to six twins and

Hm

Healing, slapping plus waka 'n' shege.

Lols dis our century...

Hmm they didn't allow him to attend his mom burial... That's really really bad..

Needs to be






Floged...

Nice idea there... Guys try and read reawakenin the giant with by highre...

Hahahah c dat hausa man head... Cool pix

She looks cool buh we like dem. Fleshy.. Dj cuupy is perform in mushin on sunday...

I will praise thy Lord. Wisdom is not cheap

Paitty:
I will run way faster than Usain Bolt

*YIMU*

No.. 2012

fhunn:
shey na this year post utme?

Ok sir

pelij18:
your english is too poor.. Please upgrade.

void of insolence.

Samsung and iphone hyping nkor. Are they just smartphones ?

Lolz... Wen i went to nsukka 4 post utme. In d hostel that i was, there was a guy there that use to bang d bed wen ever his about to slp. Mbanefo hostel

I love jokes

Its real, his father disowned him the day he used his teeth to break coconut.

Merlissa:
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