₦airaland Forum

Emeka: U be fool, u no sabi nothing.
Akpos: Ahhh...hab guy
Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and u see 2
light for road, na wetin be dat?
Akpos: Na moto!
Emeka: Ehenh, but witch kind? Benz, Peugeot or
Lexus?
Akpos: I no know dat 1,oh!
Emeka: U see am. Anyway, second proof. Na night, u
see 1 light for road. Na wetin be dat?
Akpos: Na okada!
Emake: Ehenh, witch one? Suzuki, Yamaha or
Kawasaki?
Akpos: Ahh....how I suppose to know?
Emeka: U see am? I don show u say u be fool.
Akpos: Na wa 4 u o. Dis ur question sef. Oya make I axe
u. If na night u see woman for roadside....miniskirt, big
breast, red lips, big nyash,na wetin?
Emeka: Na ashawo!
Akpos: Ehenh, but which one? Ur mama, ur sister or ur
daughter?

joeydozzy: below average sef

Try best offer and stoker. You won't be disappointed

I hope sooo...
Still yet 2 see oblivion, Olympus has fallen, F & F 6...
Wanna c man of steel sooon

Please how do we check for computer based test...jamb site isn't goin

CY09: Hmmmmmmmm, i no fit shout!...Enjoying the stories.

My oga! U must talk ooo!!!

Scary movie 5...just there

sigba: Lol. You are very right about some corps memvers beign stingy to themselves even starving theirself all in the name of saving.
There was this colleague of mine who is ready to stand on the highway for hours till she gets a free ride to town. lol. She doesnt go out without her NYSC face cap, even if she's on buba and gele she must wear her cap for her to beg for free ride. lol.

Lol...NA her type dem dey use do ritual

demmy55: Well, I haven't been able to save anything so far and I have about 4months left to pass out. The 19,800 ain't even enough to cater for my expenses, let alone saving part of it.

I hate it when I see some people (corpers) being stingy on themselves all in the name of 'saving'. You always hear them say 'I don't have money, I don't have money' meanwhile they have thousands of Naira breathing in their bank account. They always opt out when some compulsory contribution (e.g. CDS, Church donation, tithe etc) comes up. You never see such people buy drinks or snacks (Coke, Viju, Malt, Biscuit, Chocolate etc) for themselves let alone buy for another person. They always expect someone else to buy for them while they are busy saving their allowee.

I keep asking myself, is it not the same 19,800 they pay all of us

In conclusion, everyone have different plans and knows what works for him/her.
As for moi, my Bible has taught me to be generous and not to worry about anything and that has been working for moi

I concor! Run away frm dese kind of pple cos even wen dey av problems, they'll expect u 2 pay 4 it wen they av thousands of naira in their account...

Although, the money is 2 be spent wisely but it doesn't mean u shouldn't av a good time every once in a yl...*u only serve once* seems pple who are stingy 2 demselves in d name of savings don't av hope of getting a job after service...that's y dey r totally dependent on their savings...IMO ooo!!!

chygoz3: It depends on the kind of person you are. Someone in my ppa saved up to 150k from his 19k8 and he had no other source of income.

means d person spent roughly 6k a month...mehn! I really wonder the kind of person he is...

This savings Ish is highly over-rated cos the so called savings would still be spent one way or d oda...u can't save it 4ever. sooo y not use the money 2 invest or run a small scale stuff that can continue 2 yield money on a long term rather than save, save and save...no-one knows 2Mao o!!!

Death came to Akpos one day and said, ”Akpos, today
is your day!”
Akpos : “But I am not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well your name is the next on my
list”.
Akpos : “Okay why don’t you take a seat and I will get
you something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said, “All right ”
Akpos gave death some food with sleeping pills in
it,death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
Akpos took the list and removed his name from the top
of the
list and put into the bottom.
When death woke up it said to Akpos, “Akpos,because
you have been very nice to me, I will take pity on you
and start from the BOTTOM of the list!”
Akpos Fainted..

CNN REPORTER:
Mr. Akpos, how do you feel about the fact that a white
man was the first man on the moon?
AKPOS: You whity think you are clever, a black man
will be the first
man in the SUN!..
REPORTER: but, that is ridiculous, you will burn to
death.....!
AKPOS: Hai, shut up, Are u a LEARNER
We re not stupid.....We will go at night!...

A LOVE LETTER FROM A MECHANIC TO AN
ORANGE SELLER.
Hello Girl, I want to write u dis
letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with
... my workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But
I hav wash u 4 a severally time now.
The way ur behaviour
is, nor good for me. I want to take u as
a good garlfriend. Because ur
beautyfool garl in Dis our town.
So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is
dat, I want to talkto u but u don’thalf
tym.
Dat is y I shouldn’t came & talk to u. If u tink dat u
cannot
read d letter, just phone me & gave me d reply or d
answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer,Musa.
****
THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Musa,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u
wen u saw me but I shy and I look
down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to
folo u but I kannot left my orange becus this is where I
shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me.
Ur leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my
compand I will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart,
Sukura.

booqee: this is a good front page material. To those who really saved, how were you able to do it?? Cos i'm thinking when u saved the whole 19k, what were you surviving on?? I'll be serving dis '13 batch b. Thanks

U can only save d whole 19k if u av oda sources of income, else no even reason am...cos even d 19k no reach spend

I cannot categorically say I've saved anyfin...cos one way or d oda, one fing or d oda always come up...bt d good fing is I invested with it

khanivorous: Now that's some crude brutal killings

Its one of d worst movies of 2013

Lol...it happens

Mehn! Seen some movies here that I've not heard off...buh recently watched a good day 2 die hard and the last stand...not bad, not bad @ all

Horladortune: Yes, wat bout u?

Answer my questn nah!!!

Horladortune: Pulled down mtn on my wifi modem!

Seems mtn has stopped their bis lappy thingy or can u still browse wiv it?? Can only access Facebook n twitter..nufin more...started like 2days ago

fubbyy: if you have served,why can't you share yours?

Try and read my 1st post again

dont y'all just love alaric!!! 4gotten he died a vampire...that's y he had all those swashbuckling moves saving the kids once again includin damon

u can start nah

regina/cora in once upon a time

mabebe1: Tanx, ve watched it already.
Didn't get ur statement(Cnt pretend u didn't c me?)

WRT ur personal text

rokiatu: No seriously I know what I want.

Itz easier 4 u 2 knw what u want now cos it aint apenin 2 u

rokiatu: No actually no. Put me in her shoes, and I will choose Stefan without blinking.

U r just being sentimental...u really dnt wanna be in her shoes

ella.b:
I'm sorry,but tis not true.if u search ur twitter engine,the only ships that are common is delena,stelena,klaroline and recently mabekah.
I decided to chk out steroline and to my surprise,ppl were against it.
I ve said it b4 its all about chemistry.if stefan decides to date caroline,she ll only be his rebound cuz he's not over Elena yet and every1 knows that.

Now will klaroline end?the producer gave a hint on twitter saying there ll be crossovers from MF to new orleans.klaus is not ova caroline yet,so any lady dat wants to show face,he won't give her attention.

He did that with hayley when she told him bout the baby.

Now,if the producers decide to make steroline an item,walahi,deir storylines ll just become like bonnie's.twill be predictable.

Klaroline rlsp will last to me and for the 1st time she deserves someone who loves her just for her and not date her due to certain conditions like matt and tyler.

Caroline is d only xter that has really suffered in the show.she deserves a break.

Well, frm wia I read it...they kinda want d producers 2 either make them an item or stop tryin 2 give us d impression they'll be one...cos they won't work...Caroline still loves Tyler and Klaus is waitin by d wings ready 2 pounce and there's Elena who Stephan hasn't gotten ova...sooo guess she eventually be d new lexi 2 Stephan...

rokiatu: The fact is that, Elena is selfish. She love both brothers. She wants to have them all to herself. Yea she love Stefan more, but she love Damon as well. She fell in love with Damon even before she was sired to him.

They are both hot noaw She wants to keep getting their di.cks and services. She wants to keep getting both.


She keep saying "I don't know what I feel" Liar she knows. Shes just being selfish.

Let's be honest, if u were in her shoes n u av 2 choose one them, wouldn't u be as confused as she is?? Wouldn't u want 2 get the full package frm both of them...soo dearie, plz, dnt blame her!!!

rokiatu: Nobody cares who Elena choose anymore seriously. Shes messing with two brothers head.

She only fell 4 Damon wen she was sired, then she turned off her emotions...she loves Stefan more...

rokiatu: Lexi yeah but Caroline no


Like Ella said once, Klaus is the only one that really noticed her. Damon used and abused her, matt was too busy obsessing over Elena to truly love her, she fell for Stefan the moment she saw him, he told her off instantly. Because all he wanted was elena. Tyler only fell for her when she helped him doing his tough times. Klaus will die for her yes and he is truly in love with her. He don't show it that much because in season 2 to 3 he came for a mission, now he couldn't let a woman ruin that now could he? Klaroline is even better than Delena to me. I really hope she visit the Originals sometimes. I luv Klaroline.

Plus Stefan will not truly love Calorine he will only use her as a stepping stone to get over Elena like Matt did and Caroline deserve to be happy just like Bonnie, they been used wayy too much on that show.


Stefan can only love three women on that show truly, Elena, Lexi, and Katherine. The rest will just settle for second wwhich is not fair.


And people should not get the wrong idea, Lexi was only pulling his legs, friends do that all the time. Claroline and Stefan should remain friends and nothing more.


But now the way I sees it, Lexi will be so much more better with Stefan than Elena. She makes him happier than anyone, and she will be absolutely loyal to him and only him. I just wish the producers could do something like seriously.

People r really rootin for staroline bt I really believe they wee make more sense as fwends than lovers...cos if its not Elena, it can never be anyone else for Stefan...wonder who Caroline wee end up wiv..cos in truth, she really deserves it!

mehn! D last episode was epitional(epic + emotional)...the dead can't stay buried in TVD...was so happy 2 see alaric (who used 2 be my favourite xter b4 he died) with his drinking buddy, then...cole just can't get enuf of revenge...and got what he deserved frm Jeremy(ow many times do I av 2 kill u)...and lexi(was happy 2 see her 2)...Bonnie over-estimated her powers and she got wat she deserved bt accordin 2 spoilers of season 5, Bonnie, Caroline and Elena wee be roomies in college...in oda words, Bonnie didn't die!
And wen d hunters(Alexander, Vaughn and Connor) were shown, the look on rebekkah's face was "damn, I'm screwed"

Spoilers for the next episode: matbekkah(itz abt time for a 1st kiss btw dem)
Ghost vengeance: led by kol, the ghosts wee try and descend on the graduation ceremony seekin venegance
Elena wee choose a Salvatore(now who would that be??)
And there wee be painful goodbyes

Iron man 3...best this year so far!

SEXUAL REVOLUTION...

In 1970's, girls used to say,"Love me,but don't touch me!"

1980's: "Touch me,but don't kiss me!"

1990's: "Kiss me,but don't do anything more!"

2000's: "Do everything you want,but don't tell anyone!"

2013: "Do everything or else I will tell everyone that you can't do anything!"