₦airaland Forum

jammyng: She must have been raped!

no doubt

Jonathan! Watch and Learn!

can we go to bed now?

Obama must win!

worrying is a misuse of the imagination! - Mary Crowley

Kslib: Me: good morning
Mama nkechi: good morning my pikin.
Me: give me two cups of garr!
Mama nkechi: ok,your money na N5..
Me: haha,mama nkechi!!! Na early morning deafness con dey worry you today.. I say garr!..no be lipton i talk oh..na garr! I wan buy..
Mama nkechi: yes nah,you dey mad.. I say ur money na 5 naira nah...
Me: ah,ah,.. Why d tin con cheap like dis nah?
Mam nkechi: you no hear say whizkid don buy car..
Me: ehen.how dat one take concine garr!..
Mama nkechi: you be big ode.. You no know say anytime wey whizkid ride the car,d price of garr! Go enta auto-reverse..
Me: ah.. Na GOD go bless whizkid for us oh.
Mama nkechi: as i dey talk to you so,whizkid just ride d car pass ajegunle..immidiately he pass,d market womwn begin sell one bag of garr! For 50 naira...
Me: chai,whizkid na GOD go make you remember say road dey mushin..
Mama nkechi: amen oohh..

Lol...smtyn is wrong wt ds guy

azpekuliar: You're so bent on shoving this down our throats. Hope his acquiring that SUV has now added some semblance of value to your life, you jobless voyuer!

Relax bro

over my dead body

thankz...bt i love my ballz

sub_zero: ;DGovt. House, Old Rivers State. 1931/32 batch A' set. Haba! My mate no dey here

If i c ur leg here again! Na 2cut am off

niddamugu: Na real children wey i fit even born. Anyway, 1995/1996........Adamawa

With all due respect sir, u no well Ooo!

200K each!!! From which account?

Dermie: i dont think its an offence,
the officers should know what to do,
you shouldn't be punished for that,
was it ever given as NYSC rule?

But, you can try the scisscors stunt carefully.
If it doesn't work, just leave it alone.
NO WORRIES.

If na Ogun State...u better worry!

October allawie still on my MIND!

una welcome...
Am presently serving in Ogun State, Ibafo precisely (jst alone Lagos-Ibadan express road) batchB.
I wishing u all d best and safest trip down. And i also pray dm post sm of u guys 2my sch so dt my stress will be reduced...lol...c ya on da oda syd

i have learnt to be quiet whenever i see such treatments. Since the police are not active to such issues, then its left to the people...so be it!
Quite legit to me.

sniperwolf: I use UCWeb because it supports RESUME

Me too

mehn...i con dy fall in love wt our roads instead

bush4ker: i subscribed for the one month plan@1200 but they didnt tell me its 1gig they just said that my subcription wil end 1dec.and they included it was for a whole complete month nt 1gig

dial *141*712*0# to check whats left on ur data plan

1. Parent
2. Environment

mehn...bad

hmmmm

HMmm...points taken!

as long as I av my supernatural, big bang theory, two and half men, walking dead,...etc...am ok!

Curve2...enjoying it bt wtout 3G. Damn!

Short but inspiring!

Panshow: I'll use it to chat on 2go.

You stupid sha!

Really...age is nothing compared to maturity. Though standards in recent epoch of civilization, a particular age is recommended for marriage since it is assumed that the individual should have attained a level of maturity and fitness to face all responsibilities accompanying marriage. But maturity is everything cos a man could be 30years and still be a toddler. Thanks

9ce one bro. Fynx

Sowie, I only use UCWEB 2facebook nd download movies bt evry other tyn is done on my Operamini.
While Google Chrome is best for my PC.

Mehn...so close 2my PPA.

holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

Smtyn is wrong wt ds guy!