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The headline/topic should be: SEE THE YORUBA THIEF ARRESTED AFTER SCALING WHITE HOUSE FENCE

phantom:
rubbish thread........
we all know oyigbo roads are bad and amaechi himself has admitted many times that his govt has failed in oyigbo BUT he also acknowledged the fact that some of the roads are being worked on.

.....and for the record, amaechi and fashola are the best we have. QED

SHUT UP AND SAY WHAT YOU KNOW WITHOUT SENTIMENTS.

Do you know that the internal generated revenue of Rivers state as of February, 2014 was 9.5 billion naira while their January - June, 2014 Federal allocation was 99.67 billion naira. The recent Federal allocation to Rivers state was 24 billion naira. Compared it to other states and make sound judgment. Rivers state would only realized that they've lost a smart thief when he stepped down as governor or if a prudent governor comes in (certainly not Weke)

Beautiful write up.
@op, thank you.

Nice write up, @op. I subscribe to your position.

but the 'good ladies' and the virtues listed above are about 5% here in Nigeria.

the bad ones na im plenty pass. They're about 95% and are found every where in Nigeria. In most cases, they're from handy homes and very beautiful.

honeric01:
Leopard can't run like Cheetah.

You're right, bro. Thanks.

plus or minus, the guy needs to run as fast as possible from a thievery or a possible diabolical girl on a desperate revenge mission.

Please sir, before I make my own contribution, do you have a copy of the Holy Bible?

God just delivered you from ONE CHANCE

MY ADVICE:
repent from double dating
do thanksgiving next Sunday in your church
borrow leg from leopard, run and never look back to her.

I WAS HERE!!!

Is this actually the last options: cheap and baseless blackmail and propaganda by some shameless popular INEC customer to stop the unstoppable?

Our elders say

He whom the gods want to destroy, he first make mad.

The bird that disregards the dawn calls of the insects will definitely perish.

The tortoise had always claimed to be the wisest animal that had solutions to the problems of other animals until he met the cricket.

ONE CHANCE!!!

Picture of your Nokia torch, her iPod, blackberry and recharge cards or I DON'T BELIEVE.





By the way, is it the Nokia torch you use in typing this nonsense

Let your friend follow her heart.

After all, its her life, she's the one to leave with the man and not nairalanders or yourself. Who knows, while you're here drinking Panadol for her headache, she may be enjoying it. Mind you, some ladies like beating, others beg for it and some even said that any man who did not beat them when they erred didn't love them.

Secondly, the best advice in the world is the advice one give him or herself.

I don't have any problems with someone defecting to another political party of his/her choice but believe me, its important to know why they're moving: is it anything different from where they're moving from

This does not reflect the words of Asari Dokubo that I know.

@OP, THIS YOUR NEW WEED WILL LAND YOU IN PEPPER SOUP ONE DAY.

CONTINUE.............

WHY MUST I STUDY IN AMERICA??

chinwike2:
English manipulator

yeah but you can only manipulate what you have. You know, when the up stair is rich you can manipulate it any how. At least he did not belong to this generation of lazy students who are in school to chased girls/man instead of being serious with their books/studies.

publicenemy:
People die everyday

my brother, I tire ooh.
is the person's life worth more than those who are being killed every day by police, boko haram, hunger, disease, poor & selfish government policies, poverty, CORRUPTION, etc

One point in all these, and the point is, at least someone from that region is talking even in the face of increasing intimidation, sabotage and betrayal. Asari is a man who has learned or lived to face his fears. Not living with someone's dream or allowing someone dictate your dance steps is the massage here.

Plus or minus, he has written his name in the Niger delta history (either as a warlord, militant, arrogant fool as many would say or as revolutionist, freedom fighter & a liberator). He would be remembered for something (good or bad).

But for you who is reading this, WHAT WOULD YOU BE REMEMBERED FOR after you must have gone??

heykims: The highest incidence of twins birth in d world is seen among d Yorubas in Nigeria.

The highest ranking fool in the world and the highest incident of senseless post on nairaland is seen in the post quoted above.

Do you have your office in Abuja? If no, how would you deliver to someone residing in Abuja

@OP, IF THE MORNING (DAY) SUN DID NOT DRY YOUR CLOTHES, NO MATTER HOW BRIGHT THE MOON MAY SHINE, IT CANNOT DRY THAT SAME CLOTHES. Instead, it will make it more wet.

One of the worst form of marriage or the worst reasons for marriage that is responsible for most broken homes or divorce in our society today is "MARRYING OUT OF PITY". This implied a situation where Mr. A got married to Miss B on the consideration of the length of the relationship/courtship - what people will say if he or she dump him/her after being seen together for such a number of years even when all indication showed you're not meant to be, I don't want to offend my mother/father, he or she trained me in school, etc, and not necessarily because you loved yourselves, see the future together and he or she is everything you need for the rest of your life. The op's case here is one of them.
MY ADVICE:
Follow your heart. It is said that the best form if advice in the world is the advice you give yourself. After all, no nairalanders will live in your husband's house with you.

USE YOUR TONGUE TO COUNT YOUR TEETH!!!

The one that looks like your head

@OP, you forgot to add the fighters and quarrelsome passengers. They keep everyone awake and serve as an entertainer. With them, there's no dull moment in the bus.

Google it or is google not working on your phone?

Afolabs101: Quote from TJohnson

The Air Force and Federal Government seem to have absolutely concern about the whereabouts of the pilot, or how his family must be feeling. All they have mentioned is the plane, as if bit was flying itself!

ORGANIZED CONFUSED THREAD!!!

@OP, what exactly is your problem and what do you want nairalanders to do for you??

Is it the =N=100/200 you used to pay her for servicing your plug, the credit osho she gave you which you've mistaken for free osho or her getting married to your brother?

So if all nairalanders advised you to tell your brother, you will??

Where is your number six?

buemene: The goal of education or a degree shouldn't be to get employed by a multinational company. a university education is far beyond the degree you are issued, it opens up your mind to see the endless possibilities that this life can offer. I can bet you that their are some consultants and expatriates who work with this multinationals who have no degree than you are aware of. Thinking out of the box will clear our minds bro.

@OP - Mdaa wugah, Bari a ne a leelee.

The Yorubas (South west) with all their Doctorate degrees in virtually every compound can tell better. Some parts of Nigeria (including Northern Nigeria) with less degrees/2:1 are more developed than the academically rich west with professors on every street.

Back then in GOVT. SEC. SCH, LUAWII. the fear of

DON SAVIOUR,
DON CAPIITO &
24 CARTONS OF TROUBLE

was the beginning of wisdom.

Though DON SAVIOUR was wicked, merciless, brutal and feared by all; he was brilliant, intelligent, neat & very outspoken. Till now, I still wonder about his rear or double combinations: intelligent and very stubborn at same time.

His classmates called him Mr. President.

Dis one na blokus play nah
no be beta slap. Maybe na sexy slap

@OP,
When next you want to eat a frog, pls pls pls & pls, eat the one with eggs. Fat one, a big frog.
HABA!

Though physical expression of anger or displeasure by a man to his wife through spanking is not advisable because it may not provide permanent solution to the question at hand. However, cases abounds where most ladies actually begged for it through their actions and inactions. Some even said that their husband hates them for not beating them when they act foolishly. In such extreme cases (which might include the one above), where you can't walk away and you want to slap, then, there should be no emotion in it: THE SLAP(S) SHOULD BE A RED, HOT, CRAZY SLAP(S) that she will remember for the rest of her life. In this way, she would learn that the gentle or slow movement of a cat does not mean that the cat is sick and she would never take your love, patient or tolerance for granted. Also, boundary will be well defined.