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That's the real man. My type....... though in my case, somebody must go down after the long silence.

My friends and parents always do anything possible to make sure I talk or vent my displeasure immediately when am angry because they know how dangerous I can be if I keep silence over an offence.

MY ADVISE:
The cheating lady should do whatever is within her power (legitimately) to talk it out with her husband without any third party. Cry, beg, be extremely nice to him and show true repentance. Break the silence to avoid story that touch.

freezone4real:
2015 PREDICTION OF ELECTION RESULT

SOUTH EAST.
Abia .................... Jonathan 1,481,191
Anambra............Jonathan 1,758,220
Enugu .................Jonathan 1,301,185
Imo ......................Buhari 1,611,715
Ebonyi .................Jonathan 876,249

TOTAL:
Jonathan: 5,416,845
Buhari:.....1,611,715

SOUTH WEST.
Lagos................ Buhari 6,247,845
Ogun .................Buhari 1,869,326
Osun ..................Buhari 1,293,967
Ondo .................Jonathan 1,558,975
Ekiti ...................Buhari 750,753
Oyo ....................Buhari 2,577,490

TOTAL:
BUHARI: 12,739,381
Jonathan: 1,558,975

SOUTH SOUTH.
Edo ...................Buhari 1,412;225
Delta ................Jonathan 1,900,055
Bayelsa ...........Jonathan 472,389
Akwa Ib .........Jonathan 1,714,781
RIvers .............Buhari 2,419,057
C/Rivers .........Jonatha 1,018,550

TOTAL:
BUHARI: 3,831,282
Jonathan: 5,105,775

NORTH CENTRAL.
Benue...............Jonathan 1,415,162
Kogi ..................Jonathan 1,215,405
Kwara ..............Buhari 1,115,665
Nassarawa ....Buhari 1,224,206
Niger ...............Buhari 721,478
Plateau ...........Jonathan1,983,453

TOTAL:
BUHARI: 3,061,349
Jonathan: 4,614,020

NORTH EAST.
Adamawa ...........Buhari 1,714,860
Bauchi ..................Buhari 1,835,562
Borno ....................Buhari 2,730,368
Gombe ..................Buhari 1,266,993
Taraba ................Jonathan 1,308,106
Yobe ......................Buhari 1,182,230

TOTAL:
BUHARI: 8,730,013
Jonathan: 1,308,106

NORTH WEST.

Jigawa ................Buhari 1,852,698
Kano......................Buhari 5,135,415
Katsina.................Buhari2,931,668
Kaduna ...............Buhari 3,565,762
Kebbi ...................Buhari 1,603,468
Sokoto ................Buhari 2,065,508
Zamfara .............Buhari 1,746,024

TOTAL:
BUHARI: 18, 900,543
Jonathan: -----------

GENERAL TOTAL:
BUHARI : 48,874,283 - Winner
Jonathan: 18,003,721

From the above Prediction, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will get more votes from the South-East, South-South and North Central, winning in 13 states. While Major General Muhammadu Buhari (Rtd) will get more votes from the South-West, North-East and North West, winning 23 States.

If 2015 general election is free, fair and credible as promised by Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, by May 28, 2015 (A day before BUHARI will be sworn In), He (GEJ) would have moved to his Otuoke Mansion in Bayelsa State.

You're drunk again this early morning. Why nah? What happened??
Kpelle, but why not drink some cool water or is it your normal weed??

Your ATM card pin, some money in your pocket, her account numbers can go far. Recharge her phones and get her reasonable mb. Believe me, you will get free osho.

Ameachi, sorry oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
take heart oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
one advise: start visiting and renovating prison across Nigeria.............just in case...............

Am just returning from space................ Can anyone tell me what is going on here?

Oh! Wait ooo......... Did buhari say he wants to rule Nigeria again after all his crimes and atrocities? Ooh no, he's joking. Abi Una no no wen somebody dey joke again??

Or let me guess, maybe his party field him because they know that they will definitely fail and needs someone that's used to failure.....................or maybe to reduce stress on INEC staffs since they already have his data: he is INEC'S POPULAR CUSTOMER, you know.

But has anyone checked his present health .condition..............?? He may be suffering myopia - short sightedness, malaria parasite - makes one to have funny dreams and.................... We don't want another president to kpafuka in aso rock again ooo

with or without buhari, GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

@op, are you looking for who to use in your end of year celebration and must it be a guy here on nairaland??

Wait ooh, what is ring doing in your mouth?? Is that mouth-ring Do you work in the night??

Just want to know before dropping my pix, pls.

KwoiZabo:
Soyinka will be the greatest because he will soon write another accidental public servant supporting Amaechi's stubborness and APC rascality.

so you've not read Soyinka's latest release: JONATHAN - KING NEBUCHADNEZZAR

Sanusi may not have said anything reasonable in all his life time, but today, his words are words on the marble, one of the wisest saying that times and seasons will attest to. Well done Sanusi. We are our own problems and until we acknowledged this, Nigeria cannot move forward.

WilyWily:
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Death to this Devil Republic call Nigeria

NO my brother, I'm equally pained and disadvantaged in this troubled marriage, a product of sir Frederick Lord Lugard's nightmare. But is war, division, breakup, fights, shedding of blood and the likes the only answer? Has divorces solved the problems of bad marriages in the world today? What about the spoils of (war) bad marriage - the accompanying problems of breakup?? Yes, it become inevitable when all options have failed, the last resort but definitely not the best or only option.

The question is what can we do individually and collectively in a none violent effort to move from where we are now to where we dream to be. NIGERIA CAN WORK AGAIN!

Yes, the mistake of 1914

yes, the forced marriage of Northern and southern Nigeria (like forcing oil and water to stay together)

yes, the failed institutions

yes, the corruption

yes, the failed and visionless leaders

yes, the lies and deceit

yes, the mortgaging of our unborn children's future on the altar of selfishness, greed and hatred

yes, the inequalities amongst tribes and ethnic groups

yes, the diversity

yes, the altitudes of Nigerians and followership

yes, the mono-economy

yes, the over dependence on oil.

yes, the altitudes of our politicians

yes and yes, they are capable of dividing nations. But can they divide us now? Are we going to allow these to divide us now?? The answer is a big NO. Don't ask me why, ask the Americans and they will tell you that these puzzles are what they've been trying to solve for decades: why we're still together in spite of all the reasons why we should break.
We've come of age, breaking is out of the options. Let's joined hands and make our great nation (NIGERIA) work. MIND YOU, if Nigeria should break now, it will surely break into pieces (of about six or more) to nobody's interest. PEACE IS THE ANSWER!



LONG LIVE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!!

Freest:
Lool... You welcome. But i didn't sin now, only wanted to help ni!

hahahahahahahahah
bros, pls say the truth, your engine no move?
and if you weren't late to work, can you imagine the waist dance......................

Thanks for making my day. This is really really hilarious. Pls go and sin no more. As for your shoes, sorry bro but its gone forever.

How much is Lumia 520 currently pls? What about Nokia E-6, can anyone tell me the current price pls? Thanks.

Bro, just get marry to someone you actually love, cherished and adored so much like a sister or your best friend and be ready to make sacrifices.
If not for anything, marry for the continuity of your name/legacy or for someone who will take care of you at old age.

Ladies are like a brand new car for the first few months or years after marriage/purchase. If you must be driving the car (or keep the marriage going), then you must be ready for constant services or maintenance and replacement of bad parts. Mind you, you May have unexpected flat tires on the road (or on the journey of marriage), that doesn't mean that the journey won't be successful. That's the essence of being prepared before embarking on marriage journey.

Men and women are COMPULSORY EVIL - we can't do without each other but we hate and complained about each other

A7:
Those consumed by the riot connive with pdp cabal to rig the elections, and majority of the people affected are northerners and Muslims.

It hurts bro. It hurts that you can't call a spade a spade. It hurts that the life of young Nigerians, youths were cut short by a man's political ambition and inciting speeches and you're here justifying murders with unsubstantiated claims. It hurts that the same monster is here again to be used by the beast, magog and gog to sheds blood and full the blood bank of his master - Lucifer the devil.
Were the slain or murdered youths Moslems or northerners??
ONE PRAYER FOR YOU:
Since you love buhari, the monster, may you and buhari never

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

Nobody is impeaching anybody my friend. Nigeria has gone through tougher challenges than the current acts of shame from our politicians and still remained one. That's the headache of the western world - they don't understand why we're still one in spite of our tremendous diversity.

The 2015 election will come and go in less than four months from now with a new president (Jonathan or who ever win) and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Politicians are only overheating the polity unnecessarily.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

Bobbysworld28:
So u mean d police and sss could be mobilized against the number four citizen without the presidency? R u high on something cheap?

May amadioha plus songo plus effa together with thunder, fire your left nyanch for thinking left left all the times.

and may God bless the dude u quoted for thinking outside the box. Aami ooo!

But I think the speaker and other honorable should have known a better way to handle the situation instead of assaulting police officers on lawful duty and clamping fence.

@op, you're very correct. Many young men of nowadays looks to what they'll benefit emotionally and overlook this quality only to be flirting with beautiful women. However, beauty is also very important and should be included in the list because one need to be proud and confidence of his girlfriend while walking down the street.

blizard44:
Mehn!

Give this people Independence!!

They are doing well and comfortable in their much-desired islamic caliphate...
Let them be.

I wonder why we keep on wasting resources -human and material-wise - on liberating people who have resolved to remain under the shackles of those we think doesn't mean them well and have even profess their preference for them. It's high time we stop violating their right of self determination...

Free them now.

Are you boko haram abi u b shekau here on nairaland??

YES, there are many things that can make you not to be proud of your family.

@op, I met a young lady, married with two kids (a boy and a girl), 25 years old yesterday with same problem or complains about her family. She was considering between divorce and suicide (the suicide plan was still unknown to her husband though)
Her reasons was that
1,
her husband was cheating on her even to the point of sleeping with her best friend sake of her inability to satisfy him sexually (call it low sexual drive)
2, that her mother was dead and her father is very sick in the village.
3, that none of her elder brothers and sisters went to school (higher institution), not doing any meaningful job and can barely feed.
4, unnecessary interference of her in-law in their marital affair.
5, serious beating followed by an apology from her husband despite the fact that she's beautiful and contributed greatly to the soul of her immediate family. These and many more that I don't want to mention here made her hate her family to the bone. She was saying these with serious crying.
Thank God we were able to calm her down with a plan to ensure her husband sign an under-taking in the presence of senior security, intelligent personnel and legal practitioners. So it happens every day.

MAY GOD SAVE US FROM SUCH, AMEN.

One chance, op pls run for your dear life (that's if you have a life)

@OP
u dey lie. U like am.

u just dey jealous because ur girlfriend na LG flat screen tv - back and front

if u no like am, den make u dey close ur eyes ani time u see big nyanch an big breast. We call it DEFENSE (nyanch, ikebe, apate) and ATTACK (milk factory, breast, mah).

And I hope you won't regret and come back here to tell us how "your pastor's prescribed husband" is treating you??

Its very much welcome because it will at least demobilize or curtail the excesses of the west - Europe and make them quickly responsive sake of competition for relevance.

andyanders:
Men you are a man. Only True Men can come out and be straight and to call a Spade a Spade rather than allow the hole in between a woman's legs to deceive them. I wonder why a real man cannot say out his mind no matter what the hell is. If a woman prepares bad food for me, I tell her straight to her face that she made bad food rather than die in silence because with my point, she can now improve on her side as for the relationship to go on. Some men die in silence and start eating outside as a result of a wife who cannot cook and at the end he starts blaming evil spirit and witches around.

Op is truly a learner as you voiced it out here.

You're the true son of your father. No dilly dally, no time, no kain!

US, abeg make una park well jare.

Of what use is your intelligence sharing and the training of Nigeria's soldiers if the equipments to be used in combating the deadly boko haram is not provided.

How would they take action on the intelligence reports?

How would the trained forces put their training to use if the necessary tools are not there??

You trained a man on how to tame or catch a hungry lion and frustrates the man's efforts in getting the right or required equipments in catching/taming the lion, do you want him to use his bear hands to tame or catch the lion?