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I turn Preacher today! |
Barrywhite8620: "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me." (1 Corinthians 13:11).Lemme modify it (New Nija Pigin Translation NNPT) Guy! Whn I bin dy pikin, dm use play play nd talk talk swear 4me. Bt as I turn man finish, u c say I play lyk pikin again? NO! I gz fashi am keep one syd face my life joor (no work no chow). |
advocate666: Something amazing happened after I submitted this pledge on NL. My phone rang but when I answered there was nobody. I came back to my desk and my bible was open. I swear I didn't open my bible today. The bible is still open, I haven't touched it. It is showing Isaiah 31, 32 & 33.Amazing, e evn has a bible. |
advocate666: Come to Satan. The harbinger of knowledge to the world.Nd wht wealth av u acquired since Satan fooled u? |
2Cor5:21 Christ was without sin, but for our sake God made him share our sin in order that in union with him we might share the righteousness of God. Whn Bros J bin dy here, evn one bad tyn e no do. Bt God con mak am b say Bros J share our bad belle wt us mak e b say we ma go share God righteousness wt Bros J. |
I must confess! Ds trend dn mak me carry bible by force. Very nice work guys |
Telez: God noniGuy! Whch book e dy? |
The weirdest tyn is dt they r so attractive. Who wld eva suspect its pee-infested. I trust 9ja! Hweva infested e b, we dy chop dy go ni...notyn dy happen! Even if dm tel us say pee dy inside....u knw d rest |
Abyjah: Wow, at such age? By the time they get to adulthood they'd probably be baking with HIV-infested blood. Smh.
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Galatians 3:1 O YOU poor and silly and thoughtless and unreflecting and senseless Galatians! Who has fascinated or bewitched or cast a spell over you, unto whom--right before your very eyes--Jesus Christ (the Messiah) was openly and graphically set forth and portrayed as crucified? (Condensed Nigeria Pigin Version CNPV) Galatians! Una no get sense Ooo! Abi dm swear 4 una? No b 4 una korokoro eyes lyk ds dm carry Jesus Christ put 4 cross? |
penzino: God no go lemme dey dis kind position...buh if..... Na to run na.... Buh I rilly pity dis guy ooooo... He don get new wife b4 he finish NYSC..... See I'm students dey around to watch self....eiyaU go run forget ur discharge cert ...mehn, na to deny d pikin Ooo...@least b4 she born am I go dn collect cert nd if dm no lock me up, I go disappear straight! Never to return |
Guys, hw wld u feel if u were in his position?
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Very funny
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Chuckeey :Guy...wetin I do u na. Babe dy console me nd u dy spoil am, haba! Fynx my dear. @least u feel my pain. |
I dn go mistakenly delete my picture folder because of ds trend...sh****t! |
Abujafood: What fool you are, analyzing my post with so much bias and folly and thinking you're smart, you call me a control-centric loser like you know me one on one, fool take a hike and analyse your own self with brevity and wit, left o me, you're one hateful person spoiling for a fight too bad I'm not available for that. I gat notin to say to you further, good luck with the hate and find yourself another customer.My guy dn vex |
Nw ds is funny
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Ds one of ma best collections
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Well, so far Ogun has been nice to us, dependin on d LGA u r posted to sha. Heard Riverside areas r havin a lot of discomfort. Anyways, my ppa is a private sch @Ibafo nd pay 10k plus our normal allawie 19.8k. Isn't dt swt? Bt I tell u my brother, am workin my anus out! Only me Physics(SS1), T/D(SS1), FurtherMaths(SS1), nd IntroTech(JS3). Whn I heard of my other colleague's pay nd their own work load...I thnk God 4 my life say dm send me go sch way na SS1 b d highest class. So d pay is quite ok compared 2others. @poster, jst prayer u r posted 2 a nice place whr d admin wnt gv u headaches because right nw, my HM is driving me crazy! |
12 inches!:Hw far...wanna knw more abt ds GRE. Am presently in Ogun, Ibafo. My email is dl_jbd@yahoo.com |
Loskee: hi... where r u serving?Ogun State...u fa? |
valencia25: una wan dey toast una sev for here abiLol, haba...c conclusion! Obviously, u no hear Hausa. |
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More laughs
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Am back
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Alright thn. Wht tym do u close? |
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enquirydon: i need 2 test it first before saying anything about priceAright. Cnt find ur address 4rm ur post. R u @ computer village? Cos am also in Lagos nd am gon b around there 2mao. So lemme knw if we cld c |
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enquirydon: no problemUr yet 2ans ma question na. Or r u thinkin abt it? Lol |
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...mehn, na to deny d pikin Ooo...@least b4 she born am I go dn collect cert nd if dm no lock me up, I go disappear straight! Never to return