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wasup peeps...newest PRO of MDG reporting from enugu

Tinkybabe: The men married each other's daughter..lol

u r kinda rite...they are widows and they married each other's daughter...

bottom line...logicboy got the answer wiv the help of google ofcos ....since it takes an hour to burn a fuse...u burn the 1st fuse @ both ends which should take 30mins and then the other fuse @ 1 end for 15mins which would give u a total of 45mins

and as for the 2nd questn...una funny ooo...ow can son marry mother and father marry daughter nobody has gotten it!!!

now where is tinkybabe??

wiegraf: It's a WTF

@dlex, are they lit simultaneously or does one finish then light the other, the sum of both independently amounting to an hour?

u av ur answer

wetin concern india with over-population

wetin concern Dame jonathan with "how to speak good english book"

1. You have a lighter and two fuses that take exactly one hour to burn, but they don't burn at a steady rate. For example, one fuse could take 59 minutes to burn the first inch and then burn the rest of the fuse in the last minute.

How would you use these two fuses to measure 45 minutes?

2. Two men are standing on one side of a bridge and two women are approaching them. One of the men says, "Here comes my wife and daughter" to which the second man replies, "Here comes my wife and daughter". If they have not married the same woman and the women aren't pregnant, how is this true?

Tinkybabe: ^^Hi dlex,I need new riddles too

alo babe...kk, lemme search for some

wetin concern edo pple with plane crash??

darefestus: Our Machos weren't all that either, but I feel they could be forgiven for their Gaffes. Its not easy flexing those muscles and operating on your mental side(serious Multi-tasking).
...We should also consider how difficult it is to remember things when under so much pressure sometimes..Most of us would boast of being able to win the ultimate price in WWTBAM just by watching some episodes from home..but its much more difficult than that when you are on the show and the stakes are high.
That is as much case as I can make for them.

Yea...well..its not really easy 2 face the crowd and flex ur muscles or curves let alone answer questns cos of anxiety, nervousness and all that...but I still feel there are some simple questns that can be answered...pressure or no pressure!!!

been a while...any riddle??

SBabaJ: The Miss NYSC, FCT Competition Proved The Words 'Most Beautiful Things Are Useless' Or Like Some Would Say 'Most Pretty Girls Are Dumb'

mehn...u r sooo rite...even d mr machos and so on couldn't answer simple questns like minister of finance, full meaning of EFCC, geo-political zones, capital of some states e.t.c...cant help but wonder ow dey became graduates!!!

wetin concern techno wiv BIS??

If black corpers are called "white fowls" and he's "arguably white"...abeg wetin dem go call am??
4get, the guy sef wan follow collect allowee...#19,800 can still do sumfin o!!!

KDK: Classic

yea

wetin concern agbero wiv allowee

just seeing RE5, twilight..breaking dawn 2( on point) and skyfall

darefestus: I don't agree with your first line.
That you didn't catch your fun does not mean camp everywhere was boring. While I cannot speak about Enugu camp as I wasn't there. But Katsina camp was peach, one of the few tarred camps in Nigeria, hence u neednt worry about dirt or mud, we revelled in the camp.
The activities were fun, the environment itself cool, the atmosphere was always charged, I'm sure I could have stayed there for 3months without complaining.
We didn't have Campfire and Endurance trek but the morning drills made up for that, let ogbeche tell u how we dance everymorning at the parade ground.
I miss everything about Katsina camp(even the bad ones e.g Food and those ever boring lectures) and not merely friends or my camp girlfriend.

camp gf...u dont say...anyways, from the look of fings, most pple didnt miss camp but the pple in it...didnt really pertake in parade or drills due 2 one activities and MDG group meeting...enjoyed the endurance trek tho...we had camp fire without fire...had fun 2 an extent..sooo all in all...wont really miss it!!!

divaberry1: Hi evry1! I jst redeployed 2 enugu. Dnt knw much abt D̶̲̥̅̊ places here.i only hope 2 meet wonderful pple and make great frndz who Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ worth it.

that's gud...u r highly welcome...op u enjoy the place

i dont expect anybody 2 miss camp...nufin 2 miss in enugu camp except maybe climbing the hills 2 do anyfin whatsover but i expect pple 2 miss their fwends and camp bfs/gfs(not in this category o!!)...i miss my roommates...the r really worth missing!!!

cos others corpers sed they hardly pay...soo aint puttin ma mind and u shouldnt 2!!!

psoto:
So you were in hostel four?
The thiefery hostel.
That camp isn't even a recommendation for ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ enemy!
Its only Oyo camp that I know blows the beagle by 4:30am.

enugu's camp was much earlier than that

10k....but no put ur mind o!!!

Enugu corpers, wia una ppa??

Was posted 2 a community sch II in awgu, enugu...close 2 d camp...really wanted a secondary sch and would av askd for a rejection letter but the pple there were soo accommodating and kind...Just had 2 accept my fate...

The only thing I'll miss abt camp is my roomies...funniest, craziest and matured set of pple!!!

Can u Just imagine avin a camp fire without any fire?? Anyways, the endurance trek was on point!!!

That sweet but risky moments when u hide in Ur room wiv Ur roomies frm soldiers Just 2 avoid skill acquisitions and boring lectures

My brother...I tire o!!! The food no Just make any form of sense!!!

Ligxy: Dlex go for environmental sanitation!

If I hear...I'm a staff

patrickmuf: Gurlz r wicked o! U collect 1k like me, buh u want mamirize my own sharpenly...I say no way, should be 50-50 afterall na una say "what a man can do, a woman can do much better"

No mind dem...every1 should carry his/her father's cross...she buys in the morning, I buy in d afternoon, she buys in d evening...and I buy d next morning...shikena...no PDP

My platoon(1) lost the football match to platoon 10 but came 2nd in cultural dance last nyt which I participated in ...these are the only activities I'm participatin in...I yaff tried nah!!!