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African magic thing. He is so lucky because the charges against him will be light but he still have some questions to answer in court.

Dmano: And u think apc have answers 2 all ur question?

My brother, they will not ooh.
Instead, they will attack, throw abuses, make incisive and derogatory comments and abandoned the critical questions on ground. Remember, they are Aggrieved Politician Congress (APC) and I know you're not expecting any rational answers from an aggrieved minds. They are not used to providing cogent and verifiable answers to sensible question(s).

Just watch and see their e-ambassadors hereafter.

@op, pls kindly help me, the software (applications) on my Nokia Lumia 520 has refused to update. I'm not able to download any application too. This has been on for about six months now. Anytime I wanted to updates I got this response:

'There has been a problem completing your request. Try again later. Error code: 80048264'.

It repeated the same thing no matter how many times I try. Pls what should I do. Someone pls help a brother. Thanks.

My Nokia Lumia 520 is not updating. Any attempt to updates any software that call for attention, I got this response: there has been a problem completing your request. Try again later. Error code: 80048264. This response comes on as many times as I try.
What should I do pls?

Someone help me. Thanks.

Ok, let him come to Nigeria and try the almighty zuma rock nah.

Are you sawing what am saw?

are you sicknessing the sickness?

Nelson Mandela was the first African leader whose death caused me pains and tears; Prof. Dora, Nkem Akunyili is the second great African leader, first in West Africa and first in Nigeria whose news of death broke my heart with pains, tears and deep sense of un-repairable loss.

I pray that the Almighty God grants your family the fortitude to bear the loss

I WILL FOR EVER MISS YOUR
Innovativeness and patriotism,
Commitment and dedication,
Courage and determination,
Bold and fearlessness,
Charm and charisma,
Godly virtues,
Doggedness,
honesty.

You have fought a good fight, you have finished your course, you have kept the faith: Henceforth there is laid up for you a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give you at that day: and not to you only, but unto all them also that love his appearing. 2 Timothy 4:7 - 8

The thieves are still very much around with portfolios, but you've gone in peace. Though cancer had destroyed your body, your soul cannot be destroyed.

Goodnight, mummy Dora!!!

belhomme: sorry bro its not "PERSONAL" its "PERSONNEL"...no joke intended just correcting a broda

Thanks bro.

Richhommie: Why should thay use live ammunition for practice. They cud hav used blank bullets.

Do you think they're the Nigerian police force that trained their personnel with sticks?

Donfamous: Mine na sugar cane. Don't ask y

I know why, its because you cane her............... very well.

No be so?

The thought process, fixed mental attitude, perception/concept and vision are amongst the characters that separates achievers from losers. Well done, Mercy.

Very simple, just go to Gwoza or sambisa forest/borno state and challenge Shakau/boko haram. Your life will never remain the same.

Ask Gwoza residents. At least, now they can tell better.

The potency and vividness of all marriages to survived its 10th anniversary (at least), depend largely on the foundation of the relationship. Judge what will be the outcome of a relationship that starts on the foundation of 'Side chicks/guys'


WE ARE INDEED THE ARCHITECT OF OUR MISERY!

mployer: When he becomes more rational than emotional.

mployer: Being a man has nothing to do with age, it is in the mind.
Kids are known to be emotional. But if an 8year old becomes more rational than emotional(which rarely happens) then he can be referred to as a man.
Rationality is for men, emotion is for women and kids. But we love them that way.

For being this rational and for thinking outside the box, I, the king of the jungle with the power bestowed on me, crown you 'A MAN'. Henceforth, you shall be call a man on this forum. Shekina!

After helping Liberia in their years of civil war, this is what we get - an Ebola and an apology.
I hope Nigeria will learn one day

realpeople: [b]I had a clash recently and it was right in my room.
Let me start with the proper story.

7 months ago I slightly quit my relationship because of the insults I was getting from my ex-girl due to unemployment and

other issues.
I decided to quit the relationship then 3 weeks ago I went into another relationship which was moving fine but my EX kept

on calling me with the reason that she would really want to see me and discuss some issue with me and I affirmed it and

told her to come over to the house. Meanwhile I wanted to use the opportunity to introduce her to my new girl friend.

The day she was supposed to come, I had a little face-off with my gal cos of a text message from my person Doc who wants me

to have dinner with her on the same day and I simply told my girl to calm down, that we will discuss it later in the

evening.

But when she (my gal) came that night, my EX was already coming to my house for the said discussion and there was no time

for me to tell me girl that I would have a visitor because she was in the company of her friends, I was waiting for her to

be alone.

My EX came in abruptly and I couldnt do the introduction. But my girl friend came back to the room with an insult saying I

was so wicked and I told her to calm down and remember what i told her in the morning. but she continued and suddenly made

a call to her friend who came in into my sitting room and started pouring buckets of insults to me and I ordered them to

leave me my room immediately.

Now I went back to beg my girlfriend after sending my EX out that same night but decided not to listen to me and sent me

out of her place.

I am very very confused, is it right to call my ex back or keeping on getting the insult from my new gal every time I try

begging her?[/b]

HOW MANY BUCKETS OF INSULTS HAVE YOU RECEIVED AND HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED BEFORE YOU USE YOUR COMMON SENSE??

Goshen360: They're ministry GIFT.....and they're also callings. Can it be white and also black? Many things we're wrong taught but we questioned none, that was when we're children. This might be a play on words depending on your understanding but speak bible language.

They are given to some, not all.>>>>>>If they are given to some...what is it? Calling or GIFT? Reconcile this your statement here below:

. Each one of the fivefold ministry is A GIFT....for purpose of ministering to God's people. That's why it is called ministry gift. You just said everyone is called....into the one fold and body of Christ but what each person is assigned to do is not the calling anymore because we are all called but it is what we're SENT to do....an assignment within the body we're called into. It's as simple as that.



Grace is what is given to all Christians and if you're saying it is given to some without asking, then you're saying all men have the ministry gift. If they're grace of God to the church, that will mean every Christian is functioning under one fivefold ministry or another but scripture proves you wrong>>>>>>Are they all prophets? Are they all apostles?....they answer is no.

2. It is wrong to measure old testament heroes with the standard of new creatures - Scripture says, without us (who Christ died for), the old testament heroes cannot be complete\made perfect. Hebrews 11:40. You'll have to show a scripture that a new testament believer can have calling from birth, otherwise, I don't buy into that and don't believe such teachings.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!

The spirit of the Almighty God in me agrees and bears witness with TORCHWAVE's position and totally disagree with your defensive position. Scripture or no scripture, he's on point. Its people like you that repent today and in two weeks time, he'll start dragging pulpit with the pastor that he's been called by God.

torchwave: You're welcome.

DEagle1, I really need you to open your mind just as you did with my previous post because of what I'm about to say.

There are a few ways one can know he or she is called by God into any of the fivefold ministry. Even though they are different methods, what they all share in common is the fact that God initiates them, He is the One who makes you know your Calling through any of the methods. No man can know his Calling by human knowledge.

I shall list the methods for now because listing and explaining them will be lenghty; explanation will be reserved for another post, another time.

The methods:

A. Revelation knowledge from God Himself

B. Personal Prophecy

C. Dream and

D. Vision

All are reliable but the best way to be certain that they are from God is to seek confirmation from other Spirit-filled Christians or Leaders (Pastors, Apostles or Prophets). That way, you can avoid deception.

About the bolded, God knows

EXCELLENT!
THANK YOU!!
BUT,
what is fivefold ministry, sir.

Goshen360: Please follow this same discourse here: https://www.nairaland.com/1809614/pastor-called

There's nothing like "special" calling for any man in the new testament. Any man that says he's called into ministry is either ignorant or a liar. Every Christian is called but what you're "sent" to do is what differs. A pastor is not a title, neither is a prophet but it is ministry GIFT by Christ to the church.

Also, permit me to say this: 90% of what the institutionalized church taught us is wrong. We need to sit down with the word ourselves and give ourselves to ministry of the word and prayers.

New American Standard Bible
"But we will devote ourselves to prayer and to the ministry of the word."

King James Bible
But we will give ourselves continually to prayer, and to the ministry of the word.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD MISSED CALL.
The question is 'how does one know that he/she is call by God'? Stop blabbing, go straight to the point if you have any.

goldenboyofpsy: Hmmmm.... This is really serious!!! Everyone is clamoring for disintergration but am not sure we have counted the cost,price&the consequence of the breakaway. Until selfishness,self-centeredness,unpatrotism,tribalism,religion etc is put aside and the country first,we will only take away the leaves and branches but the root of the problem still remains!!! Blood shed,loss of properties human and material will be inevitable if we are to break up. I dont support we break but support we love our neighbours regardless of ur place as ourselves.. It is well with Nigeria. The place of the international community and the devil have failed.

NAIRALAND AMBASSADOR OF PEACE, 2014.
No go prepare your family for emergency traveling anytime soon and stuck up your house with food stuffs.

The one Nigeria you're talking about, is it not the SOUTH that's been the promoters?.

God bless that useless Solomon, the charge and bay lawyer and the toothless bulldog called arewa yourth. I just wish you walk your talk.

SILLY JOKERS!!!!!!

[quote author=Ahmed0336 ]@ OP I smell lies.[/quote]Oboi, you get talent ooh. So you can smell lies from a distance and even on the internet

raans900: I freequently goes to a pool bar. I'm interested in one of the girl works there. I tried to speak to her couple of times when I'm drunk. But seems like she didn't Intersted. I started watching her while playing pool. Then she started talking to someone on phone. After some time one guy came and both are chatting. The guy looking at me some times. When I finished pool and leaving the guy also left saying see you next time in front of me.

What does this mean. She interested on me or she want to say she got a bf already.

Please help.

DUDE, I think you're still drunk. Why not come back here when your eye is clear so we can know exactly what your problem is. Maybe we can help.

KPELLE!!!

size38: They can even create up to 100 more states if they want. But the truth remains that there will be true Federalism where every resources found in any state will be 100% owned and controlled by that state and tax will be paid to the federal govt. because resources from few states cannot be use in sustaining all these unviable states they are planning to create here and there.

I suspect that someone has been supplying weed to the delegates. A sound mind cannot conceive this additional problem.

COME TO THINK OF IT
how many additional states for the north compared to the already marginalized states in the south east, south south and south west

woky: I don't understand

You have understanding problem abi

How's that NL problem? When you were busy using your school fees for agege bread and akara, and running to your girlfriend's house till school dismiss, you forgot that one day you'll be ask to read and understand simple sentence in English.

missyhorlah: I want to know ur view about it. Sex makes relationships stronger,true or false?

pls mention at least three things that makes a relationship stronger and see if sex isn't one of them.

This is Nigeria, the worst is the best while the best is the worst.
We find incompetent and unqualified people in key position of authority and some in an important sector of the economy. How can we get the best outcome from such sectors?
MY OPINION:
If what op posted here is true. The VC should step down immediately. The (supervising) minister of education and anyone who knows about this appointment should be thoroughly investigated by the EFCC, POLICE, and other related security agent for abuse of office, corruption and possible bribery. Anybody found guilty should be prosecuted and dismiss according to lay down rules.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!