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bukatyne: 1. numbers 1, 2 and 3.
1+2+3 = 6
1 x 2 x 3 = 6

2. keyboard has keys but can't open a lock.

3. thru POS terminal ...this answer is very funny...u are wrong...check other comments for the answer

naturalwaves: The Paragraph is not complete.The 'if U can't do it in half an hour.....' Makes it incomplete.It is like a phrase sort of so it does not make a complete sense.IN SHORT,THE PARAGRAPH IS NOT A COMPLETE ONE.

nah...tinkybabe got the answer

Tinkybabe: @Dlex21,the last question

There is no single letter 'e' in the paragraph which makes it rather unusual as 'e' is the most common letter in english language.

yeah...

Emmy9ite: coz it starts Afternoon. wrong!!!

There is no letter 'E' in the paragraph.correct!!

The answer to my question is the 'MIND'

bunmioguns: as for you, u and I jst started in dis section, u will enjoy me for good

so much for not replying pple's comments...e be like say e dey sweet u 2
awww...dont cry...criticism is what makes the jokes section tick
accepted ur challenge...bring it on!!! wait! u be food wey i wan enjoy

bharnjey: I tire 4 dis dlex guy sef, must u respond wat everybody says? Ua such a borin guy jare, u com dey do lyk woman..lyk 2face sed: if nobody talk abt u den ua nobody..u can't everybody 2b lyk u. God himself knw things can't b equal; so he made good & evil.... Dlex21, try dey control ur feelings/emotions small small, I take God beg u! Nice try tho: e ra condom, e d'obo!

soo what exactly is ur point... cos i dont see any

see...none of u contibuted to what am using for internet!!! i can do whatever i want and reply as many pple as i can...so if u av nufin reasonable to say...abeg just hold ur side!!!

morning...knock knock!!!

no p nah...many can play the game...i've so declared war!!!

ik121: GoodLuck 2 ALL Batch C aspirants... U guyz r so close. Psoto darl i c u. Dahrach, fadinus, dlex nd chuks i c y'all.

watching u in 6D bros...weldone

psoto: You've entered already naa...

she's expecting a mansion...with state-of-the-art equipments and her own room with 4HP AC...u are more dan capable to provide nah

princessmia:


ur welcome MIRIAM! I Hope ur Female. D testosterone in the house is getting too much. We need more calm. Miss Dahrach n I are in charge of movies n food. 1st Lady Psoto. Is in charge of Personal and Internal affairs. Shez d Mummy of the House. The boys would in troduce themselves to you soon. #hugs#

thats the same question i asked...seriously looking for a new roomie

dersk13: Critisizim is pat of d joke na. It makes d plaz fun

my point is some pple ovado it which attimes doesnt make sense

naturalwaves: When did google start solving maths? Me sef don vex.U dey underrate me abi?

no vex bros..u na guru nah...just pulling ur legs

new 1s:
What word most logically goes in the brackets: EASY [HEAD] HARD OOZE [....] FACT

You have 2 times more pennies than me. Jen has 6 times more pennies than you. Together we have 75 pennies. How many pennies does each person have?

why is the letter A like noon?

This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you find out why it is so unusual, for you won't find a solution instantly. But don't go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it isn't that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual, and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you...who knows? So start to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an approach to wisdom, but if you can't do it in half an hour...

larride: That's d spirit bro.

we go see nah

dotuna3: Is lyk u guys dat criticize No go school oo.can't u Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡
d word IF, if u can't praise dis guy for dis den hold ur comment. No be by force to comment on his joke atleast he's beta dan u guys dat copy nd paste.@ dlex21 datz good work

fank u jare my brother..no be everybody wey get eyes dey use am well

naturalwaves: [/quote]u try...google helped u

[quote author=Emmy9ite]guy why u dey underrate my skillz, u know how many olympiad and cowbell i participate for secondary school? I got it on ma own!

no vex...nah joke

Emmy9ite: thats another thing u should figure out! ....if u fail, i will tell you!

what abt my answer?

dotuna3: nd where is d joke? U need to work on ur creativity dis to dry. Moreover, ave seen it before u only changed the name

he lacks it seriously...and he doesnt wanna realize that fact...m also still waiting for the joke as u are

Emmy9ite: one thousAnd


time


its day time


i go with natural waves

erm... 11:00

num 2 is wrong...u dont know number 4 if not 4 naturalwaves and i guess ur number 5 is pure luck

realsammie: some bush monkeys just dey dis joke section dey criticise pple joke anyhow like say NL na their personal property...

wat rubbish

i tire o! my brother

realsammie: but guy seriously ur joke dry no be small. if na anoda person post dat dry tin u call joke, na u go be the 1st person to run ur mouth.

u sef don sabi the guy...naso hin go dey run mouth like tap...

mimikevin: Hello guys am miriam a graduate of caritas uni enugu.will be serving wit batch c by God's grace.read bus admin,lives in lagos and will luv 2 serve in lagos

u are highly welcome miriam...u can move into psoto's room...she will be happy 2 av u...

sowee miriam sounds a feminine
mimikevin sounds masculine...which are u

naturalwaves: ^^^ Yes ooooo.Infact,I will like to score all.So,am going to take my time to think and solve well too.

goodluck...

Exponental: Maybe u shld get a tray n hawk..........someone will advice u. U know na, NL is a small percentage of d population outside.

wahala ti e niyen jare...joor kosi lo, mi o raye iranu
exponential ko, polynomial ni...

psoto: Uncle DLEX, must I have the fear to be lost in thought, ehn?

no ma'am...its just a question...u r a typical nigerian...

[quote author=naturalwaves][/quote]shey u bin dey form boss ba?

u got the two u answered sha...

pearl~hapi:
Na waooooo•must trouble be made out of everything?

naso we see am jare

psoto: Hmmmm...Funny phobias especially the first two...#LostInThought...

u av the fears rite?

psoto: LORD, sanctify ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ eyes!!!!!

like u r holy

psoto: Na wa o. The ones MTN D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ give no reach una.

u go like awuf pass me...besides its just MTN to MTN

princessmia: [color=#007700] [size=16pt] NYSC! [/size]
Ur lack of action has caused NL members to go haywire. (Eg: CY, dlex, Fadinus)
SMH
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an idle mind is a devil's workshop

princessmia: [color=#007700] m doing fine dear. How r u doing? Another week has started n no word from these ppl. I hope batch C won't b scrapped like d rumours we've bin hearing o! [/color]

dont worry, it'll come out like a thief in the night

the soul

Polo Young: Guy u be mugu i know say na okada u dea drive who give u phone wen u take enter NAIRALAND?

MY OWN STILL BETA...ow far ur wheelbarrow market...?

Exponental: take it. dat dude just told u d truth.
ok...........coming down to ur level, u gave example of food. is condom food?
av u seen a place where condom is sold openly
guy ........change dat ur post fast b4 moderator vex.

what are u expecting in jokes section...its just a question of IF it is sold, what would it be...if u dont av answer...park one side abeg make i see front...

Polo Young: Guy abeg u go just go break for 2 weeks from Nairaland meaning u have been suspended for Nonsence joke. Go sell bucket

bunmioguns: Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

@ least checking the comments below mine is allowed

naturalwaves: 1,2,3



A Computer's KEYBOARD.



From d question,he will pay in Dollars and not in penny so,no need to spend a single penny. .


Next pls....

for ur mind now o!

i yaff vex...answer dese:

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you need to count to find the first letter A?

I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. You always follow me around. What am I?

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at 12:34 a.m. Can you figure out what it is?

If three hours ago, it was as long after two o'clock in the afternoon as it was before two o'clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

u pple are just shouting abuja cos its what u've heard...abuja is not expensive jooor...
just av we have VI, ikoyi, VGC...u cant say the whole of lag is expensive...sametin with abuja...its just the housing in the main town that can raise some eyebrows sha...

bunmioguns: Lesson NO 1 for a newbie like you:

if u want to criticise jokes nxt time, u check for other comments above you. . . Jst because u asked a foolish qst in ur thread and i gave u a foolish ans doesnt make u to start stalking me ard...abeg leave me...am nt gayy

*still yawning* are u done yet...thats not a joke...still waiting tho

What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?

what has keys but open no locks, has space but no room and u can enter but not go in?

A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

*yawns* fell asleep while reading the so-called joke and now am awake expecting to see a joke...lame!!!