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Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 5:19pm On Dec 04, 2012
I turn Preacher today!
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2012
Barrywhite8620: "When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me." (1 Corinthians 13:11).

Wen i dey small, i yarn like small pikin nd reason like small pikin. But wen i grow up, i put small pikin tinz behind, bcuz dis life no easy d wey we reason am wen we dey small(who no work no go chop).
Lemme modify it
(New Nija Pigin Translation NNPT)

Guy! Whn I bin dy pikin, dm use play play nd talk talk swear 4me. Bt as I turn man finish, u c say I play lyk pikin again? NO! I gz fashi am keep one syd face my life joor (no work no chow).
Christianity EtcRe: My Pledge To Satan by dljbd1(m): 5:02pm On Dec 04, 2012
advocate666: Something amazing happened after I submitted this pledge on NL. My phone rang but when I answered there was nobody. I came back to my desk and my bible was open. I swear I didn't open my bible today. The bible is still open, I haven't touched it. It is showing Isaiah 31, 32 & 33.

Care to explain the meaning of this?
Amazing, e evn has a bible.
Christianity EtcRe: My Pledge To Satan by dljbd1(m):
advocate666: Come to Satan. The harbinger of knowledge to the world.
You will live a peaceful, happy, non-violent, pleasure-filled life.
You will not want. Money, power, and adoration will be yours.
Can't you see my brother? You don't need god. Satan will provide all you want in this life.
Nd wht wealth av u acquired since Satan fooled u?
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 4:47pm On Dec 04, 2012
2Cor5:21
Christ was without sin, but for our sake God made him share our sin in order that in union with him we might share the righteousness of God.

Whn Bros J bin dy here, evn one bad tyn e no do. Bt God con mak am b say Bros J share our bad belle wt us mak e b say we ma go share God righteousness wt Bros J.
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 4:32pm On Dec 04, 2012
I must confess! Ds trend dn mak me carry bible by force.
Very nice work guys
Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 04, 2012
Telez: God noni
Guy! Whch book e dy?
FoodRe: Girls Hand-Out Cupcakes Baked With Urine by dljbd1(m): 4:12pm On Dec 04, 2012
The weirdest tyn is dt they r so attractive. Who wld eva suspect its pee-infested. I trust 9ja! Hweva infested e b, we dy chop dy go ni...notyn dy happen! Even if dm tel us say pee dy inside....u knw d rest
FoodRe: Girls Hand-Out Cupcakes Baked With Urine by dljbd1(m): 3:58pm On Dec 04, 2012
Abyjah: Wow, at such age? By the time they get to adulthood they'd probably be baking with HIV-infested blood. Smh.

Now, let's talk about Jesus:

He said we should love our neighbours as our selves.

You should consider it.

Christianity EtcRe: Write the Bible In Pigin English! by dljbd1(m): 11:36am On Dec 04, 2012
Galatians 3:1
O YOU poor and silly and thoughtless and unreflecting and senseless Galatians! Who has fascinated or bewitched or cast a spell over you, unto whom--right before your very eyes--Jesus Christ (the Messiah) was openly and graphically set forth and portrayed as crucified?

(Condensed Nigeria Pigin Version CNPV)
Galatians! Una no get sense Ooo! Abi dm swear 4 una? No b 4 una korokoro eyes lyk ds dm carry Jesus Christ put 4 cross?
NYSCRe: Corper Give Village Girl Belle... by dljbd1(op): 10:07pm On Dec 03, 2012
penzino: God no go lemme dey dis kind position...buh if..... Na to run na.... Buh I rilly pity dis guy ooooo... He don get new wife b4 he finish NYSC..... See I'm students dey around to watch self....eiya
U go run forget ur discharge certhuh...mehn, na to deny d pikin Ooo...@least b4 she born am I go dn collect cert nd if dm no lock me up, I go disappear straight! Never to return
NYSCCorper Give Village Girl Belle... by dljbd1(op): 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2012
Guys, hw wld u feel if u were in his position?

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 9:37pm On Dec 03, 2012
Very funny

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 9:29pm On Dec 03, 2012
Chuckeey :
guy no pity am joor
Guy...wetin I do u na. Babe dy console me nd u dy spoil am, haba!

Fynx my dear. @least u feel my pain.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 2:54am On Dec 03, 2012
I dn go mistakenly delete my picture folder because of ds trend...sh****t!
RomanceRe: Most Common Reasons For Break Up? by dljbd1(m): 2:45am On Dec 03, 2012
Abujafood: What fool you are, analyzing my post with so much bias and folly and thinking you're smart, you call me a control-centric loser like you know me one on one, fool take a hike and analyse your own self with brevity and wit, left o me, you're one hateful person spoiling for a fight too bad I'm not available for that. I gat notin to say to you further, good luck with the hate and find yourself another customer.
My guy dn vex
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 1:44pm On Dec 02, 2012
Nw ds is funny

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 1:28pm On Dec 02, 2012
Ds one of ma best collections

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 10:45pm On Dec 01, 2012
Gd9t

NYSCRe: What Is It Like, Serving In Ogun State? by dljbd1(m): 1:23pm On Dec 01, 2012
Well, so far Ogun has been nice to us, dependin on d LGA u r posted to sha. Heard Riverside areas r havin a lot of discomfort. Anyways, my ppa is a private sch @Ibafo nd pay 10k plus our normal allawie 19.8k. Isn't dt swt? Bt I tell u my brother, am workin my anus out! Only me Physics(SS1), T/D(SS1), FurtherMaths(SS1), nd IntroTech(JS3). Whn I heard of my other colleague's pay nd their own work load...I thnk God 4 my life say dm send me go sch way na SS1 b d highest class. So d pay is quite ok compared 2others.
@poster, jst prayer u r posted 2 a nice place whr d admin wnt gv u headaches because right nw, my HM is driving me crazy!
NYSCRe: What Is It Like, Serving In Ogun State? by dljbd1(m): 1:15pm On Dec 01, 2012
12 inches!:
When I hear ow pple suffer @ their ppa s me I almost wondering. I'm serving in ogun UNAAB to be precise and I jst dey show face after which by 2pm I don disappear. I even one start to dey miss some days sef. I'm just waiting for the one year to end...Meanwhile I'm prepping for GRE
Hw far...wanna knw more abt ds GRE. Am presently in Ogun, Ibafo. My email is dl_jbd@yahoo.com
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by dljbd1(m): 1:01pm On Dec 01, 2012
Loskee: hi... where r u serving?
Ogun State...u fa?
CrimeRe: Four Arrested For Killing Recharge Card Dealer by dljbd1(m): 12:56pm On Dec 01, 2012
valencia25: una wan dey toast una sev for here abi grin grin
Lol, haba...c conclusion! Obviously, u no hear Hausa.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2012
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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 10:50am On Dec 01, 2012
More laughs

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 10:00am On Dec 01, 2012
Am back

Computer MarketRe: Hp G6 Intel Core I3 73,000/hp G6 Intel 500gb,4gb ram 79,000 by dljbd1(m):
Alright thn. Wht tym do u close?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 12:41am On Dec 01, 2012
2 b continued ltr

Computer MarketRe: Hp G6 Intel Core I3 73,000/hp G6 Intel 500gb,4gb ram 79,000 by dljbd1(m): 12:06am On Dec 01, 2012
enquirydon: i need 2 test it first before saying anything about price
Aright. Cnt find ur address 4rm ur post. R u @ computer village? Cos am also in Lagos nd am gon b around there 2mao. So lemme knw if we cld c
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by dljbd1(m): 11:58pm On Nov 30, 2012
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Computer MarketRe: 55,000 New Toshiba with warranty by dljbd1(m): 11:49pm On Nov 30, 2012
enquirydon: no problem
Ur yet 2ans ma question na. Or r u thinkin abt it? Lol

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