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bunmioguns: mumu. . .do they advertise condom like other food items? how many times have u seen condom being sold by the local market women. . . . .abeg, u no make sense

u be ode guy...evey1 knows they dont...thats y its a joke...dey use ur brain bros..if u dont av anything 2 say, abeg shift

CY09: ...guy you killed me with that! ...lwkmfh

lolz...the question is 4ni sha...

When Yoruba's advertise their goods they advise you Wat to do with it, E RA BREAD E PO TEA, E RA OGEDE E DIN DODO, E RA ISU E GUN IYAN, E RATA E SE BE, Abeg, What IF CONDOM can be sold What do u fink it'll be

[size=16pt]NOTE: WHAT IF?[/size]

the Merit (first batch) admission list of the Delta State University (DELSU) Abraka has now been released and available for checking.

The release of the Delsu merit list came shortly after the school published the 2012/2013 Admission cut-off marks for entry into the school.

All students who crossed this said cut-off marks should therefore expect to be admitted under the first batch category of the admission exercise.

Subsequent admission batches will however be made available in no time from now as the school is working hard to meet the October deadline for admission as instructed by the NUC and JAMB.

All students who has been admitted is also expected to quickly get their admission letter as a proof of their "hard-earned" admission.

click here to find out: http://www.deltastate.edu.ng/utmeadmission2013.aspx

CY09: When Yoruba's advertise their goods they advise you Wat to do with it, E RA BREAD E PO TEA, E RA OGEDE E DIN DODO, E RA ISU E GUN IYAN, What if its CONDOM? Help Answer PLEASE

e ra rubber e se blom blom

i know we all fear one thing or the other...wanna start sharing weird phobias...@ least 1 a day...

PHOBOPHOBIA: FEAR OF FEAR
GAMOPHOBIA: FEAR OF MARRIAGE, RELATIONSHIPS OR COMMITMENT...i like this
METATHESIOPHOBIA: FEAR OF CHANGE

hey peeps...ow's ur day going...mine is just there

i don hear...as the saying goes, if u cant beat them, join them!!!

psoto: Those of us wey no get job nko? We should just continue with what we already do as "job" abi?

1. Go find work nah
2. What do U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ already do as job?

fadinus: Psoto u don stat dis early mormor õ, dlex wetin i mean b say 'we nor get work'

U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ for talk A̶̲̥̅♏ well nah

Sooo what U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ pple are sayin in essence Iڪ its d criticism rather than the jokes than make this section lively rite

fadinus: Me ñä gyet werk õ bros

¶ Ŋ understand U̶̲̥̅̊я English bros!

psoto: Like quoi?

We both don't wanna serve in lag...and still don't know wia we wanna serve...well, A̶̲̥̅♏ more of confused sha...morning!

naturalwaves: ^^^^ Dlex type well now,what did they multiply by increasing positive numbers? I understand the part of increasing positive nos

2*1=2
7*2=14
1*3=3
8*4=32
2*5=10
8*6=48
D increasing +ve integers they are referring to are d,1,2,3,4,5,6 that were used to multiply d 1st nos which means that a number would be used to multiply 7 to get d nxt one after 48 and so on.I need to know ow they got d 2,7,1,8,2,8 they used to multiply 1,2,3,4,5,6 respectively.Just type d sentence well.

It Iڪ typed correctly...told U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ ¶ don't understand it myself and its a random solution...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ forget..

Tinkybabe: Answer this:

6-1x0+2/2=?(show your working)

2/2=1
1*0=0
6-0+1=7
That's the best possible answer

Morning peeps!!! Go 2 work!!!

psoto: Just 4 pages...e no plenry at all.
τ̅☺ your question, I dunno yet o. All thoughts on hold for now.

E plenty small
Seems we av somethings in common

larride: What makes this place interesting is the comment and criticism and not really the joke sometime. This place is call d Joke section really, don't take things personal, just laff it out and mingle. I still don't understand why pple get pissed off ova d net.

That's U̶̲̥̅̊я own opinion

Acidosis: Poster you'll get over it soon.. you'll get use to the criticism.. infact most times criticisms makes me laugh and laugh.. and sometimes I'll notice tears flowin outta my face..

lyk when someone post a comment like
WHERE IS THE JOKE?[/v]

and you get a reply..

[b]CHECK INSIDE YOUR BOXER SHORT, THERE YOU'LL SEE THE JOKE

Didn't say ï'm a victim of criticism...its J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ what ¶ observed and I'm expressin mɣ opinion...that's all!!!

pearl~hapi:
no prablem!we r kul

sure Jare...better person

ode remo: have u ever heard of that slang b4, u dont lyk the heat get the hell outa the kitchen.
next.

Next wot Open U̶̲̥̅̊я own thread nah...mtcheeew

J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ ow many hours and ¶ have 2 read like 4 pages...nawa o!!! *seriously sweating*

@psoto...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ wia wee U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ like 2 serve as U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ no wan take ear hear lagos...

bunmioguns: will you shataap and allow others to see it too

¶ like that...now that's what A̶̲̥̅♏ talking about...

psoto: Why are more people trying τ̅☺ convince me about where I don't wanna go τ̅☺ You guys should lemme alone!!!

I'm wiv U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ ϑή dis 1...buh WЂε̲̣̣̣̥rε̲̣̣̣̥ are U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ now and y don't U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ wanna serve in lag...perharps, we mite av d same reason

psoto: Can't remember ever telling her τ̅☺ join you in your room o. DLEX!?!?!?

That's what mɣ pple will call self-posting

pearl~hapi:
am not a victim of criticism ooooo!I just liked the cool manner in which you presented the topic and the choice of words

Oh! ¶ see! Fanks anyways
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ expressing mɣ opinion as 2 what ¶ av observed...Ŋ hard feelings 2wards anybody

The answer Iڪ the digits of e multiplied by the increasing positive integers..
2*1=2, 7*2=14, 1*3=3, 8*4=32, 2*5=10, 8*6=48..
Sorry the answer is 48..not 58..
Shey ¶ told U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ its random..don't quite understand it myself

mikuz: if you dont find it funny then dont come to [size=30pt]jokes[/size] section again. "If nobody talk about you then . . . "

Bros calm down...e never reach fite nah..every1 Iڪ entitled 2 his or her opinion nah..

mikuz: are you trying to confuse yourself?

Never sed A̶̲̥̅♏ a victim of criticism...J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ sayin let the jokes be..better still, a critics section should be created!!!

We av some major critics...don't wanna mention names in order not 2 start nairaland war 1...

I'll av 2 admit, some critics comments are funnier than the joke itself...

pearl~hapi:
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Guess U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ are a victim of criticism n U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ agree wiv ♍ƺ...

mikuz: Its better to have people criticize you than not to gather any comments at all. It makes you look stup¡d. Like people no send you

Few pple would agree wiv U̶̲̥̅̊‎​...but criticism Iڪ not sometin some would take likely

bunmioguns: sorry dt ur joke had been criticized, well d truth is dt, criticism is part of wht makes dis place rockz....

didn't say my jokes have been criticised...¶ J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ observed that Ŋ mata ow hard U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ try, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can harldy please pple...and most pple who get criticised don't find it funny @ all...

This Iڪ not a joke...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ don't get disappointed...J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ wondering why nairalanders like criticising other pple's jokes...its not easy τ̲̅☺ crack jokes, hence pple copy and paste...and even top comedians repeat jokes...its better not 2 get a comment ϑή U̶̲̥̅̊я thread than get criticized for trying 2 put smiles ϑή pple's faces...
¶ believe Pple who critcize av bigger problems in life than the jokes they read...hence ϑε̲̣̣̣̥Ɣ criticise...
#just my opinion

Can we talk abt sometin else oda Dan nysc, timetable and Deir wahala J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ 2 relief us of the agonizing wait

psoto: DLEX, you know ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ room is synonymous τ̅☺ our common room. Its a general room, anyone can crash there at any time. Let him stay with you naa, be a good boy Who's your roommate sef?

Ehn...Ŋa̶̲̥̅ dat 1 make sense pass nah...U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ guys can relate well...be a gud gal 2...
̸ϟɣ roomie Iڪ cutie o!!! But she's nowia 2 be found

Where's cutie

psoto: Twas fine. Yours?

Kul

psoto: Fresher? I miss that word. You're very welcome sir. Please, for the benefit of those of us that don't know the full meaning of mouau, help us out. Merci. You can stay in DLEX's room.

U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ sef share U̶̲̥̅̊я room nah....afterall, there's love in sharing...¶ yaff roommate already

naturalwaves: Hahahahaha.No no no no no.I disagree with U. D question is not that easy like U said.A high level of logic is needed.U need to see d paper I worked it....it is quite tough.Did u try solving it before u saw d solution? Anyway,happy I got it at last.I hope ur subsequent questions will not make me skip lunch o.

yea...but u av 2 pay attention...the pieces will fall into place...sure i tried it...it was quite tof tho...

naturalwaves: ^^^ @Dlex21,what is d solution to d sequence question.I couldn't get another pattern.

the answer is 58...with a random solution...just forget it sha

naturalwaves: The HOURS,MINUTES and SECONDS hand of a clock.

u try

psoto: A very good morning τ̅☺ you too.

ow was ya 9t??