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psoto: She D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ Germany.

i'm telling u so u dont end up like her

psoto: I know its time-table before call-up. What I'm trying τ̅☺ say is for all I care, they can decide not τ̅☺ release any time-table, but they should be fast with the call-up.

patience

with what science and technology has been doing this century, this year alone, we've see mad movies with state-of-the-art effects, graphics and on point 3D like avengers, dark knight rises, total recall, underworld awakening, amazing spiderman, MIB3...but i can assure u that there is more to come...mostly the sequel of other 1s we've watched...below are some of them that i've seen their trailers and i cant begin to explain ow explosive they are..

1. GI joe 2(Retaliation)
2. resident evil 5(retribution)
3. transformers 4
4. twilight saga 4(breaking dawn pt. 2)
5. aquaman
6. van helsing 2
7. fast and furious 6 and 7
8. OZ: the great and powerful

some i've also heard of that will be released in the nearest future are:

1. hunger games 2:catching fire
2. thor 2:the dark worlds
3. Justice league
4. iron man 3
5. jumper 2
6. national treasure 3

infact, the list is endless...

so as movie lovers, which of these movies are u looking forward 2

u are free to add more awaited movies that are not listed here

psoto: You don come again abi? ‎​Anywayz, ♏v̶̲̥̅ heart didn't miss a beat as it was meant τ̅☺ I have no further business with their time-table, all I need is ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ call-up number, whenever and however they choose τ̅☺ release it.

for ur mind now...u dey form don 1 ba? besides, its time table b4 call-up

u'll post dry jokes use drier pictures to back them up...jokes vp indeed...mtcheeeew

¶ always wake up in the morning τ̲̅☺ meet one drama or the other...battle btw males and females...next tym, I'll need a soda and popcorn 2 make it very interesting...
#morning peeps

*breaking news: checked NYSC's website and .....
There Iڪ still no time-table!!!

Hi!

Yea...he Iڪ, didn't read it well...

nice 1 bro

musKeeto: A. Few + er = Fewer
B. fill the three-gallon container. pour it into the five-galon container. it would 3/5 full. Fill the 3-gallon container again. Fill up the Five-gallon container. The left over in the three gallon container should be that which you seek to measure...

u didnt get number 2

today's phobia:

Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.

Add two letters to this three letter word and you'll actually have fewer. What am I?

You have a barrel of water, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?

hi

i hail thee in the ous o!!!

naturalwaves: I came late this time around.I think d answers av been supolied to all d questions by TInkybabe and Emmy.

nobody got the 2nd one...not even my maths guru...tinkybabe

Tinkybabe: result

the answer is 't'...not result

Hehehe...we can now say now say critics get grade...the funny and dry 1s...lmao...NL!!!

What always ends a sporting event?

If one child has 12 1/4 sand piles and another has 3 3/4, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?

How many months have 28 days?

naturalwaves: Because they are both in d middle of d 'day'. Right?

now u are talking

Sexy:ify:
Hi guys, pls cn any1 help me out wit nysc website. Pls is urgent.

type nysc on google...u'll see it

uneventful day

expendables 2 is on point...total recall 2 aint bad

Gods-child:
Heheheeheehee...Lmao!!!...I guess the Nigerian is someone in this House...I suspect CHUKS!.........Good one bro!...#ThumbsUp#

naso jare..fanks

u are wrong

i did nah...u got it

naturalwaves: Which last one?

why is the letter A like noon?

naturalwaves: Okay,so I got that question about filling up words in d bracket?? Those that got d sentence question really tried cos it was very difficult to observe that 'E' was missing.What I said about d paragraph was correct too o.

nah...that was more like a typo error...
answer the last one nah...b4 i post new 1s

bukatyne: are you sure u didn't quote me by mistake?

yea...i didnt...POS terminal isnt the answer

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the brother leave.

Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT MY CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go.

Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Guinness. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir...I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so...." Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT 1 NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

AV A NYC DAY PEEPS!!!

naturalwaves: Mr Marker, U are yet to mark d rest of d questions.

u answered 3 out of 4, so u got 2/4 ...

heyyyy!!! new page

today's phobias:

Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation...suspecting some gals av this
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.